/csg/ Chink Shit General

I want to buy some weebshit from china
thoughts?

1st ;)

>>59822623
REKT

>>59810596
Where to cop this?

quick rundown on Ajazz AK33 please

so what's the cheapest backlit mechanical keyboard that's worth buying?

i prefer blue switches, TKL would be nice but not required. don't care about replacing keycaps or anything really fancy

>>59822689
>>59822733
Check the infographic

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>>59822622
If that's your thing I don't see why not.

First for Doogee Shoot 2

>>59822599
>yixing teapot
>一星
>literally one star
give them a one star rating for perfect quality anon.

>>59822622
Bootleg figures are shit most of the time

Hi anons what are your experiences with replacement batteries for phones
obviously those stating 2+ time the original capacity are fakes
but what about those claiming to hold ~10% more energy than originals?
I'd be willing to spend the extra $5 on them if there are actual improvements
but wouldn't want to reward chinky merchants for lying to their customers

>>59822689
Magicforce 68 is made by the same company and is 1000% superior.

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Awful reviews here, got my 8$ fasttech order today>

Coil bender tool
Higher quality autism cube
Razor
Microfibers

Will make a comparison video with the shitty autism cube, this is miles better and exactly as the original but still fake and cheap,

However I got double chinked, both the razor and the coil tool is bent, fasttech has a very good customer support, gonna ask them to send new ones.

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anyone here ordered a lockpicking practice set before? Im not sure which one should I get. It looks all the same to me

I just received the JamesDonkey 612 keyboard. I don't know much about keyboards, but it feels fine. The keycaps feel like they're a bit angled though, but that might just be because I'm used to DSA keycaps.

>Press "dispatch faster" button on Gearbest
>They don't dispatch faster

Can somebody publish a script that omits multi-variation listings from eBay advanced searches? I want to look for cheap chink shit but listings with variations fuck up search results through manipulation. I pledge to donate 5$ in BTC or PayPal to whoever posts a working script for this.

>>59823436
>press cancel order
>"your order has been shipped already"
???

>>59823301
>Higher quality autism cube
how's that one working out for you? it looks pretty big. pls elaborate anon

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Aliexpress knows its customers

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ayy

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My xiaomi pen just arrived.

Build quality feels amazing, but i guess it's because I'm used to cheap bic pens.

Pretty satisfied with it. Writes well.

>>59823733
Let's make 3.5MB images but I can't even focus

>>59823733
As a Swiss person, I can buy pens that use the same exact cartridge and are fully made of metal in any store.

>>59823641
Not chink shit

>>59823546
its a little bigger than the bad one but it feels better on the hand, better size, the other was too small.

xiaomeme ac router is kinda cheap.
will they snoop on me?

>>59823951
I remember a few post about it injecting adds.

>>59823641
>bombs raining everyday
>don't want to leave
>complain when get killed
why

>>59823951
it's not worth risking it considering AC routers aren't even that expensive.

Alright, what's a good chink router with support for custom firmware (ddwrt, openwrt, tomato...) and gigabit ethernet?

>>59823383
most are half garbage, it`s better if you just buy a lockpicking kit and use your house locks for the training(some videos on jewtube will help you understant the basic)

okay so my package has been registered and sorted in the same goddamn place 5 times now in the past 3 working days
just what are they doing

>>59824110
customs

>>59823951
this>>59823964

there are a few reports that it will start to inject ads, even if you have some kind of adblock.

Do the chinks do a decent modmic clone? I don't want to spend 50 bucks on something that's blatantly only worth 2 dollars for parts.

>>59824110
one of mine was shipped by air 3 times on different days and took 20 days from the latest shipped by air to the arrival at my country

Ching chong china man

hey guys, have you heard of this china thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9lLTXz9QQ

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>>59824147

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Got this today:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Controller-Gaming-Joystick-Gamepad-Controller-for-Nintendo-SNES-Game-pad-for-Windows-PC-MAC-Computer/32739391270.html

* It works
* Cable length is about 1,50m
* Controller feels noticeably cheaper than an original, especially because of the cheap plastic
* You can see some marks(?) on the plastic
* Right shoulder button doesn't "click" like the left one
* Still all buttons work fine and the action buttons are quite good imo.

For $3, kinda what you would expect. Not too bad though.

>>59824218
Is there an option that isn't going to sound like total ass? They use tiny microphones with a break-out box for TV and shit, don't the chinks knock those off too?

>>59824302
BM-800 + phantom power you gaymer degenerate.

>>59824313
I don't want to waste half my fucking room space with a gay Youtuber set-up. Has your channel taken off yet, bud?

>>59824272
If you want a near perfect copy, get some iBuffalo SNES Controllers. They feel really good and have a nice clicketyclack to the buttons.

>>59823951
I have one, it's pretty good. Has a lot of RAM and works generally well. It does however contacT Xiaomi servers several times a day, which I blocked by using a Pi Hole. That also stops any potential ad injection, my network is basically free of ads.

