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Snoot Edition

Previous thread >>78939501

>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.

1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/

>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0

>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg

>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw

>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU

>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAwHG95mlk
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First for ASSHOLE LAPIS AND HER BEST BUDDY STEVEN FUCKING WHEN, SUGAR?!?
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>>78944489
the leak was a ruse
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CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
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>>78944460
Oh no are we seriously bringing this shitty snootle meme to /sug/ too.
It was bad enough when /utg/ was filled with retarded "boop the snoot XD" shitposters.
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If Garnet's gloves only cover one finger each, does that mean Sapphire is constantly flipping the double bird?
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>>78944512
trap sprung
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xth for ships
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>>78944489
That seems really out of character for Lapis...
But then again we dont knowshit about her personality.... we only see her in action/high stress situations... or in the mirror
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>>78944460
When did the whole tumblr red nose started?

It really ticks me off sometimes.
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>>78944510
I'll take Light Grey. She kinda looks like Opal
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Still waiting on that fic of Lapis/Pearl fusion fucking Steven

please I need this
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/sug/, I'm trying to put together a David Bowie playlist, and I decided to give it a theme - the Bowie episode that will never ever happen. One song for every Gem, plus any major human characters. Any ideas?
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>>78944528
Jesus CHRIST that is way too impassioned and sensuous a dance for a gooby kid and a newbie nerd
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>>78944533

This is a Christian Imageboard, Anon
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>>78944460
Sweet, my request is the OP image. Thanks again if you are lurking the guy who drew this.
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>>78944528
>>78944545
A testament to "Do it right or don't do it at all"
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Neat.
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>>78944528
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>>78944533
This isn't /trash/ you fucking idiot
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>>78944533
LEWD
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someone mentioned something about a bounty hunter last thread
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>>78944533

Blue board you dip shit.
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>>78944510
Green
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>>78944533
I laughed.
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>>78944574
YES
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>>78944452

Are they even available yet? I haven't seen 'em in stores.
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>>78944536
Nice blog post
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How does SU get away with stuff like this
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>>78944540
Steven-Changes

Not too sure about the others but not including Starman would be a crime
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>>78944528
>>78944545

>>78944558
>>78944563

fucking idiots
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>>78944510
I prefer this White Pearl design.
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>>78944533
BLUE BOARD ANON
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>>78944528
>>78944545
>>78944558
>>78944563
I don't know why but this just makes me laugh
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This is objectively the best ship
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New thread
>>78944610
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>>78944460
nth for
BEST SHIP
E
S
T

S
H
I
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>>78944586
They were available at the Cartoon Network Shop but they are all sold out--well, out of stock for now. They were briefly available at Hot Topic as a pre-sale exclusive but almost all are sold out, only Steven is still available.

So I'd say the Gems are selling pretty well. I'm surprised since CN Shop was selling them for $15 each
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I'm sharing music from SU with a buddy of mine. He really likes the music, but is 100% not really pulled to watch the show for various reasons.

He's not a fan of the singy stuff, so, Background music only
Share your favorite tracks, /sug/
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>>78944586
Yes, I bought Garnet and Steven for my sister.

I'm a huge Pearlfag and I was going to buy the Pearl one but I don't really like it's design so I didn't.
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>>78944533
artist?
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>>78944626
fuck off
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>>78944638
how about that creepy one from Keeping it Together?
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>>78944590
>Implying that's anywhere near the most suggestive thing in SU
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>>78944590
AGENDERED

SPACE

ROCKS
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>>78944638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc2yKP_-y1g
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>>78944510
Matte peach because lemon pearl is already taken.
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>>78944510
Black Pearl, she's very elegant looking.
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>>78944638
Opal's theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akk40fqmLKs
Lapis's theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwKEz6omi-Q
Pearl versus Holo-Pearl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LsNmHNQSWY
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>we'll never get a plethora of Steven Universe merchandise
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When will we get fucking news about the plushies?

I would totally give my money for a Pearl, Peridot and Lion plushie.
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So who's interested in crossover fanfics?

>>78944637

Well shit, looks like I'll have to wait a bit then...
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>>78944533
>It's still up

MODS ARE ASLEEP POST MORE
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>>78944560
Pearl Trio is best trio.
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>>78944638
Still the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtkofUmGiw
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>>78944638
One of my favorites, and it's on episode 1.

https://youtu.be/LjgTMA0NhhI
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>>78944651
fuck you and post in the correct thread
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>>78944672
I just want gem figs damnit

Not that homogenous funko shit im talking about actual on-model statues

Rebecca please
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>>78944677
Its like you want us to be put back in the /trash/
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>>78944510
>tfw Diamonds and other high ranking Gems keep their Pearls simplistic but pretty, while nouveau riche gems try to compensate for their status by making their Pearls as frilly and sumptuous as possible
>little do they know it just shows off how classless they are
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>>78944504
i hope so, that would be hilarious
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>>78944528
This is too lewd
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>>78944679
You are correct sir.

So guys I'm thinking of hitting up Gnome-No for a commission with all 3 Pearls. Ideas?
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>>78944574
I want more freaky looking gems. Sure, they're referred to as She's, but that doesn't mean they have to match a pretty woman. Armored gems when
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>>78944692
>Correct thread
>Deleted
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>>78944714
>I want more freaky looking gems.

But you just got Yellow Diamond
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>>78944510
Matte Light Purple is pretty nice.

Because it's just Pearl in a poncho.
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>>78944674
Cant think of many things that would make for a decent crossover

AT, maybe GF, thats about it
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>>78944638
Dad Museum, The Ocean Returns, and Synchronize
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>>78944534
I don't get it.
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Why'd I draw this
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>>78944712
For some reason this image popped in my head.

But, perhaps something with all three of them talking about their treasured owner?
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>>78944460
Why are they so perfect, /sug/?
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>>78944703
Same.
Too bad /toy/ already told us why that wouldn't work too well.
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>>78944712
All three of them slutting it up for money
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>>78944712

Bath house scene?
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>>78944753
That looks incredibly painful
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>>78944703
Statues/figurines would be great.

