/brit/

cara

Birmingham, part of the Western Middle lands

maisie

Azusa

>>52971570
grim that pal

>tea bag still in
>no milk
>that """""toast"""""
wtf?

>>52971570
What is that brown turd on the left

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Technical Perfection

>>52971600
Part of Greater Karachi more like

>>52971585
Nobody says it, but we all really appreciate you, Caralad <3

Really hope that Aston Villa can do a win tomorrow
Don't wanna do a relegation lads

having an investigate

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>tfw no Sheena Sharma gf

>>52971651
lol you're going down lad

it's time to accept it now so it hurts less on the last day of the season

>>52971646
yes but what does it do

>>52971651
haha get fucked cunt

villa have been shitting uo the league for years

about time you go down and never really recover and end up fleeting league 1 and the championship

Has everybody gone to bed? This threads fucking SLOW

>>52971650
really appreciate you 2bh

>>52971651
shouldn't have blown so much money during the o Neil and houllier years

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BBC 4 is still quite good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_wfKVjuJM
>>52971746
exudes autism in a cherry flavored mist

>>52971746
its pretty fucking obvious really

alri lids

>>52971722
Have already kind of came to terms with it
Still praying for the great escape
>>52971751
>he actually thinks we're not going to bounce back up with a record early promotion

>>52971784
we're watching shit videos some lad from belfast keeps posting

>>52971814
ya reet big lad

butts

>>52971641
>>52971641
>>52971641
they don't want me to post the real thread

ive had a few
what should i do next

>>52971836
http://elitedaily.com/life/guys-fingers-my-butt/1300623/

>>52971810
well if its so obvious you would be able to tell me :^p check mate, mate

>>52971804
That fucking Irish manlet buying shite like habib beye and putting them on 40 grand a week
Still triggers me desu

hate it. hate caralad. hate it.

>>52971841
This one was 3 minutes earlier mate

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>>52971570
Ew wtf are you eating
Pic related, actual food that you could fry

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/eveninglads/

>>52971888
that's authentic british cuisine in the OP lad

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just saw a great thread

>>52971907
Well it looks like dog shit

>>52971907
It's not you mug
Where the fuck is the bacon and sausage

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>>52971570
fucking CRINGE

>>52971570
would shit out on boxing day/10
that toast is burnt af and canned mushrooms yuk

>>52971888
I don't think you understand the meaning of fry up.

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imagine having a gf to cuddle up and take drugs with

>>52971888
like your food would ever look like this

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>>52971874
>18 million for Darren Bent
>Darren fucking Bent

>>52971864
>She doesn't like touching her butthole

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>imagine having a gf to cuddle up and take drugs with

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>>52971570
>there are people here who haven't seen this image before

>>52971948
DUDE

>>52971978
oh shit....,,,tell me more. ive been on here for years and never seen it. ;_;

its babbys bed time now goodnight

>>52971570
>literally everything is burnt/overcooked
inb4 "thats where th-the flavor is!!!!"

shaking my head, family.

Japan desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdJXMeMLRGk

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going to bedtime nitenite everyone who isnt a yucky smelly yank

Quote this if you want to kill all (EVERY SINGLE ONE) pakis

>>52972043
*cuddles up to you*

When most people hear "homer" they immediately think of the fat yellow cartoon man. When I hear homer I think of the ancient author. I guess that's what sets me (A highly self educated intellectual) apart from the common rabble of today's society, you're all nothing more than worker ants, where as I am more like a wise owl.

>>52972059
wew that's a lot of work

>>52972038
Fuck Japoop, what the rest of you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPY6lQjokYs

>>52972065
>le insert fedora picture here xDdXDDD

>>52972065
someone is gonna fedora this, and that's what you want

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>>52972038
Here, have a Karen, island brother.

>>52972060
gross im going to have to shower now eww

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>>52972065

>>52972111
>gross
FOY

>>52971948
Looks like she could definitely take a punch or two.

