/brit/

>>53105697
>the unemployed
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

WHERE IS ARAB COCK

I shipped on board of a Liverpool liner

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kpop desu lads

I love /brit/ so much! it's awesome! I especially love your accents! This is my impression! Rule Britannia!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t8gMcPJ6Xa

Azusa

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CHEBS EDITION MORE LIKE

are you a willy

>>53105684
What's his name?

>>53105751
id diddle everyone present

>>53105684
>mfw he/she gets paid $1000 everytime he/she lets someone fuck him/her

I NEED IT SO BAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED ARAB COCK IN MY MOUTH

NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO THERES NO LIIIIMIIIIT

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Crappy phone pic of yesterday's anime purchases lads.

who /told themselves they don't need companionship but keeps coming back to /brit/ for exactly that / here

>unemployed

You're just a scrounging shit

PLEASE IF YOU ARE AN ARAB GIVE ME YOUR COCK

\brit\

>>53105791
whos this ejit

>>53105795
Embarrassing

>>53105795
>going halfway across the world to buy toys and keyrings
why are you in japan ffs

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*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*
STANDING IN A CROWDED ROOM AND I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE
(OOH-UH, OH-OH-OH OH-OOH-UH OH OH OH, OH-OOH-UH)
PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, TELL ME EVERYTHING'S OKAY
(OOH-UH, OH-OH-OH OH-OOH-UH OH OH OH, OH-OOH-UH)

WHERE IS IT

I had a scary dream last night lads.

Basically, I saw my sister looking in my wardrobe and inside there were a few coathangers that had girl clothes like dresses on. Also I had printed off faces and put them on top of the hanger where a face would be. They were mostly anime faces.

What's the deeper meaning lads?

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>>53105774
>/a/

>>53105848
shake it baby

doing a cum

Literally want to die right now

>>53105795
CUTE
U
T
E

>>53105836
It's not the reason I'm here it's just one thing to do. All of that was less than £20

WHERE IS THE ARAB COCK????????????????????????????

got a VERY pooey bum lads
fuck sake. no one's gona wan to fuck me

>>53105867
Hail to the king, baby

cock size?
5.5" here

>>53105881
why are you there

>>53105822
i started the thread lad, who are you

>>53105851
you're a fucking disgusting weeb and should off yourself pronto

>>53105899
nonce

>>53105899

If only tbqh lads.

Imagine having enormous, plate-sized burger nips. Must feel well weird.

>>53105899
kinda sick knowing there are parents who do this desu

>>53105899
Those fucking shorts

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SLAGS
L
A
G
S

>>53105898
I'm a skyline otaku desu. Also I like the aesthetics. Why would you not want to go to Japan for an extended period.

>>53105909
literally your enemy

>>53105970
im planning to go but mostly for the mountains and temples and that
going such a long way to look at buildings seems a bit silly to me just my opinion

what's that song that goes ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKE THIS ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKE THIS ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKE THIS ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKE THIS over and over it sounds like amy winehose but its not

>>53105870

There's a suicide thread on /k/ lad

slags OUT
proper english gf's IN

>>53105946
that perfectly sculpted cock-taking body on the left. fuggggggg

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>>53105795
Where did you get this?

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>>53105970
>I'm a skyline otaku desu. Also I like the aesthetics. Why would you not want to go to Japan for an extended period.
>im planning to go but mostly for the mountains and temples and that

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>>53105870
me too haha

>>53106026
in japan i guess

>watching anime

fuck off you disgusting abnormie losers

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VERY horny

>>53105994
Doing all the normal tourist stuff lad. Have a chill. I would go just for the hot counters at the local 7\11

>>53106063
Kill yourself, straya cunt.

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>>watching anime

>fuck off you disgusting abnormie losers

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>Doing all the normal tourist stuff lad. Have a chill. I would go just for the hot counters at the local 7\11

I'm luke, I'm 5, and my dad's bruce lee, he drives me around in his JCB

>>53106083
>tourist stuff
ummmm im a TRAVELLER....................