Can recommend it for the price.

>>59824302
you won't sound worse than any of your gamer buddies.

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Does anyone recommend any stores on AliExpress that sell actual UV-coated polarised sunglasses? I'm scared of buying a pair and getting bamboozled

>>59824272
Enjoy your keylogger

>>59823765
Yeah i was moving the phone and making lots of consecutive shots, sorry for that

>>59824323
>half my room space
>a mic arm attached to the back of his gaymer desk taking up any additional space

Do you live in an overclocked cardboard box with LED lighting?

>>59824356
how would that work?

>>59824396

It logs your sick Street Fighter combos and telegraphs them to your chinese oponents

>>59822599
It's Halloween?

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>>59824515
It's not regular RegularOP, it's low-effort RegularOP.

>>59824637
>low-test

>>59824356
Wouldn't work. Neither HID gamepads nor USB keyboards have stuff sent to the device, besides the indicator lights on keyboards.

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Are there any good chink tablets like the chink phones.
Im looking for around 100-150 euro for a tablet

>>59824753
techtablets.com

>>59824753
my sister has the xiaomeme memepad, it seems pretty much as good as my samsung tab s2 only my tab has a really nice AMOLED screen.

Anybody has experience with more complicated disputes on ali?
I've paid shipping for 3 separate packages from the same seller to avoid customs, and the chink sent it all together of course triggering the customs.
Can I dispute and claim a refund on import taxes if it's the sellers fault?

why can't I find food on AliExpress anymore?

Opinions on buying a whole, 5m kayak in China?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/2015-new-style-cheap-single-sea_60370021710.html

>>59824777
people died

>>59824787
For that price + delivery and import taxes you can get one locally.
If you are in europe i'd suggest you take a look at decathlon or similar sport outlets. I doubt they have 5m kayaks in that price range but the customs and shipping charges will mess you up. I bet the dhl shipping cost will be over 400 euros

>>59824341
Regarding this, I have a pair of HDCrafter sunglasses. The build quality feels pretty nice and they look great, but I just want to know if anyone has a dire warning to me.

>>59824842
>I bet the dhl shipping cost will be over 400 euros

Yes, shipping could get pricey.
Since I´m in Germany I get to pay additional 20% fairytale tax on product price+ shipping.
I´m going to contact the seller and if shipping turns out to be lower, I might give it a shot.

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>>59824777
It's all been bought already.

>>59824777
imported chocolate / dried mangoes

it's there

>>59824892
It's your call, but what guarantee do you have that it will come in one piece? I mean you can probably fix it with fiberglass and call it a day, but I think you can get the same deal locally, maybe look at used kayaks or the cheaper inflatable ones.
Don't forget that even after tax on price+shipping there are probably customs tax for importing a kayak + paying dhl for handling your customs import.

>>59824976
The seller provides insured door-to-door shipping, tax only once.
It´s a PE kayak and most of the used ones are heavy fiberglass ones.
If I come out somewhere around 450€ it is in the region of the cheapest new 4,2m kayak.
Dire decision.

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>>59823924
>>59823283
Fuck, I'm waiting for a pair to arrive.

What's the best in ears that are that shape for $20?

Alright, got chinked for the first time

a package was delivered to someone on the other side of the fucking country

can I get a quick rundown on standard operating procedure?

contact seller or open dispute first?

>>59825057
Contact seller first.
Some send you another package whilöe they try to get the other back.

>>59825075
cool, thanks

>some old lady in florida received 8 belts in her P.O. box and her children are taking her to an alzheimers clinic

>>59825057
you can't prove anything though kek

any mechanical keyboards with iso layout?

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>>59824899
>Scottish """people"""
All that MASS will be from chink takeaways which are as common as Starbucks over there.

>>59825057
>>59825090
Most likely they've given you someone else's tracking code.

>>59825099
lolita spyder, check amazon

>>59825057
If you got a tracking number go to your post office and request a confirmation with address delivery and what was printed on the package.
Then when you get that you have all the evidence you need

>>59824356
>le gamepad keylogger meme
Notice how nobody ever posts proof to back this up.

>>59825192
because its a joke.

>>59824481
I like this post.

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Gearbest's lucky bag arrived. Chink'd or not? Lets find out!

>>59825338
Open it. Don't wait too long, I'm sleepy.

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>>59825338
It's Innovv C3! List price is $104.16, but of course it's old stock so there must been sales for it.

http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_143148.html
http://www.techmoan.com/blog/2014/11/2/innovv-c3-review-the-wired-lens-mini-camera.html

>>59825381
SUC

>>59825403
That's sign of Samsung quality.

>>59825338
>>59825381
How much did you pay for it as a lucky bag?

>>59825123
It's cheaper to deep fry your own 7D mangoes.

>>59825381
>Touc h it
You fucked up.

