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>go talk to a qt grill edition
>still haven't won the lottery edition
Hey if I'm cruising on 300 Test E, should I just consolidate it into one dose a week instead of doing it twice a week?
>tfw haven't posted in forever and barely recognize anyone
A few months ago I ran a test cycle for 2 months. Gyno symptoms popped up so I started nolva 40mg and letro. Killed the gyno, finished the cycle and tapered off the letro. Stayed on nolva until pct and ran it through PCT too. My nipples are puffy now but no stinging or itching or anything like that. Is it probably rebound estro? My BF% is a bit high, but nips weren't like this until gyno symptoms popped up originally.
But it's so easy because of light sensitivity anon!
At least I'm not an idiot who does MT2 while suffering acne lel
I'd be covered in semipermanent spots where pimples were
I really hope next month I can afford to run peptides and help heal the skin faster
If I can get nice smooth skin again, I can run mt2, get brown, increase my dosages a bit, bulk harder get bigger.
Then come winter I can cut with dnp and look gloriously shredded and brown
iirc the more you spread it out throughout the week the less hormone spikes you will have so the better you should feel all the time
So pinning once a week on test e would cause more spiking and is probably a bad idea
>that being said it is your body so up to you. Try it and see if you like it
Why the aversion to pinning? Literally takes a few minutes at most.
It's expensive and quite mild. None the less I love it. It always gets me looking more shredded then ever before and the jaw pumps are fun.
Hope your running a test base.
Don't run var for fatloss, it's effects on the physique are very subtle and only noticeable if your already very lean.
Run 200 test/week and do a PSMF diet with refeeds every 7-10 days until 8%BF.
From there you can add in other compounds, ie var.
Why do I not get hard during the day anymore?
Srs. Haven't gotten a random boner in months. Don't even look at girls asses in public anymore. What can I do to change this low sex drive
My test levels are fine but
Is it time to pin
>Why the aversion to pinning? Literally takes a few minutes at most.
>iirc the more you spread it out throughout the week the less hormone spikes you will have so the better you should feel all the time
Okay cool I don't even know why I was doubting myself, was talking with a few other guys at my gym and they all were surprised I pinned twice a week at 300 while cruising. Glad to know I was right with my thinking
I'd try to extend it to at least 14 weeks if possible.
Have you started any new medications?
Have you put on weight?
Get a full bloodwork done. I'm guessing your estro is out of whack.
AI effects of mast are mild, especially at 200mg/week.
Make sure you still have an AI on hand.
No new medications, no change in sleep pattern, put on about 3 - 4 pounds this month lifting.
Just got a call saying my blood work is in and I'll get the paper by Friday. Doc said all my levels were fine on the phone but I think it just checked test not estro.
Any advice on what to look for? Next step?
Well fraud, you've given me advice on school, work, and qts before and most of the time you've been right.
>dated girl for three months
>she was leaving (travel) and I broke it up cause I don't believe in ldrs
>still talk often, and very fond of each other
>she is now in Singapore
>she knows I'm taking a month off of work
>told me I should Join her, even offered to pay my airfare and stay
Of course, I'd pay for my own trip, I'm no leech. Thing is I don't know if I should.
I could use the money and invest it, no debt to pay. Hell, I could buy stuff for that there race car. I just don't want to be clouded by how much I want to see her again (instead of waiting two more months for her to be back) or how much fun would it be to travel with her.
Then again, Singapore sound fun, and I love traveling. Plus, I can always make more money, but fucking living man... That's worth more.
What do fraud? Should I just buy 3k worth of test?
Anyone here with mental problems?
I suffer from anxiety and panic attacks, my doctor told me to start a new sport I'm gonna try skating, I heard it has lots of qt's so wish me good luck senpaitachi.
Go for 2 weeks and not a month?
Show her you want to see her and spend time with her
Enjoy your travelling and adventure
But also have time to yourself that you need and save money because money is important
I've been there, you may or may not like it, cheap food, especially the hawker stalls gathered into a food court, nice satay.
Very humid and warms, whole country is small and almost entirely city, train network is great.
Lots and lots of big shopping malls, divided by floor into categories, like a particular floor may all be computer and electronic shit.. so you go to one place to compare and look for shit for example.
