>African baby for sale / trade EDITION
1st for anti androgens
4th for catfishing
>The androgen receptor (AR), also known as NR3C4 (nuclear receptor subfamily 3, group C, member 4), is a type of nuclear receptor that is activated by binding either of the androgenic hormones, testosterone, or dihydrotestosterone in the cytoplasm and then translocating into the nucleus.
The majority are located on the upper chest / delts / traps.
Thats why we frauds get that "popped" delts look.
Its a boy.
Ask azura if any of her friends are intrested tho pls.
Think its being born march 2nd iirc
God forbid anyone asks something pertinent to drug use. God forbid I want first hand experience.
Now stop replying you god damn red neck.
here, let me draw you a fucking clue since you can't manage to figure this one out on your own
im just bullying your misuse of the word "majority"
theres a higher density of androgen receptors in those areas but theyre still very far from the majority seeing as how they are present in all of your muscle tissue, bone tissue, etc. etc.
Test isnt /that/ androgenic (well compared to some other aas)
So if your goal is that "popped" shoulders look you might want to consider using a stronger androgen with your test.
Test itself should deffs help you achieve that look tho imo
When you finally hit that sweet spot with your estro and your penor rips through your jeans
Nothings wrong with asking a few questions here and there, but no one wants to spoon feed you, and sometimes people just don't feel answering questions they've been asked 1000x before. If you're going to fraud you need to learn to do your own research
Try to train shoulder in their entirety.
You can't just do some presses and laterals and expect some serious pop. You need to really to isolate each individual part of the shoulder.
Honestly sit down and watch how multiple pros train shoulders. Yes they do their compound lifts but a majority of the workout is spent hammering their shoulders with various isolation exercises.
Training trumps all for creating proportions.
If you want to talk about AR density look at tissues in sex organs. Prostate clit etc.
Sssokay you're still learning.
No greater feel. Main reason why I can't see myself changing dose ever. I found my sweet spot for both eq and test. No ai needed. Steady growth. Red blood cell count easily managed. No shedding. Libido exactly where I want it. BP is perfect.
>eq test var
should judt do tren since I'M GOING BALD ANYWAYS
Yeah well llewyns anabolics didn't tell me shit. Most other forums don't really discuss androgen receptors and any correlation with them being more located in ones anterior delt area.
I know my question didn't have any reference to tindr, being bald and hiring black shemale hookers, going to jail, recreational drug abuse, losing a milf, being attracted to Asians or 13 year old girls...so I was only hoping for personal experience.
Nice. I have a hard time dialing it in. 12.5mg ed is to high, 6.25mg ed is to low. Im on 500test & 20mg dbol. I run a low dose of cialis ed so i can throw this dick around at will.
and somehow you still can't use fucking google
or search pubmed and read study abstracts like everyone else
I repeat, >>35602005
That's strange considering I can easily Google it and find tons of forums full of info on it. Shit even bodybuilding.com, the most basic, Normie lifting site has info on it. It's very well known by everyone even nattys that they're plentiful in delts and traps
300mg a week for cutting and then a blast
MY BOY PUSSY IS READY
i'm dropping to a cruise dose in 3 weeks, and i'm supposed to travel for a week in early march. this is going to be my first time cruising, what are my options here? cruise dose is gonna be around 150-200, should i pin a bit more just before leaving or does it not matter just for one week?
would .5mg EOD work? how do you know when you've found the sweet spot?
sometimes i'll feel chest soreness and freak out and take .5mg ED until it goes away, but then total loss of libido
Are you always this much of a dip shit or you have some hormonal imbalance.
Pic related, suck on them you twat
>I know my question didn't have any reference to tindr, being bald and hiring black shemale hookers, going to jail, recreational drug abuse, losing a milf, being attracted to Asians or 13 year old girls...so I was only hoping for personal experience.