>>59825381
>>59825449
Shut it. He did fine, Techmoan even reviewed it.

https://youtu.be/aObCaFWvDzs

>>59825472
can it go in pooper?

>>59824140
literally chinked.
wew

>>59824218
>buying zipties from china
it's not cheap enough at the supermarket?

>>59825538
I don't know how it's in other places but where I live a pack of 100pcs of that length cost around 2 usd

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This figure just arrived from Aliexpress. As far as I know it's not a bootleg, just a cheap prize figure made by taito. The only Sodachi figure out there though. 36€ was probably a bit expensive for it.

Hey /csg/, what'ya think about Xiaomi Bluetooth earphones?

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If you want chink seeds that are 100% confirmed to grow these are the ones i tried myself:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Grass/1934742025.html?s

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Pcs-Spoon-Seeds/32751949541.html?

fucking move your asses you managed to get to the yurop distribution centers in 5 days but can't manage to move forward in 10 days?

Reminder that the fastest package was in 3 days from china to my house

Egg game from gearbest http://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-314.html

>>59825920
Exploit when?

Are there any chink hiking backpacks worth getting?

>>59826010
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Outdoor-Camping-40L-Capacity-Sport-Backpack-Outdoor-Hiking-Backpack-Athletic-Sport-Travel-Backpack/32622573703.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/60L-Large-Outdoor-Backpack-Waterproof-Unisex-Nylon-Travel-Bags-Camping-Hiking-Climbing-Backpacks-Waterproof-Rucksack/32760991182.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Unisex-Cycling-Backpacks-Super-Light-Nylon-Waterproof-Portable-Foldable-Mountaineering-Camping-Hiking-Backpack-Travel-Bag-XA769A/32409086517.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FREEKNIGHT-FK0396-Waterproof-Mountaineering-Backpack-Climbing-Cycling-Camping-Bag/32787653931.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/30L-Outdoor-Camping-3P-Military-Army-Tactical-Backpack-Men-s-Cycling-Hiking-Sports-Backpack-Trekking-Climbing/32793369992.html

>>59825594
now hot glue it

>>59825861
Hemp? Am I just a retard or is that literally marijuana. I don't want to get arrested man.

>>59824899
what ever happened to comfy?
he took down his patreon and all his videos

>>59826186
Same species. And still illegal in the US.

>>59826245
terminal condition after a massive heart attack

>>59825594
>36€ was probably a bit expensive for it.
>bit
thats wayyy too much to spend for that

>>59826083
thanks m8

>>59826247
yep.
they cant name it weed for legal reasons. but just ask around

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Rock Zircon - $10.81
Rock Mule - $6.47


how do they compare? which one is better, more durable?

>>59826405
mule is ass
zircon is goat

>>59826441
>>>
> Anonymous 04/10/17(Mon)17:22:37 No.59826441 ▶
>>>59826405 (You)
>mule is ass
>zircon is goat

you can put your dick in both, whats the difference?

>>59826456
How do you put your dick into a zircon?

>>59826456
goats are better
see: muslims

>>59826466
some people fuck goats
some fuck asses.

but this is off topic.

>>59823733
You lucky fuck, my pen and refill never arrived
Ordered jinhaos as well, never arrived as well fml

Only problem you gonna have is the extra cartridge especially if your area doesn't have any of em special pen stores around, unlike lucky Swiss anon
>>59823855
What cartridge type is it if I may ask, if I happen to buy another one

>>59826245
Injunction banning him from accessing imageboards until his trial.

>>59826245
eaten alive by cockatiels

>>59826245
You sure about that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNOb4TW-7J0

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Thanks to my Asian aromatic mint plant my room smells fresh and pleasing rather than smelling like semen!

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>tfw there's now chink shit youtube channels anymore
youtubers were c-c-cancer anyway

>>59826656
What's wrong with semen smell?

>>59825619
Not worth the price is the overall consensus here plus you can't change the default Chinese language built in it

Just get a ttlife bt earphones

>>59826687
Awful Reviews is still uploading videos

>>59826711
It's the give away that you did it obviously

>>59826778
Just get a cumrag and hide it under the bed

Can anyone guide me on which Superlux headphones to get? I can't remember which specific version to get but I'm happy to buy either

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>>59826656
i don't want to ruin the fun but that's a chestnut, anon.

>>59826656
I DON'T THINK THATS MINT

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>>59826656
What does csg think of my trip?
can't wait to get moss seeds haha

>>59826925
Fuck off you attention whore child and take your poverty VHS player and Samsung S3 mini you won't shut up about with you.

>>59826925
dudeweedlmao

>>59823283
Hey friendo, are you sure that's a real ZST? ZST cables dont have the black part before the removable socket.

Also zircons are niggerbass, ZST is extremely loud off note 3 and it's not niggerbass but it's good because of resolution.

KZ ZST or KZ ATE ?
I know they are pretty bassy but which one is more generally flat in audio?

