how do we contain the british menace lads
What English and Welsh cities would be like if they had the same density as American cities
Your relatives get together around new year's eve like Japanese people?
And watch Premier League games?
nah think ill just take em out myself
*slowly pulls the scissors out as you grimace in horror*
*the top half comes off without a fuss*
*ive actually just broken the scissors into 2 pieces and glued each end onto different sides of my wrist*
ahahahaahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am pranker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are wanker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahey dickhead
I almost broke it last night
Hey, /brit/annia, who are your favourite comedians?
Mine are Sarah Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan, I'm so happy they get so much time ob TV lately!
i love you nippon-kun ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ
how do i become japanese
I still have dreams, they're not the same
They don't fly as high as they used to
I saw my friend, he's in my head
And he said, "You don't remember me, do you?"
Then all at once it gets hard to take
It gets hard to fake what I won't be
Cause one of these days I'll be born and raised
And it's such a waste to grow up lonely
Listening to John Mayer and doing a wee cry 2bh
campings top fun lad
buy a few bits and ends and hit the road 2 ez
pic from last time, put the lamp in the tree and cooked up a storm of sausage and beans and read kerouac before falling asleep at 9 and waking up at 6
is this girl doesn't respond lads and this all kind of falls apart, the worst part will be how close i came tBh. loneliness was a lot more bearable when i didn't have to worry about her texting me back, which was when the notion of dates and a potential gf was much more foreign.
i earnestly do believe that getting close to having a gf is a rather shit experience and waste of time, and would advise you all to either get one or don't -- none of this middle ground rubbish.
have a blessed night, /brit/ :)
I think I'd rather have an 80s Sloaney gf
dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,
Karen, pls have sex with me
nofap 2016 you mean pal
>Labour MP Simon Danczuk got suspended due to chirpsing with this fine specimen
Whenever I fuck my gf missionary, my dick is too big for her and hurts her cervix if I go in all the way.
If I fuck my gf doggy, she doesn't really feel much.
Genuinely confused. How does doggy make it so different?
Tinder is an app for shallow knobheads who can't have an intellectual discussion about the finer things in life.
Yet these knobheads always have a GF? how is this possible when I can discuss politics and the arts to woo a woman?
Just moved in to my new apartment on the outskirts of london lads, only 3 mosques within 100m and only £730/month, it's 9/10's of my wage but a bargain if you ask me!
Think he's on about cockney
>the California accent is a myth
What's the accent then?
>worst are the scottish accent
Watch Still Game and then come back to me. See if you still have that opinion
>this yank cunt on my BRITISH broadcasting radio
>phone up a garage
>tell them I have a quick job that needs doing. Shouldn't be more than 30 minutes I just need some bolts blowtorching and removing
>"we don't normally do jobs like that, but bring it and we'll look."
What did he mean by this? It's not a hard job
>he doesn't listen to radio 6 and radio 4
Here across the pond, that accent doesn't sound normal
*tear drops from bald eagle's eye*
>Marxism is bad because it is, I can't explain why but it is.
>*shits out that Margaret Thatcher quote*
>muh mud pie
Your typical critique of Marxism
Oops sorry my enlightened cultural master
lad culture is basically privileged people not considering anyone else. It’s sexist, and enrolled in the sexism is also homophobia, transphobia, and biphobia, which are all intrinsic to lad culture.
Cus the amount of people an ideology was indirectly responsible for the deaths of totally represents that ideologies values right?
Laddism has died out anyway. There was always one cunt that just shouted out BANTER for no reason at every opportunity thinking they were Jack Whitehall.
Middle-class uni lad culture was always shit.