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crayon pop edition
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PREMPTIVE FOY
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didnt realise you could make em bigger
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Lets hear your special snowflake accents then lids

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15yyo0g6zPq
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y

u

i
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some guy on my facebook won 30k on accumulator

lucky twat
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>araca
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kpop desu lad
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>high scores on all extroversion stat with overall 69 except
>cheerfulness 0
wew
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>>53085735
this is cara for anyone that didn't get that
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wew
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any girlfriends lads?

not here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y

because i dont have one

*looks unto the sunset of my lonely youth*
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im just an absurd maverick desu
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Cute edition. Reminder that I am on holiday and not a yank.
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>>53085749
That's what she said
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>>53085793
link?
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lads


https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1

https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1

https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
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>>53085726
Let's hear those l's then lad.
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>>53085807
http://www.seemypersonality.com/
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>>53085796
FOY, your cover story isn't fooling anyone
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Too stupid to understand Kiekergaard lads
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>>53085796
FOY
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my resting pulse is under 60 but if i run for over a mile im absolutely fucked and get shin splints for about a month

how do you explain that
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haha love my girlfriend la-
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to the guy with the GPU issues

Did you unplug everything and give it time to cool down and discharge?
Did you make sure to discharge any latent static you might have?
Did you store it in a static free place? (New GPU should come in a special bag)
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>>53085873
don't think I've ever read a book I was too stupid to understand although I'm not big on philosophy haha
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>>53085796
LY
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>You now have the ability to sink counties to the bottom of the sea
>Make our cunt great again
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>>53085751
cute accent desu
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>>53085933
wat
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>>53085924
me in the shoes
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that feel when no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
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>>53085816
No bully

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aa0LSCMO9v
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ooh this one changes up every time
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>>53085938
sink devon
KERNOW independence now
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>>53085792
time for leaposting
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>>53085956
i know that feel :(
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>>53085770
>went on a date

fuck off normie twat
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>>53085907
That's the problem senpai. I was very careful with the new GPU and everything was unplugged and I was grounded when I installed it.

However when I was reinstalling the old gpu and thought it was turned off at the mains, it wasn't.
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>>53085991
FOY
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>>53085971
>skewel
>tewel
What are you doing lad?
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>>53085938
Britain made Great again.
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>>53085873
same

but basically god is great i think
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me on the left (1)

(1) I have left the world - I do not have a girlfriend

>>53085991
fuck off you yank cunt im being emotional
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wew lads
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>>53085938
2bh
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>>53086104
FOY
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can't remember the last time I attended a "party"
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if u dont have an openness score greater than 75% please do NOT talk to me thankyou x
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>>53085938
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>>53086130
FONT
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>>53086122
Rude tbqh.
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>>53085938
lewis being with ross and harris being with invernessshire is disgusting
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>>53086029
Told ye I have a mutt accent. Scottish influence

>>53086144
>keeps wales
>doesnt keep NI

Rasheed as fuck
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just finished reading that "dad cucked me" thread

fuarrrk, really hope it was real. would like a follow up 2bh

will be disappointed if nobody gets murdered
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Anonymous 01/04/16(Mon)16:21:36 No.53086104>>53086126
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FOY
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>>53086140
overall score: 5%
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>>53085956
banger
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jsmASONu0D

my accent is a bit of a mess tbqh
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>>53086140
Not very open of you lad.
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>>53086144
why do the estuary islands get to stay?
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playing dwarf fortress
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>>53086196
I like it 2bh
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Alri lads?
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>>53085938
did I did good at my doing a post
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>>53085933
LY2
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eating ginger bread mans
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>>53086210
playing hide the sausage with your mum x
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JUST
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>>53086205
The tourists need to go somewhere.
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>>53086239
FOY
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>>53086236
janner detected
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>>53086181
cant comprehend how someone can be this dull

