/brit/

why are all the girls on tinder who seem up for it 20+ kms away

PREMPTIVE FOY

wary

any fucking memes lads? Wahey!

>1000 Heartbeats
>have to complete 7 rounds while your heartbeat ticks your time down
>panicking means you run out quicker
>string quartet playing next to you that speeds up the faster your heart beats

This shit is weird, but I like it

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late cara

>this is what Yanks consider "middle class"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzyDX2Rfs8

>>53083519
because you live in a fucking barren wasteland

bit agitated about this new west midlands poster
keep thinking his posts are mine
grr

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nth for cux

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going insane from lack of social contact

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kpop desu lads

>>53083543
everyone is "middle class" in the US

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Which one of you fuckers said I can get high on nytol?

I took a whole packet last night and fell asleep.

fuck me just worote out a big meme sentence and was hoping for a you maye but no op had to go on and make one anyway didnt e well you know what im pissed off if you ask me but hey whatever i guess its no big deal just a bit pissed off that i wont get a you for the last paragraph about my dog oh well ahah hmmm

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>>53083538
better late than never

>>53083556
literally me

>>53083534
Something tells me the cross-country skiers with resting heart rates of like 29 BPM won't be making it past the selection process.

>>53083556
TIMES NEW ROMAN

>>53083586
You still don't sound like him.

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>>53083556
holii fuuark

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who /havingtea/ here

>>53083556
read this earlier, he should just lay the pair of them out

I would literally swing my dad's jaw if he did that to me

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crayon pop

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PUREST

>>53083581
take it then stay awake

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>>53083550
>tfw there is a one in five chance that he's a literal Pakistani

>>53083616
bet you would you fucking nutjob
proper hard knock aint ya

>>53083636
FOY

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>>53083543
literally like family clans in papua new guinea lmfao

>American going backwards

v good

>>53083612
>>53083556
Complete and utter scumbag.

Would get him drunk and throw him down the stairs and make it look like an accident 2bh

>>53083636
my gf

>>53083556
The cuckfag that wrote this piece of fanfic fucked up when he had the cuck's girlfriend ask her potential suitor what time her boyfriend had work.

>>53083636
i can tell its her instantly by the shape of her mouth alone

in too deep

>>53083556
>robots are with such fit flags
I would happily get cucked by my dad to rattle her

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>Migrant crisis: Sweden border checks come into force

Seriously, this is the picture they went with?

>>53083548
I live in Sydney
currently talking to a girl who is 50km away, don't even know how we matched

>>53083645
I was the hardest kid in primary skool m8 doubt anything's changed

nah I didn't say I'd win Tbh my dad was a brick shithouse but I'd get a swing on him as he came through the door or something

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>Having anything other than young Debbie Harry as your waifu

Absolutely shit taste desu

>>53083556
who?

>>53083643
only for the actual city of birmingham (including all other asians)
for the west midlands metropolitan area the number is a lot smaller

>>53083696
nah he posted his fb conversations w dad and gf it all seems legit

>>53083706
i can tell from her baby shite skintone and awful pastelly nonce bait clothes tbqh

>>53083543

slaves became niggers by copying the culture of southern white americans

need a 5/10 plain looking loyal gf with no ambitions in my life

P R O N T O
R
O
N
T
O

>>53083710
lmao

also Sweden hires refugees and immigrants to be border force because they know how the immis feel haha wish I was memeing

Imagine how tingly your willy would get if you were a middle-aged bloke and you got to shag a peng young lass, AND she was your son's missus.

VERY, VERY tingly I imagine.

>>53083607
I KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT BUT IM NOT FUCKING TRYING TO YOU UTTER CUNT

THIS IS MY "MIDDLE AGE SINGLE GUY WHO NEVER WENT TO A PROPER SCHOOL AND WORKED IN TESCO ALL HIS LIFE WHO DISCOVERS YOUTUBE FOR THE FIRST TIME"

FUCK OFF

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'ey up, lad. Where do you think you're going?

>>53083754
Are you under the impression that fb conversations can't be faked?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtQ3Dgx80f just got this left on my voice mail lads

When is the EU going to agree quotas for refugee intake?

