/brit/

yui

GET HIM JANNY

literally coughing up a lung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE

The M50.

gas the taigs

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crayon pop

IGNORE THE YANK THREAD

>tfw no muslim gf who will risk burning in eternal flames to slobber on my nob

>>53103203
>>53103237
>>53103251
>>53103255
>>53103262
>/brit/

>>53103260
at enfield service station now

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>tfw no Jennie gf

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kpop desu lads

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Reminder

>>53103249
rasheed

literally not posting in any of these shit threads lmao

>>53103314
FOAL

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain

Scary stuff lads. Do you think the entropy produced universe brains of the future will do poos like us?

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>>53103273
>took my shy Muslim gf's virginity
>she had never even held a boy's hand before me

>>53103378
FONT

Good morning, good anime lads.

>>53103353
don't then.
see if i give a fuck

>>53103378
Rasheed

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>Cuts to sexual health services will lead to STI 'explosion', warn experts
Waheyyy, normies BTFO

>http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/03/cuts-to-sexual-health-services-will-lead-to-sti-explosion-warn-experts

>>53103395
>>>/a/

really think "/sarcasm" has meme potential

fucking normalfags

reeeeeee

>>53103393
What does FONT mean?

Fuck Off Normie .... ?

>>53103448

FOY

Irish pussy was made for English cock

T. Cromwell

>>53103421
The day of the rope approches

>>53103457
TWAT

>>53103457
twizzler

>>53103457
twat

>>53103457

Tortoise

>>53103468
>Irish potatoes were made for English mouths
>t. potato famine geezers

>>53103472
>>53103482

hello reddit

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>>53103472
>>53103478
>>53103482
>>53103489
Not sure which one to believe lads. In a bit of a pickle here.

iriish willies were made for english bums

yes hello I'd like to order one meme please

>>53103546
All of our drivers are busy, your meme will delivered in 20 minutes, is that ok?

>>53103571
Will it be fresh?

>>53103546
*Delivers one meme*

That'll be £19.99 plus FOY

>>53103457
>What does FONT mean?

Top ZoZ

We found out the bull was poz this evening lads
In tears, devastated

>>53103598
Do you accept bitcoin?

>>53103587
Yes.

Also please ignore this dodgy dealership
>>53103598

>>53103596
can i put my willy in her fanny

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>>53103598
>pounds

BADUM DUM DUM DUM, BA DA BA DA BA DUM
BADUM DUM DUM DUM, BA DA BA DA BA DUM
BADUM DUM DUM DUM, BA DA BA DA BA DUM

3 6 9

>>53103623
Full story lad?

>>53103623
congratulations!!

>>53103673
FOY

>>53103714
filtered

Got some voddy lads and fancy getting smashed tonight but no mixer and I don't feel like shotting it all

What do

>>53103066

>Room Sizes
>Bedroom 2 - 3.03m x 2.88m

>*3 double rooms available in 3 bed house share* *No deposit* *All bills included* *Free Wi-Fi* *Fully furnished*

>We do not require a deposit for the renting of this room, nor will you be forced into a contract. You will receive a license agreement, which allows the occupier to leave at any time they choose. We only ask for 4 weeks notice to begin making new arrangements.

Good deal?

>>53103728
STRAIGHT
UP
THE
SHITTER

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>>53103703
>sorry kid, i don't want the punt back, i like my kraut dollars

>>53103742
£80 per week

>>53103679
DAMN SHE FINE

>>53103802
where is it

what condition

will there be normies

fast internet

I SEE YOU BABY

CHICKEN MADRAS

CHICKEN MADRAS

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night lads

if dubs we're all going to make it

trips and we're all gonna alone

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>>53103830
>Lostock Avenue, Manchester, M19 3QJ
A mile from the nearest trainstation and uni

This is the break poleaboo needs

>his house is connected to his neighbors house

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>>53103596
>>53103658

>captchas, post timers, filters and post blockers are a necessary evil to prevent spammers kiddo, otherwise janny janny wouldnt have time to heat his hotpockets properly and get food poisoning

>>53103891
doxed

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>>53103883

will kev make it?

>>53103891
sounds ok i suppose

>>53103922
>being this buttblasted over being filtered

>>53103919
[uncanny valley intensifies]

Too scared to even ring the GP to book an appointment to get help for anxiety

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One of my mates is in to gay plays and all that shit, claims to be depressed and on on the dole.

I can't help but laugh, this is your future if you study a bachelor of arts.

