/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>59830892
That's amazing if real

>>59829102
Where do you buy your teas?

this will be another thread war episode

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So hey about the Doogee Shoot 1

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Smelly mint plant update!

>>59838888
regular op wasn't there to make a new thread and someone else made one in his place.

I don't know why he made this duplicate one.

>>59838888
Just report the one which was created later. Which is this one.

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What's the smallest non-garbage locking chink knife available?

Pretty sure pic related is the smallest one available, but since I'm here I'd rather not spend $20 + shipping on what's essentially half a cubic centimeter of steel and g10. Ironically enough it's the same weight as the notably larger Spyderco Dragonfly II (no longer available on ali, RIP) but that's probably because the dw-1 is liner lock.

>>59839094
Not him, but just post this news in the real thread.
Absolutely no reason to create another one.

>>59838959
yes, yes.
it's shit.

/p/ here,
look at the corner softness. shitty plastic lens might even be decentered. sky blown out, no dynamic range like a 550nm canon sensor.
over sharpened in post processing, water colour noise reduction. muted colours. flaring everywhere. muh leica glow.

1 nanking was not enough.

shit/10.

>2 threads

I've started dating a cute boy I met through /g/ but I have never had sex before much less gay sex.
I was wondering if it's safe to buy lube off AliExpress.
I don't want to buy something that irritates my penis or something.

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Anyone tried out chink whetstones?
They are expensive as fuck locally but aliexpress has ones for a couple dollars.

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>>59839127
While it is probably safe just buy some good lube, shit is cheap and you can be sure exactly what it is. I may be a lesbian but my gf needs lube because she's abnormally tight and we just buy some decent lube, which as I said doesn't cost a whole lot.

Also is the bitchboi a trap?

>>59839146
Did you check if they're not tiny?
While there's wicked sharp / other sharpening device clones that are fairly good which use very small whetstones you can buy off ali with good results, large whetstones aren't all that cheap and are very likely to break in transport. Read more in the infograph.

>>59839114
Wow you know your Doogee Shoot 1 basics

Your opinion made me like the Doogee Shoot 1 more. I'm gonna buy 2.

Thanks mate.

>>59839167
Actually a wicked edge clone would be even better. Been wanting to have a rig that could properly angle my knives.

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One decently sized package. What's inside?

>>59838888
>>59839048
This thread has the /csg/ bunny mascot in the OP image so it's the real one

Reminder that Dodgy Doogee shit are worth garbage.

http://www.gizchina.com/2015/05/05/doogee-f2-ibiza-investigated-over-inconsistent-processor-specifications/

Anyone bought a KVM switch they'd recommend?

>>59839220
They're (the concept) great. Chink ones can have the details and fittings fall apart, but work well enough to buy one rather than the original which is likie $100 more expensive sans shipping. Considering getting one and a 10 grit stone to bevel the knives I make.

>>59838959
Ohhhh nooooo, that sucks

>>59839265
>>59838959
Ok, that's it. Cancelled my Doogee Shoot 1 order.

>>59839265
>http://www.gizchina.com/2015/05/05/doogee-f2-ibiza-investigated-over-inconsistent-processor-specifications/

This is par for the course with chink shit

>>59839224
A decently sized Doogee Shoot 1

>>59839265
Lol everybody does that.

Like what he said >>59839349

It's not surprising when you buy Chink shit. It's not against Doogee but for the entire Chinese smartphone community. So buying Doogee Shoot 1 is still safe.

>>59839160
>>59839127
Anon, no. Don't be retarded. China/Ali has no quality control for their products like other countries do so you never know what is in them. It'll probably end up ruining your penis and whatever orifice you put it in.
Never buy sex toys, makeup, or anything that goes in your body from online chink stores.

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>>59839224
I'll show it off once I paint (I'm thinking of staining it red) and assemble, but first impression is it looks to be pretty alright. The neck's been cut along the grain a little oddly (mainly the head is affected by this) and there's the odd splinter, so it might need a little sandpaper or something to smooth it out. I think it's made of maple, but I don't know much about wood.
Also, the instructions are in English, and for some reason, Swedish?

>>59839368
>nice comprehension there

doogee?
more like dodgy right?

>>59839397
>>59839160
>>59839146
Yeah that's what I meant, didn't make it clear enough. Don't put chink shit inside you, anon.