>playstation network is currently undergoing maintenance
REEEEEEE

>>53106026
Animate store akihabara. I got the last one.

>>53105684
wish you'd do the gimmick right 2bh

hard fi were criminally underrated

nobody captured the essence of being a LAD in the late 2000s better than them, except possibly The Streets

>>53106101
>5
JANNY

>>53106094
foy

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>Anime

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>playstation network is currently undergoing maintenance
>REEEEEEE

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>Kpop

hell to the naw to the naw naw naw

>>53106168
>>53106157
>>53106149
>>53106132
shit posts

>>53106101
[Luke stands still, as the Emperor reaches the bottom of the stairs. The Emperor's laughter has turned to anger. He raises his arms toward Luke.] If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed. [Blinding bolts of energy, evil lightning, shoot from the Emperor's hands at Luke]

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>>53105751
>those socks

Literally my fetish

How dare you mock me, I am a manager at JJB and I deserve respect

Girl.. They just wanna have fun

im luke im 5 and my dads bruce lee
sells me trainers in jjb

>>53106208
I am junior assistant manager at littlechef

Life seems totally hopeless

>>53106069
can u not

are all blacks normies lads

>>53106149
What language was she speaking for it to be translated into Koren and English?

>>53106240
Young fool...only now, at the end, do you understand. [Luke is almost unconscious beneath the continuing assault of the Emperor's lightning] Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. You have paid the price for your lack of vision. [Luke writhes on the floor in unbearable pain]

>>53106251
They're called subtitles you dim prick

>>53106250
thaddeus

>>53106250

you get the odd one who isn't, who was the fella well known on /b/ about 5 years ago who got busted for cp? used to post photos of himself in bed with anime dolls

Luke looks at his father’s mechanical hand, then to his own mechanical, black-gloved hand, and realises how much he is becoming like his father. He makes the decision for which he has spent a lifetime in preparation. Luke steps back and hurls his lightsaber away.

>>53106269
Is this homoerotica fanfiction?>>53106278

cock and balls are hanging quite nicely atm

>>53106315
Now, young Skywalker...you will die. [Although it would not have seemed possible, the outpouring of bolts from the Emperor's fingers actually increases in intensity]

>>53106292
yeah erm look 1 post up??? fucking dopey prick should be castrated

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>>53106292

found it

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I've lost control again lads

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>doing an ice breaker thing at work with the new staff
>new girl says she has a talent where she looks at your face for a few seconds and tells you what type of personality you've got or whatever
>does a few of the others and it's fairly good bants
>gets to me
>"you look like you've got a lot of regrets anon. you look like you've been through some bad times"

I wasn't even looking sad or anything, I had my best pretend normie face on. Everyone else there says I'm a good laugh. How did she smash through my facade?

>>53106320
show

>>53106342
waheeeeey

Putting my willy in a lady again tomorrow, not even going to cost me anything

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Lads I've lost escape

>>53106373
font

>>53106350
A normies would have burst out giggling and then made some inane comment about it before she said anything

>>53106373
costs you non FONT privileges

>>53105744
FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02cSc5a49LA

Got to get up in 8 hours
Hate this work lark

>>53106389
should have said I can't escape

>>53106373

I'm 27yoKV and this is very upsetting and triggering

>>53106350
Shes a witch
Burn the cunt

Think I figured out why slavs squat so much

you know that thing when you sit for too long and your arse cheeks go itchy and irritable as fuck

yeah its that

>>53106395
mate I did, I was playing the normie game like I do every day

>>53106415
imagine /brit/ when we're all retired

hopped up out my bed :)
turned my swag on (H)

>>53106350
its a trick. I can't remember what it's called but you can basically describe every human being alive using a paragraph where you outline their experience of failure and regret with sadness but also times of happiness, hope and triumph. You will automatically assign events to each description without realising it's almost certainty that everyone has experienced each of those things.

>>53106350
she is just using basic mind trickery

everyone feels like they have regrets and have been through bad times that's just how the human brain works

>>53106439

beginnings of pressure sores mate.