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>>53103958
if dubs kev will make it

if trips he'll hate it, HATE IT (life)

At the doctor the other day. diagnosis homosexuality. on willies now for it

>just found nudes of a girl I know irl
>everyone in the group chat is busy

Fuuuuuucking hell lads

might make a tinder :/

>>53104026
>hate it, HATE IT
reeeeeeee where is this from

>>53104003
>“Today I escaped anxiety. Or no, I discarded it, because it was within me, in my own perceptions — not outside.” — Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Don't do it lad

>>53104031
is it curable?

>Dat feminist getting blown the fuck out on Newsnight

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>The government has recently announced plans to increase the number of Syrian refugees to at least 100,000 per year.
>Furthermore, as part of its 'putting the most vulnerable first' strategy, the UK will only be accepting refugee applications from young females under the age of 25 without dependents
>All British households with spare rooms are encouraged to register to provide a home for these young female refugees

What would your reaction be? Would it be a sneaky way of getting state-provided qt gfs?

filtered the yank he better not make any new threads

got flirting with a milfy sounding lady on the phone earlier

might be in there

>>53104081
Yeah, your mums muff is the antibiotic to homosex

>>53104084
>Dat
Hello Reddit!

>>53104058
FOPN (fuck off potential normie)

>>53104100
sex line doesnt count but nice dubs >>53104066
you too

Having a kinder bueno.

>>53104093
yes I literally don't give a toss about the country as long as I get a qt gf who could never leave me

and I am NOT being ironic

>>53104066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4

>>53104084
link?

>>53104117
what if i do it and get on matches

then my fate as an abnormie will be for once and all sealed

>tfw no casual/interesting photos of myself

>>53104058
Do it then post screenshots here

>>53104093
>Live in a one bedroom flat

Looks like I'm left out again.

Got chest pains again

got 80 friends on facebook i'm such a normo haha

Lads what's the funniest episode of the undateables?

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>Having a kinder bueno.

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>>53104093
>All British households with spare rooms are encouraged to register to provide a home for these young female refugees
>mfw

>>53104159
had 700 but i've deleted it now lmao

>>53104151
BBC Two

>>53104093

A hole is a hole, it's all friction.

>>53104154
>what if i do it and get on matches
aka the reason i don't sign up

>>53104161
The one with you in it

>>53104157
>Not being willing to move house in order to get a gf

>>53104031
EXCELLENT post

>>53104161
the ones with Michael

>>53104093
>I actually have three spare rooms

wew

>>53104151
ok thanks

tried to watch this video before but the sick was icky

>>53104231
Fuck off billionaire

>>53104206
same lad

hence why i'm scared about doing it and am only seriously considering it now, 3 years after having first heard about it

>>53104231
rasheed

>>53104231
fuck off literal billionaire

>>53104231
Looks like you'll be inseminating more Syrian pussy than you could shake a stick at

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>>53104214
>The one with you in it

>>53104265
>rasheeds
>spare room

what's your favourite cheese lads?

wish i lived in a tiny flat so i didn't have to walk that far for everything arooo

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>eating a packet of magic stars

>>53104093
don't care
>lived with more girls than boys ever since i was 18 (now 23)
>alot of them were very attractive
>didn't befriend let alone become romantically involved with one

>>53104306
LONDON

At work, ama

>>53104253

>but the sick was icky

?

>>53104305
weed lmao dude

>>53104297
>having a harem

yousaf ibn salem bin salafeh

been awake for 2 days

had a shower to keep myself awake

>>53104335
he pans to the toilet about 15 seconds in and you see the sick bits

>>53103260
>>53103203
>>53103262
>>53103714
>>53103765
>>53103922
>>53104225
good posts

>>53104356
go to sleep lol

>>53104363
delete this

wish I didn't live 5 miles from the nearest town and could walk places

>>53104305
Emmental desu

>>53104372
that's crumbs on his plate you melon

>>53104363
dog bless

>>53104305
gouda

>>53104356
you been on the gear again la

>>53104372
that's his plate

he's talking about his dinner and then shows his empty plate

I HATE IT HATE IT

well, tis alri

I'm less datable than the undatables, they've had at least one, which is more than me

>>53104305
I'm a fan of a cheeky piece of gruyere

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>>53104093
THANK YOU BASED BIG DAVE

Lets start a list of things ALL British people know about, i'll go first :

>Wallace and Gromit

>>53104413
oh ok please don't bully me

>>53104421
t. marshall eriksen

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>I'm a fan of a cheeky piece of gruyere

>>53104454
I've never seen Wallace and Gromit desu

>>53104454
Gromit > Wallace

>>53104429
>>he's talking about his dinner and then shows his empty plate
can't understand his shitty taig accent

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Night lads

>volvo have states Farage's car was not part of their recall.
>French police have spoken up and said they found it suspicious back bin October but had no leads.

Lefties btfo. Someone did try to kill him.