>>53083754
>one shandy

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>>53083746
kek, no
>ONE
>IN
>FIVE

>>53083792
vocaroos of ''voicemail'' later down the thread

>>53083792
seems like an autistic amount of effort

>>53083787
up your gash

what accent is the cucks gfs?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtQ3Dgx80f

seriously lads how far is 50km
I NEED to put my willy in this girl

>faggot punching power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joxoi8Z0s6k

just had a clearout of my meme folder lads

down from 55gb to 39gb

peter griffin did a kpop

>>53083829
get a car you baby

>>53083828
hoi noi broin coi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4

CHOON LADS

>>53083837
The BNP leader??

>>53083846
FOY

>>53083829
50,000 metres

>>53083592
>The official Guinness World Record for the lowest resting heart beat is 27bpm, held by Martin Brady, 45, of Guernsey. Current record holder Mr Brady took the title from five-time Tour De France winner Miguel Indurain, whose resting pulse got to as low as 28bpm.

You could scam the show my eating a load of salty stuff before your audition

What the fuck.

Actually despise women.

Literal psychopath
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZOEnbox5v7

>>53083830
makes me laugh at how so many people have no clue how to even throw a punch, let alone fight.

that fucker replies to me and sez i dont sound like him again i swear ill deck him 1 2 out cold good night bitch ahaaaaa bitch ill smooth beat your ass then eat it for dinnerb itch mother fuck broke ass lil bitch bruh smooth beat your smooth baby bottom ass that so nice and good i love it all most aha but nah i hate you and will beat you up with my bat u ever pull that lame wad gay shit again but for reall hit me up

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZOEnbox5v7

>>53083763

need a gf to take drugs and wallow in depression with

> Lacina Traore scored four first-half goals before being sent off as Monaco beat amateurs St Jean Beaulieu 10-2 in the round of 64 of the French Cup.

6'8 and built like a brick shithouse

>>53083581
herbal nytol with valerian root doesn't help me sleep but puts me into weird lucid dream/trance type states

>>53083587
thought so

>>53083821
It's /r9k/.

>>53083796
reckon this story is fake Tbh, that recording just sounds so made up it's like acting in the early skins series'

>>53083813
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Midlands_(region)#Demographics
no
it's 10.8% for ALL asians and only 4.1% for pakis
so
ONE
IN
TWENTY-FIVE

>>53083895
>ass
FOY

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>>53083796
That accent hhnnnnnnnnnnnnnngg

have mutual friends with and class with these two lads (even spoke to them before) and it turns out they're semi famous signed musicians
weird xx

IT'S FUCKING SPAGHETTI YOU RETARD!!!

>>53083885
what did she say?

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>done 4 posts
>1 (You)

Poleaboo is off to the job centre now

>>53083980
i also couldnt understand a word

>>53083754
>he posted fb conversations
He posted facebook conversations with a girl who had no profile picture. Find me a single girl on the fucking planet that has no profile picture on facebook.

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>>53083483
>>53083538
a slightly lewd Cara

a wank in the hand is worth two in the bush

>>53083980
if you're not going to talk to me im going to see your dad on tuesday

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!

>>53084001
more like slob centre hahah

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TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>53084008
no

daily reminder there is literally nothing wrong with consensual cp

>>53084008
my exact thoughts lad

>>53084013
a very stalwart philosophy

>>53084009
spoiler that caveman

>>53084036
Except that it's illegal and kind of gross

Eating a sandwich
grabbed one randomly out of the tray to surprise myself by which kind

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>>53084009
reckon what her fanny looks like?

so dark and depressing out

>>53083556
>>53083612
Could I maybe get in on this hot gossip?

>>53084036
will be contacting GCHQ in regards to this post.