I'd also like dolls. But I don't know of any Cartoon Network shows that have actual dolls as merchandise...
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>>78944512
>"boop the snoot
What the fuck does this mean?
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>>78944771
You're a big guy
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>>78944754
Because they are Pearls.
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>In the extended intro, it's greg VA that says "believe in"
Say what?
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>>78944533
What was it?
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>>78944535
Shit. I love her design but i havent thought about that... Its true we dont know anything about how she would act in everyday situations.
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>>78944774
I'm totally for Statues and Figurines. I fucking love that shit.

I ordered a 3D printer just so I could get some custom figs out of the deal.
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>>78944790
I thought it was a nice touch.

Too bad it's not in the regular intro.
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>>78944793
Blue pearl lewd.
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>>78944793
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/78944460/
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>>78944780
Bump the snout. Two characters, bumping their noses together in a substitute for kissing.

Of course, in this case, it's not a substitute; it's foiling a kiss.
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>>78944771
for whom?
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>>78944638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuDCTzqJc40&index=3&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXBhAfGK1s&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr&index=4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1ANwb2VMQ&index=18&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrjytIKDIPw&index=23&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb7qj2YFf1k&index=65&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mia7KxiXwS4&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr&index=69
I know this next stuff is "singy stuff" but I think its really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UPxRwd6oso&index=48&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD1ox5pygu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLmu9lCN0Ps
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>>78944712
The three Pearls, each one with a sabre, and in the Three Musketeers pose.

Blue Pearl facing the other direction with CG Pearl looking annoyed and Yellow Pearl smug as always.
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>>78944558
>>78944563
>>78944545
>>78944528
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It's challenging me
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>>78944489
I want Lapis to dunk that dorito loser into the ocean, right after she regifts whatever she got her. Hahaha that'll teach her to have feelings.
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>>78944535
Holy shit. I dont know how she would act in everyday situations... WHU IS LAPIS /sug/?!
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>>78944638
Minor update - His favorite is actually Peridots theme probably because he's a weirdo who loves more atmospheric tracks and stuff
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>>78944756
Why? Garnet's balance issues? That shit was proven wrong.
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>>78944817
I love that little shit's smugness.
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>>78944727
>Zuke makes Peridot fall in love with her insert
Zuke "Too Smooth!" the Duke.
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>>78944774
Well this certainly looks better then this blockhead shit
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>>78944785
Pearls weird

Shes the only gem in the cast with more than one/two main colors in her palette

I guess its trying to emulate the effect real pearls have but its kind of jarring when everyone else is
>dark red and blue
>purple
>green
>orange and red
>pink and white
>blue

And Pearl is
>white and blue and pink and yellow
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>tfw getting strong but not in the real
>tfw when I feel like I'm too exhausted to continue I think about Jasper and do an extra rep or 3
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Pearls have long noses so they can turn their noses up at people extra hard.
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>>78944735
>Can't think of many things that would make for a decent crossover.
>AT, maybe GF, thats about it.

Ehh... I already posted some crossover writefaggotry in the past, I was just seeing folks were still interested in the concept.
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>>78944853
that same person did Garnet, too. I've seen a few others floating around... Ruby and Sapphire embracing and a Steven or too, though I don't have them saved.
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>>78944535
Well she hates the CGs and dislikes the HW gems as well so ofc shes not going to get along with them

The promo shows shes not happy about having to stay with the others and is only trying to not kill everyone for Stevens sake
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>>78944770
>>78944757
>>78944817
>>78944753

My idea was to have a two panel thing. With Pearl and Y Pearl close to each others faces then in the second panel B Pearl is pushing their faces together making them kiss.

Part of me really wants it to involve Y Pearl kissing Pearl in some way.
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>>78944860
It is also an enlarged erogenous zone.
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>>78944774
The only way that I think statues and figures might be a thing is letting Japan do it, I bet there are a few Garage Kits of the CGs
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>>78944872
I think Peridot would translate very well into 3d

By that I mean I want a Peridot
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>>78944814
Isn't that an Eskimo kiss?
I always thought it was when you poked an animal's nose like pressing a button.
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>>78944872
>>78944853
>>78944774

If they released a scale model of all the CG's on the warp pad from the opening I would legit spend upwards of $500 on it if it was high quality.

Dead serious.
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>>78944748
>MENACING
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>>78944883
>nose not big enough
fail bloople
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>>78944770
im foaming at the mouth here anon

you don't fucking udnerstand

all of you need to stop posting pearls right now im doing nofap 2016 and i CANT take this im gonna fucking bust a nut in my sleep if you people keep tempting me like this, my friend told me a new steven universe steven bomb was out and i was like "oh sweet cool" little did i fucking know my pearl kink would manifest itself to it's zenith with blue and yellow pearl completing the pearl triumvirate, the days after the steven bomb i had to physically restrain myself from jacking off to pictures of blue pearl, and it didnt fucking help that all the porn that was coming out of blue pearl was top notch, now i fucking hear somebody is commissioning gnome-no to make all three pearls porn? what the fuck. i typed this out in such a frenzy that my fucking fingers and wrist hurt from the rapid movements of trying to keep my hand away from my dick

fuck you all
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>>78944489
1st for Lapis has no character except being hot and
>LETMEDOTHISFORYOUSTEVEN
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>>78944897
Something like this?

http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:932161
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unpopular opinion:

Perithyst is a better ship and makes more sense than Lapidot
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didnt someone make a life sized peridot plush once?

i remember seeing pics of it posted once
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>>78944510
Dat Lilac
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So how the fuck are we not banned yet?
Last hiatus was longer, sure, but even only 4 days later we already ran out of new shit to discuss.
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>>78944879
Shit dude for a request that simple I'd hit up Scribble or Drawendo first and save the cash
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>>78944510
>Black Pearl is white
Why does this artist hate GoC?
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>>78944756
Explain.
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>>78944877
can you post a link to the promo?
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>>78944916
You're welcome.
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>>78944931
I think it was given to Zuke
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>>78944925
I wouldn't call it unpopular at all, anon. I'd say at this point, the two are fighting it out until Barn Mates happens. At the very least, it's hard to argue it doesn't have more support than Lapidot because Lapidot doesn't have any right now.
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>>78944510
Matte Lilac looks pretty comfy and at the same time full of contempt for most of the others not embracing the poncho look.
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>>78944916
It's fucking January. If you really think you are not going to masturbate all year long you are naive.

