/brit/

>>52974494
http://instasync.com/r/CurryLad

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yui

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

My man keeps his junk very clean at all times, but sometimes there's a bit of pee smell/taste to it. I never say anything because it goes away after a few licks, and I don't want to ruin the mood sending him to go get cleaner, but then next day I usually have pharyngitis. I know what I need is to communicate, but if you guys could give me an example of how to do this without it sounding like he is always dirty (he isn't, seriously, this only happens once in a while, but it lasts a few days and it's painful as fuck so I'd rather not have it)

Should probs go to bed
Got to be up for lunch with me m8s

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>38 quid

BUTTS

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451710324117.webm

>>52974559
http://elitedaily.com/life/guys-fingers-my-butt/1300623/

>>52974537
But there is no girl I regret not asking out

>>52974537
>tfw Lucy will never come

Really liked her lads
Wish I talked to her more

>>52974621
hmmm...

>>52974494
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>>52974633
Oh she's coming alright :^)

Maisie

>>52974494
>tfw there hasn't been a /desi/ thread in a few days
Whats going on lads

>>52974655
BY THE POWER OF RA

who /boys school/ here

haven't a clue about how to speak to girls because of it

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causing trouble on /v/ lads :^)

I'm currently in a pretty good relationship but no matter what happens I feel like I'd prosper more alone, and I can't stop thinking about my ex from a year ago. What do lads

>>52974670
go make one

>>52974670
Missing your friends back home pajeet?

>>52974689
bantz xD ;)

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>>52974636
>>52974683

hello

>>52974687
Catholic school desu
was pretty sweet ngl
only fucked one girl though

>>52974707
Really like ancient Egyptian mythology desu

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>>52974708
Hello lad

>>52974687
Why would a parent send their child to a gender segregated school? Seems cruel imo

>>52974708
cold out

>>52974701
Not indian, I need to shitpost POO LOO stuff again without getting banned for starting a thread.

>>52974733
Because boys and girls learn differently

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>>52974724
Same my favourite part of history

>>52974750
In what ways?

just tried to talk sense into a yank

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Thoth is my godfu

I like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

>>52974771
Never a good idea

Why is thailads website zz.mu?

>>52974789
he's fookin zyzz brah

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Great movie 2bh f@m

>>52974724
I like the concept of Ma'at, the idea of total balance and avoidance of chaos, very interesting in understating the workings of Egypt as a state.

>>52974763
Boys are more practical and learn by doing things were as girls are better at paying attention to talking and writing . When I have kids I'll put them in gendered schools.

very drunk

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>In what ways

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>>52974803
>What? Oh sorry I didn't even notice it was in black and white, of course it doesn't bother me it is just as good as colour

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>>52974803
Is it good taste hour already?

>>52974803
>>52974834
fuck off weebs

Got that strange post-holiday feel coming on lads. Not optimistic, not despondent, just strangely defiant in the face of the new year.

AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST

>>52974833

Not being able to enjoy a movie because it's in black and white is a sign that you're a a turbo-normie and a pleb

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>>52974848
>weeb
naw

attempting to communicate with a yank again

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>>52974879
>i use being normal as an insult
>i watch japanese black and white films
>i like reading the subtitles

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>Got that strange post-holiday feel coming on lads. Not optimistic, not despondent, just strangely defiant in the face of the new year.

>>52974902
Just say, "hey you guys"
and you'll be in

>>52974319
WEAPONS SWEEP
E
A
P
O
N
S

S
W
E
E
P

>>52974917
hes not very friendly
see >>52974611

>>52974833
its hard to believe how limited people are when they can only enjoy a movie in colour while their grandparents and the Scots have no problem with black and white


that or what your great great grandparents fount to entertain themselves in general

desu people today are desensitized and over stimulated.

And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

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>>52974918

Explain tripcodes to me

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>>52974917
>people don't want to pretend to be impressed by old shit to seem smart which is bad thing

>>52974938
>and the Scots
waheeyyy

listening to Adam Carolla lads

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>>52974961

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfK3Cd25Y00

>>52974972
Are white people the only people who believe in capitalism?