>>53084084
moments passed desu

>>53084036
ultra nonse

*kick starts motorbike*
*nods at you*
*rides off into the shadowy night*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN6ngThqMEs

>>53083483
Good taste lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCS13YSZikU

>>53084074
want her to milk me repeatedly

>>53084084
Some lad caught he dad fucking his girlfriend on r9k

posted conversations

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>>53083796
>That "acting"

>>53084074
disgusting from all the fucking shes been having from chad

So how about that "FOY" autist from last night, am I right lads

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Just had my first poo of 2016

http://www.seemypersonality.com


Your Personality Type is The Designer (RIOGS)

Designers are emotionally reactive, which means that they experience their emotions strongly and can be very passionate., however also have a higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression. Due to their independence and reserve, sometimes the Designer can be perceived as arrogant or unfriendly, however this is merely because they don't require the same level of social stimulation or interaction that others may seek. The Designer enjoys a good balance between the real world and fantasy, they are mostly aware of and in touch with their emotions. Being open-minded to new and unusual ideas helps them to interact with the world. With a healthy skepticism of the motives of others, and a belief in justice and being self made, sometimes the Designer can come across as guarded or intimidating. However the Designer has a refreshing impulsiveness about them, they tend to dislike too many rules and regulations and can be casual and whimsical.

>5.01% of people are Designers

Who rare breed here?

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>>53083972
did someone mention spaggetti

>>53083967
I'm watching their video clips and I'm literally friends with the girls in them
how did I not know this lads

>>53084127
FOY

>>53083797
They already did, so UK & Ireland refused to accept them and everyone else threw a tantrum and rebuilt their borders

>>53084127
FOY

>>53084141
worthless jock

>>53084057 >>53084093 >>53084100
I'm an ethicist not a nonce

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>>53084029
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53084111
Hmmmm. Got a link to that thread?

Sorry lads but I'm going to have to filter aussies until this autist goes away

>>53084181
>fucking kids is ethics

Laffin'

Gas yourself Jimmy Savile.

uploaded a picture of a slag instead of my CV to a job app lmao

>>53084201
FOY

>>53084127
I would appreciate it if you left this thread, my American friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ogydMMtHZA

*artificial fog clears*
*see me rock dancing on my own*
*sweat gleams off my leather clothes*
*take off my black aviator glasses*
*looks at you*
*lassos you*
*pulls you closer while gyrating hips to the music*

>>53084181
>I'm an ethicist not a nonce

No, you're just a nonce who lacks even the self awareness to recognise that your desires are proper grim

>>53084204
haha!

satire!!

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going to see if I can get some food, talk te ye again

>>53084203
>not being able to discuss ethical issues in an objective manner

get out of my sight, plenn

>>53084181
delete this.

a boy becomes a man when he can beat his dad in a fight

>>53084260
>>53084261
nonse

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>I'm an ethicist not a nonce

>>53084273
FOY

>>53083903
>>53083885
>>53083796
>my name is Andy
I can fap to this

quite happy with how my viva went lads

didn't have a panic attack or anything

>>53084267
fite me

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>>53084273

>>53084267
Beat my step dad 2bh

What music should I listen to while I study lads?

>fatty waddling along
>probably has a resting heart rate of 300

She's gonna lose

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Guardian YES

>>53084300
>>53084312
FOY

>>53083519
I dont even have Tinder, familia.
[spoiler]Nor would I use it if I did, social situations are too painful.[/spoiler]

if mumsie doesnt make me a pint of tea in the next 5 minutes im going to go berserk

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>>53084276
?

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>>53084326

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>>53084273
>>53084312

>>53084315
Classical music has been proven to boost intellectual properties:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5YeZIg71U

>>53084315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSTHMxBttlU

>>53084350
FOY

>>53084142
Your Personality Type is The Artisan (RICGS)

Artisans are emotionally reactive, which means that they experience their emotions strongly and can be very passionate., however also have a higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression. Due to their independence and reserve, sometimes the Artisan can be perceived as arrogant or unfriendly, however this is merely because they don't require the same level of social stimulation or interaction that others may seek. The Artisan generally prefers fact over fiction and security and stability over ambiguity and disorder. Sticking with convention and familiar routines is generally best. With a healthy skepticism of the motives of others, and a belief in justice and being self made, sometimes the Artisan can come across as guarded or intimidating. However the Artisan has a refreshing impulsiveness about them, they tend to dislike too many rules and regulations and can be casual and whimsical.

>13.65% of people are Artisans

tfw not rare

>>53084315
julia holter - ekstasis

>>53084326
makes more sense tbf

this is a lot older than sjwisms

>>53084267
my dad is in a 50k debt doing odd jobs somewhere in wales
i'd knock him out if i saw him tbqh

>>53084351
Where can I get my hands on 9 hours of classical music that isn't shite then?