Just fap, there is literally no benefit to not doing so other than a placebo effect that you inflict on yourself because you think there is.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1711522#search=gnome-no%20pearl
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>>78944920
I was thinking about her enhancer-less form, those limb enhancers dont look too good using on-model proportions
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>>78944672
I'm thinking of sculpting my own Peridot myself. I still gotta finish my Jetstream sam custom as well as my alt headlmet for my 3A guy.

I would do it too if I could get on SU like the Zuke.
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>>78944916
You cannot resist them.
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>>78944925
>shipping any CGs together
No plot dynamic, just the gimmick of the slob/slut paired with the nerd/uptight personality
At least Lapidot would force some conversation about plot stuff and put Lapis through some kind of character arc
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>>78944925
I thought this ship was called Amedot?
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>>78944941
I may try. Can they draw kissing? A lot of artist seem to struggle with it.
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>>78944925
Anything makes more sense than Lapidot.
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>>78944916
>nofap 2016
>a whole year
You're not gonna survive this month, anon
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>>78944955
i also recall the plush having detachable limb enhancers too.
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>>78944925
Amydot pride worldwide
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>>78944916
It's not healthy to brew loads for that long anon, you need to release it at once!
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>>78944974
I haven't seen anything freely downloadable with Smol Dottie.
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>>78944574
As in a bounty hunter that is a Gem, a bounty hunter that specializes in hunting Gems, or a Gem bounty hunter who hunts other Gems?
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>>78944925
Friendo I don't think you understand. I'm a lapidot shipper and even I agree that Amethyst is better for her. That's not what we fucking want. We want Peri paired with a gem who will beat her senseless just for existing. I want to see that tiny gem bawl.
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>>78944855
>pathetic organic life will never be as symmetrical as space rock master race
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>>78944970
I had a dream that gnome-no died just now.

;_;
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>>78944510
Where is ours? She's the only pearl I want.

Am I missing her?
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>>78945001
On Pearls face no less.
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>>78944901
What I'd like to see most is 15-28mm figures of the characters from the show.
That way I could get my RPG players to actually have any desire to use grid based combat instead of doing it all in imagination.
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>>78944638
Desert glass, lion's theme, roses's fountain, and mother fucking I'm still here.
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>>78944534
a friend wrote this:

>Be Yellow Diamond’s Pearl
>You were supposed to help her
>You were supposed to serve her
>But your Diamond… y-your Diamond… she…
>”CLOD!”
>”Oh yes, more”
>Just a call made her like /that/. And this… that stupid gem is doing more than you have done in a week
>Those lonely nights that you made sure she was pleased
>Those mornings which you were ready to await any order she had for the day
>You couldn’t think of another gem touching your precious Yellow Diamond, not even other Pearl
>Someone else kissing those tempting lips… holding her tight like you haven’t before…
>She… she…!
>”Pearl, I commanded you to do something, are you disobeying me?”
>Oh no, you were so angry in your thoughts that you disobeyed an order from her!
“N-no my Diamond, I was just… just”
>”No excuses, now go away. I shall meet you on my throne as I said” Yellow Diamond said, as she looked again at Peridot FACET 2F5L CUT 5XG, continuing the call
“Yes, your majesty” you say while taking a bow to her, not looking at her eyes but at the floor
>You exit the communication room as you heard that bastard gem yelling at your Diamond again, trying to make her mad but failing in the attempt
>”Yes… more, more! Call me more! Being insulted by a pebble just turns me-“

more?
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>>78945018

Well he did set his Soup to private, so something's up...
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>>78944916
>>78944916
Anon fapping is good for you, helps with prostate health.
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>>78944510
Pink is lewd as fuck but I'd have to with Fuschia as my waifu
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>>78945022
>A splash across the cheek.
>A little dangling off her nose
>Despite hating eating, she swirls some in her mouth
> And a glob right on her Gem.
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>>78945044
But it causes hair loss.
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>>78945041
Just pissed at people still throwing shit in his direction
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>>78945019
Our Pearl has defects, so Rose got her for half off.
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https://join.skype.com/x4ZA9inR4amw Anyone care to join~?
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>>78944935
It's all about the amount of posting and shitposting.

I don't think anyone likes 24/7 threads up with nothing of value going on but so long as it's not getting to the point where you're going through 700 replies an hour, with multiple threads cropping up, and all of it filled with legitimate shitposting you get tolerated longer.
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>>78944707
>nouveau riche
There's no such thing as new money on Homeworld. You're born into your caste and you die shattered in your caste, there's no moving on up.
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>>78945065
People are still giving him shit on soup? What the fuck
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Does anyone have anymore cute Stevie-dot related stuff? Nothing lewd, just cute stuff like friendship and stuff.
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So Peridot is still evil, right?

I mean, she doesn't think the cluster is a good idea, but she's still totally for the destruction of the Earth. That hasn't seemed to have changed. She's joining up with the Crystal Gems because she doesn't see another path out as a traitor, not because she agrees with their philosophy.
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>>78945030
I enjoyed more when YD was fighting against those new feelings about been called a clod.
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>>78944625
you must not have any sisters
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>>78944916
Very creative way of asking for Pearl fap material, anon. I salute you.
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>>78945072
My question is what do they do with diamonds that wind up mined and where black diamond factors into this.