>>59826840
Kek although
You may not see it but you can smell it
Clean the smell asap

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>>59826925
Shut up you are not even me you fake chink seed poser.
That is very rude of you!

>>59826964
Check your privlige not everybodys mom can afford to buy one
I grow plants for fun as a way to get back and her and my neghbors for being assholes to me so watch your fucking mouth

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>>59827130
I want neckbeard pedos to leave

>ordered redmi over 2 weeks ago on gearbest
>processing

I'm about to give up

>>59827109
The ZST fucks. They have a nasty spike in the treble but are otherwise pretty great. I use them over my AKG k550s Regularly.

They dont do well with shit tracks cause of that spike though.

>>59826245
Arrested for paedophilia.

>>59826715
The $5 ones? Looks bad imo.
Now using meizu ep51 (not good, not bad, just average).

90% of chink shit reviews here are like:
>pros:
>it works
>cons:
>shitty build quality
>...
>...
>...
>and the list continues....

>>59827188
Do you think they can bring problems with like black metal?

>>59827130
You're a massive pussy faggot, reporting posts because your faggotry is so easy to imitate and mock. You don't even know how to get around 4chan bans even though you're a phoneposting cum stain on this general. Go beg your mommy for more used phones, bitch.

r8 for self defense
>weighted knuckle gloves
>spike ring
>baton flashlight
>mini baseball bat flashlight
>small locking knife
>large fixed knife
>straight razor
>tomahawk
>pepper spray bottle for food
>tactical pen

Can you recommend me some good powerbank?

>>59827442
xiaomi

So anyone found some kudzu seeds on aliexpress?

>>59827427
lol nerd/10

>>59827427
Why not just learn how to throw a punch instead, nerd.

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>>59827427
A gun.

Did anyone here try to install linux on their chink tablet? How well did it go?
I'd like to get me some kind of surface-like setup for watching videos and doing some light work and games while on the move for cheap, and I'm not sure which one to go for.

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>>59827427
Throw all that shit away and get a subcompact pistol and a CWL.

>>59827374
Who are you?

>>59827533
and a kick while you are at it.
You can knock out a person faster than you can grab or ready your weapon of choice with a kick/punch

>>59827638
Subcompact... Heh.

Colt Detective. Yay or nay?

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>>59826901

>>59827348
Depends. If it's a shit recodring then yes. If it's not a shit recording then no.

Daily reminder that all this shilling on /csg/ is consumerism at its worst.

>>59827638
>CWL
Call of Duty World League?

Anyone know how long battery time I should expect from a Chink Thinkpad battery, 6-/9-cell.
I have a T420.

>>59827748
I mean something like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-vX-JJJ9qw

>>59827774
>6cell
wincuck: 2hours
loonix: 1:20hours
>9cell
wincuck: 3hours
loonix: 2hours

>>59827759
Concealed Weapons License, for non-cucked states that allow you to not only carry guns, but huge knives and blunt weapons as long as they're concealed.

>>59827774
6-cell: dunno
9-cell: mine does 7h playing cartoons with mpv on macos

Unban Zambz

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>>59827759
Concealed weapons license, faggot

are we allowed to post japanese masturbators on here?

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Buy Doogee Shoot 1

>>59825861
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Pcs-Spoon-Seeds/32751949541.html?

color 8 or color 16?

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So I got 5-35% off on goodbang, but can't use it ot like note 4x, since it's already 'reduced'. Ideas what I can get ? I am looking for a phone for my wife's father and wanted to use the voucher, but fuck it

>>59828012
No, you'll get me fired.

>>59827873
A Chink one? How much did it cost.

>>59828099
just buy from cheapest listing on ali and use a cashback site

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>>59828112
okay

>>59826721
I'm uploading a new video tonight.

Just doing some normie shit with the family today.

>>59828012
Onahole Generals appear on /jp/.
Take that stupid shit over there.

>>59826456
Nice greentext

>>59827187
Open a ticket with their support and complain about it there, either you ask for a full refund (and buy it elsewhere) or tell them you're considering asking for a refund because you're fed up with waiting. If you do the latter the Gearbest chinks scramble to ship your shit out. Also which Redmi did you buy?

>>59828647
This is pretty accurate. I do get faster deliveries if I spook Gearbest. It could be coincidence, though.

>>59828583
>being more worried about what random strangers think about you in the brief moment they see you then never cross paths with you again than ensuring your own survival

never
gonna
make
it
insecure
faggot

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>>59828669
Due to Poe's law, you can never confirm bait. And since there are no ID tags, even the troll cannot prove they posted the bait.

Sometimes, taking the bait is pleasurable, too, you know.

Anyone know if the H9R and H9 action cams on Gearbest are legit?
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_324498.html
The chinks at the Q&A section keep saying its not an Eken, but the name and the specs seem to match action cams on aliexpress with the same name sold as Ekens

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Does anyone know anything about Subor's phones? I don't think they have released any new models recently, but I think they're cool because Subor is mostly known for making Famiclones.