>>59839368
What will it take for you to strip away your delusion and for you to admit your buyers remorse? Holy fuck. Waiting for more fake photos taken from your "Doogee" that you've ripped from reviews of the Samsung S7 you pathetic faggot.

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Muh Pakistani mousepad to replace muh Shinkai clouds mousepad from artsmoo.

>>59839423
because ikea

>>59839444
It's not delusion if you're being paid to shill the Doogee on 4chan. For all his bluster no one here has taken review photos taken with entirely different phones and tried to pass them off as taken with a budget chink phone to shill it on /csg/. This guy has repeatedly. Then he has the nerve to turn around and rant about imaginary "Xiaomi shills" even though nobody with a Xiaomi has lied like this.

This general is in the toilet thanks to this shill. I hope the chinks are paying you well you Dodgy Doogee faggot.

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>>59838785
nice dupe, check the cat pls next time

>>59839444
He's false flagging.

>Bought Chuwi Hi Pro 10
>It's out of stock
Which 10 inch tablet should I get instead? Have 160$.

>>59839560
Get it with the keyboard for $179.99
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_505918.html

>>59839597
This isn't the real thread anyway

>>59839560
http://www.banggood.com/Cube-Iwork10-Ultimate-64GB-Intel-Atom-x5-Z8300-Quad-Core-10_1-Inch-Dual-OS-Tablet-p-1040969.html?rmmds=search
thats what i orderd a few days ago

CHUWI LAPBOOK 14.1 ON SALE AGAIN FOR $229!!!
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_602696.html

>>59839597
reporting reports is against the rules kiddo

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Cross posting part of my cgl order here. I'll post reviews when everything arrives.

>>59839618
underage b&

>>59839570
watched, liked and subscribed!

>>59839570
RIP Comfy Reviews
All hail Awful Reviews

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>>59839618
nice dildos

>>59839032
because he's an attention seeking faggot and it makes his little dick go hard.

>>59839724
Can't he just masturbate to sissification hypnosis vids like normal people?

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Holy shit, am I unlucky or are so many sellers on AliExpress completely braindead?

I have ordered an item 3 different times from 3 different "reputable" stores.

First one "sends out item" and then says a day later that they didn't have my variant in stock so they didn't send it. I have to ask them 3 times for a refund, and they say I have to open dispute then - which I can't do because it was "recently shipped"..

Second one "sends it out", I ask after a week because no tracking status, they say it can take a long time, and then 5 days after say that "post office just told us your parcel got lost". Okay, shit happens, but then they say my variant is out of stock -- but I have been the only one to make an order in the last month. Ask them for refund and can't get it ASAP because of same reason as #1.

Third merchant does same as first, so now I have to wait another 2 weeks to get my money back.

Like Jesus Christ why is is so hard to get a cheap chink mp3 player on this site? Have $90 locked into AliExpress because even the most trusted merchants are scum I guess????

>>59839536
>>59839604
>>59839724
>>59839739
A lot of butthurt for a dead thread

>>59839740
anon gets chinked

>>59839770
no butthurt here, I don't give a fuck who makes the thread and I'm kinda happy regularop takes care that there's always a thread.
That said, creating a second thread when there's already one just reeks of attention seeking faggotry. that shit doesn't happen with most other generals.

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got a a xiaomi piston 3 headphones today for which i paid $3.92
unfortunately they dont really work on my laptop, i almost only get sound out of the right one and have to have the balance at like 6% left 90% right to get somewhere near similar from both
mic doest seem to connect either
maybe xps 13 doesnt have 4 pin jack support or maybe its the drivers i dont know

if anyone has a idea id be greatful otherwise $4 isnt a huge loss

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>>59838785
received my pepe estickers

>>59839920
Think you need one of these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/this/32515285513.html

>>59839920
They're fakes. The real Piston 3 goes for like 13.

>>59839127
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>59839920
You bought a pair of fake Piston 3s, the headphone jack isn't white on the real one.

http://en.miui.com/thread-154254-1-1.html

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>>59839955

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>>59839920
also a pack of 10 single-side prototype pcb's and paid $1.32
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10Pcs-DIY-Prototype-Paper-PCB-Universal-Experiment-Matrix-Circuit-Board-5x7CM/32546265487.html

they are nice, hole dimensions and spacing are good
waiting for some mcu and peripherals to arrive

>>59839945
unfortunately xps 13 doesnt have two audio jacks but thanks

>>59839954
>>59839978
alright, didnt honestly expect more from cheap headphones, just wanted a pair of headphones with a mic to use on my laptop

>>59839997
Laptops don't take mic input through three pole jacks regardless.