>>53084330
I've never met anyone from it
this girl seems up for it though but she's fucking 50 km away
peng chebs too

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>Classical music has been proven to boost intellectual properties

my ipod is exclusively baroque and im pretty thick for the most part

need some anti-islam or anti-immigrant stickers to put up around town

>>53084383
>Striving to exclusively use gender-neutral terms is older than sjws
family...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwOirZ-rg6Q

*shows up in red ferarri*
*jumps out without using door*
*throws white linen jacket over shoulder*
*winks at you while chewing gum*
*opens door for you*
*jumps back in without using door*
*get back to my place*
*pour champange while dancing the cha cha*
*kicks door to my velvet bedroom*

could do this all night lads

are all scottish flags associated with noncery yet?

>>53084376
good lad

>>53084399
Rasheed or underage.

Fuck off.

>>53084267
My dad is built like a neanderthal, and I'm more of a chess club champion body type.
I make more money than him though, I guess that counts for something.

>>53084346
ms paint nonse

>>53084432
nonse divil

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>>53084326

>>53084410
Blindly believing myths like that is a strong sign of being thick

>>53084423
the issue around words like manmade /mankind is much older you dense twat

>>53084451
Kak si bugarin

>>53084451
doesn't mean shit boyo

>>53084478
womyn!!1

einstein was a zionist shitbag, fuck him

>>53084485
Umoren ot prestruvane che rabotia. Ti kak si, brat?

>>53084447
>Ask for top quality classical
>rasheed or underage
Think you misunderstood the post tbqh.

>>53084330
Delete this ffs.

not gay but would like to get bummed.

i consider it to be a really exotic massage/body thing, just like getting your ears cleaned or going to a sauna.

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So this guy is high up in the reich. But he is American, right? I don't get it.

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>einstein was a zionist shitbag, fuck him

>>53084142
51%
Your Personality Type Is The Inspector (RICGD)

Inspectors are emotionally reactive, which means that they experience their emotions strongly and can be very passionate., however also have a higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression. Due to their independence and reserve, sometimes the Inspector can be perceived as arrogant or unfriendly, however this is merely because they don't require the same level of social stimulation or interaction that others may seek. The Inspector generally prefers fact over fiction and security and stability over ambiguity and disorder. Sticking with convention and familiar routines is generally best. With a healthy skepticism of the motives of others, and a belief in justice and being self made, sometimes the Inspector can come across as guarded or intimidating. However the Inspector generally has good self discipline and is recognized as being able to plan and think ahead.

4.44% of people are Inspectors

Rare desu

>>53084524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIOXTxYZQLI

>>53084532
BONNYBRIDGE

>>53084532
cornwall

>>53084540
>The Man in the High Castle TV series

Never knew. Is it any good? I dont want to risk my back breaking from the cringe.

dad almost bought a 1990's Maserati Ghibli
he missed out and we're both upset

>>53084540
He's probably like that American cuck antique dealer. He was probably on the side of America, but when they lost, he cucked up to the japs/nazis and calls Americans scum. If you can't beat them...

>>53084523
sto rabotis ili neet zivot? dobro, vreme e blisku za spijane.

>>53084554
>Sticking with convention and familiar routines is generally best.
Literally a symptom of autism.

>>53084142
Your Personality Type is The Composer (RICAS)

Composers are emotionally reactive, which means that they experience their emotions strongly and can be very passionate., however also have a higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression. Due to their independence and reserve, sometimes the Composer can be perceived as arrogant or unfriendly, however this is merely because they don't require the same level of social stimulation or interaction that others may seek. The Composer generally prefers fact over fiction and security and stability over ambiguity and disorder. Sticking with convention and familiar routines is generally best. With a sense of social responsibility and a general trust in others, Composers are often seen as sincere and generous. However the Composer has a refreshing impulsiveness about them, they tend to dislike too many rules and regulations and can be casual and whimsical.

4.6% of people are Composers

i am special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09T_KjBrEWE

having a laugh

gonna listen to some classical choons whilst i smoke this spliff
going to be nice and relaxing

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So lads, How is /gf2016/ coming along?