What's the best affordable laser temperature meter?

>>59828859
Exactly same as the ones sold on Ali but more expensive. They're weird with the way they name their stuff and vague when you ask questions but it's usually from the same manufacturer.

>>59828859
>not buying the new rebranded Elephone action cams

http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_619266.html?wid=21

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Huge chink tea haul soon(tm)

>>59829057
>>59828859
>$50
>4K

Do I need to say something more?

>>59829015
That's a great question. IR pointer thermometers I've seen on Gearbest go for around 10 to 30 dollars for cheap ones.

http://www.gearbest.com/temperature-instruments/pp_219071.html

Here's one for around 30 dollars. Has 1000 loves. The 10 dollar version has 500 loves. Can't personally testify for it, but, there's video of it working.

>>59829116
>MUH 4K
here's the original Elephone model with 4k compatibility and tasty orange colour for cheap as chips, nerd

http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_615727.html?wid=11

>>59829116
I meant "are they legit Eken brand action cams", not "are they a letdown"

>>59829167
there's an official Eken store on Aliexpress, I'd buy from there if you want the brand

>>59825594
that is 15 euros.

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>>59829174
>"official" store on aliexpress

>>59829014
Buying a phone based solely on that is terribly autistic

Guys I'm looking for HEPA filters at least 30cm X 30cm.

Can't find on Aliexpress, any ideas ?

>Chinese Cat And Dog Fur Items Sold in UK as "Faux Fur"
http://news.sky.com/story/real-animal-fur-sold-as-fake-on-british-high-street-10832370

>>59828071
Just go for mix.
there will always be some seeds germinating if you do it right

Why are you asking this on /g/?

Yay looks like some of my orders are coming in this week. Expected:
- Nano Looper http://www.gearbest.com/guitar-parts/pp_391535.html
- Noise Gate http://www.gearbest.com/guitar-parts/pp_373891.html

As one anon said, the noise gate isn't going to do much with these noisy pedals. Luckily it's for a live ambient setup that is going through a dozen more effects, so the noise isn't going to be much of an issue.

>>59816345
Roll tight smoker

>>59830126
Are there any bigmuff clones from China?I'm thinking of making mybown, but I won't if it is cheaper to buy a clone.

Why isn't there more discussion regarding low price ($30-$70) smartphones?

>>59830482
because they are dogshit,

>>59830497
Redpill me on Oukitel C3 and Blackview A5. Both $50, seem okay for the price. Why not?

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Just ordered a
54 in 1 screwdriver set(same as the ifixit set hawked by youtubers. I'm in Canada so its expensive to buy it through that) - $12
a no-name open sesame tool - $0.99
2 pairs of anti-static tweezers - $1.98
Qshave Merkur futur knock off razor - $9

Anyone have that razor? I use a gillete adjustable slim razor right now... Is that gonna be an upgrade? or did i just waste some $$$.

>>59830482
You can get good phones locally for that price

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I received a Kingdian S500 SSD today, here's the CrystalMark bench results.

So far, so good!

>>59830549
You will install like 4 apps on these phones and it will start to lag heavily, the camera and build quality is probably absolute dogshit.

dont buy this.

>>59830581
>Qshave Merkur futur knock off razor
Post a review when it arrives. Wanna know.

Do sellers ever approve cancellations on aliexpress? How long do they have to do so?

>>59830628
They seemed okay according to specs.
>>59830615
Not in sharia Sweden, a $100 phone here is approximately equal to a $35 phone in China.

Here is the absolute, literal, bottom of the barrel:
>RAM 512M (kanske 256M)
>ROM 4G (kanske 512M)
>Camera 2MP
>Display Resolution 480x320
>Battery 1200 mAh
>OS Android 4.4.2
>CPU MTK6571 Dual Core 1.0GHz
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/trash/32797810224.html

>>59830732
If they won't do it, escalate. If AE doesn't agree, call your bank.

fucking chink trickery
>Front camera: 0.3MP(interpolated to 2.0MP)

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1 7 0 0 0 0 A N T U T U S C O R E P O I N T S

>>59830677
I'm in Canada... I probably wont actually have it in hand till mid-june at the earliest(Its fucking RIDICULOUS how slow Canada post is at moving mail from China. I have had a BT controller sitting in Vancouver since january 7th.)

Don't know if anyone cares but Benjie S5 has a new firmware. http://www.head-fi.org/t/805115/benjie-s5-offical-thread/1305 Will flash soon and post differences.

>>59830581
link for the screwdriver set?

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>>59830581
It's surprisingly heavy, the casting is a bit uneven in places and the blades tend to stick out more on one side than the other.

Quite difficult to achieve a precise shave with it.

Are there chink DSLRs?