Pretty much nailed /fraud/ perfectly there lol
>more ROM at top
I swear she told me she was 15
are you always this much of a whiny little bitch that fucking cries whenever people don't accommodate your every whim
you've managed to piss off pretty much every single person in /fraud/ that has the kind of information you want spoon-fed to you
go fuck yourself with a rake sideways
deficits and snatch grip like jerry was saying>>35602532
I've never had a problem with lockout ever since my upper back is retard strong, only off the floor lags so my assistance work is tailored to that
I feel like if I haven't already been put on a watchlist for this place then that just did it
think about how wide snatch grip is
think about how wide normal is
if youre going to lock out the bar travels higher snatch grip
Back when I DL'd (RIP) I was the same way
If I could break ground I could usually grind out a few reps
>tfw no a v e r a g e general acquantance
read file name
>tfw no hiroshima survivor nuclear mutant gf
I'm working on ankle dorsiflexion and quad/ham/glute/hip mobility so I can make sure my hips stay low enough breaking the bar off the ground on heavy shit
mobility + blasting my quads + heavy snatch grip or deficit traditionals should add another 50+lbs easy to my dead
my session today is going to look something like
>3/3/3 deads day
>5 x f chins
>2 x 12-15 + 2 x f (20+) kroc rows
fri is legs so
>3-5 x 5 high bar squat
>3 x 8 front squat
>4 x 6 barbell hip thrust
>3 x 8 romanian deadlifts
I'm actually changing shit up and going from axbxcxx to abcxabcx with the first block going heavy and the second one more focused on volume and diversity of assistance work like deficits or snatch grip instead of regular deads
at the top the bar is higher up during snatch grip as opposed to traditional
range of motion below the knee is extended because you have to start lower since your reach is effectively shortened between you and the bar
I started adding in romanians before I fukt my knee
Seemed to be helping
But I also wasnt squatting at the time
I should really invest in tb500
ok I guess rom isnt the right word if you think of it like that
the bar travels farther up lol
my biggest problem with SGDL is grip
much harder to hold and I hate hook
500 test-e + 400 tren-e
adex anywhere from .25mg to .5mg - ED, EOD, or I just won't take it for a few days depending on feels / how shitty my joints feel
vitamin b6 for the tren so I don't have to buy a breast pump, seems to be working fine so far
in for estro control knowledge
I don't want to run caber or prami since it might not mix well with something I'm prescribed for lol!!adhd
had gyno removed when younger, I'm just trying to take precautions since I don't want to live through that nightmare again
but then again I don't want a broken dick
agonist-antagonist imbalance -> joint instability -> rekt
you can only get solid hold with like thumbs, indexes, and middles so a good portion of your grip strength isn't doing shit besides hanging out
Two guys are arguing quite at work right now. One guy is the boss he is pig headed and thinks he is always right, the other guy is leading the project and is a stuttering beta that wouldn't speak up unless he was sure he was right
Good on the beta for trying to stand up for himself desu
>was squatting less than 2 pl8 for a triple when I hit 5pl8 DL lol
holy motherfucking shit nigger
no fucking wonder
I can feel my knees getting cranky if I don't squat for a little while and I'm blasting deads
jesus my fucking collateral ligaments hurt just thinking about that
well youre rapist raising another mans child
reality isnt black and white sometimes
yeah it wasnt worth it lol
recently reintroduced light deads though
think its time to do the same for squats, with a focus on front squats
train up that lingering imbalance a bit
well maybe once I'm done with this cut
no im going to be skinny fat for ever and you cant do anything about it
maybe if it were a qt a v e r a g e grill
>1500 calories to lose 1.5 lbs a week
>454 calories left
>mfw i'm skinny fat 5'5 and wear stringers every day
> attempt asking out pharmacy girl today but she was too happy to see me, got cold feet
> leave, get high/drunk, do quick workout
> come back for drugs, she busy
Now I don't even want to hit on other girls, bitch took my heart already. Don't know what to do with myself. Sheeiiit.
I've been doing this new exercise where I raise my legs up 180 degrees while hanging then pull myself up towards the ceiling. Is that a row?
Glad to see you're still kickin', jerry.
> counting calories
If you guys get strong enough, you can eat 5,000 kcal a day and not put on fat. Hell, I'm burning fat on low-dose anavar, no Test, and Ben & Jerries. Fucking Chunky Monkey mang, it's delicious.
Run out of alcohol swabs
Spend 2 weeks not swabbing anything before pins
No pip and no infections for 2 weeks
Pin left quad
3 days later, raised red bump
Hurts to walk, hurts to lean on it
Adi Gillespie... you guys think he cycles? Or, just genetically gifted? This one is hard to tell, maybe some more experienced eyes could shed some insight.
Thought so, some guys are just gifted. I think he's a lean 180-ish at 5'10"
Unfortunately no he offers no coaching and isn't sponsored by anyone. Well, scratch that, he just got sponsored by a clothing line not too long ago.