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lads ive lost the plot

Banned from /r/europe lads for saying the Crusades were justified

>>53106250
3:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WXGWIqj9I

>>53106464
>>53106465
Jedi mind trick eh? Fucking slag

post more slags pls

>>53106481

>ever browsing that lefty hug-box echo-chamber

disgusting

just took some codeine, valium and nytol washed down with jack daniels, for a nice restful sleep

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>>53106526

>>53106536
The mod that banned me is a French arab

>>53106499
well this is my theory on it. she reads up on everyone at work on fb, makes basic deductions through conversations she has had with other Co workers and everything for the trick. youre quiet and so is your Facebook so she can't get much from you. she can't say you're quiet because thay will be like saying water is wet, so she does the old "drop overly broad and encompassing emotions and let them fill the gaps"

it's very common la

>>53106561
see you in 4 days lad

that feel when you stay up till 4am posting on /brit/
that feel when you spend your days off in your room alone
that feel when you only leave your house to go to work
that feel when you see cute girls and it physically hurts, feels like a piece of you dies inside every time
that feel when you feel all alone and contemplate your life while staring at the walls
that feel man
that feel is no gf

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lads

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>>53106526

>>53106596

find a hobby then idiot

>>53106596
[in Huttese subtitled] Soon you will learn to appreciate me

>>53106561
Bit late in the season to start your hibernation

>>53106481
/r/Europe is bad even by reddit standards

There's one French mod who is a walking stereotype, types all his comments in French with English translations, bashes the UK at every opportunity, sucks up to Muslims, typical frogcuck really

https://www.reddit.com/user/dclauzel

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"Of course I'm going to make changes for our cup tie at Arsenal on Saturday. We're flogging the lads. There are more and more injuries every year but it's ignored by the Premier League. If the Premier League decides to put a stupid fixture midweek when they don't bloody need to, then I haven't got much choice than to make changes."

- "Big" Samuel Allardyce

>psn down
reeeeee fuck off

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>just took some codeine, valium and nytol washed down with jack daniels, for a nice restful sleep

>>53106584
But I'm not quiet at work. I have perfected the normie facade. From 9 till 5 every weekday there's literally no way of telling that I'm not just a normie piece of shit.

>>53106638
Not like theres any games to play on playstation anyway

>>53106679
using the term "normie facade" guarantees you're a bit weird in public

new gimmick: we all become scousers

>>53105946
does she really need that many sneakers?

>>53106630
Yeah he's a cunt, people were talking about how most young people speaking English is great for European integration and he started saying French was still the lingua franca and everyone laughed at him. It would be a good sub without the mods desu.

>>53106729
hoi noi broin coi

>>53106729
nicking computers n tha innit

>>53106735
>sneakers
fuck off yank

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just caught my mum taking pictures of herself in lingerie

AGAIN

going to the job centre tomorrow

>>53106735
theres not even that many

>>53106729
swerve it wool

started seeing this girl, super sweet and cute but she's a basic bitch - no interests, hobbies, opinions and just lays there in bed, it's like having sex with a tomato

>>53106776
why....

>>53106752
no one learns your variation of english
accepting it is the first step

the second step is changing it

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>>53106729
reme,ber those 2 10 yo kids that killed a 4 year old haha bants that

>>53106793
to get a job obviously

Applied for 4 jobs today

>>53106770
dw she caught you wanking at least once

>>53106781
Does she like the show friends and have a " live laugh love" sign anywhere in her house?

>>53106811
the individual im replying to SHOULD already have a job

>>53106793
I'm a scouser so got to go scrounge benefits for doing no work

>>53106741
What an absolute tit, completely deluded.

I don't hate the EU's immigration policy because I dislike eastern Europeans.

I dislike the EU's immigration policy because one a (sand)nigger gets on a raft and finds his way to the shores of Spain or Italy - he can get into the UK without any trouble whatsoever.