I remember hearing carbonadum or whatever it's official name was, it the only thing as hard as a diamond and is formed upon diamonds themselves forming. In otherwords, if you've got a regular diamond, you'll most certainly have a black diamond form the same area.
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>>78945091
My Pearls will have whatever I damn well tell them to.
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>>78944998
Need more Perithyst/Amydot please
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Heh, I'm probably a sexist, I'm really into having an entire caste of pretty personal assistants.
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>>78945084
She just said "there are better ways to extract Earth's resources without destructing the planet" to Yellow Diamond
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>>78944711
It's not nearly lewd enough!
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>>78945081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUZiVXdaUI
>>78945091
Here's your decency, anon
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>>78945082
Why this one, and not the pouty peridot with her hand under "endgame" that one was the superior image.
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>>78945109
>Heh, I'm probably a sexist

Then you're home.
Please, take a complimentary Pearl.
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>>78945008
I want to see a human who explores gem ruins to take anything he can sell to whatever mobster pays the highest
>fighting rival gang members off with gem relics
>fighting off monsters and occasionally even the CGs for his treasures
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>>78944590
Sucrose has her ways
>>78945058
I fap 1-3 times a day usually. No going back now.
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>>78944916
>nofap 2016
I wanted to do moderate fap 2016 which is just fapping once every 7 days to maintain test levels, but it still feels off to do that. Guess I'm stuck just never whackering again.
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>>78944916
Are you Mayor Dewey or what?
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>>78945082
You can always interpret something lewd as cute
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>>78945115
wew lad
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>>78945113
Yeah, but is that opposed to turning it into a kindergarten? Or would that count as destroying the planet?
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Who do you want Blue Diamond to be voiced by? For some reason i really want Beyonce to voice her, probably because i enjoy her calm cool voice which i assume BD would have.
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>>78945108
This and that other one are all I've got, sorry.
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>>78945147
She would charge too much.
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>>78944978
Somehow, this feels less erotic and more like she's a JoJo character.

Anyone got that fanart of three gems (can't remember who) mimicking the piller men?
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>>78945058
This is bullshit. I'm in my 40s. I've fapped at LEAST once a day since my early adolescence. I still have a full head of hippy long hair... even if it is greying.

It is all in the genetics.
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>>78945084
>she's still totally for the destruction of the Earth. That hasn't seemed to have changed.

No, she isn't. She told Yellow Diamond that she thought of ways to use the planet's resources "without disrupting the local--" and that's where she was cut off. She said "there are things on this planet worth protecting," and that she knew more about Earth than YD.

She called Yellow Diamond a clod and sided with the Gems because she realized that she cared about their fate (hence lying to Yellow Diamond's face about how the ship went down, not revealing they were there) and the Earth ('things worth protecting') and because she found out that everything she had been spouting about the Diamonds being perfect, was incorrect. Yellow Diamond was, as Peridot told Steven just moments before, letting her feels get in the way of rationality. She would rather see Earth totally destroyed just because she wanted it, rather than use the planet productively and practically.
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Fuck it, I'll post 'em.

Here's one crossover fanfic I've been working on, it crosses over Ratchet and Clank with Steven Universe.

>http://pastebin.com/7KX3ygYc

And here's another one, this is a crossover with KH but it can easily be shifted to another series or rendered a non-crossover fanfic.

>>78945065

Ah, I suspected as much.
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>>78944978
Now I'm gonna be expecting some vogue femme style out of yellow pearl's dancing
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>>78944510
>Matte Lilac
Hell Yes
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>>78945123
are you saying that sug is sexist
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>>78944588
You too.
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>>78945128
clearly you have a low test drive
i just want to jack off so bad
is this the curse of the flesh
>>78945133
no i just love pearl(s)
>>78945128
why
why do you post this without any context
to torment me?
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>>78945169
Thanks, anon. I went through the scene again to be sure but I must've missed the exact wording.
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>>78945163
>I'm in my 40s.

Really?
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>>78944504
With how simple and short it was, I could believe that, considering the only voice clip was Peridot saying 'taa-daa'. Saying something that simple in her voice should be relatively easy.
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>>78945188
>why
>why do you post this without any context
>to torment me?
meant fo
r>>78945134
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If they ever do it, how do you think they'll kill off a gem?
Will it be quick and abrupt or slowly torturing and sadistic?
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>>78945185
Great rebuttal
and great time response as well!
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Amydot or Perithyst?
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>>78945163
If I kill you and eat your heart, will I gain your hair? I was planning on doing the same to George Lucas, but he's on to me.
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>>78945115
IRIDESCENT VAGINA
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>>78945147
SU would be canceled, see:>>78945160
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>>78945163
Greg plz you should be washing cars not on imageboards.
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>>78945147
maybe another high caliber Broadway actress
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>>78945170
>And here's another one
I only see one.
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>>78945125
Client: What? More Quartz models?! Haagen, you promised me you'd try to bring back a pretty one this time.
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>>78945188
>clearly you have a low test drive
It feels off because after 5 days I lose all desire to fap. I ended up doing it out of curiosity and because I planned for it.
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>>78945058
>>78945163

Anon, high testosterone levels cause hair loss. I can assure you, that you, who watch little girl cartoons every day and jerk it every day as well, will likely have a full head of hair till the day you die.
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>>78945202
Dewey you fuck, put Steven on. I want his Lazarus saliva.
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>>78945203
It will be fast, and it will be a heroic self-sacrifice.
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>>78945163
>This is bullshit.
>It is all in the genetics.
Did anon just contradict himself
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>>78945163
>in your 40s
>posting on /co/
>posting in a general for a kids

Dear god is this my fate
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>>78945232

Whoops, I must've dropped it. Here you go.

http://pastebin.com/6S3wbWYu
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>>78945203
I feel like it would be quick and abrupt. Done in a way that sort of hammers home to Steven what war is like.

No final speeches, no dramatic final acts, no epic struggle or even a smile to go out on.

Just there one moment, dust the next.

and my money says its garnet/ruby/sapphire.
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>>78945196
I ask my self the same question, but my Drivers License keeps telling me I was born in the 70s.