>>53084142
>>53084554
why do we all have
> higher tendency to experience emotions such as anxiety, anger and depression

>>53084592
It's really solid m8. 9/10

Getting changed after the gym and one of the guys in the changing rooms had no penis
Like he had a ball sack but there wasnt anything else
Didn't want to look too much in case he caught me staring and I definitely wasn't going to bloody ask him about it

What the fuck lads

>>53084592
It's incredible.

very autistic though.

>>53084540
read the book. Some of the americans joined the reich that's how they get their hands on the a-bomb

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>gonna listen to some classical choons whilst i smoke this spliff

>>53084609
Reading it over again, I'm the complete anti normie. Consider yourself warned.

just applied for a job

>>53084649
was he a paki?
they generally have a micropenis

daily reminder nonces are the new gays and soon will be accepted

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this is me

>>53084606
>sto rabotis ili neet zivot?
Bulgarian government doesnt permit NEET life, and neither do my poor peasant parents. So I have to write code and drink coffee half my life, and just make my fun with whats left of the other half when I cover sleep and feed.

>dobro, vreme e blisku za spijane.
15 more minutes and I'm out in the minus 12 degrees snow to walk 30 minutes to home.

>>53084669
Nah you're not.

You submit to authority and routine.

>just had poached egg on toast with a cup of tea
>raining outside but house is warm
>haven't got work till wednesday

who /comfy/ here?

>>53084689
you sound like a massive bender if i'm honest

>>53084665
So the guy actually sympathised with the nazis and fought against his country?

>>53084667
Falmouth.

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doing a post mateys wahey

>>53084676
nah polygamy lad

>>53084691
Fair enough, sounds okay.
-12? What city you in? Fucking 22C here, 11:45pm

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>>53084716
youre not wrong iah
this is also me

>>53084689
I'm the designer too pham, wanna have babies to keep our genetics sacred?

>>53084716
>comes across as intimadating

Okay mate.

>>53084719
Yes. If you continue watching though you'll see he starts having regrets as one of his friends is disabled and is due for execution and his son is also going disabled and due for execution as result.

Very interesting character devolopment.

>>53084720
BUDOCK
U
D
O
C
K

>>53084315
>>53084376
Have you in my Wilderness was pretty good as well.

only got bounties left from my christmas celebrations tub lads

>>53084752
polygamy has always been accepted among religious groups. that's the only obstacle

>>53084766
haven't heard that one yet

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>>53084737
God save the queen

>>53084781
Yeah, but legally lad.
Some religions/sects accepted gay marriage

>>53084764
just booked a weekend away here
http://www.budockvean.co.uk/
see you soon xx

>>53084778
giz em ere m8 i'll polish em off

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>>53084758
haha talk about designer babies mate ahah mental

this is still me

>>53084757
Apparently us Designers are INTP myers brigg personality type, aka masterrace

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>>53084757

>>53084812
what if the queen should have already died like 5 times but god keeps saving her

>>53084737
>Britdelusionals tell themselves that they had a larger impact than the USSR because WWII is the only thing they can be proud of

>>53084752
Sofia, websites say between -2°C and -5°C, but the thermometer outside my office building says -12°C. I think its something to do with the wind, so it may not be so bad as I walk between buildings. Hard to feel wind on ground level in a city so packed.
Anyway, I'd rather freeze for half an hour than use public transport, I lose faith in humanity every time I am forced to listen to people chat.

>>53084818
xxxxxxxxxxx

>>53084818
http://www.ladsholiday.com/ just booked one of these trips. lads and i are excited as hell x

>>53084841
Literally me to a T, how can it be that accurate?

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>I'm not a Zionist

>>53084737
pretty obsessed with the US 2bh

>>53084315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8A7I2xoox8

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>>53084888
spooky init
haha i am dementedly cheerful and all

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>that sympathy and morality score
wut

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>99%
lmao

>>53084874
Fuck that lad.
Just put on some headphones and you wont hear a thing.

new thread where?

extremely depressed

>Be a yank
>Spend all day browsing generals on /int/
>Somebody off-handedly mentions the US
>Jump on the chance to call them obsessed
>Relish the moment, then resume my constant vigilance

>>53084983
Have you considered suicide?