>>59839997
Those PCB are SHIT 100%. Don't even bother using them. Get the green ones, 10000 times better.
0/10 would not use them again. I though my soldering skills were shit, but upon switching to other boards my skills improved 10x. Still shit anyway.

>>59838747
>>59838747
>>59838747
>>59838747
Use this thread

>>59840016
Mine does.

>>59840016
some of the newer thin ones do
>>59840033
kys

>>59840029
But your solder skills do suck.
Had no problem soldering on these.

And the green ones are double-sided, which can be useful but it makes desoldering components again a major pain in the ass.

>>59840016
damn, what retard thought that would be a good idea to remove the mic jack then

>>59840029
shouldnt be a difference between green and diarrhoea pcb's desu
greens only look nicer maybe im wrong i dont know

>>59840041
>>59840052
Ah k.
>>59840066
Get these instead, they're the successor to the Piston 3.

http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_261864.html

>>59840066
>damn, what retard thought that would be a good idea to remove the mic jack then
probatly the fapple with their fagbook (not)pro, but im not shure

EU version of the Oneplus 3T available for 383€ with the coupon code OP3TSR
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_617043.html?wid=11

>>59840086
>Get these instead, they're the successor to the Piston 3.
thanks but no thanks, they also have 4 pin jack, will buy 3 pin next time because xps 13 dont works with 4 pins apparently
maybe rock zircon or something cheaper

Anyone has expirience in LED matrix display that I could easly connect to a raspberry pi?

>>59838870
Teavivre

>>59839770
This thread is just kept alive by samefagging.

>>59838974
that's probably hemp, you could buy a bag full of seeds at the pet store or even Walmart

>>59840220
>He says while the other thread only has 11 unique ips and this one 33

>>59839689
what happened
archives is down

>>59840516
Nothing, Awful shared his latest video and a jannie mistook it for a referral url.

>>59840511
because you keep it on the front page with your samefagging
this one has about a 2:1 ratio, the other 1:1

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Bubble bags to create "herb" extraction
Gummy bear tray to make gummy bear edibles
Sorbitol to add sweetness and springiness
Other ingredients I can get local.

Wish me luck

>>59840687
>cancerous gummy bears

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First time I order chink shit. Wish me luck anons.

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I'll give it to the chinks.

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>>59840851
The MiBand! the shipping was pretty fast (about 15 days).

>>59840906
Remember to use this instead of Xiaomi's app
https://github.com/Freeyourgadget/Gadgetbridge

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>>59840906
And the autism(tm) earplugs. Material looks still, sound is clear, pretty deep bass too.

I wasn't chinked this time, but I wasn't a risk taker on those products either. To be continued...

>>59840951
Thanks friend.

I'm looking to get a chink controller, and I'm a bit surprised by the prices on NES/SNES bluetooth controllers... some $30 at the very least, while different looking ones are down to $2.

Is there a difference or are they just playing on "muh retro" effect?

>>59840951
Never tried this app, what's different about it? The base Mi app seems perfectly fine to me.

>>59840851
>>59840906
Perfect first order desu fampai, it's the absolute best thing I bought from the chinks really, the one that hasn't died randomly, that hasn't broken, and that hasn't left my wrist in months.

>>59841039
If you're okay with sending your personal health data to Xiaomi then no problem. Just remember they could partner up with 3rd party food/health companies to tailor ads shown to you or try to sell you supplements etc.

>>59841022
No, the 8bitdo controllers are genuinely good and worth the money.
The 2$ are ones are cheap trash.

>>59841022
this>>59841087
also the $2 ones are USB not bluetooth. If you want a bluetooth controller that's closer to Dualshock / Xbox check out Xiaomi Gamepad and Gamesir G3S

Which Orange Pi should I buy for using as a PleX client? One?

how long do reviews take to post? I posted some pics but they haven't shown up yet

also what if the the pics hypothetically contain subtle boipucci

>>59839618
I have the Pepe eyemask, it's nice.

Don't forget to also get the Pepe ass mousepad.