>>78945218
You will have to defeat my hair in single unarmed combat. I have to warn you that it does not fight fair.

>>78945227
Even the Murdercock has to rest sometime, dude.
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Hey guys.

I just finished watching the newest episodes and I thought of something.

If the Diamonds are fucking massive like they've been depicted, and we compare the size of Rose and the other gems to them, that means the theory about Rose being a diamond is false.

I for one think she's just a noble.
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>>78945091

nofap is unhealthy. We're trying to help you, anon.
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>>78945160
>>78945223
>>78945229
You guys think so? Well if money was no object i'd go for Beyonce.
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>>78944638
I'm Still Here from Rose's Scabbard, my favourite episode
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>>78944504
It was actually played on tv, anon. if it's a fake it's a damn good one because someone in the marketing department mistook it for the real thing
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>>78945256
The only reason I don't think it'd be Garnet is because they love Estelle so much. But I agree, Garnet is the best choice for death.

Honesyl, the best portayal of death in war I've ever seen was in Punisher Max:BORN. That shit was intense.
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>>78945253
Well, to be fair it wasn't until my kids got *really* into Teen Titans that I started watching cartoons again.

And cartoons these days are WAY better than most of the stuff I grew up on.
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>>78945236
Anon what a sad existence.
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>>78944660
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
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>>78945253
I've been on this shit for 10 years, and I probably will for 10 more.
I don't know what the fuck I'll be doing on 2026, but I'm sure that in 10 more years, Pearl will still be the best gem.
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>>78945302
OH YES SHE FUCKING CAN
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if tonight i have a wet dream about blue pearl im blaming you all

goodnight sug
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>>78945286
Shatter Sapphire.

This leaves the one with the least control over her emotions to grieve her 5000 year old love, the loss of her identity as Garnet, and all will to live.
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>>78945266
I'm a 9th level barbe rmage, I think I can handle it. Did I mention I learned to cut hari from John Woo? I've been banned from operating in several countries!
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>>78945290
>And cartoons these days are WAY better than most of the stuff I grew up on.
>This trigger /co/
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>>78945275
Peridot actually spells it out for us what Rose is back in Too Far (though was talking to Amethyst); Quartz's are big, strong, super tough, and super loyal super soldiers.

At most, Rose was probably a high ranking officer beforehand.

I kind of want to see Rose during her first century of life or something, when she was probably some cold-blooded soldier who took on entire planets and won.
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>>78945203
I feel like it would be sadistic to get the point across.

Like a diamond slowly ripping parts of a gem until they've lost all hope and then gets crushed.
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>>78945315
Goodnight.
Bring Floaties, boy.
You'll need 'em.
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>>78945147
Idina Menzel, but she's probably too expensive after Frozen's success.

I don't know if she sings, but Angelica Huston via Morticia Addams would be incredible too.
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>>78945256
You're joking, right? They'd never dare shatter one of the main 5. They'd be pushing it with Peridot/Lapis/Jasper too.

If they ever did shatter a gem on screen, it'd be in a flashback to the rebellion
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>>78944510
Since no one else has claimed her, I'm going with mocha
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WOMEN SHOULD ONLY BE PRETTY LITTLE ASSISTANTS WEARING BALLERINA COSTUMES
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>>78945321
I doubt they'd do that. Ruby has shown to be nearly non functional and single minded wihtout Saphire in at least close proximity. Saphire would be the best choice to keep alive, but the best bet of all would be to killl em both off. Easier to develop other gems that way.
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>>78945315
G'night.

>>78945302
She got away with the birthing video joke. She can do anything she wants.
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>>78945300
Thing is my life feels a lot better after suffering through the first 4 days where I bite my lips a lot. I can't get sad and I feel hype for more things. I also don't suffer from blueballs so it doesn't hurt and like I said after day 5 it's just a way of life.
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>>78945247
>The CGs step inside YD's throne room
>she's not there, one of her soldiers is waiting in front of the throne
>One of the CGs starts to demand to know where Yellow Diamond is
>The soldier wordlessly throws a spear through the speaking CG's gem while they're mid sentence
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It's time.
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>>78944510
Fuchsia or Plum, would definitely be Plum if it wasn't for that huge goofy diamond on her chest.
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>>78945256
>>78945286
why kill a gem when there's a greg?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oA_pABPsdU
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>>78945334
This is her singing in French.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxWlK-4kils
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>>78945363
No.
No it is not time.
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Sometimes I fantasize about being abducted and taken to Yellow Diamond, only to have her say there's no use for "lesser life forms" and orders her Pearl to dispose of me, but really she keeps me locked in storage as her secret "disgusting" sex toy.
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>>78945327
>I kind of want to see Rose during her first century of life or something, when she was probably some cold-blooded soldier who took on entire planets and won.
Maybe not completely, she might've actually been AGAINST Earth at first. Maybe PD was the one who was pro earth and Rose TRAITOR'd the fuck out of her. Dying words were something that made her love earth or something.

Pink diamond is too important not to be mentioned so far, there's a revela involving her and rose, as well as the other diamonds. The question is what?


My money's on Lion being PD.
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>>78945091
Just trying to help you anon, you need to blow that load right away! Why don't you do it right in my mouth? I'll treat you right.
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>>78945286
Well, I see it as Garnet just because...
>She's the most developed of all the gems
>We've learned about everything there is to learn about her
>Her death would potentially force Steven to ultimately step up as the leader
>Her death would massively affect EVERYONE

>>78945321
This works. To be honest this is what makes me pause when I say "Garnet's going to get it" because we know a lot about Garnet, but we see so little of Ruby and Sapphire apart. Yes, Garnet is their love, their strengths, and such combined, but I still want to see the two of them interact.