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loooool

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>he has never had a gf

>>52974935
all they can feel is rage
>>52974973
Nova Scotia detected

flicking off lads

>>52974972
>transphobia and ableism predate colonization

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>>52975035
That's me hehe
Never had a single gf my whole life

>>52974935
>Yanks triggered

well

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..keevvv....

>>52975039
clever girl

>>52975057
me neither. never even held a girl's hand ahahahahaha

>>52975042
Okay

Good morning lads

>>52975078
why did this make me laugh?
What are you referring to?

>>52975042
show us ur bean

t. lesbian

Jun suzuki

>>52975125
do they make dirt bikes

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who /facepunch/ here?

>>52975108

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAxR8pvca2o

*clears throat*
I said, good morning lads

>>52975110
LONDONDERRY

>>52975170
splendid morn my dear

who /newyearnewme/ here? how long do you reckon it will last?

>>52975170
Well good morning

>>52975197
till tomorrow

>>52975197
Idk
Going to try getting up at the same time everyday, excersize everyday, do some reading and studying every day

Hopefully it'll work

asked my "mate" dean if he'd heard that black people wuz kaings n shit

he hadn't

tory scum

>>52975197
Nah, not gonna bother changing myself until I start my placement year in July desu

Then I'll join gym or something

>>52975197
i was gonna quit drinking but iv spent all of 2016 drunk so far -_-

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Got these best girls out of the random character boxes today

>>52975264
Good image

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Wish I could live a simple and quiet live in the shire, desu

>>52975273
bet youll fit right in with all the 12 year old girls/40 year old neets that have these on their school bags/waifu pillows

>>52975225
At least try and make it last a week lad.

>>52975233
Good luck I hope you make it.

>>52975250
Why not start now? you'll probably feel better once you start your placement year

>>52975251
Put down the alcohol and go to sleep Patrick

>>52975273
Are you Hampshire?

>career
>lifting
>combat sports
>literature
>4chan

If it's not one of these it's a fucking waste lads

>>52974700
>a paki yank
You're literally the epitome of what I hate, why do you come here?

>>52975320
i resent this blatant and institutionalized racism

>>52975414
potato

if a girl send you a happy new years text does that mean she likes you lads?

>>52975309
m8 just move to the countryside
I lived in a rural area and it was pretty shire-like

>>52974961
totally real

>>52975439
pls stop bullying me i am very fragile :f

>>52975471
my mammy sent me one so yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJaLS9C8W6I
choon lads

>>52975471
maybe

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>>52975481
100%

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>>52975273
Akari is best girl tbphwy

>>52975314
what a sexy man :)

enough chinese posting please

>>52975345
Yes

listening to jethro tull lads

YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

>my parents called me miserable because I didn't do anything for new year
How would they react if I told them I was getting drunk in my room posting on an imageboard for autists?

I like beer
there
I said it
alright?

just letting u lads know that we're in here atm http://instasync.com/r/CurryLad

can i get nytol at sainsburys?

Not even tired Smh

is there anything more tedious than football

>>52975566
ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES

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gf just sent me this, what does it mean?

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>been bing drinking and smoking weed/cigs the entire yesterday
>partly outside
>without warm clothes on
>it was -20C outside
>feel good today, no hangover or cold symptoms whatsoever
what

lads i am literally too attractive to live such a boring life


this is infuriating literally what should i do

i wish i wasnt poor

>>52975566
Nignog chimpout

>>52975611
Italy since Rome

>>52975624
it means shes asian and thus you are a paedophile

>>52975624
she wants a nose job

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Unironically one of my favorite movies. I just pretend the 2nd one was never made

>>52975632
Mate I'm rich as fuck desu but a 5/10. At least you can get money, I can never get more /10

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girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh

>>52975678
What Dog Soldiers if you want more Brit Horror

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Just made a nice cup of coffee with some honey in it lads

Got a cheeky feeling today's going to be bearable

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>>52975754
hehehe yeah hehe

>>52975679
want to be friends

>>52975678
>movies

Fuck off yank.

>>52975632
If you're for real then you should be a model

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i am a genius to be perfectly honest

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why do you cucks allow americans to make your threads?

u here belfast

>>52975815
I don't like having my photo taken

>>52975759
good recommendation
not enough were wolf movies

>>52975846
same i heard it steals your soul

>>52975846
Why though?