>>59839114
basically there's an autist here who advertises this garbage for free because it gets responses from people, best to just ignore him

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More like GearWorst, right?
REEEE

>>59841329
What do you need? The cheapest one should suffice.
https://www.timewasters-place.com/orange-pi-boards-comparison-chart/

>>59841407
>We hope you don't get angry
kek

I live in Sweden. It's completely legal to sell drug analogues here. Where can I buy medium (5-20g) amounts of fentanyl analogues? AliExpress doesn't have any, DHgate doesn't have any.

>>59841457
OpenELEC has support for OPi One so I think I'll buy that and try to build OpenPHT-Embedded for it.

>>59840572
Sounds like you're a little upset about getting cucked by RegOP

>>59841612
You forgot your trip, autist OP

>>59841079
>personal health data
Well they're only getting step, sleep and occasional heartbeat data, still you could have summarized it by saying "this one is open source".

>>59841079
I don't see ads anyway.

>>59840572
The only person samefagging here is Iver. He can't help himself from shitposting in every /csg/ thread ever made. Keep it up bro!

>>59841919
I don't care about your retarded discord drama.

>>59841666
You sound quite proper peeved about getting cucked by the superior thread and nobody's posting in yours.

You keep on desperately bumping that dead thread so it won't sink off to page 11, its sad really.

>>59841936
The /csg/ discord is literally the bloodline of this entire general. If you don't care about the discord, you shouldn't be here.

>>59841936
Iver isn't in discord you sad sack

>>59841961
>lifeline
That's not how you spell cancer.

>>59841977
and you're the chemo saving the general yeah yeah heard it all before m8.

>>59842003
nice strawman

How accurate would a chink laser mounted to a chink drone be?

>>59841962
>Iver isn't in discord
haven't you noticed him autistically posting screnshots from discord when hating on it at the same time?

>>59842125
how else can you combat the cancer of /csg/ discord other than storing hundreds of screenshots of anons having normal conversations and then spamming them as if they mean something insidious?

>>59840906
How is the MiBand 2 with iOS.
MiBand 1 ran pretty good with iOS.

>>59841919
Ah yes Iver, the Lithuanian-American-Norwegian-Australian shitposter who's so powerful he can shitpost from multiple countries at once and exists for no reason other than to destroy RegularOP.

>>59841485
legalsource research chem lab is a chink RC seller I trusted when I was into that scene a few years ago.

>>59842574
Thanks mate, just going to sell it so I don't really care if it's safe or not. Aren't there any cheaper sites?

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Damn, those chink really know how to bring discontinued product lines down to a price.

>>59842760
what is this and what does it do?

>>59842687
probably, go to r/rcsources and look around. I've been out of the scene for a while now so I don't know what's new and hot.

>>59842760
Hello Iver, how are you today? Are you finally over your unhealthy obsession with RegularOP?

>>59840906
Where did you buy it from and how much

>>59842785
Thanks again. Seems like fentanyl analogues are illegal in the US, so the market is limited, but it still exists. How much would it cost to pay someone to synthesize a new analogue, test it on animals (ed50, ld50), and then ship it to me?

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The marimo arrived, it's bigger than expected so I had to improvise the container.
Day 1, still floating. Please, sink.

>>59839935
where did you get them?

So which is the best fidget cube copy around?

>>59842960
The one awful reviews did a video on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWFZ0uMCOfI

>>59842905
ali express
>>59842898
why does yours look more like a grass?

>>59843020
The jannies dont like this advertising. good riddance m9

>>59842905
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pepedidnothingwrong/32788806098.html

>>59843033
Is it still advertising if I'm not Awful?

>>59842550
The Australian is the mastermind with an unlimited VPN budget, Iver is his retarded sidekick who can't seem to conceal his identity, IP address or timezone worth a damn.

>>59843026
I don't know, I just hope it not to be fake. Still has to sink.

>>59843094
squeeze it while under water.

>>59843132
Is it supposed to be hard? Like, I have to do a lot of force to even bend it a little.

>>59843020
Looks good

"New Synthetic resin green Moss ball 3size Marimo Aquarium Plant Cladophora Underwater Fish Tank Ornament," uurdurr I can't read. My marimo is fake :(
I'll try again...

>>59838974
clean your keyboard bruh

>>59843149
no. i think you got a fake. what url?
>>59843208
yes sir

>>59838974
Fuck off attention whore. Put your trip back on so I can filter you out.

