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2016 nurse gf edition
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janny
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>>52977104
He's getting ready for work
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how do we contain the british menace lads
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already had a full pepperoni pizza since waking up, now for some wedges and sour cream
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Oldham before the Pakis moved in
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butts
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cutie
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What English and Welsh cities would be like if they had the same density as American cities
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>>52977181
FOY
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just impaled my wrist with a pair of scissors
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>>52977162
Still looks like a poor northern shithole
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>>52977219

Impaled on or cut with
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>>52977218
*arse
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>>52977239
gone straight through and come out the other end
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>>52977246

So you have a pair of scissors forcibly stuck through your wrist

I would advise seeking medical attention
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http://instasync.com/r/belfastla

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http://instasync.com/r/belfastla

http://instasync.com/r/belfastla

http://instasync.com/r/belfastla
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Your relatives get together around new year's eve like Japanese people?
And watch Premier League games?
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>>52977259

Me last week.

He'll be fine.
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>>52977246
Explains the lack of capitalization.
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>>52977283

Yeah mate I'd have that checked out

No shame in it
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>>52977259
nah think ill just take em out myself
*slowly pulls the scissors out as you grimace in horror*
*the top half comes off without a fuss*
*ive actually just broken the scissors into 2 pieces and glued each end onto different sides of my wrist*

ahahahaahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am pranker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are wanker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahey dickhead
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>>52977277

No, we just get completely drunk.
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>>52977306
That's what Irish people would do I guess
maybe Northern Ireland guys also do?
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>>52977322
Stop posting pics from reddit
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>>52977335

They from the Mail m8.
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just fuck my shit up
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if only i was talented at something
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wew lads

my sister is gonna borrow my phone for $50 until she gets a new one
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ham
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ham
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losing weight for the new year
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Where did all the fat people come from?
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>>52977447
younger or elder
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>Day 2

>Broke no fap 2016 already

Well that was quick.
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azusa
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wew lads

my gfs son is gonna lend me his phone for $50 until I get a new one
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>>52977487
Yanks on vacation
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>>52977259
soft cunt
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I forgot it's still neet time out there
Sorry about this lads
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What radio frequency is radio one?
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>>52977491
weak af nigga
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>>52977571
>weekend
>neet time
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yank
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>>52977571
been up all night mate
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>>52977491
>>52977590
I almost broke it last night
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black gf 2016
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Hey, /brit/annia, who are your favourite comedians?

Mine are Sarah Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan, I'm so happy they get so much time ob TV lately!
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>>52977595
What were you doing?
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>>52977632
Been up all night watching videos with other 4channers
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>>52977623
Billy Connolly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRPjWA6X8sY
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>tfw no chubby british gf to sit on my face
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>>52977648
Sounds good
You're not alone then
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>>52977712
What are you up to? Are you a real Japanese person?
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>>52977730
shut up
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>>52977737
good post
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>>52977730
I'm just studying English here
Your English is way too cool
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>>52977621
like this gimmick
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>tfw irish qt never posted her snapchat
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>>52977623
It's amazing how the BBC just point talentless people on for the soul purpose of not being white or male. She is pretty though I would love to have 4 white children with her.
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>>52977798
i love you nippon-kun ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ

how do i become japanese
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watching airheads
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>>52977873
shut up
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listening to green day ama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2WTd_TE_8
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I still have dreams, they're not the same
They don't fly as high as they used to
I saw my friend, he's in my head
And he said, "You don't remember me, do you?"

Then all at once it gets hard to take
It gets hard to fake what I won't be
Cause one of these days I'll be born and raised
And it's such a waste to grow up lonely

Listening to John Mayer and doing a wee cry 2bh
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>>52977877
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free love freeway one day,
a touch is a beautiful wife beside me,
still a faggot; even see that
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>>52977882
PRAISE ALLAH
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Would 2bh
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>>52977861
Reincarnation mate
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>>52977920
fuck
is that pearchan?
I haven't seen a picture of her in fucking years
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>>52977929
are you telling me to kill myself :f
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>>52977906
shut up
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>>52977944
no
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>>52977986
how the fuck do you always find me?
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Can't stop thinking about my new life in London, excited desu.
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rate
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>>52978003
shut up
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>>52977969
Technically yes
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but there's life out there for living
my friend we will not give in
take these words and let the light in
we'll give you everything worth giving
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>>52978017
diabetes/10
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>>52977856
I wish Gina Yashere would get more TV, she's both black and a female and actually pretty funny, but maybe she has a thing against panel shows.
Andi Osho is fairly all right too.
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>>52978009
From where?
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>>52978018
kill yourself
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>>52978017
What. The. Fuck. Is. That?
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>>52978063
>and a female and actually pretty funny
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>>52978085
>>52978017
>>52977987
>>52977920
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>>52978032
anything for you nippon-kun :3
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so it begins..
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>>52978110
what is it lad? should I water electrical box into my computer turns off?
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>>52978151
It's a console for some emulation :3
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>>52978151
>what is it lad? should I water electrical box into my computer turns off?