>>53086199
psh
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spent the entire day in bed
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>>53086144
>gets rid of Essex
>keeps scotland
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>>53086287
You're talking to a scotcuck mate
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>>53086251
>vulnerability 100
lmao batty boy
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>>53085792
>>53085739
>>53085946
>>53085956
>>53085991
>>53086066
good lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
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>>53086251
You better get yourself checked out m8
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>>53086267
also
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Do you put a 'hobbies and interests' section on a CV?
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>>53086328
FOY
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>>53086236
>Not sinking Birmingstan
shit 2bh
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Glad this anti-yank Australian gimmick didn't start earlier into the hols.
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jfmsu
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felt like work would never end t͏bh la
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>>53086251
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>>53086239
:)
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>>53086366
lol i know who you are
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>>53086352
FOY
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>>53085938
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touched my willy a bit and some sticky white liquid came out.
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Personality test dealie said I'm like the Queen
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>>53086144
all those dead pakis
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rustlers chicken burger and irn bru lets have ya

>>53085751
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIB66tAXGw
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>>53086352
He's done it before and stopped for awhile but the FONT cunt started that up again so they're both spamming their unfunny shit
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>Erwin Rommel

not bad
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>>53086380
what are my initials?
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>>53086335
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>>53086352
>>53086411
FOY
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>>53086411
normies really do need to fuck off though 2bh
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>>53086411
Fuck off Yank

(though the FONT is a cunt)
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>>53086335
>>53086427
would give u both a big hug
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>>53086411
>>53086448
FOY
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>>53086404
Pretty good impression ngl. Sounds like cavan accent
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>>53086420
that one kid named erwin was always a fucking nerd 2bh not even the one that'll be a bank director later either
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>>53086411
>>53086453
FONT
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Poleaboo is back from the job centre

Thanks for continuing to fund his lifestyle
.
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JUST
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>99% introverted
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>>53086426
i'm going to nudge you on the arm next time you're in

pro tip: i spoke to you today
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>>53086427
>cheerfulness: 1%
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I think it's time to roll a joint
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>>53086478

Billy
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>Your Personality Type is The Artisan (RICGS)

>Artisans are emotionally reactive, which means that they experience their emotions strongly and can be very passionate., however also have a higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression. Due to their independence and reserve, sometimes the Artisan can be perceived as arrogant or unfriendly, however this is merely because they don't require the same level of social stimulation or interaction that others may seek. The Artisan generally prefers fact over fiction and security and stability over ambiguity and disorder. Sticking with convention and familiar routines is generally best. With a healthy skepticism of the motives of others, and a belief in justice and being self made, sometimes the Artisan can come across as guarded or intimidating. However the Artisan has a refreshing impulsiveness about them, they tend to dislike too many rules and regulations and can be casual and whimsical.

hahaha normies btfo
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lads?
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>>53086485
>0%
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>>53086524
Pass that this way lad
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>>53086501
Going to need to do better than that.
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>>53086561
FOY
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Where do I get a http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtQ3Dgx80f gf?

>>53086502
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>53086411
Don't get me wrong yank I agree with the sentiment. You really can fuck off.
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no more maps now, got this one sorted
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>>53086524
DUDE

>>53086561
WEED
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>>53086550

FREE REAL ESTATE
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>>53086576
FOY
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>>53086550
yeah not sure how I managed that
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and we rolled all night
and we rolled till the day
to spend my money on sally brown
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>>53086575
Legit some of the worst acting I've heard in ages.
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>>53086569
Post more kpop pls
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>>53086586
RASHEED
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>>53086576
>>53086615
FOY
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>>53086586
>no Essex
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lods?
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>>53086569
no, i'm going to slowly fuck with you
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>>53086629
ESSEX MENTIONED
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>>53086608
It sounds like somebody is recording skins from the tv hahaha
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i stubbed my toe 3 times today and it was proper bruised
and my toe just sort of twitched
reckon the blood clot is moving towards my brain?
really dont want a stroke haha
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lads so I have two exams next week but I've been offered a free ride to Cardiff for a night out

i've not even started looking at the work yet and I've only had 3 hours sleep so far, do I bother?
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>>53086629
>THREE (3) FUCKING SCIMITARS
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bit harsh, I'm friendly enough
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lids?
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>>53086586
saving bradford, london, brum, leeds and sinking everywhere else

literally mohammed
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>>53086615