>>59843233
It says synthetic on the title. Check >>59843195
So yeah, I'm confirmed for idiot.

>>59843062
An unlimited VPN budget paid for with Eiaosi shill bux, no doubt.

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>>59840687
Please post updates

>>59843062
The fuck does he need proxies for if he's posting on /g/? Also, how do I work as a shill? Would love to get paid to shitpost.

>Bought tablet from Gearbest
>They don't have it in store
>Told them I want another one in the same price range
>Just noticed that the tablet is sold in my country for only 10 € more
Do you think that I can cancel my Gearbest order?

>>59843510
Ban evasion and location evasion since he censors his timezone and fingertips in most pictures. He's a paranoid guy with a lot of enemies.

>>59843548
yes if they haven't shipped it yet

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Hopefully I don't get chinked. I'l do a review when I get the items.

>>59843725
>scale and grinder
DUDE WEED LMAO
expect the scale to uncalibrate itself in no time

>>59843559
>he doesn't censor his fingers in pics posted online
Enjoy having your fingerprints stolen retard.

>>59843808
>expect the scale to uncalibrate itself in no time
Yea hopefully it brings a little calibration weight.

>don't visit /csg/ for a while
>come back
>lithu has apparently been replaced by "iver"
What else did I miss?

>>59839446
jesus christ what is that table?

>>59843829
just use a dime or nickel for calibrating

>>59843858
nothing but circlejerking discordfags

>>59843884
Thanks. How do I calibrate? It's going to be my first time using one of these scales.

>>59843858
Iver is a false flag, Iver and Lithu's modus operandi are completely different. Iver is dumb enough to leave his IP up in screenshots on multiple occasions, Lithu is more careful and censors everything. I suspect they're friends sharing a common hatred for RegularOP but not the same person.

>>59843891
>circlejerking discordfags
literally who

>>59843923
t. lithu-iver samefag

>>59843858
>>59843923
Lithu/Iver/Australian shitposter/Zuk/Eiaosi/Doogee shill are all the same schizophrenic autist with unlimited VPN accounts, masquerading as whatever he feels like to get (You)'s from newfags.

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high quality chink underwear technology
shipping took about 3 weeks. no tax.

fair amount of stretch, soft fabric, cute design.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Brand-New-Sexy-Calcinha-Female-Candy-Color-Casual-Women-Cotton-Underwear-Panties-Women-s/32554834726.html

>>59844128
T H I C C

>>59844144
im a grill

>>59844137
ya i know lol

>>59844128
wtf man

>>59844128
p. qt, post more

>>59844159
>im a grill
I wont believe you until you post frontside too

>>59840906

Nice going there, you'll like it. I lost mine some weeks back, ordered a new one and it was there in 2 weeks as well, it seems like it's always fast. Oh btw, get some extra bands for that thing. This one's recommended so far: http://www.dx.com/p/445730

>>59844291
>>59844208
maybe when my hello kitty panties arrive and after i shave my legs

>>59843559
>ban evasion
You only need one proxy for that.
>location evasion
Only visible for mods.

I usually crop my images to the bare minimum, resize to ~300px, then save as jpeg with 30% quality whenever posting online.

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>>59844436
o-okay

>>59844128
Any other comfy clothes from China?

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Now, finally the seller responded to my dispute proposal on (original post >>59771734)

>please send back to me
Really? How the fuck I'm supposed to the this back to you ? Just how would I be able to do that?

>>59844749
Don't accept.

>>59844749
book a holiday in china

Anyone have any experiences with chink pipes?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Portable-Metal-Pipe-Creative-Trumpet-Saxophone-Weed-Cigarette-Holder/32726043337.html

Is it worth buying chinkshit bluetooth speakers or should i just buy western ones?

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perfect gift for my 3 year old nephew

>>59844128
L O N D O N
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>>59844837
Will do

>>59844510
i've been trying to find a nice scrunchy to tie my hair back while i'm in the lab. just undies for now though. i could use some new bras, but i'm worried the chink ones won't fit cause i'm D cup ._.

>>59845002
Yeah that's the issue with Chinese clothing, the sizing. Maybe socks would be ok to buy.

Xiaomi hybrids pro HD or senfer ues/ senfer 4in1

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Just ordered these 2, because of this anon:
>>59844863

Will report back for both, will be smoking mainly hashish from it. The stainless steel one looks great in the photos as well.