>gram of tren a week
>had a random business trip in the freezing city
>had no preparations so ate 2 shitty sandwiches, a carrot cake and 2 cheeseburgers with small fries
>only 2000 calories
>with a gram of tren
>somehow my lovehandles grew like 10 inches
>that fucking water retention
AHAHAHA I SURE LOVE MY GENETICS HEHEHEEHE 0 CARB OR 0 AESTHETICS
How long has he been at that low body %? If it's a long time has his size changed?
Does he have any progress pictures? Does it look like he got there natty in them?
It's hard to tell if someone is natty or not from one picture unless they are obviously not natty or obviously natty
All celebrities and fitness models are on Anavar. Many are not even aware it's an illegal steroid. Their industry-connected doctors just give it to them.
I haven't researched it but you may be one of those that actually have to watch their sodium intake.
That's the thing, he's always been lean for years. And he looks like MAYBE he put on 5-10 pounds in the past two years at the most. I think I'm going to say natty on this one. His size hasn't increased much if at all, just got a bit fuller.
If he hasn't been slowly wasting away while keeping a consistently low body fat % odds are he isn't natty. You said he has even gained weight/fullness so if I was a betting man I would bet he is not natty
Is it possible he's natty?
Absolutely. He's a rugby player so with a good diet it's possible for him to stay year round. He's doing plenty of cardio.
Anavar isnt commonly prescribed by docs. What's more common is trt or gh (depending on the state). Pros just fill the Watson vials with whatever so they can travel hassle free.
Sure. Even 10 mg of Anavar will make a huge difference (completely prevents muscle loss).. and I'm not convinced that even 20 mg of Anavar will shut you down completely.
Otherwise, they could also be on oral test/estrogen, maybe HCG injections, and still be ignorant. Google HCG and tell me the public doesn't think "fat burner".
Would it be possible for me to get shredded from where I'm at rn? (DYEL skinnyfat) with roids giving me a solid advantage?
Basically a low dose long term cycle of 6-8 months with a few months of lifting under my belt already. Goal is to get ripped but not to gain fast enough that my joints/skin will get fucked.
Thinking something like 300-500 test, mast and possibly tren.
The other question is that I'm only 19 so is this something I should even be considering? I don't wanna fuck up my hormones permanently. Thanks family
Haha I was about to say this
A mate of mine went to a "training camp" for 2 months or so and came back twice the size (not actually twice the size but you get my point). He denies being put on gear but it was pretty obvious to me how was on something
Hi lads, you're my first port of call so hope you can help
I've been recommended both ostarine and ghrp-6 by a lad in the gym to help with healing some injuries
I know little of sarms, he claims at a dosage to help heal tendonitis you would need any PCT as they're not anabolic. He said vit b6 could be dosed with ghrp to reduce prolactin if it was needed
He also suggested you can pin ghrp or take ostarine for just a few days when it's needed
Can anyone clever shed some light? Most of the reading online concerns.larger doses to stimulate muscle growth.and doesn't touch on purely its healing properties
currently natty. terrible libido, terrible erections, lmaonogains
do you have literature supporting your claim of 10mg or so of Var not being suppressive? What about Epistane?
I need hormones I can't do this off cycle thing
I understand. I'm saying it's POSSIBLE he's natty. He not big enough where anyone can give a definitive answer.
It's easier for a cardio athlete to be lean year round. Assume he's good with his diet and yeah it makes sense he looks that way. He hasn't really gained any size either.
>Would it be possible for me to get shredded from where I'm at rn?
Why would it be impossible?
>with roids giving me a solid advantage?
Kinda how roids work,,,
>dont wanna fuck up my hormones permanently. Thanks family
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
iirc the military do the test that can detect steroids it's not common and they do the test that doesn't as well
I think it was like 5% of people get that test but I'm not completely sure sorry. I think brick knows more about it but he doesn't seem to be here at the moment maybe ask again later if you see him post
10 mg of Anavar w/ 50 mg Clomid should be fine.
I'm off-cycle right now, taking 20 mg Anavar, Clomid, Finasteride, 20 mg Cialis, and Aromasin. This is an experiment; be warned. Was on HCG for a month in preperation. Test should be zero but I feel great, hyper, libido is crazy, joints get sore but not an issue.