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i've bought a new pair of multidriver iems (the 7 driver one). after domestic shipping, commission, the slightly higher item cost and the retarded deposit fee the agent added on they went from $91.22 to $108.83

just have to pay international shipping now, which shouldn't be more than a few dollars

link: https://world.taobao.com/item/546106519313.htm

>>59831079
No
Buy a used Sony Nex 5 series and buy some cheap lenses on ebay

>>59831079
this
>>59831130
And get a chink adapter + russian M39 lenses

The Yi whatever mirrorless is garbage compared to a used GH3 or alike.

The CCTV lens people keep buying is fucking atrocious and if you even consider buying that you need to read about lenses and / or exit bag yourself

>>59831075
I must have not looked at the original close enough, seems the top is supposed to be like that to help open it.
So ignore the little red arrow.

>>59829145
Just bought it. Does it come with internal storage or is it mSD reliant?

Test

>>59831099
What exactly is 7 drivers going to do? HD farts?

>>59823160
I have one make sure you get the outemu blue version they are by far the best switches you cant get at the price

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Todays arrivals

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>>59831610
you can tune each driver to output a certain frequency range, rather than having one driver do everything

>>59828099
Damn, I just want a nice chink switchblade stiletto. Why is that so much to ask for?

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What are the chinks trying to say here exactly?

>>59831220
>CCTV lens people keep buying
What is this? I need to know.

Please kill me.

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Arrivals today

>>59832019
https://youtu.be/OiVu4UuM3WM

>>59832000
Item has been received without customs trouble.

>>59817848
Me again. I switched the default WiFi antenna with my best one and it's working again.
>too lazy to connect ethernet

[quote]$ sudo airmon-ng
PHY Interface Driver Chipset
phy1 wlan0 xradio_wlan unable to detect for sdio 0x0020:0x2281[/quote]
Buy an external wifi as the 722N, the default one is shitty. I love the 722N, buy one. Everyone should buy one, too.
Will try more commands if you need.

>>59831283
Yeah, but other people(on amazon) are saying its poorly made and that one side is uneven... Which sucks. If i had known that before, id have skipped it.

>>59831002
This guy:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Precise-Manual-Tool-Set-Magnetic-Screwdriver-Multifunction-Fashion-Design-High-Quaility-58-in-1-Interchange/32607922048.html

Seems ifixit isnt selling it anymore. The replacement for it on their site looks classier:
https://www.ifixit.com/Store/Tools/64-Bit-Driver-Kit/IF145-299-1
Not worth 2x more though(plus again, i'm in Canada, so its not like id want to pay the insane shipping fees)

>>59823924
Change the tips and insert them properly

I want to buy in ear monitors.
So far I have found 4 models im interested/semi interested in.
Do any of yee have any experience with the above?
Senfer UEs Senfer 4in1 Xiaomi Hybrid Pro / Xiaomi Hybrid pro hd

which ones shall i go for ?

>>59832470
hybrid pro. The hybrid pro HD is fatiguing after a few hours of use and costs more.

Xioami is always a safe choice.

>>59832498
I've just heard a lot of good about the senfer brand and i like the concept of detachable cable (they even are in the buyers guide), but i cant seem to find any info on how they compare to xiaomis :(

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What is the best text editor?

>>59832634
ed

I'm looking for chinkphone around 100-200usd and I think I'd either want the Oukitel K10000 or Oukitel U15 Pro or Cubot Max. My priority is battery life, but I wonder if that K10000 is just way too bulky? I've read the wiki and basically it seemed the only real typical issues with Oukitel phones are that the phones are big and heavy (even the U15 Pro is heavier than most 5,5" devices). As for Cubot, I'd like that 6" screen but I've read that Cubot built-quality is not great.
So I'm probably going to get either one of the Oukitel's (looking from gearbest Eu warehouse.) Would the 3000mAh in U15 Pro be enough for at least few days? Or should I wait for the Oukitel K6000 Plus? That 4GB RAM and 64GB emmc seems interesting, but the price is also over 200usd.

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Any good chink Birkenstocks?

>>59831966
Interesting, would so you could get all the sparkly treble and cannon bass with them, or is it strictly flat? How's this compare to those 'gaming' headsets with 7.1 or whatever crazy surround?

>>59822623
go back to youtube

What's the cheapest chink shit site you've ever seen? I'm thinking overstock and directly from the factory type shit

>>59832837
Gaming headsets are complete fucking trash, 7.1 is a meme and often virtual.
>>59832933
AliExpress or Taobao. What do you want?

>>59832933
aliexpress. Sometimes you'll see cheaper shit on banggood, gearbest, DX, etc... But since aliexpress is its own marketplace, they are all in a battle to have the highest sales(and thus lowest margins).

Wish they took paypal though.... I'm iffy using my credit card with them.

>>59832983
That's what I mean, do 7 the drivers work the same as that? I can't read chinese, how exactly do they fit 7 in there? Aren't they going to be huge on your ears?