>>59845173
Ah, nice, thanks!

>>59845073
Just get the older hybrid much cheaper too

>>59844749
>>59844837
This.
ou risk the item from 'losing it' if the seller mentions that he never received it and you'd end up paying for the shipping fees to bring it back

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>>59838785
The fuck /g?

I could not smash it at all,tried my bot social media accounts too.

>>>>>/cgl/9417663
>Male anons from /csg/ have begun to invade these threads. Do not give them or their dicks any attention
/g/ really should just stick to traps

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Oh well. Hopefully my dildos won't face the same issue.

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>>59845229
Thank you of reminding me to bot banggood.

>>59845237
>/g/ really should just stick to traps
isnt that the reason they're trying to invade /cgl/?

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I guess DHL isn't fucking around. I got some border taxes earlier once which was around 20 yuros but this is fucking retarded.

Still, it's my stargazer telescope order, and it's not as if I have money to spare. But it still feels bad after buying stuff cheap to be jewed out of your cash afterwards by some Germans.

>>59845283
>live in sweden
>customs don't care
>can import 4kgs of uncut heroin from nl and an ak47 or three to my real address without anything happening

>>59845283
What did you buy famalam

>>59845310
ask them to photoshop an invoice

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>>59845298
Damn you slavs

>>59845358

Good point. Should've done that. A lready paid now, I'm impatient.

>>59844900
link?

>>59844436
Show us face at least.

>>59845342
Replacement digitizer for my Chuwi Hi8. Cost only 7€ so I won't have to pay anything, however I really don't want the same to happen to my chink sextoys.

>>59845407
ask seller to photoshop an invoice, gearbest automatically does it

>>59845393
http://www.banggood.com/Mochi-Dingding-Squishy-Squeeze-Cute-Healing-Toy-Kawaii-Collection-Fun-Joke-Gift-Decor-p-1126040.html

might be cheaper on Ali

>>59839423

don't fuck it up.

>>59845403
why would i show you that... it's not technology

>>59845597
Doesn't matter. Most of the things in this thread, and board are not even technology.

>>59845604
But its not chink tech general!

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>>59845618
Please :(

>>59845604
why don't you go look up underwear listings on ali if you want to see somebody's face... baka

>>59845633
I wanna see her's though.

>>59845644
go away creeper i have a gf

>>59845298
>>59845379
Mind sharing how to bot that Easter egg game?

>>59845736
1. Paste following script to javascript console
2. Watch results on network tab

var i=0;
var eggCount=0;
var round=0;
var result='';
getttt();
function getttt()
                {
                        $.get('index.php?com=event&t=startG',function(data){
                                var jdata = $.parseJSON(data);
                                if (jdata.msg=='Starting Game') {gettt()}; 
                        }
                        )

                }
                
function gettt()
                {
                        i++;
                        $.get('index.php?com=event&t=getCusEgg&ep='+i, 
                                function(data)
                                {
                                        var jdata = $.parseJSON(data);
                                        if (jdata.msg=='One egg')
                                        {
                                                eggCount++;
                                        }
                                }
                        );
                        if (eggCount!=5)
                        {
                                setTimeout(gettt, 750);
                        }
                        if (eggCount==5)
                                $.get('index.php?com=lottery&t=fhjLottery2017', 
                                        function(data)
                                        {
                                                var jdata = $.parseJSON(data); result=result+jdata.msg;
                                                round++;
                                                i=0;
                                                eggCount=0;
                                                if (round==1)getttt();
                                                if (round==2)alert(result);     
                                        }
                                        );
                }

>>59845002
>I'm D cup
You know what to do

>>59845807
Did the slavs find a way to farm Gearbest's egg game?

>>59845848
w-what's that o-o

>>59845907
I need evidence

>>59845862
Only for sharing

for(var i=1;i<6;i++){$.ajax({
            url: '/m-promotion-active-314.html',
            type: 'POST',
            dataType: 'json',
            data:{
                fack_type:i,
                site_type: 1
            },
        });}

>>59845358

Sorry out of the loop, what does this achive?

>>59845977
cant be fucked. maybe if you link me some good bras on ali i might want to buy, i will do it later. i'm a 34D cup

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Bit the bullet

>>59846044
You send it to customs to """prove""" your product was only $5 or whatever so you don't need to pay any tax

>>59846144
You'll get chinked, will be 1080p upscaled from 144p.