Can't say about Epistane but anti-suppression is 'adaptable' for all compounds. I have some Androgel as emergency backup Test, considering rubbing one pump a day on my dick. Tried putting it in a condom but it burned my dick. Suspect that the anti-stress mechanisms of Phenibut is great for PCT.
So do you know anything about ghrp-6? Is what gymbro said bullshit that you don't get shutdown/don't need PCT?
I just wanna fix my joints and be able to train hard
Pls b srs
Cool. I heard it can raise prolactin within a normal range, so if your high end anyway it can make you leaky and shit... Does b6 actually work as a prolactin supressor?
Also any idea about dosing/cycle for a peptide like this? The 'pin it when you need it' don't seem right. I like that it can be subq pin tho
Fml, trying to explain to a tinder chick that if they tell a guy they like them it doesn't make them sound desperate. Honestly, fucking women are so annoying......Fuck me love, you can voice your thoughts
Im not aware kf any ghrp inclreasing prolactin.
B6 does suppress prolactin to /some/ degree.
And deffs dont do pin-it-when-you-need-it.
You'll need to keep levels stable to get the benefit.
Not 100% sure of the pinning / dosing protocol of the top of my head
Is there a difference between var that dudes and girls take?
My googling has suggested there isn't and it's the same compound
But fuckers keep referring to "lady var"
So I'm skeptical as to whether I've found legit info or not
>I'll start the "uwotm8" off
pretty much all I needed
Didn't want to go sourcing and buying a compound that would have been useless for what I want it for
>first workout after 2 weeks of nothing
save me tren
Just trying to get my research in now
Was basically gonna buy Var and in like 3 months I'll start giving it to the missus if she keeps up the exercise
Could be a riot when she gets hornier than she is already
Plus it'd be nice to see the progress happen faster
bro they don't understand
because you have to remember, if WE tell THEM that we like them, it makes us desperate, thirsty cucks.
With women everything is a fuckin' game you have to jump through hoops for, whereas we're straight forward and to the point about what and who we want.
I'm actually not concerned at all
If it means she gets some good results and is horny all the time for a month
I'm all for it
Gonna put her on a really mild deficit with high protein
Hopefully she'll drop a little fat and just get used to lifting properly
No mate. I have this girl that ive been speaking to a lot but I can't be bothered with her. The conversation is so dull, like I want to talk about sex and pussy and stuff lol but she won't have it, she keeps stopping it dead. She doesn't seem the slightest but intetested in sex even in a relationship which is a massive no no
Crazy girl who sent nudes that I was talking about the other day is still texting me
It's been a week exactly since the last time I talked to her and she has still sent me "Hi" every single fucking day
How does someone have so little awareness? Is she thinking like "these last 6 messages and the other 20 didn't get a reply but I know this next one will" like what the fuck
I'm thinking about going off on her but also maybe that's the hormones and me being exhausted from workouts today so I haven't yelled at her yet
It's honestly fucking pathetic and it pisses me off a moderate amount
Yet you don't simply block her number
A function which all modern smart phones carry
just put it in her booty, and she'll never speak to you again bro. Plus you get some booty.
Yeah, I haven't gotten to the point of actually saying/joking about fucking yet, but I've been tryna get her on that thought train, and I get that qt3.14 giggle and shit that they do and haven't been shot down or told to watch what I say so I'm kinda thinking she's already thought about it before.
I've gotten that vibe from her before tho too. Keep in mind I've known her a good 3+ years.
I didnt name the file soon enough and forgot
>tfw no bbc loving a v e r a g e gf
fuck that. some girls just want attention
had the same experience - as soon as I stopped replying, she wanted to hang out and get drunk
If you block then you lose
I am a winner
Therefore I must either tank the damage or destroy her through text
You say this but I think that would make it worse. At least right now she isn't messaging my friends asking why I fucked her and then never talked to her again. At least my house hasn't been boarded up and burned to the ground while I slept.
>never stick your dick in crazy
Jerry pls no
She's got to be at least 22. No older than 26 I'd guess though
nah, the first two years she was dating a guy I went to school with. They broke up about the same time as me and my ex, but I was too beta to do anything about it.
She started seeing this other dude, and I got back with my ex. We aren't working out so I'm getting ready to end things, and Gamergirl's boyfriend was killed in a motorcycle accident two or three weeks ago.