But you can always go with her to Malaysia or something for more country and nature shit, depending what you like, its just a hop over over the border.
Travelling and adventuring is awesome. My next trip is to Indonesia, volcanoes and tropical blue water beaches and shit.
It's not Singapore its Thailand. Sorry.
My dad said the same thing. The limiting factor is I'm always feeling really guilty when spending money on myself. That and the fact that I don't want to bail on my family since we run te business together. I know you can't regret traveling.
Awesome holiday, but it isn't for too long
You don't regret not going and also don't regret being there too long
I have not seen this gif before... Is this... Is this ANOTHER new reaction?!
you should be taking about 1min/ml anyway to minimize the hydraulic cutting action causing trauma in the muscle tissue
special limited collector's edition brick doesn't give a shit 420 fuck the mods reaction gif
It's my first run with it.
I was planning on running 80mg ed for four weeks but started at 60mg ed for 6 weeks instead.
It's been fantastic as well so I would say start out around 50-60mg as if it's legit it will do the trick. The people who tell you 100mg or bust have so weak as var.
I prefer to dose it twice daily as well. I take 30mg upon waking and another 30mg before my evening workout.
Assuming you're running test as a base as all cycles should have but if you're not I would recommend it.
Your dick will probably stop functioning if you don't.
there's normally 250mg/ml and it won't get any stronger than that. If you find some shit that says it has 300mg/ml its fake as fuck and the people who made it don't know shit about shit
so to answer your question:
>be at work
>brick post 2 new reaction gif
>best day of fraud in many month
It anon, Brick post new reaction
>rush to computer
>see dicks on fan
>pass out from excitement
Brick post so many gif
you really have no fucking idea what you're talking about, you should probably quit while you're ahead and stop embarrassing yourself
She already went to Malaysia. I might head to Vietnam afterwards. Indonesia is on my bucket list.
What about the girl stuff? Isn't it a bit retarded following her? I'm almost positive that I'm doing it because I want to, but there's this nagging like... If she wasn't there id spend the next to months cutting, working out and working.
You can't work out while on holiday?
It's okay to like a girl
But don't go there just to see her
Go there because you want to travel
Mate if I could afford to travel I'd take every chance I got
Sometimes it just comes to me
Like the universe is telling me what to write
It's a great excuse to have a holiday and travel? From what you have shared the only downside is not being home to help the family with the business. Could they handle it for 2 weeks while you go off and have fun?
I don't think I'm doing it for her, but she is a great motivation. If she wasn't there is put it off. Hell, if she hadn't invited me I wouldn't even be considering it.
That and the money thing. Yeah of course they can.
Haven't had the 500 but have no reason to think its underdosed.
From what I've heard it does have a bite to it.
I'm used to using test prop and tren ace ed so I'm pretty much immune to pip unless I have a bad pin.
Got some 200mg/ml prop coming in that I hear has a hell of a bite. We shall see.
>Got some 200mg/ml prop coming in
It's funny, I would never spend this much on clothes for myself unless it was shoes
But I will gladly buy these jeans in a heartbeat lel
It's great stuff
Seriously buy at least 3 vials of it and spend the first 2-3 weeks only injecting the absolute minimum
I can't remember the dilution off the top of my head, but I was doing 1standard unit for weeks because it made me feel so sick
Built up slowly to injecting something like .5mg daily
Fucking great tan, only problem is it made my arms super brown because I wear shirts at work
Plus my stretch marks are really dark now
> on phenibut, finasteride, aromasin, anavar, clomid
> popped a bunch of Iron pills, cialis+dapoxetine, vardenafil, and try out new anti-migraine, sumatriptan
> snort some copulin and female pheremone snake oil
> feel bleh, shouldn't have done this post-workout
> dizzy, dropping phone and shit, go lay down
> suddenly have tourette's, talking to myself, can't talk without extra "shit piss dick fuck nigger fuck..."
> wank, dick hurts, porn is boring, have first leg-shaking orgasm but wasn't that great
> feel really good after though, pass out
> wake up hour later, migraine is gone, feeling cuddly as fuck, still dizzy, high as a kite
> go eat
> looking at a dick just now and kinda wanna suck it
Triptans lol. I've been feeling girly lately, started doing face clay and Harmon's Beauty store feels lile a candy store. Moiusturizer and exfoliation every day. Wearing pink, cute flair, hit on by 3 women and 2 guys today.