>>52972086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO05AzhQQM4

going for a walk

going for a wank

>>52972086
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAVv5G1jkW4

>the way the singer looks into the camera in the video
MUH DICK

going for a fuck off yank

going for a lynch

making an arrangement

doing a drink

going for a poo

cancelling a meeting

my dreams alternate between murder and murder-suicide and suicide

Doing a close my eyes
Doing a sleep
Doing a dream

my dreams alternate between doing a murder and doing a murder-suicide and doing a suicide

unleashing a toot

https://youtu.be/hrUovuLAPP8

>>52972327
theme tune

my dreams alternate between doing a poo and doing a poo-wank and doing a wank

BANGING choon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxfg6DvMGM4

scratching some balls

chyoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII

I GOT A PENG TING AND SHE'S FROM TOTTENHAM
TRUE SAY THAT THE TING LIVES IN TOTTENHAM
IN THE CRIB KEEP CHATTING ABOUT ARSENAL

>>52972417
post the good ver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwLKyQuY-ws

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its bigger on the inside

Big one for the lads

so i met my best mate from like 5 years at a party and he's got 2 kids, owns his own painting and decorating company and has a brand new BMW. meanwhile i'm a loser who works for his uncle at some shitty job. one of the most humiliating nights of my life desu. we're both 25

>>52972497
do an mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-EC9YA2_s

>>52972391
didn't know they made stellas that small

>>52972497
to be fair, only twats drive BMWs

>>52972485
I was going to be pissed if it was only two.
I was mildly pleased when it was three.
After that everything went white and then black.

Shorts are now a mess, but you can't make an an omelette, you know?

>>52972576
>>>/lat/

>>52972086
>>52972170

told my parents about my depression, they told me that its nothing to worry about and it'll go away in soon. thanks for the support..

>career
>lifting
>combat sports
>reading

nothing else worth doing lads

Slightly scared to smoke this joint lads desu
Added lots of THC crystals it's going to devestate me

>>52972576
REAL

havin a cry

>>52972619
Whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldWU-Wp-ZmQ&spfreload=1

>>52972637
what's got you down deutschlad?

Why are dance remixes of songs from the '80s so popular in the UK lads

>>52972627
how much of a pussy are you? nothing bad will happen

>>52972643
because it reminds us of the 80s, the greatest decade for western civilisation.

>>52972643
never heard of that. what do u mean my morbidly obese american friend

>>52972643
actually the vast majority of brits are huge hipster faggots, that's why they like shitty 80s remixes

>>52972671
hello yorkshire

what are you doing up now

>>52972642
a short movie

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>>52972497
>be me at school
>me and two friends sit at back taking the piss
>never do any homework, talk about ali g and the sopranos all day
>fast forward
>one friend now works at citigroup on like the thirtieth floor
>other friend is head of some conservative think tank, regularly see him on sky news and bbc
>I work in a factory, posting greentext at 4am
>mfw

>>52972656
Smoking it now la
Feel a right twat though I made the last post at 4:20
Shoulda sparked it then

>>52972643
because its heavily glamorized by people nearing middle age who have heavy nostalgia/gen X parents

>>52972692
Got very little sleep NYE, so slept early last night and woke at 3:50

>>52972697
post the video

>>52972700
i feel this. the harsh thing is that i was considered the smart guy of the group and yet now i'm a fucking loser who drives a 13 year old golf while everyone else thrives. fuck this

>>52972690
>mfw this shit was cool damn near 10 years ago.

Argyle coming back next winter. You heard it here first.

>>52972723
FONT

>>52972739
https://vimeo.com/150483774

>>52972764
a fucking disney movie has got you down?

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

>>52972798
Pixar

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>>52972753
>tips normie cap

>>52972803
i've had 2 girls tongues literally in my mouth

>>52972423
CHAT

>>52972803
i've had 2 girls tongues literally in my ass

>>52972803
one day lad, one day

>>52972820
Normie twat

did i ever tell you lads somebody sent me an unsigned valentines last year?

strange stuff that. never found out who it was. probably just some lads having a laugh i think.

i've had 2 girls asses literally in my ass

>>52972835
>>52972852
font

>>52972855
thanks lid

i literally despise london and everyone in it

>>52972891
font

I don't know what's so bad about this

i fucking love you lads no homo

>>52972912
Alri Muller

>>52972912
eurgh, who invited the kraut?

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think by dog might be a spastic tbqh lads

https://instasync.com/r/CurryLad

>>52972688

Bronski beat - Smalltown Boy/Why (1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuz94ZIPfJk/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzA-V0YN3QA

Supermode - Tell Me Why (2006) #13 on UK Singles Chart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmUZfB6UFLs

Mike + The Miracles - All I Need is a Miracle (1985) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAMLa5ZC-B4

Red Kult - All I Need (2005) - Roman Salzgar remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSk9DRFI80

Maybe it was just a thing from last decade

>>52972935
me

>>52972941
my dog was like that, he was an epileptic

died at age 8

>>52972941
It just had a seizure mate

ORRIGHT LADS I'LL FUCKIN BASH YE EAD IN IF EYE CATCH YE IN THE SREET

>>52972961
Fuck you, Jew.