We just started really talking regularly around that time, and she's been getting on her Xbox again to play shit like CoD with me when she hasn't played Xbox in months.
Think I actually have a shot this time, and I'm not being a beta about it. My fucking anxiety is through the roof, but I keep fighting it back down to keep shit cool and casual so I don't fuck it up like some beta cuck.
This bitch is straight wifey material senpai
>last night forgot that the tren sweats soaked the bed and pillows
>gf gets in bed
Holly shit how much did you fucking sweat it stinks
>sweat all night last night too
>wake up to drenched sheets and pillows
We're getting you new sheets soon. This is ridiculous
Go to work, I'll put these in the wash for you
tfw she knows it's because of the tren
Doesn't try to get me to stop
That's kinda sad dude
You're just gonna end up responding eventually
It feels like something a 15 year old would do. Either she has no self awareness or no self respect.
This is what usually ends up happening for me but most of the time they aren't super crazy or else I find out afterwards. She is a different level
I'm about to android read receipt her
Reply with "Read at: <current time>."
Oh ye of little faith. I will withstand the storm of "Hi"s with unwavering discipline
thanks bro. Hopin' shit works out this time. not a lot of 10/10s around here that have the same interests as me.
Where are you from again? Kinda wanna take her for a spin lol
It's annoying waking up and having to roll over constantly
You will break eventually
You will answer her messages and tell her of your love
last week i had a coffee date with a girl i dated about 4 years ago for a few months
went ok i just gave her a hard time. shes fukking up and im crushing shit, think i may have been too much of an ass but i was having fun
should i set up another date for saturday? i asked her to chill this weekend but she hasnt really seemed too interested, just willing to go along
shes got a boyfriend she sees like 3 times a year
i think i might be able to smash, shes a solid 8 in my books for real...probably good my asshole game was strong
i just cant think of a way to have an interesting time with her without fucking
sony extra bass
cheap enough to replace, quality enough to isolate sound, get you hyped for the next set, etc.
serious these are awesome.
god I love deads but jfc I have to sit down, breathe, and concentrate on not passing out for 15mins after my max effort set
then all I want to do is go home and sleep instead of chins, kroc rows, close grip bench, and skullcrushers
prob has something to do with the 400mg dnp
on the plus side hit [email protected]
nope, unexpected bills plus the va being jews and paying out blood money at the end of the month for school I think it'll be mid-feb to early march
still have to get the mast, sd, peps, ancillaries, etc
might get the peps first and just start running them with my amp a week cruise to help my shoulder out a bit, any little nagging thing always makes me anxious and paranoid
Deer Velvet is for IGF-1 or GH iirc, and also does jack shit. Not legit.
If you want something like a soft roid, use LGD-4033, Ceretropic's is good. It works, it'll suppress test levels while on it, but not FSH and LH, recovery is quick once you stop taking it.
A bit of abuse in bed never hurt anyone.... Except maybe emotionally.
Might have led to some people ending up with weird fetishes
>I might be abusive in bed.
it's funny as fuck how many chicks are super into rough sex
She's into bdsm like me so it's fine, but this last text I told her I was going "throatfuck her until she choked on cum drool and tears, and it spilled into her lap".
I also usually end up hatefucking her for one reason or another. She never tells me if I'm hurting her until after I've finished, so who knows. P sure she just digs being beaten up by a big white man.
>brick has post new gif 2 days in a row
>it has been good week
>deadlift is up to 4pl8
>chest is 2.5pl8
>all thanks to the magic of brick gifs
>suddenly phone it ring
Manlet, it anon. Brick post dildo gif
>feel whole body tense
>phone drop from hand
Hello? Hello manlet? Where go?
>start shaking uncontrol
>heaven is open
>zyzz float down and seys
Brick will post 1 more gif and then all fraud will reach final form bruh
>nose is bleed
>pick up phone
Anon. I see vision. We gonna be sick kents brah
I hope Brad come back before the final form is arrive
So he can be sick kent with us
My roommate does that. It's retarded, he's done it 3 times and each time he comes off he doesn't keep 1lb of muscle.
I'd almost venture to say he's actually smaller then when he started doing var, he hasn't done any PCT though (lolz he's a total var fag)
I'm actually unsure what my max bench is.... I should find out tonight
Dun not. Possibly the same ones I asked about yesterday and brick posted a link?