And omg, I can row using a pull-up bar now. I do a 180 degree hanging leg raise then I pull myself straight up towards the ceiling. Fuck olympic weight lifting, gymnastics is the good shit. I'm going to do press-ups on hanging rings someday, the master exercise. 100% straight I swear.
probably a 250/250 enanthate/undecanoate with maybe 50/50 oil/eo if you even need that much eo
multiple esters should hold decent especially with an added cosolvent
pip would come from hormones not being cleaved by esterase as fast as the carrier is absorbed, hormones crash in reduced fluid volume, bam pip
nigga you crazy
I know a few people like that
You gotta start small and get used to it
Also try to avoid too much exposure or not enough
Basically just see what your skin is doing and act accordingly
Not hard stuff
Although it does tend to make your dick hard....
Pretty much this lel
I sent her the link and she told me to fuck off
>you have car parts to buy! I can pay for them myself
>yeah but you're poor it'll take forever
>and what about all the shut you have to buy? Remember how you're trying to set up that crap so you can make money?
>but babe.... Booty
I don think she's feeling it kek
My insecurities vanished on Jan 1st, I feel so free, zero anxiety, flirting with everyone. Ya'll niggas think I'll get any bitches with this gay ass Tinder profile? Forehead is cut off to fit TL;DR bio. Second pic is my butt (and back).
Here's the butt pic.
> inb4 implying I give a fuck
guys taking selfies come off as creepy
get someone to take some candid photos of you at a beach or something, not shirtless selfies in your gross bathroom(?)
and have at least one photo with you out with other people so you look like you have a social life
also you bio is too long and your trying to hard, rewrite it but keep it under 5 lines this time
Before bed is good way to do it
That way you can fall asleep and not feel like shit
I'm taking that as a compliment as Patrick Bateman is exactly what women want.
I'm only interested in weird girls though.
I'm shit with pictures, m80. I hike, stalk bears, and scale cliffs in the summer but I do it either in gym shorts, beach bum clothes, or naked. That's as good as it gets.
I read the Tinder tips and shit but that whole manipulating women with the illusion of a man they've been socially conditioned for... just isn't my nature. I can get bitches in RL with my newfound chill.
You can fuck dudes off tinder no problem.
Hiking pictures work. Also sentences don't work on tinder for some reason. They just want shit like
If you like my butt maybe you'd like me too :)
Outdoors. Hiking. Med Student. 6'2/230. Gymnastics & Lifting.
Or idk maybe I'm fucking wrong.
Man all these people with their tinder rules.
Butt pic looks good I think grills will dig it or bring it up and boom conversation
The clay face pic is a bit weird, maybe have it but not as your first pic, idk?
Bio seems fine too
My tinder is a pic of me and 2 friends (guys) a cool scenery pic at the beach of me and my sister (makes me look huge) and a selfie of me chilling in the sun. My bio is kind of the same theme as yours I guess. It works for me pretty well. Girls ask about the pic with my sister asking about where it was taken quite a bit
Anyway that's my 2c for what it's worth
Nah, you're right, I was already considering minimizing but read some jack ass saying that Tinder bios should give an impression of who you are.
Your pics imply you're an interesting chill dude and have a life. But, yeah, guys trying to manipulate girls into having sex with them with Tinder rules is so basic.
I'm probably just going to wife the pharmacy girl, pretty fucking sure she wants the D. Girl works full time and then literally spends all her free time in an exotic pet shop, playing DOTA, or doing /cgl/ shit. Also, I have a pharmacy fetish.
the real dream is marrying a research md/phd doing work on male hormone replacement and contraceptives
good career, have to be pretty sharp and have an inquisitive mind, plus you could get her to source you pharma tren e
Don't even know what my dream girl would be.....
One that has brains and doesn't act like an idiot
I don't talk about sources
So I have no idea who that person is or anything about them
But I can tell you that I use 250TestE and 200TrenE
I have about 50pieces 20mg anavar and 50pieces 20mg proviron from a friend that was throwing this out because he's quitting or whatever.