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>>53106770
is she a milf haha x

>>53106778
she has at least 10 pairs
I only have 3 and sometimes I feel like I should probably get rid of one pair

>>53106804
coming from the Brazilian speaking cuck
>>53106806
JFT96
aha fuck the sun and maggie thatcher amiright

>going to the job centre
>to get a job
lmao

just caught the bf taking pictures of himself in lingerie

AGAIN

>>53106829
oh
thought u were sersh
nvm carry on
fucking liverpuddle parasite scum

>>53106824
i'm not made of jobs

>>53106862
aha don't tell everyone xx

>>53106824
[Han moves toward Threepio threateningly.] Why, you-- [Several Ewoks' spears are thrust in Han's face at the affront to their god.]

bf just caught me taking pictures of myself in lingerie

AGAIN

is psn still down? gagging for a go on pro clubs

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just caught the wife's son taking pictures of himself in lingerie

psn
more like
pns
(like penis but without the e and i)

>>53106823
she watches tbbt and has a "don't think about the difference between living and surviving" sign on her car window and all these other silly sayings on her fridge

>>53106913
ahaha

business idea: sell custom badges that people can wear so they can identify other /brit/ users while out in public

Just blew my nose in a wankrag haha

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
CLAP

should've been a soldier lads

New gimmick: everyone becomes irish

>>53106934
disgusting

business idea: tshirts with county flag designs so patrician /brit/ users can identify one another in public

>>53106770
my mum caught me taking pics in her lingerie 2bh

>>53106933
You already wear a fedora

Really want to play Halo 3 again but not sure about paying £288 plus £30 plus like £15 per month

doing a leave and never come back

>>53106944
FECK OFF WHERS ME FECKIN POTATOES AH FECK OFF WHERS ME FECKIN GUINESS AH FECK OFF WILL YE

>>53106954
would buy the work gf a collar dress with the west midlands design on it

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>>53106954
Business idea: Kev t-shirts

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the quest for a 5/10 plain looking loyal gf with no ambition goes onanonanonanonanonan

>>53106944
bit cold out

is there a UK equivalent of this site?

http://www.bls.gov/home.htm

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r8 bf

>>53107023
VIRUS

DO NOT CLICK

>>53107023
national office of statistics.

is there a UK equivalent of this site?

http://memeware.net/

>>53107015
what about custom purple kev ties with a hand embroidered /brit/ on the back

business idea
full body wank rag and furnishing covers
then you don't have to worry about aiming it and can just let it all out as and when
bonus: two varieties, disposable and reusable

>>53106944
I'm from Boston too

is there a UK equivalent of this site?

>>53105684

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>turn on the wogbox
>advert comes on
>whimsical ukulele music starts playing

why can't the normies just fuck off forever

>>53107023
http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/taxonomy/index.html?nscl=Employment

maybe

is there a UK equivalent of this site?

www.blacked.com

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>>53107018
dr pavel ere, just peformed the old surgery

>>53107117
London irl

Really wish Brits would stay out of my ski areas.

I like British people most of the time but the people you send on skiing holidays are richer versions of those you send to Magaluf. Just please encourage them to go to France and Switzerland instead.

All the boys are called Henry, Hugo, Charlie etc and the girls are all called Izzy, Rose, Clemence and so on. They are hateful people.

>>53107152
did Hugo shag your bird mate lmfao

>>53107098
Yes, it's shit.

is there a UK equivalent of this site
https://www.reddit.com/

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sent this to my oneitus earlier

that awkward moment when you match with someone you know at work
that awkward moment when you are each other at work and pretend it never happened

>>53107152
Telling everyone I know not to go to your country

>>53107183
>no reply
wew lad

>>53107190
FONT

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JUST

>>53107056
you slice of shit

>>53107062
>>53107112
ta

>Omg it's such a double standard where we punish men that have sex with underage girls but don't do anything about women that have sex with young boys. DOUBLE STANDARD MUCH??!!?

Yeah can we just admit that some double standards exist for a reason and are perfectly valid?