Brick brick brick I need your medical expertise
I fucked up a pin yesterday, now the pain is very localized and pretty sharp, also it looks like there is a colorless lump over the injection site.
Its not dirty gear I know that for sure, it may have just seeped into subq tissue and got inflamed. I just really dont want a fucking abscess lol
Lol anavar (legit anavar) isn't known for that though is it? For performance and strength enhancing while on it, not really hypertrophy so much right?
He could literally pick almost any other oral and be better off.
fraud is weak /plg/ is strong btw
super innocent little barely 19 year old jungle bunny cook chick had fucked like two guys before she enlisted, scooped her up like two weeks after she got to her first duty station
think I ruined her for every guy after me, the kind of fucked up standards I gave her after tongue-punching her chocolate starfish and making her have some fucking seizure orgasms straight out of the exorcist with the magical tongue on clit two fingers hooked rubbing up against her gspot technique
dyel as fuck
if it's an area covered up by clothes (glute, etc) take a sharpie and circle around it
if it becomes seriously inflamed aka red or any other funny colors possibly with streaking lines away from it, extremely tender to touch, spreads significantly outside the circle then you start worrying
95% chance you just pinned subq since it's a painful non-erythematous lump, remember what the special guest from brickfest '15 said about how few he's seen even with terrible gear and fucked-up pinning
reduced shoulder range of motion
I bench arched with my ring fingers on the outside knurling gaps and I got big titties, bench high af too
nigger get the fuck out, I lift more than half of you fucks after not even six months back training with 3 years off
>dyel as fuck
after the great fraud final form it will all be 8pl8
>reduced shoulder range of motion
But muh chest
Also all that stuff about wide grip not being acceptable in competition
whew thank you for calming my nerves man, what would I ever do without you. I did , consider what the special guest said, but considering im a noob and I dont know shit I kinda panicked a little
So far I have a hot rice sock on it, good idea?
Glutes are the only time I've fucked up like that. Too much butt fat.
heat will promote blood flow and thin out the depot a little, ice would be counterproductive since it stands a chance of crashing the gear in depot temporarily and making you redefine what you consider pip
ibuprofen or another nsaid might help too to reduce any inflammation, since that's where the pain is going to be coming from (depot volume + inflammation presses on nerves, nerves don't like that, bam pain)
>Whew thank fuck, how long did it take for the pain to go away?
couple days, maybe a week or so depending on volume
fatass + awkward angles + no clear visualization of injection site
shit did I say jungle bunny? meant jungle asian aka thai
and no, gravel camo not I-want-to-drown-if-I-go-overboard camo
Scurred me for a sec, thought you turned to fucking black chicks like JM.
thank god im white
do some light exercises on the area too, always helped my subq
this is true
funny as shit when your otherwise suave hispanic friend is laying on his best with an unusually stacked korean chick and all she does is ask if he knows the white guy that's wide as a door
nah, unless we're talking light skinned white featured chicks who are basically oreos
pretty sure I see dentfuck mcgee's old busted bitch on the corner whenever I have to go into the city, homie don't go for ghetto niggers
250mg test e a week with 60mg winny ed
Also doing galeniko diet
> like 200 girls on Tinder
> 1 match
> 10/10 dance choreographer
I am confused. Is it a mistake?
Well, then you can at least take it out on their ass. If you can't sit down for a week, neither can they.
9 days of chicken and no carbs 1000cals a day/23 hours fast
im going crazy bros i want to binge so hard
dancer girls can be super fucking autistic. Had an 8/10 dancer/pageant gf at uni and it was like dating a high school freshmen. Sweetest girl I've ever met, but super self conscious and unsure of herself
off topic-ish question for fraud kunts:
roomate left behind a bunch of anti-psychotics, someone told me that one was popular for weightloss. How do I figure out which are good for what without googling "how to abuse prescription medication" or just reading through the sides and making assumptions?
Well I'm not a billionaire.
At least I still have my gains.
I have you assholes too. Even if you are a bunch of bald, negress whore fucking pussies who cry when a milf fuckbuddy has a boyfriend and leaves you losers.
>i make up entirely plausible stories to tell to anonymous czech shitposters on a coupon sharing forum because...
people have relationships in the real world friend.
It was a shit couple months, we never even fuckd because she was so awkward. Every time we came close she was like a deer in headlights and I would loose wood. Nobody wants to rape bambi.
Damnit, someone in Chino Hills won the jackpot.