Actually would a be a cute and potentially interesting episode if GARNET split herself despite her components' wishes so they could get some time not being her.
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>>78945275
We have only seen one diamond.
The paintings arent a faithfull representation of proportions.
I would asume that they are based on egyptian heroglyphics in which the pharaon was represented as being fucking massive alongside with other high heriarchy people.
The Rose= Pink Diamond theory is true.
And if it isnt well get to see PD with her Rose Quartz that will make all the gems (specially Pearl and Steven) suffer a crisis about fighting her because of her resemblance to Rose.
Nonethelerss meeting former comrades of Rose in the Pink DIamond court and Stevens reaction to it will be interesting
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Guys, do you think Pearl drinks tea? It seems like her kinda thing. She brought a tea pot to the tea cup ride, and she wanted to know what kind of tea Connie drank in Bubble Buddies, so I feel like it's almost confirmed

I bet she only pretends to get squicked out by peeing
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>>78945388
>Why don't you do it right in my mouth? I'll treat you right.
Oh no, you stop it right there.
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Did that writefag from the other thread ever produce anything?
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>>78945383
Get out of my head
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>>78945290
Its not hard to be better than damn Hanna Barbera though

All you have to do to be better than them is to vaguely give a shit about anything at all
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>>78945375
Oh FUCK yes.

Tangentially:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9fxjMvJA0
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>>78945398
We've seen Blue Diamond compared to Sapphire and Blue Pearl actually.

Sapphire is only shin high to her from what we saw.
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>>78945328
This is some archnemon level shit here man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww51W3OP1TQ
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What a lewd gesture
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>>78945315
I hope your big, throbbing erection just lets loose tonight Anon, sweet dreams.
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>>78945399
How did you go from Tea to that?
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How do you go from this....
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>>78945337
>>78945371
see >>78945386
with the addition of:
>Garnet is the one seen often as nigh invincible.

>>78945386
There's this too possibility too.
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hi /wkd/
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>>78945449
To this?
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>>78945452
oops, linked the wrong post.
>>78945397
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>>78945460
She turned around.
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>>78945438
when your only purpose is to be a whore, you get good at it
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>>78945058
I jerk it almost every day and I have a fucking lions mane.
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>>78945337
>You're joking, right? They'd never dare shatter one of the main 5. They'd be pushing it with Peridot/Lapis/Jasper too.
All signs point to gem death, the question is who will it be? I doubt they'll let yellow diamond live either.

Easy marks are:Lapis Jasper, and Peridot
Since it's simple to introduce a character, make us love them, and then use them as a sacraficial lamb. I'd say all there fit into this category for diffferent reasons but all have an equal chance of dying.

Hard targets are :Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl.
I believe Pearl is the least likely since she'd do anything to preserve Steven's life for as long as possible due to her extreme thirst.


Garnet was a Mary-sue for a while with only minor character now and very little flaws. She's mostly portrayed as a near fufulled character.

Amethyst is just as likely as Garnet due to her being troubled but at the same time the life of the party.

Both Garnet and Amy serve as ways to make Steven grow up quickly and become more of a leader who will prevent the diamond's grasp from closing on earth. While Amy allows for slower development, Garnet allows for more of the cast to grow as well as Steven and at a much faster rate. "necessity is the the mother of all change."


Least likely of all is Greg, this is because you could potentially get away with gem death on tv for children since it's not technically a human, but it'd be harder to kil off a guy like Greg.
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>>78945399
Are you implying that Pearl wants to drink Connie's piss

please let that be what you're implying
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>>78945409
What's the problem here? Besides that thing in your pants.
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>>78945489
Anon I'm not sure how you crossed the wires to make the box light up that way but fuck it I'm all in
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>>78945428

why would you link that anon

no one wants to see this and end up remembering this shitty season's ending
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>>78945428
I forgot how sadistic that was.
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>>78945355
Birthing video joke?
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>>78945203
A potential rogue Gem ally will mercilessly shatter a Homeworld Gem that refuses to stop reforming. This will drive a threeway wedge among the former Homeworld Gems who don't want to kill their former citizens, the Crystal Gems who are only somewhat perturbed by the act because of old grudges, and Steven who is horrified at seeing a Gem being irrevocably destroyed in front of him.

The rogue Gem will just kind of shrug and exit the scene because the team doesn't have its shit together.
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>>78945489
if any of the gems have an excrement fetish it's probably Amy. She expressly says "She loves it when she feels goop moving through her."
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>>78945489
That's not what I was implying

but it can be if you want it to be
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>>78944540
Peridot: Ooh You Pretty Things
Greg: Star Man
Amy: Rebel Rebel
Pearl: Sufferagette City
Lapis: I'm Afraid of Americans
Garnet: Little China Girl
Rose: Lazarus

Should I keep going?
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>>78944510

i want the coco brown nigress poil.

i've dated like 3 black girls in middle school, i cant go back
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>>78945528
Onion had a vid of his mom birthing him
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>>78945528

Rewatch Onion Friend, hoss.
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>>78945397
>>She's the most developed of all the gems
>>We've learned about everything there is to learn about her
>>Her death would potentially force Steven to ultimately step up as the leader
>>Her death would massively affect EVERYONE
yeah, this si what I've been saying too.>>78945482
albiet a bit more verbosely. The only one who has had similar treatment is Amethyst. Although she's more flawed and lesss at the end of her cycle that could add to her tragedy. She along with Garnet are willing to jump in front of a bullet for Steven while Pearl would escort him away instead.

To compund this Amy looks to have an insane amount of focus coming up, which can also forshadow this.

On the other hand, Garnet's character doesn't have much more room to grow, it'd be hard to give her more wihtout artificially adding some , like with Pearl's forced fusion schtick.
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>>78944674
Does it have to be a direct crossover? I love the fanart of Steven as Jotaro Kujo. Bonus points if Rose is his stand.
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>>78945515
god fuck that shipping ending crap. What were they thinking.