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Moving to London next week lads

>>52975862
just makes me uncomfortable and what >>52975861
said

i dont mind webcam photos and that but others taking em is just odd to me

>>52975872
Good lad

>>52975826
i hav ancestors from belfast

sum lad tried to beat me up wen i was there but my brother beat that rat faced cunt up

>>52975872
Karen stay in Japan

http://instasync.com/r/CurryLad

come join us lads

>>52975872
Come to Manchester and spread your legs for me

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>>52975387
literally me lad, just replace career (with studies) and drop combat sports

Moving to Detroit next week lads

>>52975898
well dont you and your brother sound lovely

>>52974662
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>52975909
>You must be logged in to add videos
>that current playlist

>>52975913
I'm a 22 year old man!

>>52975939
too many memes
add this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3gwyHNo7MI

>>52975939
sign up, takes 2 seconds

>>52975946
>22
>man

>>52975946
Yes, and? so am I.

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I've decided that the day Anri gets blacked is the day I kill myself.

>>52975939
>not liking chris chan

>>52975927
yes, much better than those subhuman cunts in the north who wanted to rape me jus coz i had an irish accent eugh even wen my great grandad was from belfast

thank god my brother was in the idf and can fuck people up

yank

>>52975823
Because colonials live to serve us.

>>52975992
madman

>>52975679
>At least you can get money
lol
>I can never get more /10
Plastic surgery + personal trainer
both of which requite money

13 MONTH OLD BABY

>>52975992
You probably got your cunt knocked out of you, taig cunt

is the queen a jf?

pls respond by quoting, typing up your post in the text box, filling in the captcha, and hitting the post button

FUCKING HELL LAD OBAMA IS TAKING AMERICANS GUNS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35211294

CIVIL WAR #2
ELECTRIC SHOOTARAOO

>7am
fucks sake

>>52976046
no

http://strawpoll.me/6426988
http://strawpoll.me/6426988
http://strawpoll.me/6426988
http://strawpoll.me/6426988
http://strawpoll.me/6426988

>>52976050
>Mr Obama told Americans that he had received too many letters from parents, and teachers, and children, to sit around and do nothing.
that makes it okay then

>>52976046
no
all peoples no matter race creed or colour are accepted in the united kingdom of friendly friends

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>>52976075
>obama political decisions based on children

>>52976073
poortherners btfo

good tune for certain feelings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733BxfogY9k

>>52976061

Another yank who wishes he was Canadian because they're actually liked by other people

>>52976050
>discuss actions he could take
key words, he can't do shit to constitutional amendments with executive powers

>>52976077
even rasheeds?

>>52976117
Stop living in denial the civil war in coming.

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i'm going to die before i have sex

>>52976115
i have 1/4 canadian heritage

lads I have to get out of bed to piss but don't want to get up

>>35211294
ESPECIALLY rasheeds

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>>52976174
Love Voe

>>52976195
thats not voe

>>52976170
wouldn't mind having sex after i die

>tfw no british gf

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>wake up at stupid o'clock to snipe some stuff on eBay
>get out sniped on both items

>>52976038
nope :3

my brother bate the shite out of those protestant lads, he knows krav maga and im not a taig ur more of a taig than i am

those inbred rat faced cunts were literally crying at the end

im hungry but if i keep eating mans gonnu explode

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>>52976215
is

>>52976180
:3

>>52976252
*throws you into a food processor*

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I am the very model of a modern major general
I have information vegetable animal or mineral
I know the kings of England an d all the fights historical
from marathon to Waterloo I know them categorical

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>>52976231
>g ur more of a taig than i am
What did he mean by this?

Dark soon here lads

>>52976230
Use gixen.com next time mong

>>52976263
*drinks redbull*

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>weeb autists changed the pass on their userscloud account so I can't mass download at premium speeds anymore

Fuck sake

Conservative Libertarian Christian Constitution 2nd Amendment BACON Tea Party #Benghazi Not Republican-Democrat, Hates Hypocrisy. Disliked Bush, Loathes Obama

>>52976321
delete this

>be brit
>lose oyster card
ahahaha

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VOE

>>52976266
44% of males in belfast share a haplotype with a person who was in ireland over 2,000 years ago

theyre all literally taigs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>52976351
he's a big guy

GET FUCKED WAYNE

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>>52976321

>>52976356
do you want to be my b/gf

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>>52976276
i'll check it out thanks la

>>52976333
good triple

>>52976338
>be american
>lose drinking licence
>try to buy from drive in liquor shop
>get shot

>>52975471
Yes desu. Holidays are the best time to slide in. I do it to literally every single half decent female on their birthday.