Oh shit the 10/10 is actually interested despite my complete lack of game.
I'm scared. Help pls.
Just went to ace and got the most uncomfortable nylon rope I could find. Snapped a pic, sent it to the girlie. Silence.
Feels good I might actually scare this girl. Tied her up with zip ties a few weeks ago tho.
At first sign of them showing any interest in me I just go "snapchat?" and start sending lewds because i panic too. It works sometimes. If you wanna try that just say something smooth about seeing your face without clay on snap. I'm terrible over text so I just let my snaps do the talking.
Does tb-500 become less effective if somebody is old?
I'm looking at getting some for my father, he's an older active guy with a stack of injuries so thought it would be good bang for buck.
I could have but she's dating a friend of mine so probably not a good idea
I've also learned not to fuck the cheergirls cause it's a bad idea
But I'm gonna fuck them anyway cause I'm way to god damn horny and there's way too much sexual tension
Cheer partner girl told me her bf doesn't like me (never even talked to the guy). I asked why (I already knew it's cause I look good and he's about 10 pounds heavier than her lol) she said it's cause he's jealous
So I pressed on. I overheard her mention something about choking is fun in the bedroom so I played on that and asked her if she's into weird stuff. Sure enough her face turns bright red and she won't answer me
>fuck yeah I'm right
I only asked her if she was into watersports because we were at practice and I felt the need to put some humor in the situation because I'm not about to pop a boner in front of everyone at the though of hate fucking my cheer partner.
She's not into peeing but I told her I have a tarp if she's ever interesting in finding out more kek
She wants the dick bad now. I just need to find some excuse to get her alone and then it's go time
Also my friend got my phone and texted crazy nudes girl and called her an ugly slut and told her I loved her still though
The life and times of cheerbro
Yeah I was reading that somewhere which seemed pretty cool.
Though he's not at a major risk of having one, does it decrease the risk of a heart attack while you're taking it day to day? Or is it just something you whack in straight after a heart attack? He's not at a major risk but this seems interesting to know anyway.
It's mainly because he's an old guy who wants to keep being active but age is constantly catching up with him and to see somebody like that get fucked about I've decided to give him my next cycle .
I'm trying lol! Gonna go to old cheer partner's apt at her college next weekend and gonna smash for 2 days and stunt cause she's better at cheering than the girls on the team now lol. Asked the new girl to go to a cheerleading gym with a couple of us and when she responded I told her to shut the fuck up
I'm laying it on thick. It's time to start smashing honeys again I can feel it in my bone(r)s
I'm just here to give the people what they want. Also maybe someone else will be motivated to share storytime now. Storytime is fun
what the fuck is it with women and choking fetishes too
almost got in deep shit once after this fucking crazy bitch kept telling me to choke her harder and harder, looked like a tomato by the time she came
never doing that again until I have a goddamn hd cam and high def mic running
should just be regenerative post-infarction to help heal/replace asphyxiated tissue and reduce inflammation, but who the fuck knows for sure without clinical trials
almost completely unrelated but I was reading some insanely cool shit about accelerated wound healing with the topical application of silver sulfadiazene and insulin
not even remotely, c is just a pain in the fucking dick and crashes a lot more readily than e
aka c is shit and e is preferred, all things being equal
Hey guys I have a question. I inject 500mg test-e twice a week with a 1.5" needle, alternating quads. Today I low bar squatted for the first time in forever, and I noticed I was slow coming out of the hole and there was pain in both of my quads where I inject. On my last set, I felt a "pop" in my left quad, and theres a dull pain there now. Any idea what causes this/what happened? Thanks
Just trolling a lil bit kek
It is my belief that 75% of women want to be choked. It's kinda fun too, I've never truly choked a bitch, but I like putting my hand on their neck. It makes me feel like a stud and 90% of women won't tell you to move it as long as you're not actually strangling them
Nice. Bonus points if you can get her to fuck while she puts her bf on speaker phone.
Unless you're a fatty 1 inch is probably enough. As long as I don't fuck up too badly, I can get away with 5/8ths.
That's pretty much my experience too.
Why do doctors know almost fucking zero about gear. Seriously, it's amazing.
>ask a doctor about peptides
>"isn't that like steroids?"
Surely younger doctors would all know more about it, or maybe you have to see a dedicated sports doctor. What the hell are you doing those 7+ years?