>>53104454
Wallace and Gromit was pretty shit

>>53104452
MIMI
I
M
I

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>I've never seen Wallace and Gromit desu

>>53104386
>go to sleep lol
nah going to sleep at midnight or 1am to fix my sleeping pattern

>>53104428
the what

>>53104372
>the toilet
What the fuck sort of shallow shitty toilet do you have m8?

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>I've never seen Wallace and Gromit desu

>>53104487

Really?

>>53104498
SHITTY NIGHT YOU SAXON KEK
ENJOY ME FUCKING YOUR WIFE

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>>53104452
Can't be the only one who thinks that Mimi's tits are disappointingly small

Her high-estrogen face suggests that she'd have a big pair of soft chebs

Anyone in Edinburgh wanna take care of a sick leaf for sexual favours? All I want is a place to sleep, grilled cheese sandwiches and medicine?

left eye is totally out of focus

fucking benzos i swear to god

>>53104520
>Almost get assassinated
>Not bother taking it further or mentioning it in the press
Sure thing

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>>53104498
goodnight ritsu!

lads can you keep the memes to a minimum please, i've a banging headache

>drug taking degenerates are on /brit/ RIGHT NOW

get out

>>53104520

Barry_Scotts_CatManchester 5 points 4 hours ago
The story has changed, once again. It's 4 nuts, not 4 wheels now.
Volvo wont even know if his car is included without the VIN

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>it's been awhile since I've seen a bantz general

ps

>The UK is a sad, dreary, tiny island, a mass of badly dressed, badly haired people who are repressed, unhappy, angry, hateful of everything and everyone and who can't speak English properly. Oh and that expensive rubbish everywhere. I think it makes people there feel better about themselves when they think they are like Americans, but you would need to learn how to play fair, how to work and, most of all, think, how to be entrepreneurial, imaginative, creative and that's a long way off.

Why would anyone take benzos?

The good times must be pretty fucking good that's all I can say

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>>53104601

>>53104578
Tell us your theory.

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>>53104601

>>53104534
i thought it was 20 past 12. thanks for the free hour

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>>53104601

>>53104613
Took them for six years and just quit a week ago. Those years seem like a blur now that I've sobered up

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>>53104605

Preach it bro. I only take legal tax drugs not those nasty illegal ones

>>53104614
>>53104641
>>53104662

what's the backstory behind this meme?

>Simon Danczuk under investigation for rape.

Why are Rochdale police being do fast? Usually takes them about 10 years

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>>53104601

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>>53104601

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>JAY
>JAY
>BEE
>ASSISTANT
>MANAGER

>>53104679
Think you accidently rochdale and rotterdam

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>>53104601

>>53104555
>sexual favours?

let me guess, you're a man?

>>53104674
back to reddit newcunt

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Hey [COUGHS].

So tired... [SIGHS] so tired... but on the other hand, I had a nice dinner, nice dinner... all gone - all gone.

So, tomorrow, I have to drive to Dublin - Dublin of all places! I hate it, hate driving around the M50, HATE IT, and that new moh-uhhh... motorway, on the way up to Dublin, God it's so long - HATE it. Well, 'tis alright, but... it's nothing to look at. But, on the other hand, it's to go to the airport - don't mind that!

>>53104674
irish weather

>>53104555
>sick leaf
Eh?

>>53104679
Because Dancuck is the most vocal critic of Corbyn in the Labour PLP

Typical KGB tactics from Red Jez

Mans gotta eat

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>>53104601
.

>>53104745
ill canadian at a guess

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>>53104674

is FOYlad still here

>>53104555
Wish I was in edinburgh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXsqbukEeU

How long did you last before closing the tab?

>>53104805
FOK

>>53104817
cornwall?

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>>53104601

Lads on instasync a few days someone played a John Oliver video and it would be him saying things whilst contradictory evidence would be shown on the screen

Remember one part where he said slovakia could build mosques so then muslims could come in

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>You come at the king, you betta not miss

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>>53104817

>>53104834
anyway the poin is LINK????

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You're trying to copy one spreadsheet to another, cell by cell when this guy looks at you and promises you at least one orgasm. What do you do?

>>53104819
Never even opened it tBh

>>53104839

we wuz kingz

>>53104720
Yeah but I'm not gay so it's cool

>>53104745
The flu

Disappointed with the lack of slagposting

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>>53104839

>>53104738
it's mohaiii uhhh motorway

a great man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQZ-2iMUR0

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>>53104866

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>>53104910
sorry

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>>53104910

https://twitter.com/190masterrace/status/626869873466064897

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhQzvFyPfA

lads how do i make an ED page

>>53104922
will change it in the next edition, thanks

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Literally GAGGING for a (you) lads.