>>52976174
>>52976194
>>52976195
>>52976240
>>52976266
>>52976287
>>52976310
>brown skin
ew

>>52976366
okay

>>52976386
cool

GET FUCKED

>>52976364
to be fair i wasn't prepared for the taste of vodka the first time i tasted it either

tasted like it was deodorant or something

>>52976382
eugh u perv

>>52975861
Jews don't have a soul to begin with

>>52976386
>>52976356
be my gf instead

>>52976424
http://youtube.com/watch?v=386GACcAmJc

Next week I go to Ireland to learn Gaeilge. Wish me luck, lads.

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>>52976423
rood

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>>52976448

http://strawpoll.me/6427061
http://strawpoll.me/6427061
http://strawpoll.me/6427061

important poll, absolutely no prejudice here if you vote yes, I promise i won't call you a normie twat

also, if you are a girl, it should go without saying that you're not allowed to vote, just like how things were back in the good old days and how they should have remained, fuck off

>>52976500
sexism

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>>52976500
>without paying for it

>>52976478
R-rude

>>52976423
i was expecting some wiseass to use that joke pfft

>>52975861
>>52976527
why are jews experts on magic and the occult?

>>52976515
it's cheating

fucking a prostitute in my opinion doesn't even count as losing your virginity, especially since most of them make you wear condoms

>>52976231
if i go to ireland will u go on a date with me

>>52976500
>5 yes votes
>on a uzbek basket weaving board
Hmmmmm

>>52976535
are we? really wish i knew some harry potter voodoo so i could fix my life desu

>>52976560
yes

stop being mean to the Jewish lad

>>52976560
hey back the fuck off

>>52976550
lol

lurking wizardchan despite not being a wizard, lads

really happy that these blokes have a tight-knit community for themself

in the mood for a wank but don't want to fail nofap 2016 so quickly

maybe if i do a poo it'll trigger my "i've got something in my bum" reflex and put me off since i'm not gay

>>52976597
wats ur snapchat

>>52976574
it's unironically true desu

>>52976639
make paper cranes instead of wanking

thoughts on this post?

>>52976590
yeah
throughout history u guys were seen as the go to guys for that shit

>>52976660
decent

>>52976660
rabbish

>>52976613
make me

>>52976660
>a fucking leaf

>>52976693

haha back off?

now that i think about it i was always interested in occult and paranormal, spent most of my teens in /x/ and other assorted loonie places. maybe it connects somehow. maybe my great great great great grandfather was a warlock or sumthing

>>52976660
you did it the other day too

>>52976657
i already use creativity as a means of preventing myself from murdering anyone

wanking is an entirely different beast that i haven't yet tamed

http://strawpoll.me/6427123
quite important

>>52976715
>>52976665
meant to quote you sorry
internet is dodgy for some reason

>>52976688
the last thing I do before obama takes our guns will be to castrate you with a shotgun >:D

>>52976715
x is trash now

>>52976752
rude

>>52976765
yea tulpa rpfags and other assorted idiots ruined it

im a pretty sailor suited soldier for love and justice tbqh

>>52976752

<:O

met a girl who says she hates faggots and muslims

bit rare for a girl in her early 20s

>>52976927
marry her

>>52976940
no, marriage is bullshit and completely unnecessary

at most i'd make her my lifelong gf

http://instasync.com/r/CurryLad

come watch us watch /brit/

Hey Ma, I'm on tv!

>>52976958
I actually agree with you 2bh

........gonna make a new thread at 330 replies...

>>52976991
me on the table

new year, new memes :)

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>>52976991
my red hoody

>>52977069
fuk off dormers

>>52977092
>>52977092
>>52977092

>>52977097
gonna sic the janny on you

>tfw got over my comedown but my soft palate is still all sore

dunno why i had to do so much mandy ;_;