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Has anyone here got their hands on the GPD XD?

I know it only runs Android 4.4 and the price is high but I just want a portable handheld just to play Doom on. I still have an .apk for a perfect port of Chocolate Doom so this might be exactly what I'm looking for despite the price. I just hope the joysticks are decent enough.

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>>59846204
>but muh "best buy" pic related

To replace my GoPro 3 White bought 4 years ago. Even if I get 1080p60 working the same quality as GoyFag3 it will be worth it.

I paid U$239 at the time, talk about getting chink'd.

Plus it has 720p120.

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What did he mean by this?

>>59846213
If it's anything like the GPD Win then it's knock off Vita sticks, no click. You're better off getting a ps3/4/8bitdo controller or something.

>>59846213
>buy chinkphone
>buy chinkphone case
>attach gamepad to case with hinges
>done
You'll chink yourself badly.
>>59846266
How do you know it will be even 720? They can have a shitty camera and upscale it. Oh well, you can request a refund anyway.
>>59846275
kekd

>>59846275
Inbound poison attack by the seller

>>59846291
>>59846317
Yeah I figured the GPD looked pretty shit. If the sticks were any good I would have bit the bullet and bought it without hesitation.

Now that I think about it I have an old Nexus 7 collecting dust. I'll just use that with a PS3 controller instead. I need my Doom fix.

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my digispark just arrived, paid 1 dollar ish.

it works too, which is great.

>>59846564
Also bought a couple.
Are you going to use them as BadUSBs?

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What should I search for if I want to buy pic related (scroll sensor)?

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>tfw chinkin' on lower budget than usual

>>59846798
wheel encoder

>>59846623
i feel badusb's being a very cheap hack.
i feel myself better then that.

probably going to annoy a few people using the trick anyways tho.
i'm not going to cause any harm tho. fuck that i feel too much guilt

>want to buy a case from taobao because heyy why not
>realizing how fucking heavy these things are
god damn

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should I pull the trigger?

>>59846861
>420 blade
ebin xDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>59847183
Yes, but you have to post a photo of you wearing it

我觉得这个网站有很多人喜买便宜的东西,因为他们大家没有钱。不要担心 哈哈哈哈!请大家来看我的aliexpress,没多久就有一个很大的sale!

dear friends
thank you very much for shopping I very happy for success
I think many peple no money to buy the expensive thing haha me also
tomorow have big sale everyone please come look :)

>>59847265
不要用google翻譯

>>59847367
我是鄉下人哈哈

>>59847200
http://www.simplytoolsteel.com/420HC-stainless-steel-data-sheet.html

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It's been a week and the tracking just doesn't werks, I think they will not ship my 20 Redmi Note 4 Qualcomm, I paid $161 USD for each and now they have them listed at $226 USD each.

What a bunch of crooks.

Recommend me other meme to spend $3,220 USD once I get my refund.

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>>59847659
Chink'd

>>59847659

Why are you buying 20 of them?

>>59847819
Sell to normalfags for a profit.

where to buy industrial brass?

>>59847864
Taobao.

>>59847864
alibaba good for this ?

My sister wants one of those Razer RGB keyboards. Are there any similar chink boards that are better?

Is there a cheap chinkshit TKL mech without gamershit design?

>>59847659
Buy from legit retailers, they usually offer a wholesale option as well. Try IBuyGou or Gearbest

>>59847944
Yes, check gearbest, they have some mechanical RGB lolboards.

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>>59848130
>legit retailers
>Try Gearbest

>>59847659
trackitonline.ru

>>59847944
>>59848129
Check the infographic.
You can remove the LEDs and replace the keycaps to get rid of gamershit design.

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how do you guys order from aliexpress without falling into 3 judaic and 1 syriac data mining schemes anonymously?

>>59848228
AliPay is safe, the seller doesn't see the info there.
Give AliExpress a fake name when signing up
Give your real name and address when ordering, but spell your name wrong
Use "00000" as phone number
Reply to all strange phone calls to "Nothing I have been complicit in nor know anything about" and repeat it until they hang up (note: this does not apply to chink sellers, they usually have good reasons for calling you)

>>59848144
For wholesale sure, Banggood's worth a shot too.

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Benjie t6 arrived.

Pros:
Sounds great
Looks and feels good
Can receive and transmit bluetooth, so I can stream Spotify through my phone/laptop and get the benefit of the player's DAC
Plays flac, dsd, everything.