>>59824753
i orderd a cube iwork10 ultimate 2 days ago for ~135€

>>59833005
AliExpress is a large company, the seller doesn't see your card info.
>>59824753
Chuwi has some good ones. For $30 there's the Q8 tablets ($0 if you know what you're doing) but they're fucking disgusting.

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>>59832837
i think the multi driver ones are generally tuned to be flatter, but you get an amazing amount of detail

there are a few hybrid models which will have better bass, there are even some with multiple dynamic drivers along with the balanced armatures

2BA+2DD
https://world.taobao.com/item/538746160396.htm

4BA+2DD
https://world.taobao.com/item/540512707568.htm

This seller has a range of hybrids
https://shop144392449.world.taobao.com/

>>59833014
gamer headsets are trying to act as a surround sound system, where as multi driver iems are using multiple drivers to act as a normal stereo set up

can't compare them to 7.1 gamer headsets, i've always assumed they're trash like everything else marketed towards gamers so i've never picked up a pair

>how exactly do they fit 7 in there? Aren't they going to be huge on your ears?
the drivers are small, and some of them are dual drivers in a single component. they're larger than normal iems but i've found my pairs to be really comfortable

>>59833040
>Q8
Doesn't seem so bad, same price as the shittiest digital picture frames and you can install a real Linux on it.

>>59833246
True, but it has complete fucking trash build quality, the screen is TN, and it's a bit soft around the edges. Make sure to get the one with allwinner a33 (q8 2.0) and buy from ebay to claim refund. Look for one with fake screen resolution so you have a good reason.

>>59823383
The picks are OK, but the practice locks are generally garbage. You can just buy a cheap lock on clearance at the hardware store, and practice on that.

>>59832534
post ban screen

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who wants to do one year of only buying from aliexpress. call it operation bricks and mortar, no survivors.

>>59832759
You should lurk more. The /csg/ budget phone is the Doogee Shoot 1. It's battery life is on par with known flagships like the Zuk Z2 Pro.

>>59833961
Will you be paying for my cancer treatment?

So is the xiaomeme band ever going to have sleep as android support? Should I just buy an American watch instead?

>>59833961
Including food?

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>>59834153
i have $10 for 900 spend voucher that you can use to buy chemo meds if you can find them.

>>59834255
no. food, water and petrol are excluded. I think you can import soap and toilet paper so that's doable or ignore those if you are a complete degenerate.

>>59827427
>Illegal
>Illegal
>Illegal
>Illegal
>Legal
>Legal
>Legal
>Illegal
>Illegal
>Gay

>>59832634
mint seed

>>59834049
Shut the fucuk up Doogee shill.
Dodgy Doogee shit fake whatever spec they can get away with.

>>59827427
>>59834353
>live in sweden
>all of these are illegal to carry in a public place

>>59834049
zhe ge dogee shill ying gai qu si

Why is chinkshit.xyz always down?

>>59834423
>fake spec
>request refund
>free phone

>>59834426
There's no point since everyone is carrying a bomb anyways.

>>59834436
你是个蒙古人。

>>59834516
大家也知道。:^)

>>59834516
>>59834561
Same senpai

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Is shilling for doogee the new hot meme?

>>59834322

>repealing obamacare will kill him and not being a disgustingly fat tub of lard

Fat people are delusional.

>>59834626

Shilling in general is a meme.

New thread?

>>59834925
Too early fuck off

>>59832534
>>59833758
Yeah, what's that say it was for? Advertising?

>>59830126
phaggit

>>59834423
>Dodgy Doogee shit fake whatever spec they can get away with
Big words. Do you have any proofs to back up such allegations?

Where do I buy "research chemicals - not for human consumption"? Preferably fentanyl analogues. Do I just find a Chinese chemicals company on alibaba?

>>59835011
Do you know how to fucking google?
2 sec search and the first result:
http://forum.banggood.com/forum-topic-85188.html
Shipping a 1800mah battery warped with 2200mah sticker.

>>59835092
Yes
Head over to the Darknet if you can't find the supplier (Be careful of FBInigger/Interpol Honeypot shit)

To that fuck who dont know how to Google, here's another "proof"
http://www.gizchina.com/2015/05/05/doogee-f2-ibiza-investigated-over-inconsistent-processor-specifications/

>>59835151
I don't intend to break any laws. How do I find these companies? Isn't there anyone selling smaller quantities? Because it seems like a lot of trouble to find a suitable analogue and then do the required animal testing (ld50, ed50) and there is a market for "research chemicals - not for human consumption" so it should be sold on some of the retail chink sites.

>>59835204
Check Alibaba/DHgate

>>59835220
DHgate doesn't have. But I found a lot of results when I googled china research chemicals, so I can probably find some there.

>>59835204
>wants fetanyl
>doesn't want to break any laws

>>59827330
There's a 30 dollar one.
Its more improved I think

recommended screen protector and case for redmi note 4?