Any point in eating these alone?
t. total steroid newbie
you take them and throw them in the fucking trash with the rest of the garbage
> under 35% body fat
> sexually attracted to me initially, 'personality' being extra credit
> good mommy material, births aryan children
> open-minded about human experimentation and using clomid to have twins
> crazy but ussually nice, non-abusive
> is a challenge to dominate in bed
> doesn't go in bathroom immediately post-sex or uses phone at table
> has some kind of life pursuit or passion
They are good things to use just not on their own. They have specific uses and just taking them "because" is not one of the uses
(I feel like there is a way you can take anvar on its own but I can't remember)
I was think to myself in the shower: I wonder how someones test would look if they ran LGD and DAA together for a long time. Theres some guy on reddit who's been on LGD solo for like 6 months. Just question I ask myself sometimes.
So theres undoubtedly some people here who are browsing for SARM info or are here to ask about them. Out of that group, theres a small percentage of you who are yolotards who are willing to risk a little extra health for a little extra gains. Not here to judge. Just consider it.
>open-minded about human experimentation
Lold at that.
>doesn't use bathroom immediately post sex
This was always strange to me when I was with my HS gf. Every single time she did this. Like I get that she doesn't want a UTI or whatever but damn let me cuddle for 5 mins. My dick is still 3/4 hard when you get to the bathroom
I've never really thought about the qualities I like in a woman
Usually my girls do it cuz I came inside them and it starts to drip out and they don't want to be lying in cum when they go to sleep
Both make sense
That's the reason my girls said. One also said orgasms make her feel like she needs to pee so there's that
Another quality for a grill is
>needs to be independent of me and not rely on me for everything all the time
>must be fit
>anywhere between shredded and pic related for bodyfat
>has to have depth
>srsly no boring bitches
>idk why bitches have trouble finding hobbies
>pick up a cookbook or something
>can't be addicted to social media the more disconnected the better
>must be open to trt cause I ain't ever coming off
>has to have really laid back personality
>Clomid is medically used by women to have twins, triplets, even quintuplets
Is that a fact? I didn't know there was any drugs that did stuff like that. I have to do some research now m8, got any sources on it?
>take my 12.5mg pharma asin for the day (split into two doses of 6.25mg)
>estro still seems high end
>on 500mg test, cutting
any harm in just popping 0.25mg adex right now to try and get it down a notch more?
you don't say? I guess I don't really know what the psychological effects of low estro are. I've just been feeling bitchier and having a soft penor ocassionally when I need it rock hard
Idea girl qualities
>must be fit
>or at least not fat and be lifting and dieting her way to fit
>must not be a moron
>preferably a few similar interests to me
>must have similar political, social, religious views
>not controlling or clingy (I don't want a girl that calls and texts all night when I'm out with friends)
>must be willing to accept she isn't perfect and everyone has room to improve
>hobbies (goes hand in hand with independent)
>similar sexual tastes
>can take over planning shit for us to do if I don't feel like putting in effort sometimes
>open to steroids use
>doesn't have bogan piercings or hair dye
That's all I can think of right now.
this is "jacked as fuck damn bro do you take steroids!?" for normies but pretty goddamn tame around this board
I'm now a "big guy" in person for normal folk but I'm in same boat, means nothing in bodybuilding
Not always the case, some people are just more prone to aromatisation.
I take 6.25mg aromasin ED on only 200 test (both pharma) just to keep my estro within range.
I'm not fat either, ~10% bf.
Test is probably underdosed. For most guys 250mg test puts you at the high end of normal so you shouldn't be feeling shitty, unless you took too much ai while you were on 250 and were experiencing low estro sides
definitely possible; I was taking 0.25mg adex while cruising for a while because fuck estrogen lol
test could also be underdosed but from what I've gathered my ugl shit puts guys bloodwork way up there so unless I was selectively scammed I think we're ok
I got sore sensitive nips and hard ball behind nips on 500mg Test E, probably about 12+ weeks in though, ran no ai or serm on it, at about 12% bf as well at the time.
Whatever increases your appetite. Eat big lift big then fast towards the end of it to get bf down.