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEJeBecJWeo

>>53086651
I will be the author of all your pain fa͏m
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need suicide tips
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>these are the """"people"""" i share these threads with
never going to take an argument seriously on here ever again
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I do not have a girlfriend and yanks will not fuck off

this, my life -- how bleak! How miserable! What petty life, what cruel and malicious soul to every appearance! To every appearance! O /brit/, love me like I love you! O Lads O Lea! I am without girlfriend, lonely as a tree!
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lads he's here

you know the one

he weighs 190kg
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>>53086652
me in the middle
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>>53086679
FUCKING SEAXES
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>>53086724
FOY
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>>53086678
go for it
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luds?
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>>53086678
3 hours is better than a good two hours

>>53086710
Get blood thinners and slash your both wrists vertically.
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Bin hokers IN
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>>53086722
thats adele not lea bruv
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lodz?
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>>53086747
sure?
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>You often need privacy and time for yourself. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You lead a leisurely and relaxed life

its actually terrifying how accurate this whole thing is
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leds?
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>>53086792
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>>53086722
comin 2 steal ur waifu Bruce
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lads, who /pale/ here?
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Poleaboo wants a (you)
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>10 minutes to get hard then I shagged her for a good 2 hours, so what?
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literally me
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>>53086794
if the exams are next week then you have plenty time for them, sleep in the car or something
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>>53086817
haha is this a meme? X) where did u find this 1? xx haa
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JF here, I'm donating blood tomorrow but I've never done it in the UK before. Do they give you crisps, chocolate and drinks while you wait? Need to know cause if they don't I need to get some food beforehand.
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>>53086820
FOY
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>>53086842
>84%
>not 99%

FONT
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>>53086835
More like took him 10 minutes to navigate around his fat folds to find his microbenis

LAMO
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>>53086835
It took 10 minutes to put her strapon on?
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>>53086832
If only you were a yank, free (You)s on every post
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>>53086855
No, you're nil by mouth until you donate and then you get a jammy dodger afterwards
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>>53086815
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>>53086887
FOY
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>>53086820
Steal a live grenade you fucking yank nancy
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>>53086855
Why have you no food ya tramp

>>53086885
>>53086879
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>>53086855
Fuck off. We don't want your dirty impure shitskin blood.
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@53086887
FOY
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>>53086887
WE'RE IN THE MONEY
WE'RE IN THE MONEY
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>>53086879
>>53086885
needs work
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>>53086935
FOY
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>>53086935
FOY
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>>53086921
I'd shove it up ur mum's fanny desu
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>>53086941
remember goy, privitisation is a good thing!
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>>53086926
Your government literally has adverts requesting our blood because it's usually a certain kind they need

>>53086896
Pls answer seriously
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>>53086968
FOY
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do i need to put a hobbies section on my cv?
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>>53086921
Who is this harlot
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>>53086988
>Pls answer seriously

I did
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>You feel tense, jittery, and nervous and often feel like something dangerous is about to happen. You may be afraid of specific situations or be just generally fearful. You do not usually get angry too easily but some things can annoy you. You tend to lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. You are sensitive about what others think of you. Your concern about rejection and ridicule cause you to feel shy and uncomfortable around others. You are easily embarrassed and often feel ashamed. Your fears that others will criticize or make fun of you are exaggerated and unrealistic, but your awkwardness and discomfort may make these fears a self-fulfilling prophecy. You feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. You experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress.

literally me
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>>53086997
yes

make sure you include "spending time with friends" and either the theatre or reading
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>>53086845
meh idk
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>>53086999
http://xhamster.com/movies/2659598/lea_seydoux_and_adele_exarchopoulos_in_hot_lesbian_scene.html
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I FINALLY DONE IT LADS.