>>78945517
it came so suddenly and unexpected too, if i remember correctly.
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>>78945539
Space Oddity could work well for Peridot, stepping through the door to a new world, losing contact with her old.
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>>78945428
>yfw this happens to Peridot
>She's without her weapon, she's tiny, she's pinned/lifted up by a larger gem
>They have their thumb pressed on her gem...first, her visor cracks and pops off, then, it's on her gem, kicking and screaming and crying
>More pressure is applied
>Peridots voice is cracking as she cries and begs to live
>Crystal gems are trying to fight through Homeworld gems/get to her, growing more frantic
>Crack
>Crack
>Her body is convulsing, before that thumb shatters through her gem
>Her form is there, ever so briefly, before poofing away in smoke, the shards of her gem falling to the floor
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>>78945540
See. This is why you start with white girls and move on to more exotic colors before getting to black.

Now that you cannot go back, you will miss out on so many experiences.
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>>78944687
Hell yeah.
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>>78945383
Too late anon, already thought of it.
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>>78945568
I chose Pretty things because it's about a new age and the present ones will be freed by the rulers.

Oddity is well and good, and could symbolize the death of Peridot's paradigm, but she is rebelling against Yellow only because she thinks that she's not logical or objective enough to be in control.
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>>78945328
>>78945580
Hey, it's like how she squished that little robot during her introduction!

Neat!
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>>78945580
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>>78945589

i envy the gem aristocrat that owns like a whole necklace worth of pearls, a tight pearl poon every day.
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>>78945580
kinda got boner
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>>78945507
I had enough with ERP on /v/, so I'm not used to see it on /co/
At least take it to trash
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>>78945580
god dammit not now
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>>78945559

Kind of, I already posted what I implying here...

>>78945170
>>78945255
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By strange circumstances you have had a pearl assigned to you
Which Pearl?
What do?
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>>78945428
That's kept pretty vague, more annoying than anything and not explicit at all. I can hardly tell what's going on other than "someone is being tortured maybe".
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>>78944854
>White and blue and pink and yellow
>She is defective because she isn't colour-coded to a Diamond's Division
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>>78945641
as far as I could tell, she had her legs torn off, her midsection ripped open, and then her head torn off
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>>78945580
>Steven spits on it
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>>78945580
fuck man, i`m not really for a future of such a chance.

>>78945607
is that ironic?
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>>78945638
i like the blue one

probably submissive, would be good but the type of sub who really squeaks and gets happy if you let them peg you
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>>78945638
Taupe Pearl. I want her to help handle my finances and teach me how to be that classy.
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>>78945580
Horrified but also happy.
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>>78945638
donate it to science before the feds come down on me like a ton of bricks for harboring an illegal alien
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>>78945657
It's a thumb, not a foot, but it works.
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S H O T S
F I R E D
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>>78945580
You sick fuck. You utter sick fuck. That will never happen to my Peri, never.
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>>78945682

There are no laws regarding ayy lmaos, so the feds couldn't publicly do anything until shit gets sorted out.
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>>78945580
How likely is it that some Diamond murders one of the Crystal Gems and Steven's reaction is just a tearful rage and when he comes to he realizes the Diamond and everyone is staring at him in horror because he's completely cracked and scratched and fucked up her gem

Just once, ONCE in the series, only once, I want to see Steven lose control and do something devastating
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>>78945638
Mocha
Mostly treat her like a roommate, but reward her with head pats and hugs for doing chores
and maybe ask to cuddle every now and then
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>>78945703
And by that you mean cum shots
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>>78945580
>You will never pin a squirming Peridot to the floor with your boot on her forehead
>Her tiny body kicking and arching up like a pinned mealworm or caterpillar
>She's squirming and crying out, telling you to stop, please, let me go! I don't want to be shattered!
>She's crying
>The CG's are also crying out, trying to get to you and Peridot
>The space rock is mewling and crying herself hoarse
>Each time her gem cracks, it gets easier and easier to apply pressure
>You will never squish Peridot like a big in front of the Crystal Gems eyes and break Stevens heart as she is shattered completely and unable to be healed.
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>>78945703
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/685263093157347328

That's not even what "shots fired" means.
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>>78945428
This is why I can't enjoy anime anymore. So much tryhard edge. Am I supposed to be feeling something other than wanting to laugh?
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>>78945709

Yeah...

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra-Terrestrial_Exposure_Law

But then again, NASA removed it from the code of regulations back in 1991.
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>>78945740
Haha, you're into that.
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>>78945474
Sign me up!
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>>78945705
Peri begging for mercy!
Peri promising to renounce the Crystal Gems as she begs for her life!
Peri screaming as she deforms and begins to die!
Peri singing Love and Peace on the planet Earth as she cries and finally shatters!
Peri being brought beyond the hope of resurrection as she's ground into powder!
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>>78945703
Someone sounds cranky.
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>>78945712
sounds good to me and works with my thoughts on Garnet dying.

>>78945550
and great... now I'm imagining the fanfic tier scenario...
>The CG are preparing for a full scale assault by Yellow Diamond's forces
>Garnet seems uncharacteristically nervous and talking to herself a lot
>Her nerves seem to reach a peak before suddenly becoming very calm
>Before they go to the final fight, Garnet bestows someone with her future sight (permanently, somehow)
>turns out Garnet worked through millions upon millions of different scenarios on how to strategize for the first assault and in every single one someone died
>She ultimately accepted it as her
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>>78945712
>Using a tragedy as a form to unleash his power
As much as someone want this to be like it, this is not DBZ
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>>78945755
I don't get off on it, but it's very satisfying to type out

Do you think Peridots gem shattering sounds like glass, or more like a quartz-ey stone being ground into?
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>>78945621
What? You don't want to pump out a nice hot, sticky wad just for me?

Let's talk about gems.
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>>78945784
I don't want to see him unleash his power, I want to see him choose violence over mercy.
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>>78945786
Neither, Peridot is a pretty hard stone.
More than likely it would be a brittle-like break, one firm snap putting it half.