If you don't see the reason why an adult woman having sex with a 13 year old boy isn't a big deal you're honestly dumb.

unironically pay for the daily mash lads, it's good shit

>>53106944
alri

>>53107231

>dumb

fuck off yank

why couldnt i have been one of those kids who gets on the news for being molested by a hot female teacher

tfw you're eyeing up some bird and then she turns around and she's ugly as hell
bad feel

why are girls under the impression that their fanny is the most attractive thing in the world

>>53107254
Hi, Reddit!

>>53107231
so what's the reason then?

>>53107274
no hot female teacher wanted to molest you

Unironically recommend texting your oneitis Pepe gif's. Girls love Pepe.

Shooting a semen

>>53107286
why is this reddit? it's just funny tbqh, some of it's shit tho

>Forgot to reply to my dad's WhatsApp
Bet he's going apoplectic aha

New gimmick: no more gimmicks haha

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>Unironically recommend texting your oneitis Pepe gif's. Girls love Pepe.

being female is living life in easy mode
being a fat ugly autistic male with a small penis - hard mode

debate me

>>53107289
Because young boys are horny and want it. A boy losing his virginity is also not a big deal and doesn't mean anything.

It's more of a forceful act to penetrate a woman and losing her virginity actually means something.

>>53107152
Can't stand pricks and poofs going on "skiing holidays"

Woo look at me going down a hill covered in snow woo

Fuck off

Although I'd like to go on one nice scenery

>>53105684
Good fetish

>>53107297
annihilated

>>53107317
Jerking off dudes

>>53107168
No, Hugo downed lots of Stroh for breakfast and threw up in his suitcase - ruining his holiday.

They should stick to Marrakech or Thailand, or wherever else they go after they finish university

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very nice

backside that is haha

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Ẁhy are apologies so hard to do lads?

I'm talking a proper apology too, not just "oh oops, sorry I broke that thing".

You've gotta find the right time and place to do it. Are they in the right mood? Should it be in private or public? In person or online? Should you just say "I'm sorry" or should you add more to it? How do you make yourself sound sincere? What do you do after the apology? etc etc etc

just opened a letter for the person who used to live in this flat, it's from their dentist saying they need to make an appointment as they haven't been in 2 years haha

>>53107341
Being white - easy mode
Being not white - hard mode

Business idea: t-shirts with the words "cold out" printed on made to look like some edgy band name or something so normies don't suspect anything but /brit/ lads can recognise each other and proceed to sperg out hilariously

>>53107347
wut

>>53107382
you avin a roughie mate?

>>53107387
>apologising
>ever
>for anything that isn't against the law

found the beta cuck

>>53107340
>that NORMIES RRRRREEEEEEEEE meme at the bottom
Ironic that she said yes.

>>53107382
Feel like coming to Austria just to annoy you now desu

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>I offer no apologies

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>>53107347
>young boys are horny and want it
>so its ok to rape them

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>Well yes I am a practicing Muslim, why do you ask?

>>53105684
His name is Sarina Valentina. For anyone who is interested.

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reminder

>>53107412
More like I'm selfish and manipulative and act apologetic occasionally so as to push my plans further forward.

All these cunts with their flooded houses

Business idea: buy cheap houses in floodplain areas and dig a trench around them so thru don't get flooded and watch unsuspecting buyers buy them and watch the money flow in

sisters onthe dole
tfw hiding all her letters from the dwp so she misses her appointments and gets sanctioned haha
cunt

>>53107475
bit mean this

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>I'm selfish and manipulative and act apologetic occasionally so as to push my plans further forward.

>>53107367
Skiing is excellent but there is a tendency for the non alpine/arctic countries to make more of a holiday out of it, which means you have a lot of posers.

If you could go every day like I can it wouldn't be a novelty, so this kind of person wouldn't go.