I have sucked my own dick. I have transcended the need for a gf.
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>>53086754
severely underrated post
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>>53087069
i made this and i can't even remember where they are
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>You do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find yourself tempted to overindulge, however you feel enraged when things do not go your way. You are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter if you think you are being cheated. You are not prone to spells of energetic high spirits. You tend not to express your emotions openly and are sometimes not even aware of your own feelings. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgements when possible, however you generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous.You have strong will-power and are able to overcome your reluctance to begin tasks. You are able to stay on track despite distractions.
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>>53087081
jiminy cricket
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>>53087085
how's your back?
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watching a pornography
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>>53087081
>lesbian
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>>53086797
It literally just gives you back your answers differently worded

>What's your favourite colour?
>Red
>You like red things
>OOOOH I DO LIKE RED THINGS
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>>53087091
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>>53087099
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>>53087121
Sound. Unironically done some yoga routines for a few weeks to stretch my back.

>>53087135
Love this clip art gimmick
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>>53087091
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>>53087137
no some of them but not all
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literally writing an artificial intelligence
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>You are generally calm, although some situations can make you feel anxious or tense. You rarely get angry and it takes a lot to make you angry. You tend to lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. You are sensitive about what others think of you. Your concern about rejection and ridicule cause you to feel shy and uncomfortable around others. You are easily embarrassed and often feel ashamed. Your fears that others will criticize or make fun of you are exaggerated and unrealistic, but your awkwardness and discomfort may make these fears a self-fulfilling prophecy. You often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in. You experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress.
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>>53087163
the image being shifted to the left wasn't meant to be one of the things, i did it by accident

Just found the answer one
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>>53087166
>Sound. Unironically done some yoga routines for a few weeks to stretch my back.
I'm double jointed so I didn't really need this shit

I just leaned forwards haha
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Read my blog

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com
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Feel like a tramp, spent 400 quid on weed and have 1 quid to my name and haven't ate all day and I've only gone and lost 40p so now I can't buy a sausage roll. JUST
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Going to the mall now haha FOY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTS-gfwcJQ

What song is playing for the first few seconds of this?
>>
@53087249
'no'
>>
>>53087271
cya later dearie
>>
>>53087252
>£400 on weed

go look up spacebuckets on reddit and get sorted m88
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>>53087252
sell the weed in 10bags la

unless you literally bought 40 ten bags
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>>53087287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG5rgNYSdk

that'll be one (You) please la
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>>53087287
radiohead - no survivors
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>>53087135
>>53087193
Somebody made these
They literally took time out of their lives to put these images together
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"nah I'm fine thanks pal" - me to a STEM "graduate" who tries to sell me a big issue
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>>53087287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C3zgYW_FAM
>>
>>53087326
>>53087321
I usually sell it. But recently I've been smoking too much. 2grams a day. So at this point I'm selling it and not making any money, just essentially getting weed cheaper.
>>
>>
that megan madsen scene is just phenomenal

had another great splooge to it
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>>53087366
it was more of an immediate solution to your temporary problem, like you would have money for greggs if you sold a 10
>>
business idea: sell dodgy copies of films to people for half the price of a real dvd
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>>53087329
>>53087357
Good lads

>53087331
Fuck (Thee)
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>I usually sell it. But recently I've been smoking too much. 2grams a day. So at this point I'm selling it and not making any money, just essentially getting weed cheaper.
>>
>>53087370

awww plane has babies :-)
>>
>>53087370

Lovely photo
>>
>>53087421
literally me but with my laptop on my chair
>>
challenged myself to do 10 press ups every time i use the toilet, all i've achieved so far is de-hydration
>>
first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
>>
@53087428
dumb fedoraposter
>>
lost half a stone since NYE lads what a bender that was ahah what am i like x
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>>53087329
not even me but good helpful lad
>>53087342
Of course it's a german
>>53087366
don't rot your brain on weeeeed

look at this smiley of me on mdma trying to hide it from my mum haha
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>dumb fedoraposter
>>
>>53087404
All my mates are sorted and I can't risk to not selling to close friends in norn iron or I'd get kneecapped