Cons:
Screen resolution could be better, doesn't really matter at this price though.
Battery life is mediocre. 10 hours or so, 7 using bluetooth. I carry a powerbank most days so it's not really an issue for me, but if you need something with long battery life, this isn't it.

Overall, happy with it.

>>59848496
Also in pros : takes agptek firmware, and rockbox supposedly in the works.

Is Aliexpress Shipping good?

>>59848496
Could you take a photo with something like album art being displayed on the screen? Wanna see how the resolution is + what the UI looks like. How is the UI btw?

>>59848723
What's your standard on good?

>>59848805
Moderately quick, tracking, doesn't fuck up my package.

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MyGeek USB C cable arrived. It's 1m braided and cost a little over $2. It's well made and charges like the original cable, everything works. I'll be buying more of these instead of the Ugreen or Aukey brand which cost more.

>>59848830
>Moderately quick
Well it already failed this one.

>>59848844
By quick I mean like 2 weeks or so.

>>59848853
Maybe if you lived in China.

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>>59848749

I flashed the agptek rocker fw which is prettier than the stock benjie. UI is fine. Folder browsing and artist genre album by tag of you prefer.

One minor annoyance - you can't skip tracks with the screen off, you need to click power button then skip. Only volume keys work with screen off.

>>59848893
Does it at least have tracking all the way?

>>59848904
Yeah.

>>59848917
Good enough.

>>59848835

I get those for free by emailing Amazon Chinks and asking them for free stuff in return for 5 star reviews.

Out of the four of them that I got for free, only one of them works now - and that's only if I wiggle it in until the phone starts charging.

>>59841337
Nice GET
Also what do you mean? Wouldn't he just get deleted/Banned for advertising?

>>59849091
>Wouldn't he just get deleted/Banned for advertising?
No, the mods/janitors are not competent

>>59849091
>>59849115
This, they banned Awful Reviews for posting a completely innocent fidget cube video review with zero referral links yet they keep around a guy who thinks spamming professional photos taken with a Samsung S7 and claiming he just took them with a Doogee is okay despite being the worst kind of shilling (lying to get people to buy into your meme).

>>59848830
>if you're lucky and/or have low standards
>in theory
>as long as the seller isn't completely incompetent

>>59849067
Would this work on AE too?

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thanks chinks very buy again :ok_hand::skin-tone-3:

somehow this color is light purple in chink eyes https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Hello-Kitty-Stripe-Underwear-Women-Lingerie-Calcinhas-Panties/32695367044.html

>>59843033
But anon, there are no mods.

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steel mesh straps came
pretty nice senpai

>>59849215
>a girl has more body hair than me
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>59849215
lemme dig my face into the heart

>>59849215
>:ok_hand::skin-tone-3:
henlo it is me, please sit on my face

after you buy me some chink magnets :feelsbaddab:

>>59849215
Are you a ladyboi?

>>59849268
chuckled irl

>>59849196
This cable is a popular item for the seller, it has over 10k orders and 10k votes. At this point, I doubt he needs to bribe anyone for 5 stars.

>>59849315
i'm a ladylady

>>59849276
pervert

>>59849268
>>59849326
im shaving my legs now geez

>>59849357
shave your stomach too

>>59849357
Fuqqq I need me a grill like you :(
Likes technology and shit posts on 4chan.

>>59849357
That's not the point, I've never shaved my legs/stomach and you have a fair bit more body hair than me. Does a girl have higher test than me?

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>>59849357
you say pervert, I say lemme rub my face ON THEM UNDIES

>>59849215
please stop

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>>59839618

>>59849377
kill yourself

>>59849514
Why?

>>59849268
>girl
Anon, I have some news for you...

>>59849590
>apparent camel toe

>>59849608
He just tug his dick between his tights.

>>59849523
>wanting some hairy thot as a gf because she posts in a chink shopping thread

>>59849377
>>>/hm/

>>59849501
Nice

New thread here
>>59849795
>>59849795
>>59849795

>>59849608
Do you really misunderstand female anatomy that badly?

>>59849730
I was just kidding anon, plus we all know that isn't a girl. Just some fucking fag.

>don't give nudes via discord so the virgins come and call me a fag
lol

>>59843260
anon gets chinked

>>59847183
Only if you have a penis.