>>53107475
she's probably gets texted/e-mailed them as well

>>53107444
>13 year old boy has sex with his hot teacher
>Rape

So there's a new Jihadi John in the latest IS video, I wonder how long he'll last before being blown up

Nonce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTE18wfQJg0

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OOH
OOH OOH OOH
ROCK MY WORLD UNTIL THE SUNLIGHT
MAKE THIS DREAM THE BEST I'VE EVER KNOWN
DIRTY DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
TAKE ME DOWN LIKE I'M A DOMINO

>>53107517
yes that's exactly what it is
13 year olds can't consent

>>53107537
dickless faggot

went to an r/brum reddit meetup and fingered a bird
AMA

>>53107496
Actually it's more like... I act nice, but I use manipulative methods often, but deep down I still care a lot about people. Frankly I manipulate myself more than anything; drugs and the power of suggestion can go a long way desu

>>53106350
you should bang her m8

tfw sat on the bus and you can feel the persons breath on your neck

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>>53107537
The bloke's literally out of control. He's gone gash mad. Why would you divorce THIS anyway?

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>>53107384
wew

>>53107458
yeah

>>53107468
tatties

>>53107496
>no messi gf

went to an r/brit reddit meetup and fingered a bird
AMA

>>53106651
i think i'm starting to have thing for indians/pakis/arabs...
If only zoophilia wasn't so frowned upon lads

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>>53107554
Actually it's "sexual assault". Rape is defined as forcing your penis into something so only men can "rape".

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>mfw like fat girls

goat sexual preference lads

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chvne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=202tUuMp5Tk

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yo guys I bacame slag addict, is there a cure?

>>53107590
spoiler that hog

tfw local job centre hot firebombed and the entire building burnt down
not even joking

>>53107623
vasectomy

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>>53107596
what's your game pal

you following me?

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>Reading novels and watching films for the plot

>>53107653
ms paint nonse

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>>53107607
>i think i'm starting to have thing for french girls
hmm?

>>53107590
her twitter is literally her posting pictures with her cat
depressing

>>53107638
someone lost their bennies

>>53107610
actually wrong, it's defined by insertion and that's not exclusive to a penis

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Where's jihadei John gone then? Just on a holiday?

>>53107672
>munster
what

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wagecucks lmao

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>I like to think myself full of humour by stating that I watch porn for the plot

>>53107537
but 17 is legal.

What's the problem?

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>>53107653
doing a silly sorry senpai

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>>53107694
I thought we got him in an air strike

>>53107590
Brown eyes are so weird looking

>>53107694
Pretty sure he died irrc

Sounds like Simon Danchuck (cba spelling his name) as been done by the "powers that be" if you ask me lads, think he was getting a little too close to the truth.

Wouldn't surprise me if something happened to Tom Watson too.

>>53107694
America droned him desu


>>53107746
I think he wanted a to shag a 17 year old paki and got caught

>>53107694

he was "killed" and then replaced with another actor

>>53107703
school is worse than work desu

>>53107772
Nowt wrong with that though, she wanted to shag him too.

>>53107699
'ri

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>>53107746
Corbyn is taking down his enemies in a Michael Corleone fashion. His brother will be next for blowing the lid on the global warming hoax.

f nu HK get HGV guy Hugo Hugo Hugo fug gf CCTV FG gf chord def def def after ATF ATF asserted age afte Lu chub cya

>>53107816
GET 'EM ON BOARD I'LL CALL IT IN

>>53107816
Just because it is legal doesn't make it alright

i wanna shag a 17 year old paki

the fire rises

>>53107816
TELL ME ABOUT BANE

>>53107816
for you

New

>>53107865

>>53107865

>>53107865

>>53107865

>>53107865

>tfw just realised that my feelings towards my 'oneitus' is literally the result of random chemicals flowing through my brain.
>tfw there is nothing inherently special about her and there is plenty of girls who can probably get the same chemicals flowing
>tfw some of those girls might even like me back

>>53107849
True, still a bit suspish that it happened to him, the bloke who has been helping to uncover actual nonces, and he is now being portrayed as a nonce himself even though what he did is totally different.

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>>53107851
nonce


iktf tho

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>>53107673
strange way to spell brit, lad

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>>53106651
fuck off paki