Depends on the steroid, and whether it can replace test or not. Tren was being looked as a HRT iirc, so it may be viable.
I've done halodrol on it's own - terrible depression.
LGD on it's own - quite good.
Tren I've only combined with test.
I'm not sure anon, I'm actually thinking of the same thing myself desu for my next cycle, just not sure what oral to stack with, I want to bulk so maybe dbol or anadrol. Theory is the LGD will be much more effective than it is on it's own hopefully.
I'll be running my LGD for longer, after I drop the other oral. Want to gain some serious mass then PSMF at some point in after the other oral is dropped.
I've never tried anadrol, or dbol.
Hey just one last question, but how much total test/mast would I need for a 6 month (total time period, accounting for time off cruise) would I need? And the amount of money I'd be looking to invest? Thank you man
>on PCT, 2nd week
>nolva 20mg ED
>nuts have already returned to a seemingly pre-cycle
>libido is decent already, too
>feel like a faggot 90% of the time, actually want to cry at least once a day
I guess my e2 is high? should I up the nolva or add arimidex to the PCT? or is feeling like this completely unavoidable? First cycle btw
upping nolva wont help with the mental issues
you can add adex but your estro is just going to rebound when you come off it, thats why its recommended to use aromasin during pct
id just megadose zinc to lower estro, having 0 copper will be shitty but no where near as bad as high estro
I'm already taking zinc at 30mg a day, split into two doses (30mg on an empty stomach makes me want to vomit). What would be a "megadose" for you?
won't be adding an AI then
sicccckcunt checking in boys.
How's everyone doing? So I've been running a bit of cheeky tren ace and heading into competition in 9 weeks for mens physique, any suggestions on competition protocol? When should I add in mast and drop the test? Up the tren to 100 mg ED at any point or nah?
Love you brahs
Hey looking good mate. I don't think there has been any competition guys in here in a little while, so you would probably know best 2bh. Best of luck to you and hope you find out what will work for you best
aw man, fair enough boys! Good to check in and see there are still some fine little mummas being posted up ;)
I'm about 16 weeks out.
100mg seems like a lot. I'd keep it where it's at. Add in mast soon so you can play around with it.
I'd drop all oils a week out to drop excess water and avoid any "bee stings". Proviron and Adrol for dryness and fullness.
>If I have hairy legs should i shave my hairy leg to pin in said hairy leg?
I shave little squares on the spots I'm currently rotating
If anybody asks just say it's for ECG suction cups due to tren&clen heart
>Am i gonna get an abscess if i pin through a hair follicle?
No, but I've pushed a hair in with the needle and worried about it for a week
Start mast as soon as possible.
Too much tren can cause you too look flat, play around with dosage and find out what works best for you.
5 weeks out add in the following; 25mcg T3, 50mg winstrol, 50mg proviron, 50mg var. If your looking flat add drol or sdrol.
2 weeks out drop oils.
This is hit or miss with everyone, but I stand by it and will do it when I stop caring about my blood pressure.
250 test (test u or dec would work great here)
You can bump it either one to 375 test or 600 eq or both. This is a slow year long gains blast.
If you hate eq and I don't blame you
Mast keeps bloof down, hard dick, good feels.
Just my opinion I'm sure some guys will give you more crafty cycles. 250 test and proviron alone you can grow on and feels good year round with practically no sides.
I plan to permacruise on the following once I'm done with bodybuilding.
250 test 400 mast 25 proviron
Feel free to add a low dose of dbol for good feels and to keep you looking full.
Does sust interact well enough with npp? Didn't wanna run deca and figured sust would be better than e or c.
Prop100 was also almost twice as expensive as E250, Does this sound right?
What makes it worth the price tag? Less sides from shorter ester? Faster clear times?
Presumably with the blend of prop in sust it would be faster acting initially than e or c? That wouldn't be better with short ester nandrolene?
And worse case wouldn't the ideal pin frequency be more similar?
Sust and npp is alright to pin MWF? Or is this suboptimal?
That works. Just watch your other hormones since they'll fluctuate a little.