>>53087473
lel
>>
argies are at it again
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/12079614/Argentinas-new-government-says-it-will-press-claims-to-Falkland-Islands.html
>>
>>53087465
I've lost half a stone but my jeans have got tighter wew
>>
should probably do a library but really can't be bothered x
>>
Poleaboo wants to know what he can do to get more (you)s
>>
Need to create a linkedin
>>
14 stone in a day
14 stone in ONE DAY
>>
>>53087459
Surely you piss all over the carpet, or worse, all that straining is going to cause some rearward ejections of some proportion?
>>
>>53087421
I don't get it.
>>
>>53087465
Unironically fasted for a month and lost a stone and a half
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>should probably do a library
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labour reshuffle today lads
>>
>I sell drugs and post about it on the internet
>>
>>53087526
post anime
>>
>>53087499
when will they give up trying to steal our clay?
>>
>>53087526
trip and blog
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>>53087370
>>
I am a servant of almighty God
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>>53087499
just let them fucking try
>>
>>53087271
FOY
>>
>>53087557
rasheed

>>53087527
FONT
>>
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>>53087499
MACRI NO
>>
>>53087559
labour will be a fringe party in your lifetime
>>
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>>53087557
Might do the same
>>
>>53087540

Don't tell me you have carpet in your bathroom

That's just as bad as your jokes
>>
>>53087579
said it before and I'll say it again, rachel is spaff on tits-tier, but suzie is wife material
>>
>>53087536
YOU DRINK YER OWN PISS

I'VE TRIED TRACKING

top of the tower is the best one Tbh
>>
>>53087579
I bet Susie is an absolute minx in the bedroom.
>>
>>53087499
its quite pathetic, their entire country is going to the dogs and all they seem to care about is a tiny rock
>>
gonna do some edging
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>>53087614
>>
>>53087615
who will replace them
>>
bit wet out
>>
hmmm...

*writes something on his notepad and walks away slowly*
>>
Can't stop touching my bollocks after that shower, feels so clean and smooth :3
>>
What's so funny bout peace love and understanding? (P.S why are loony lefties always so physically weak and docile? they are always manlets and about 9 stone then it goes straight to the other end of the spectrum which is ugly and obese)

>>53087579
Corrrr
>>
>>53087625
Sadly i have a concrete floor in my bathroom awaiting some tiles. Jokes are off anyway, my anus hurts.
>>
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r8 my gf lads
>>
I READ THE NEWS TODAY OH BOY
>>
just done a wanky in my hanky
>>
Need me bollocks stamped to mush off Taylor Swift quick like
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>>53087728
>>
>>53087728
looks like gollum
>>
>>53087499
It's so easy to whip thicko Argies up into a nationalistic fervor over muh Malvinas, there's no way the new administration would give up such a power.
>>
Going to be hugging a girl a week today
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>>53087370
wow
think about all the processes that went into this being able to happen
>>
>>53087693
english weather
>>
>>53087659
no one. they will splinter and the new political agenda will be moderate cons and hardline cons
>>
*burps*
>>
>>53087807
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>53087784
Have flies buzzing round my balls, should I wash?
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>>53087659
The Conservatives
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wife's son just sent me this
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>it is possible to own a piece of land
>>
>>53087835

Wash you cock and balls in Listerine.
>>
malvinas son chilena
>>
>>53087844
what, as opposition to themselves?
>>
>>53087888
ukip will be the party of government after 2020
>>
>>53087861
FOY
>>
>>53087835
yee would say you probably should if that's the case
>>
when will the railways be nationalized again?
>>
haha fucking classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol2o9wCdyTw
>>
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>ukip will be the party of government after 2020
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>>53087954

>>53087954

>>53087954

>>53087954
>>
>>53087882
If I was the president of Argentina I'd give that little triangle in the south to Chile just so the borders don't look shit anymore
>>
>>53087855

You in the middle?
>>
>>53087932
>Financial collapse this year
>Government forced to call snap elections
>People completely fed up with capitalism
>Vote in Jez in a landslide
>Large mandate means he can act quickly
>Railways nationalised by Crimbo, in time for /brit/ meetup 2016
>Branson btfo
>>
>>53088013
me on the right
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