RIPPED JEANS, SKIN WAS SHOWIN'
HOT NIGHT, WIND WAS BLOWIN'
WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY?
HEY, I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
IT'S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
AT YOU BABY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
is this Rina or Charles lmao
leaning towards Charles ngl
>why yes I do consider myself a ”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""British”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""person”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>an inverted nova scotia flag
>talking about noncery
does anyone have the kev edit with the text "put the phone down wanker or you'll get some" or something like that
Daily reminder the quran says Muhammad flew a donkey named lighting to israel on a night journey
>Al-Burāq (Arabic: البُراق al-Burāq "lightning") is a steed in Islamic mythology, a creature from the heavens that transported the prophets. Most notably Buraq carried the Islamic prophet Muhammad from Mecca to Jerusalem and back during the Isra and Mi'raj or "Night Journey", as recounted both in the Al-Isra surah of the Quran and in hadith literature.
getting real inspired by Trump right now, lads
Threadly reminder that hard-drinking paki-spanking, nonce-uncovering, Jezza-bashing top Northern lad Simon Danczuk did nothing wrong whatsoever.
seasons come and go but in still stuck in this dead end job every day just to survive
what's the point of living lads
no time to yourself and the little bit of tome you do get you're too tires to do anything
>the bird Danczuk sexted was LITERALLY an online prozzie at 17
Just bawled my eyes out at the end of Gladiator, first time I've cried in years.
When was the last time you cried, /brit/? (And don't say when I was fucking your mum last night)
>Meanwhile his ex-girlfriend Hamilton described how Danczuk cried when she dumped him.
>She told the Sunday Mirror she told him to leave after he confessed to texting Houlihan, four days before the story came out.
>“I packed his bag and gave him it,” Hamilton said. “He was crying like a baby. I went on Twitter straight away and typed ‘Danczuk dumped’.”
>going straight on to twitter after a break-up just to announce said break-up
Why doe normies always blur shit out and not address it at all like we don't notice? why is her feet blurred? has she shit all over her feet or something?
as shameful as i think it for i have never seen anyone say this ever in here, i have no idea what to reply. I am truly weak at banter
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Blairite? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NKVD, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids alongside Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in vote rigging and I’m the top commie sleeper agent in the entire Parliamentary Labour Party. You are nothing to me but just another Capitalist pig. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the benches? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the """Russian Federation""" and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cyka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You’re fucking dead, nonce. I can be at a rally anywhere, anytime, and I can discredit you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my questions at PMQs. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of cultural Marxism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Twitter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Labour benches, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nonce. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cucko.
Not only that
>Ex-wife Sonia, 39, said Danczuk’s texts had humiliated their two children, Marymartha, 13, and George, 18.
>But today The Sun can reveal Sonia advertised herself using the name Stephanie36HH, the size of her breasts, on a sex website.
>She was allegedly paid for group romps at hotels and her home in Darwen, Lancs.
I love how him sexting is humiliating their kids, but her escorting in orgies, is not.
what the fuck did you just type? are you mong or something?
Been browsing sluthate recently, lads
Opening my mind
Soon with a bullet haha
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes, I quoted you because you're a Lancashire poster, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one who owns the whippets =D
I have studied old photos and can't find any evidence the WTC ever existed at all
>There are men who are SO handsome that they gain nationwide fame for it
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
Genuinely want Trump in the white house ffs yanks pls
You guys are fucked
>california votes for medical marjiuana
>clinton says fuck that
>drags dying people into court into their wheelchairs and prosecutes them under federal law
Daily reminder that JFK only got voted in because lots of dead people in Chicago managed to vote for him
Daily reminder that LBJ had JFK killed
Daily reminder that Nixon was hounded out of office by "yankee revenge"
>Vegas just posted the odds for me getting a gf
Lads, does anybody here know how much cosmetic nose surgery costs on average here in the UK?
Actual feminism is a bourgeoise farce to expand the privileges of the upper classes.
It has never had anyone but wealthy white women in mind, to serve as a way to expand the power of powerful families through more than just their sons
i just mean attempts to gain the right to vote and that sort of shit is great. putting forward and actively campaigning for the female head to be infront of the male head on the facebook friend request tab is AIDS incarnate.
this is actually unbelievable
it's like something out of idiocracy
unironically got goosebumps watching this
which should I buy lads
going in my uni dorm
>see a doctor
fuck off billionaire
Russian have a weird orphography too, but if english's words are hieroglyphs de facto, ours are readable, but..
we write - гpaммaтикa pyccкoгo языкa, (grammatika russkogo jazyka) but say it
grammatika russkáŭa jazyka, where á is a short sound between a and o, and ŭ is like W in Watson
Also the new Sherlock's episode is fine, but feminism cuck shit is discusting.
universal health care would cripple them. they've gone for so long without it that any system would be overwhelmed by people seeking treatment for conditions that have been present for decades.
If you can imagine that your clit is like a penis, feel yourself thrusting the penis out and opening up all those muscles to pus it out and out and that will really help. And you (I) have to keep practising to push out, as soon as you stop trying, do it again. You can feel it, I can't describe it. Just mindfully opening up your entire genital area while rubbing around the clit and on the inner labia. It's pretty rockin'.
>On 3 August 1888, The New York Times reported that bearskin caps might be phased out because of a shortage of bear skins. The article stated that, at that time, bearskin hats cost £7–5s each (about 35 contemporary US dollars; £600 in 2007 pounds) and noted “it can readily be seen what a price has to be paid for keeping up a custom which is rather old, it is true, but is practically a useless one save for the purpose of military display”
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
I'm pretty reasonable. But screw fucking chavs in fucking tracksuits smoking their weed cos mummy doesn't fucking care as long as daddy pays for her heroin and her kids fucking £500 shoes that get ruined like any other pair. They think they're fucking hard little shits because they walk in groups of 10 in asda and take the piss out of everyone. They can fucking jump off a bridge they're worse than pikeys.
>"""the original people of russia"""
>abkhazia isn't even part of russia and the caucusus region was conquered in the 18th century
on a side note black abkhaz (of which there few) were descended from ottoman slaves being transported along the black sea coasts
niggers are retarded