The problem with sust is the short ester fluctuates a lot if you pin infrequently, the long ester takes a while to kick in, and it all clears out at different rates. If you look at it on a graph its all over the place. e or c is more stable, you get the same amount of test, and its cheaper and easier to find/make typically. if you want to speed things along just use prop on top of you e or c.
Proviron on top of mast? Is prov really that good?
FWIW I've used pharma proviron in place of an AI as it was all I had access to and it fucking worked to reverse early gyno on beginner blast. To those who bash it for that purpose, it could work if you're somewhere near the bitch-tit threshold
I'm liking both stacks, it's too bad mast is so damn expensive. Haven't tried EQ so not sure whether (or why) I'd hate it
In light of these suggestions I'm thinking something like...
on/off babby dose dbol (like 20mg)
100mcg GHRP-6 every night
Caber (for deca and I think ghrp)
But to be fair pin frequency would be an issue for npp alone, right?
Given I can draw npp and sust together and it will work out to be like 1cc MWF, that shouldn't be to bad?
Pic is more or less what I'm looking at, test fluctuation for sust is 50mg/day+- between peaks while test e is 25mg+-.
Is the difference too large to justify using sust for the faster uptake?
NPP is a single ester so just pin properly and you'll be fine. If you're pinning sust more than twice a week it shouldn't be a problem either. Most people don't though which is why j mentioned it.
Cruise. During blast your values are high. During a cruise you'll know where you need to improve your health if anywhere and act appropriately
>prop is more expensive because raws are more expensive.
fuck are you smoking
Pre-mixed Sustanon raws cost slightly more than the single ester components, yeah.
Prop costs more though because vial price isn't a straight conversion based on raw price, it's materials and time invested as well.
this is about the average price you'll see from china, me and chem know a couple that are cheaper but less well-known to the average small-time ugl or homebrewers
Im wondering the same thing. I'll work out the math in a bit, for now you can try to find a graph for trt doses compared to serum test levels and make an assumption (im pretty sure its not linear)
You guys are usually more helpful than anyone else on the board so I'll ask you
My dead has gone down by like 80 fucking lbs, meanwhile all my other lifts are going up, I have been cutting but it shouldn't drop THAT much at the rate I'm going at, which is especially evident given the status of my other lifts. Wtf is the problem it's honestly humiliating and making my blood boil.
Inb4 up dose, natty for now
not only is it non-linear, it also varies from person to person
fucky shit even when you don't have to make assumptions about ugl dosing
isolate variables between pre-cut and cut, adjust until your dead responds
>Weird, I hit a new dead PR during my cut.
doesn't count when your pr is my warmup :3
You're cutting. It's probably glycogen depletion killing strength.
Personally squat and dl has always suffered on a cut for me. I'm a huge fan of low carb cuts so it's to be expected.
As other people mentioned if strength matters to you consume all carbs preworkout.
Yeah i have before, but idk what's going on right now
Lately I've been lifting fasted with a pwo, maybe I'll have to give it a try and see if it makes a difference
I was riding my bike a lot to and from work recently due to car trouble, so that could be it, though i still don't see any reason for it to drop that fucking low
Sheerly out of curiosity, whats the difficulty level of homebrewing? I mean would you require some sort of scientific background?
Whenever I hear of someone buying raws themself I immediately think of pic related.
like holy fuck, a THIRD less per key?
min $7k profit per even with insane discounts
last pr was 570, should hit mid 6s at least if not 7 by the time I'm done
esp since I'll be bulking, squatting twice a week, and doing targeted assistance work for my off the floor in addition to my normal deads session
can you measure things and combine them while observing a really dumbed-down version of sterile procedure? it's like baking with an extra step or two
If i don't have to measure in freedom units, sure.
Don't you need like a round beaker and a bunson burner and like some kind of centrifugal spinner? Oh and one of those swirly glass tubey things that I always see on tv that I think maybe collect evaporation?
look I'm all rah rah 'merica, but jesus christ the imperial system is fucking retarded and I'll freely admit metric is so much better and less football bat retarded
if you're going like crazy cheap you can get a setup going for like under $100
I really don't look like I move that much weight do I
>(p) = projected
>Must be a bitch to unload the plates tho kek
you have no fucking idea, shit's terrible
>Your on a cut and you asked plg for advice?