lads ive literally been dyslexic since NYE

I think I've drunken myself into an eternal stupor
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>>52977623

They're both great, but I like Russell Howard, even though he is a white male.
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https://vimeo.com/68855377

good watch that
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*posts a classic*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3oDVDyOrAQ
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>>52978108
I like that hero Cu Chulainn
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>>52978261
choon
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>>52978251
Thanks lad I quite enjoyed that
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>>52978264
i like you C:
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>>52978339
Fuck off paki nonce
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mixed in some cinnamon with my coffee, tastes good lads
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Lads I want to get into hiking, camping, fishing and those types of The Great Outdoors activities but have no idea where to start.
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>>52978499
iktfb
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>>52978499
If only there was a board created for that shite, if only it was called >>>/out/, fuck off normie
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>>52978251
>le be nice to the idiots
>the poor working class know no better just pass through them as if you'd pass through chewing cattle

shit speech
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>>52978443

No U
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>>52978443
No
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redpill me on pakis, /brit/
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>>52978565
a poo in the loo pedophile rapist hybrid
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Thinking about the 90s desu

Watching Seinfeld, Frasier, Friends, listening to Oasis and Blur, wanking to Britney, Cindy Crawford, Alicia Silverstone... Before the internet was ubiquitous.
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>>52978499
campings top fun lad

buy a few bits and ends and hit the road 2 ez

pic from last time, put the lamp in the tree and cooked up a storm of sausage and beans and read kerouac before falling asleep at 9 and waking up at 6
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tfw no 90s trance gf
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Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII
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>>52978592
>90s trance
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>>52978499
Join the hiking club you faggot
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is this girl doesn't respond lads and this all kind of falls apart, the worst part will be how close i came tBh. loneliness was a lot more bearable when i didn't have to worry about her texting me back, which was when the notion of dates and a potential gf was much more foreign.

i earnestly do believe that getting close to having a gf is a rather shit experience and waste of time, and would advise you all to either get one or don't -- none of this middle ground rubbish.

have a blessed night, /brit/ :)
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>>52978499
but there are monsteys outside :o
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>>52978603
sorry do you prefer 1930s trance???
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>>52978251
>too much hassle shopping and driving
just order your shopping online you dumb fuck
>don't be mean in your own thoughts
fuck offfff
What a shit speech
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>>52978592
>>52978603

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q
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>>52978647
>listening to any trance

Leafs out
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>>52978647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkGNUgAm-qk i prefer this
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>>52978592
we 90s now
https://youtu.be/5KJ__06kyxs?list=RDXtCTwPCyw1A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5giWfpANMac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5W7Xn7FiA
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>>52978660
but you need a 90s trance gf (as in a young lady from the current year but who fashions herself after a 90s trance gf)
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Do any of you have Muslim friends?
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>>52978727
Leaf this thread
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>>52978746
A couple, got to know the in work just in case.
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>>52978727

I think I'd rather have an 80s Sloaney gf
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>>52978667
>>52978659

klassick
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>>52978746
Yes, and they're all pretty sound as a pound nerds like me
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>>52978746

I try to give everyone a chance, but it's hard when they have ridiculous conspiracy beliefs about Jews and Israel and get really touchy when you insult religion.
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how is wank 2016 going lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjNmyzrVvM

is this trance?
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>>52978841
>>52978774

>they're still here
unbeleafable
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>>52978835
ahead of schedule
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>>52978727
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dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,
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Karen, pls have sex with me
>>52978835
nofap 2016 you mean pal
>inb4 Yank
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>>52978872
Why you using AA, a Japanese traditional treasure?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
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Just met a paki councillor at barbers. He says he's resigning to become a policeman lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBHaSn8bmA
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doin a wine with dinner lads
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>>52978901
A good lad
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>Labour MP Simon Danczuk got suspended due to chirpsing with this fine specimen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk
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doing a recluse
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>>52978901
what else did you talk about?

i want to know every little detail you can remember
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>>52978940

Munter. I don't see the problem though. Don't Labour want votes for 17 year olds?
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>>52978940
>chirpsing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzynBXNP5pA

some more trance
still no trance gf
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good night lads
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Whenever I fuck my gf missionary, my dick is too big for her and hurts her cervix if I go in all the way.
If I fuck my gf doggy, she doesn't really feel much.

Genuinely confused. How does doggy make it so different?
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>>52978997
What's the matter f a m?
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>>52979027
nonce
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>>52979063

Can we agree that both are shit compared to cricket and rugby?
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>>52979027
FONT (also she probably has a retroverted uterus so doggy doesn't hurt as much)

t.girl
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>tfw got over my comedown but my soft palate is still incredibly sore
>tfw it hurts to swallow
>tfw been invited to a fucking buffet later today

dunno why i had to do so much mandy ;_;
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What does FONT actually mean?