>>53084924
>i am demented
the only correct part of your post

>>53084917
FOY

>>53084866
it says the UK had a larger impact than the USA actually, not the USSR

>>53084937
Sociopath detected.

That personalitytest just puts how depressing my life is into words

Thanks

doing a good eat

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>>53084998
extremely rude

doing a do

>Meet girl in uni
>She's qt as fuck
>Her nose alone makes me want to get to know her
>She starts talking to me out of nowhere one day
>Become mates quickly
>Start flirting heavily over the next few weeks
>She googles her own name for whatever reason people google their own name
>A video of her comes up from when she was 16
>Look at it
>Realise she's the most plain girl I've ever seen and nowhere near as attractive as I'd originally thought
Weird lads. I went from crushing hard as fuck to wondering how I even glanced twice at her. Think maybe the loneliness got me.

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need to tidy up

>>53085028
>in touch with your emotions
gaylord

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>>53085028
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seen a job advertised at the place where my oneitis works ffs

would be a disaster for me to get that job

Source of the cray test?

>>53085039
is this the shit non-engineers waste their time reading?

>>53085070
FOAL

>>53085070
you're more open than me so
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>>53085038

hmm, unusual feel

>>53085026
FOY

>>53085039
>hollister jeans

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>>53085053
>>53085070
enough of this or i'll have to stand up for myself and push my point

>>53084997

Every day

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> I have an imagination

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h-hhhaha its just a silly internet test r-r-right lads?

>>53085129
FOCS

>>53085142
what's stopping you

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Lads, I'm basically ribena tier

>>53085156
FOY

>>53085142
Thats pretty weak of you.

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ahhh heres where it all comes crashing down

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>i don't need to sedate myself with drink and drugs to get through the day

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>>53085154
>excitement seeking
>ZERO

>>53085154
sadcase

>>53085169
sadcase

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DUzmEfQwsx

>>53085165

how would he be able to get attention for his made up condition if he killed himself?

>>53084866
>>53084917
>yanks so insecure about their relevancy in the biggest war there ever was

>>53085169
Sociopath.

>>53085026
*food

>>53085224
desu >>53084786

desu

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Oh are we all doing the personality thing at the minute?

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>bikini photo on linkedin
women are such snakes

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>>53084142
>http://www.seemypersonality.com
>>53084373
>>53084554
>>53084610
>>53084630
>>53084689
>>53084757
>>53084841
>>53084853
>>53084924
>>53084937
>>53084953
wew

>>53085217
>Belfast's "how now brown cow"
Cracks me up. Every single fucking time. Why are you putting on airs though? Why "how" and not "hi"?

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>>53085217

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waheyyy

>>53085296
thats such a european result

>>53085296
RARE

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>Sociopath.

>>53085351
>99% intraverted
>100% agreeable
wtf

http://www.theotaku.com/quizzes/view/2675/what_k-on!_band_character_are_you%3F

post em lads

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oh sh-

>>53085351
give me all your money pussioooo

>>53085398
beta cuck

>>53085261
>>53085377
FOY

>happy
>enthusiastic
>extroverted
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>>53085398
Introverts prefer to be alone. It doesn't mean they hate everyone.

>>53085358
>>53085373
It's "Guarded" and "Spontaneous" on the max, lads

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Think I broke it

im a regular old adventurer

>>53085406
er, no thanks lad, dont watch that tripe 2bh
>>53085427
i know that

>>53085426
FOY

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>>53085406
>>53085461
me

Fuck sake lads.

Just tried to install a new GPU. Had to abandon the attempt for lack of six pin cables. Whcih is not a problem in itself as I can get an adapter.

Attempted to reinstall my old GPU. Had to hold in the power button for the PC to start as it kept dying immediately. Finally got it up and running and the old GPU appears to be dead, getting nothing through HDMI or VGA.

Can some IT cunt tell me whether the motherboard has also been fried? Would the laborious powering up process be a symptom of a dead motherdead or just a damaged PSU?

Applied for 3 jobs today lads!

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wahey

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Why does the the human mind ignore the second "the"?

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hahahaha good banter this site is