>>52972935
this guy>>52971831

>>52972962
i was just about to post asking what's funny about a dog with epilepsy

just ate 5 twinkies in a row

now tell me to fuck off yank

go on

i dare ya

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>>52972941
Poor dog

everyone trip up 2bh

>>52972987
bog off wanka

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think my dog is sick desu
his skin is so rough and his hair won't grow in properly

>>52972990
dein mutter hat mein penis gesaugt

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>i've had 2 girls tongues literally in my ass

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>>52973051
>those fingers

better than being a skinny gay faggot yuropoor who can't afford food, kek

>why yes I am from the United Kingdom

>>52973112
Loving your new gimmick

watching a good movie that none of you kknow because youre all pawns, brain dead cattle chewing what cultural grass you are fed, and so like cattle I will enjoy you like cattle, for you are my lessors

>>52973051
thats a dinosaur not a dog u fuckin dip

No.52973134 --> No.52973112

really upset now

>>52973157
what movie lad?

>>52973021
We don't really have obesity, I thought that was a British thing

>>52973157
is it six-string samurai? watched that the other night

>>52973157
>prawns
its jumbo shrimp you faggot

when you think about it, girls are basically us except they have boobs and fannies instead of willies

>>52973157
>movie
Sad that you do not enjoy true films such as I do. It must be wonderful to be so ignorant, a luxury I will never have.

>>52973186
address me as SIR when you SPEAK to me you contrived HOODLUM


Two Lane Blacktop

>>52973215
>Two Lane Blacktop
>starring singer-songwriter James Taylor

prefer his work as a singer lid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkaEP2ZqbY

@No.52973205
we have fannies too hahaha

AND WHAT
GUL'DAN
MUST WE GIVE IN RETURN?

having an eat

>>52973269
>not giving me a (You)
the fuck lid?

thinking about growing my hair long because people with long hair are more creative than people with short hair

also thinking about getting glasses because people with glasses are smarter than people without glasses

i want to be creative and smart

>>52973246
yeah he's a pretty shite actor ngl

but I as a patrician of the arts do not care for such banalities such as acting, I seek only the pure ecto plasm of rich story which evokes in me and only me emotions which supersede the world

>>52973304
EVERYTHING

>>52973313
>America

are you ever *not* having an eat? fucking fat cunt

@52973316

Here's a (you) mate

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>>52973325

>>52973348
rude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvnkTUbssbI

nice story

>>52971654
do any of you lads read elitedaily? this paki is a proper slag. wish she were my gf desu.

might fap to a paki or an indian tonight

>52973316
>>>/cum/

>>52973150
Eh, I've seen it a few times and liked it initially but not enough to save.

going to make poopie

>>52973391
Brit on vacation here

>>52973390
rasheed

>>52973423
Rorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
SUSHI
FUCK YEAH

>>52973429
Rasheed

>>52973215
Based movie. Good choice.

>>52973421
I forgot about this gimmick

Most underrated of 2015

>>52973429
Renzhi Li

52973421
>vacation
FUCK OFF YANK
kill yourself

brit lad on vacation reporting in

>>52973443
>>52973447
Tom

>>52973443
kek there's an indian restaurant near my house called rasheed's and i cant help but smile every time i drive past it

yank on holiday here

>>52973473
delete this

>>52973390
may I make a reccomendation?
Pornhub viewkey=de252d95c6eaf6bbf5d0

>>52973474
I had a cousin named Tom. He died from a brain tumor at the age of 6. Poor kid.

yank on holiday here

>>52973516
Classic Tom

delete evrything

sissy brit boi gagging for thick American cock here

Paki on proxi here

>>52973515
>Video has been removed at the request of the copyright owner.
Have a (You) for trying though

Romanian on '''''''holiday''''''' here lads
Ayy

>>52973531
is that code for gas the jews?