>>53105008
extremely disappointing webm

>>53104866
Please do not post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nouY3gPAwWM
fucking choon

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>>53104839
>shot by 10 yo

Absolutely mental ch00n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyanOxQdZu8

https://twitter.com/Chadthunderlad

which sissy brit boi is this

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>>53105036

I KNOW YOU LIKE IT HOT
LOVE TO WRITHE AND SUH-WEEEAAAT
YOU THINK THAT THIS FEELS GOOD?
YOU AIN'T FELT NOTHIN' YEEEEET

<muh heritage has ED pass it on

>>53105096
bit noncey

What's ED?

>>53105076
me x

>>53104555
Im in Edinburgh but thats no happening lad.
Dont know you, or even worse, I could know you

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mmm post more animes being bullied it turns me on

bit high lads

>>53104866
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>>53105155
Canadian weed

>>53105076
hampshire or THIS POST IS PROPERTY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE

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>>53105165

>>53105179
dude you don't get it bc buds lol

is it possible to get alzheimers at 24

>>53105031
Kore thanks a lot lad, well I'm off to bed then. G'night /brit/!

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>warned at work for eating at my desk during ramadan

>>>/fa/10795773

>>53105135
Erectile Dysfunction

>>53105225
goodnight

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what do men mean when they say they want to "eat" a girl's bum? do they mean like take a playful bite of the cheek during foreplay? or actually prise open the cheeks and start eating the bits of poo inside?

>he goes to sleep before 5am
FONT

>>53105178
why is she doing this

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>>53105225
Woops, forgot to post it.

>>53105269
nice

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>he doesn't slagpost

What if I'm a hot Irish bull?

>>53105269
>tfw you will never inseminate her Paki cunt

Cuff links seem excessive if that's what I'm seeing. Pants are too long. Clothes that fit well will make you look better than clothes that are a little too large. Try your stuff on before you purchase it, and if you buy online return poorly fitting items. You're on the right track, keep at it

>>53105294
great post
i did a sharp intake of breath

>>53105217
i can't remember

>>53105297
RIP

>>53105324
why do british women look out of proportion

>>53105348
W A H E Y Y Y
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>>53105322

>>53105348
haha!!!! satire!!!

>>53105372

irish that one

>>53105372
because they are a healthy weight

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Please stop posting my girlfriend bring punched by her best friend. This is a very upsetting picture.
Post nice picture not bully.

>>53105354
that was her though


do not share

>>53105407
post yui+azucat

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>>53105407
nice picture

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>PhD in maths
>any job i want
>300k starting

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anime wins again

1. You look like a used car salesman
2. Pants too big, shirt too big
3. Tie is ugly
4. Shoes are shit
5. Too pale 0/10

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>>53105426

Anyone else doing nofap?
Absolutetly desperate to tug one out 2bh

>>53105448
2009 wants its meme back, Ahmed

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>>53105426
EXTREMELY good post

>>53105457

>Pants

fuck off yank

It must be hard to get sectioned these days with all the NHS cuts?

reading ribbon warrior lads. Quite a good read so far

Which is the odd one out between an Engineer, a Maths graduate and a pizza?

The Maths graduate - the other two could feed a family of four

>>53105491
Reckon she'd be more likely to go back for a shag?

>>53105491
would.

>>53105448
>PhD in maths
>can't even work out inflation
It's 400k m8

>>53105461
I started and failed on the second day, attempting a system whereby I increase the interval between wanks by one day each time now

>>53105446
I am inside animeland already.
>>53105460
>>53105490
Very nice.

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>>53105495
>all the NHS cuts

I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

>>53105524
have you been to the k-on school yet? were are the pictures?

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>>53105461
go on la

>>53105491
why is she crying ??;_;

hello lads

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started using "stroll on" in everyday conversation

looking to work "have a look at yourself/yourselves" into my lexicon as well

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NO FAP TRIGGER WARNING

VERY SEXY GIRL

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How many fish tanks can I have in my room before being one of those weird fish people lads?

Have two at the moment and thinking of a third

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me on the left

mom is being a cunt famalam

>>53105566
No
I won't get super power if I do

>>53105603
>Sexualising the keions
Rasheed.

>>53105574
kebab store was closed

>>53105615
me in the background

>>53105574
No Black Bulls at the club

zoz my kekhole

How do unemployed people find flats?

Do they all just do it through the council, hope they get lucky?

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>>53105621
do it queer

WHERE IS ARAB COCK? I NEED IT

>>53105638
they find jobs...

>>53105624
mio is a mature woman

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>>53105613
>one of those weird fish people
How would that turn you into a fish person lmao

>>53105555
Not yet. Been going around Tokyo. Taking Shinkansen to kyoto for 7days today. Pictures on proper camera cba uploading lmao maybe when I go home.