>>59835600
Just carry it around in the box it comes in

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>>59822599
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/N64-Game-Legend-of-Zelda-QUEST-Nintendo-Video-Game-Cartridge-Console-Card-English-Language-US-Version/32788498404.html

Master quest repros

>>59835139
>Doogee made a mistake
>Xiaomifag acts like they did it knowingly

This is why people hate xiaomi.

Doogee did nothing wrong. The guy who posted is probably some shill being paid to sow hate against Doogee.

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For 90 burger cents this "One Ring" is pretty nifty.

pardon the dumb webm, wanted to try something artsy with fog, didn't really work all that well.

>>59832759
Get a Redmi note 4 global (Snapdragon), it has better battery life than all of the phones you've listed but the k10000, while not having a shite SoC or terrible camera
It also gets weekly updates and has alright, growing custom rom support and parts are cheap if you somehow break shit.
It should also support all of your meme 3g and 4g bands.

I personally have a Mi Max and love the gigantic screen 6.44 and huge battery, but I understand most find it too big.
Oukitel is good and all but 3000mah on a shitty mtk SoC is going to offer shit tier battery and the K10000 is bulky.
If you don't mind mediocre performance, the K6000 Pro is decent but the 4000 or so mah battery in the note 4 sd 625 still gets comparable battery life thanks to the much more efficient (and faster) SoC.

>>59836119
Nice, I bought one of those like 6 years ago

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>>59823383
I've picked locks before, but I lost my pick set last time I moved.
I'm actually at work and someone lost the key to one of our shops, so I was gonna get on here to see if anon could recommended me an lockpick set for the next time this happens.

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now they will know who to blame next time something goes missing. this is the fate for nosey knowitall nerd faggot that thinks they can do everything. just let normies bee.

>>59836420
I have half a dozen sets. Literally none of the Chinese ones are worth it beyond finding out if you have an interest in the hobby. You already know you like it, so step up to the sparrows, Southern Ord, Peterson, etc... Sets.

>>59836537
I haven't picked locks in years so I might have to do a little practice, but I'm almost swimming in locks at my job so that won't be much of an issue.
I think my last set was chinky and idk what brand. IIRC aside from that one set most of the stuff I had was made out of hacksaw blades from templates I found online.

current earbud memes?

>>59836645
Mrz Tomahawks

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Buy Hitachi they said.
It has the lowest failure rate!!!!

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>>59836724
You bought into the 'Nihon superior' meme

>>59836645
Dzat DF-10

>>59836872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLONv448Rw8

>>59834456
Which one lies about the specs?

>>59836527
p-please stop posting this

>>59830480

Tbh combining DX and Gearbest you'll find at least one big muff ripoff, there's so much different pedals around.

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Question: is there any difference in build quality among the autism spinners? Because I have a $20 gift card and I don't know if I should just spend $2 on the cheapest one or $25 for this one on amazon. I can't tell if it's legit or not.

Here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06Y511YYR/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_4?ie=UTF8&smid=A5R029KBTQB4W&th=1

>>59835092
You're the cunt making my packages take 3 months to arrive while they sit in customs

>>59837902
If you buy autism toys from overpriced places you really do have autism

>>59837902
Spend about 5-10$ for metal ones. It's the same shit really

>>59837902
It's just some bearings in a frame.
Who cares about build quality?

>>59837296
It's just a zukshill

New thread?

I need to post Doogee Shoot 1 photos

Bought on friday (Gearbest), order is still not dispatched
Should I contact them?

>>59824218
I can tell you 100% right now that the mics in that picture are absolute garbage. Terrible crackling, poor sound quality, you have to unplug and replug every 2 minutes or it'll keep making a horrible buzzing noise.

DO NOT BUY.

>>59824341
UV Protection is a dime a dozen, even coloured plastic has a pretty decent level of UV protection. I've been using AOFLY polarised glasses for ages now and haven't gone blind yet.

You'd be hard pressed to find a pair of sunglasses that aren't UV protected on AliExpress to be completely honest.

>>59838238
Sounds like your average gaymen headset then.

>>59838291
Jokes aside those gooseneck mics that are under $5 are literally unusable. I'm currently running a $4 lapel mic clipped to me amplifier cable and it works fine, even if it does pick up a little too much background noise and keyboard clicks.

>>59838238
thouse mics are random in quality, buy 2-3 and one will be descent, not great but better than trash headsets.

>>59838305
I bought 2 and they were both absolute trash.

>>59838296
>>59838305
>>59838308
The lesson here is you really should have bought a BM-800 + phantom power. At least you know now.

>>59838327
Only problem is that I need 2 mics and don't really want to spend more than $50 on a mic setup that I have to have close to my face in order to get it to work.

New chink seed general when?

>>59838367
when regular op gets here i guess

>>59826148
Do this. Pls.