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>why hello there did i mention that i'm from the united states of america

*throws down towel*

Arab on radar here

whatever happened to brum?

love open air markets desu
go to the flea market every few weeks
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451685709670.webm

>>52973531
>>52973577
r u okay? have some (you)s

Have to be up for work in less than 48 hours and haven't been to sleep yet
Fuck

absolute madman

>>52973565
>yank
>funny post
Found the brit on holiday lads

Been using spot cream for like 3 days in a row

if my acne isn't gone by tomorrow then I'm suing

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>>52973594

absolute madman lying down here

>>52973624
>>52973647
what message you trying to convey here mate

>>52973655
me on the right

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>yanks
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451520243788.webm

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>>52973685

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British grill here ;)

>>52973673
fuck off kike

>>52973706
more

>>52973655
>>52973698
what is this meme

australian on vacation AMA

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>>52973735
Don't hit on me you silly boys ;)

>>52973741
probably some arcane /deutsch/ meme

like are kev

>>52973655
skewerrel

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he died too young
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451365356922.webm

>>52973731
fuck off

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Actual Englishman on holiday here going to bed. Do not trust any yanks from this point onwards.

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>>52973792

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I'M going to BED baaayyyeeedd oooOOOOooOOOOOOOOooooooo ooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaa

who is inheriting the UK when that old cunt keels over

>>52973835
night cutie

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HELLO THIS IS NEW MEME THAN YOU FOR LOOKING

>>52973835
i hope you die in your sleep

>>52973827
haha ;_;
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451595504570.webm

STILL AHVENT HAD MY POO ITS BEEN LIKE 4 HOURS HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52973841
are nige

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>>52973835
WHOAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52973841
wow so you just callled the queen an old cunt thats pretty fucking rude 2bh who the fuck do u think u are u faggot

>>52973872
WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

>>52973805
chinese poster out

is there any website for porn images lads

>>52973841
me
AMA

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>>52973848
youuuu literally scare meee every day oooOOoooOOOO avery daaaaiiiyyyy ayyy scary scario don't uuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>52973855
that makes u s two

are there any websites for porn that dont mention anything about porn

need to get round this porn filter somehow

>>52973895
u have 2 go on the deep webz

>>52973841
your dad

>>52973895
my website

>>52973915
use Tor

>>52973915
vk.com

>>52973952
fuck off with this meme

>>52973937
Gee Bill! How Come Your Mom Lets You Wear TWO NVGs?

>>52973962
what meme

>>52973915
literal 12 year old

>>52973975
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""literal"""""""""""""""""""""

>>52973924
you're*

any rudeboys here?

>>52974000
trips

>>52974019
big up NW1

fuck all of you genuinely hurt right now

>>52974019
oi rude boy shut up

>>52973953
my nigga

In bed
Try and stop me
You can't hahahaaaaaaaa

>>52974019
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tArigaYHCOA

>>52974069
based ruskies

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>>52974044

>>52974074
the
absolute
madman

>>52974074
nighty night night xx

Nearly finished my hipster web application desu, using mongodb and flask

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>>52974125
>using mongodb and flask

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ka0ALq5PTM

anyone wanna cuddle up together and spoon?

>>52974139
I know haha
They are really fucking easy to use though, I'll give them that

>>52974151
yes come here

>>52974151
did a 5 man huddle once in a tent when it was a bit cold out
irish weather

i haven't showered since last year wbu

>>52974125
what is it about

Anyone up for a little "just friends" spooning?

>>52974212
just got out of the shower still wet xx

There is no spoon

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cold out

>>52974212
Disgusting

>>52974269
excpt my dik bby

>>52974278
northern irish weather

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>>52974294

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>>52974278

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>>52974341

>>52974341
thats a big shirt

And if you're smart you will get out

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>>52974341

>be me
>be 24 years old
>never have visited london


I have visited many other major world cities and all the other major cities of the UK though.


Honestly next week I might just go down on my lonesome and just walk around to appreciate it for a few days

>>52974357
For you

>>52974364
kek

>>52974378
I've been to London many times but never to Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham, Leeds, Newcastle etc

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writing a screenplay

>>52974364
Sun is out though

>>52974408
same

only ever been to london desu

I used to shower once every 2 months or something then I suddenly started showering everyday

strange

>>52974419
truly the sheikh spear of our times

I've never been outside North America

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eating

my anthem desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqtFaJOqXE4

>>52974464
what deal lad?

just failed nofap 2016

>>52974464
Wish I were you

>>52974479
None mate

>>52974500
christ how much did you pay?

>>52974494
>>52974494
>>52974494
>>52974494
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>>52974464
Do they deliver dominos at this time?

>>52974512
38 quid