Stop browing /brit/ last year
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>>52979106
cricket is shite
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>>52979121
somerset
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>>52979027
She's lying and you just have a 2" penis
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I would very much like to throat fuck that british girl from the new star wars movie
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How do I become Instagram famous and make money?
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>>52979160
how crude
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>>52979179
a1) get famous
a2) make money
b) join instagram
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>>52979183
I don't even mind if it's sloppy seconds because of the black fellah
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>>52978940

is that a lion
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>>52979252
are you a hog
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>>52979121
fuck off YANK
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is the Scottish accent the most disgusting accent of all time?
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>>52979252
oink
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>>52979303
No, the nasally california/west coast yank accent is.
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>>52979303
>scouse
>geordie
>essex
>london

In that order
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>>52979289
>>52979313
bb....
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Tinder is an app for shallow knobheads who can't have an intellectual discussion about the finer things in life.

Yet these knobheads always have a GF? how is this possible when I can discuss politics and the arts to woo a woman?
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>>52979313
the California accent is a myth. also the worst are the scottish accent and the dirty low class london accent
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>>52979316
>london dialect

Isn't that supposed to be the standard dialect is it?
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>>52979316
southern english people sound like babies
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Just moved in to my new apartment on the outskirts of london lads, only 3 mosques within 100m and only £730/month, it's 9/10's of my wage but a bargain if you ask me!
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>>52979373
I approve this gimmick
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>>52979373
>£730/month

Genuine bargain desu
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Mugilad is the fucking worst person to do things with. Completely unaware and autistic as fuck. Mori tower is great at night though
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>>52979373
>that hob
Honestly, what's the fucking point? If they want to cook for themselves tell them to use a BBQ on the landing
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>>52979344
Think he's on about cockney
>>52979323
>>52979333
FOY
>the California accent is a myth
What's the accent then?
>worst are the scottish accent
Watch Still Game and then come back to me. See if you still have that opinion
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I like this one kek
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>>52979405
It's fact but people keep posting it, real London prices are ridiculous though
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>>52979403
take a kawaii picture and post it
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>>52979425
>What's the accent then?
the made up accent that only exists in your imagination? I dunno
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Going for a KFC, what shall I have?
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>>52979448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=envVKCuzcOI
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still listening to this trance mix
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>>5297942
dunno what this yank is on about, california accent is real

t.californian with nasally accent
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>>52979459
a bigmac
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>>52979459
2 piece variety meal, say no to the drink and they'll give you a free side or large chips
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doing a delirious sleep deprived ssshhh (shit shower and shave)
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>>52979459
Wicked Zinger
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>this yank cunt on my BRITISH broadcasting radio

http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music
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>>52979027
Please help me
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>phone up a garage
>tell them I have a quick job that needs doing. Shouldn't be more than 30 minutes I just need some bolts blowtorching and removing
>"we don't normally do jobs like that, but bring it and we'll look."

What did he mean by this? It's not a hard job
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>I listen to BBC radio
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>>52978070
shut up
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>>52979519
Mechanics always assume they're talking to retards so they don't really take what you say as fact
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>>52979533
I pay for it so I might as well use it
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>>52979508
Love this show
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>shut up
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>>52979533
fuk u m8
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>>52979460
what's this supposed to prove
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>>52979533
>he doesn't listen to radio 6 and radio 4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFE2SnliiV0
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>>52979577
An accent from California.
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>>52979607
all I hear is a person with a normal accent and a really annoying voice
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>>52979533
>He doesn't listen to ZANE LOWE
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>>52979586
your radio goes all the way up to 6

wow
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>>52979622
>normal accent
t. Californian
Here across the pond, that accent doesn't sound normal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_English

http://audio.californiareport.org/archive/R201211231630/a
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>>52979627
Don't you get BBC for free because they can't block the signal from covering Ireland for some reason?
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>>52979622
>a normal accent
What the fuck is a "normal" accent?
>>
>>52979649
the standard American accent is normal, it's neutral and universal
>>
>>52979649
He's trolling
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>it's a BBC is a leftist Marxist shill episode
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>>52979684
You're fucking stupid.
>>
>Runner up in 800m sprints KHSW field day (2008). Proud holder of grade 1 piano certificate of merit (2005). I once did yoga.

Damn talented bitch
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>>52979684
Ammurrrikkaaa
*tear drops from bald eagle's eye*
>>
>>52979644
no
>>
FUCKING GET IN LADS
>>
Californians sound like nasally benders compaired to other yank accents
>>
>>52979737
Do you want BBC?
>>
>>52979752
yes please :g
>>
>>52979749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ysnyRkcQHK
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>>52979749
Texan accent is the GOAT yank acccent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k
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Lads I can't swim and I'm 20. I'm not black so I don't understand why. Should I just go to the beach and try and learn to swim myself or get lessons or what?
>>
did 4 hrs sleep
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>>52979777
This was a trick, I am black man and I have a big black cock. You have now accepted it.
>>
hope they ban lad culture 2bh
>>
>>52979798
Why would black people not be able to swim?
>>
>>52979798
Just go in your back garden and hop in the pool you nob
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>>52979787
people from the south are not "yanks"
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>Marxism is bad because it is, I can't explain why but it is.
>*shits out that Margaret Thatcher quote*
>muh mud pie

Your typical critique of Marxism
>>
>>52979844
Marxism killed more people than le evil right wing ever did. There's a starter
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>>52979842
Oops sorry my enlightened cultural master
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>>52979842
Put a trip on
>>
>>52979824
lad culture is basically privileged people not considering anyone else. It’s sexist, and enrolled in the sexism is also homophobia, transphobia, and biphobia, which are all intrinsic to lad culture.
>>
*wanks u off*
>>
>>52979870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnIp69r6vg
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need a nurse gf that wears the old uniform
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>>52979842
yes they are
>>52979893
hello reddit
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>>52979824
Alri Adolf
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFjWR7X5dU

EVERYONE ITT, all upper class posh southern twat trust fund babby students with NO real life experience.
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>>52979871
don't do it again
>>
>>52979870
That is hard to gage,

how many people has 'non-communism' killed? Obviously more than communism right?
>>
>>52979907
>"hello reddit"
>using 2015 gimmicks
>>
Got a painfully hard Willy
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>>52979810
oh noes :o i am weak please dont force yourself upon me im helpless
>>
>>52979919
>real life experience consists of working in warehouses
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>>52979870
Cus the amount of people an ideology was indirectly responsible for the deaths of totally represents that ideologies values right?
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>>52979828
Nobody knows
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>>52979778
It's alri
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>>52979949
cornwall
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>>52979967
>those names

fugging hell
>>
Best yank accent
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zva6XTLKzME
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>he's a communist
Ha ha evil bankers everyone should be poor everything should be free che guevara
>>
I'm going to become a Christian fundamentalist to fight against the Muslim fundamentalists
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>>52980003
>>52979994
ROrke
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>>52979953
it consists of having a job where you have responsibility, tarquinn
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>>52979987
>tfw no gf with this accent
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>>52979967
>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius
>>
>>52979948

Crack one out then you pleb.
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>>52979987
The southern accents are so great, could listen to someone speak with a Louisiana accent all day desu
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>real life experience is being a wage-slave

Okay Deano.
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>>52980065
My name's Beano actually, talk shit about machine operating again and I'll get Gazza, Bazza, and Tazza on you
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Laddism is a bad thing, it leads to harassment, trans/homophobia, misogny and racism.

'Lads' don't even enjoy it, they just play along to fit into their peer group
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>an hours labour at my local halfords costs £82

Wew lad. Only place open on a Saturday and I need it sorting today
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>>52980015
>be tarquinn
>get a dual Bachelors in effete bullshit
>still have actual general skills and spend adult working life in warehouse logistics jobs
honestly a pox on both your houses
>>
my name is literally Bertrand ama
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>>52980084
daylight robbery
>>
>>52979828

Pool's closed. AIDS in the water
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>>52980082
Laddism has died out anyway. There was always one cunt that just shouted out BANTER for no reason at every opportunity thinking they were Jack Whitehall.

Middle-class uni lad culture was always shit.
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Any tips on how to stay awake? Feel tired but don't wanna wreck my sleeping pattern more than it already is
>>
heya fellas. what's shakin
>>
friend doesn't like me calling him 'babe'
:<
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>>52980148
Well stop being a bender then.
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>>52980142
lots of water
fresh air
caffeine
amphetamines
coldness
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8OipmKFDeM
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>>52980142
do a coffee or take some speed or whatever drug degens use these days to stay awake

>>52980165
never
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>>52980184
If you want to further trigger him, send an x or 2 at the end of each text you do.
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is the janny about

>>52980194
>>52980194
>>52980194
>>
>>52980135

But what am I supposed to do with all my tweed and red trousers?
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>>52980174
Alright cheers, i'll get myself a nice glass of water and open the window
>>52980184
don't do drugs
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bad feel

https://youtu.be/vf89N6kwZGA?t=347
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>>52980195
already do that sometimes x
don't mean to it's just a habit ive picked up here
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>>52980142
Jump in the shower then turn it all the way down to cold for about 30 seconds.
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>>52980210
lmao

Manlets BTFO once again
>>
I wish YOU anon a Happy New Year.
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