How you break it with a foot I'll never know.
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>>78945776
All this Gem torture porn, I can't deal with it so early in the morning. I'm out until the threads become fluffy love-fests again.
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At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
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Daily reminder that Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man
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>>78945703
Fake and hetero.
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>>78945776
>Peri singing Love and Peace on the planet Earth as she cries and finally shatters!
Mmmmmmm
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>>78945776
>The CG's manage to get whoever was crushing Peridots gem off of her
>Bad news is, her gem is completely cracked through, and is slowly crumbling by the second
>Peri lays on the ground, suffering, Steven panicking and trying to lick his thumb to heal her up, but there's not enough gem left to fuse back together
>Peridot is quiet, scared, afraid as she slowly feels herself crumbling away
>She's quiet as she listens to Steven as he cries and desperately tries to heal her
>"Life and death and love and birth and peace, and war, on the planet earth"
>"Is there anything that's worth more?"
>Steven sniffles, and he replies with singing in key
>That's all Peridot is able to do, knowing she's as good as dead but knows Steven needs to focus. She's only able to sing out gently as her gem cracks one last time, and her body poofs, leaving the two halves of her gem
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>>78945787
Yeah, that's better.

Which gem is the lewdest?
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>>78945781
The part about giving her future vision to someone permanently is unnecessary, and I'd find it more tragic if Ruby survived, but otherwise that's pretty good.
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>>78945891
>>78945776
>>78945580
>>78945740
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>>78945845
except for MYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>78944510
Matte green
Also, where is terrifying renegade?
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>>78945845
That's not Dragonforce.
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>>78944545
Can a nigga get a source? I need to see more from this artist.
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>>78945919
I don't see why Garnet has to die. I think a much more cruel solution for an arc is a Diamond using her power or tech to defuse her and lock them out of refusing.
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>>78945942
not there obviously, that chart should be looking nice and not scare anyone away instead
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>>78945755
my usual fetishes are kind of ruined by logic and such. (Ovi/preg)
>Facehugger-thing comes fro Garnet
>it's crushed immediately in gauntlets

>Facehugger comes for Peridot
>She snatches into a jar and proceeds to do SCIENCE! to it

>Facehugger comes for Pearl
>Is impaled in her schnoze

>Facehugger comes for Amy
>She thinks it's cool
>Decides to 'feed it'
>Kills the egg inside of her because of the horrific, toxic shit she normally stuffs into her form

The gems have walked through my magical realm and emerged without even realizing they were in one.
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>>78945898

garnet coming out of the fucking ocean

or rainbow quartz's foking debut dirty dancing
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>>78945580
>>78945740
>>78945776
>>78945891
The ironic part is Peridot will probably crack herself by accident. Out of all of them, she's received the most hits to her gem. Peri's even clumsier and prone to injury than Amethyst.
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>>78945942
good fucking taste
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>>78944510
Matte Light Plum or Plum

Black Pearl a qt too. She gives me Lydia Deetz vibes.
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>>78945962
>Ruby and Sapphire constantly

Oh christ no
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Would you a Jasper?
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>>78945962
This would solve my own problems about losing out on development for Ruby and Sapphire but it somehow feels... Cheaper for some reason, even if, in a way you could then play their tragedy as parents outliving their own child.

>>78945919
Agreed I guess.

>>78945956
>Diamond arrives on earth
>Nothing can hurt the bitch
>Steven gets an idea and decides to defeat a gem with the power of metal
>Shatters Yellow Diamond with DRAGONFORCE.
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>>78946016
Yup
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>>78946016
i prefer submissive girls
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>>78946016
The question isnt "Which gem would I" its "Which gem wouldnt I"

So far I'd every gem
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>>78945957
http://drawpod.tumblr.com

You'll find only Peridot there
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>>78945969
>she walks out of the bathroom one day
>laughs that she feels 40 pounds lighter
>cut to bathroom
>toilet is dripping oil
>horrified Alien/Gem hybrid shivering on the bathroom floor, weeping softly
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>>78946036

what are you a fag?

a real man goes after women who'd STEP ON HIS SPINE AND SPIT ON HIM
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>>78945957
>>78946044
Remember to always 1280
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>>78946016
Fuck yes, anon. Especially if she's like this.
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>>78946069
ehh, i prefer being a baby who can scream for a titty in his mouth
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>>78945659
>>78945670
>>78945724
Follow-up question: what does your pearl sound like?
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>>78945898
Amethyst, she sucks off anyone behind the Big Donut. Even Steven.
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>>78946095
i dunno

squeaky, but with vocal training
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>>78946045
>Pearl sees it and sits down next to it, offering it a a gun
>"Welcome to dealing with Amethyst. Do you want to kill yourself now to try to soldier through?"
>It takes the gun
>"I admire your freedom to choose that option, xeno."
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>>78946095
Deedee's bedroom voice
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>>78946094

well that too
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>>78946029
>he gets the idea from a vague prophecy about YD being killed by metal men
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>>78945969
>Decides to 'feed' it

I don't know why but this just brought futa Amethyst to my mind.
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>>78946095
Taupe Pearl? Like Pearl does. But deeper, bored, and with the straightest-delivered sarcasm this side of the Mississippi.
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>>78946016
I want to suck her off through her uniform.
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>>78946128
Metal Men?

Or Metal MAN?
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>>78946153
Futa Amy isn't even like, out there. It's rote and boring considering her. She probably did it with Vidalia all the time.
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>>78946177
Metal Man was decommissioned and his weapon erased from all memory for a REASON, anon.

No Robot Master should have that much power. Power so great even HE'S weak to it.
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>>78945969
I'm just like
Futa Peri.

Everywhere I go has really submissive Peridots and I don't like it.
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>>78944510
Cream and Gold are pure and cute.
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To think there was a time where Garnet was a scared newbie and Pearl was her superior.
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>>78946214
I wouldn't if I were you. Gold is a sadist. You can just tell.
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>>78945919
I think it has serious merit, but not permanently.

Before Garnet rushes off to die, she gives Steven one last kiss. In this kiss he sees everything, how she dies, the other gems' grief, his own. At the same time, he also sees a single trajectory among all others, one where he defeats homeworld, and liberates the gems, this srengthens and hardens his resolve to see this war through to the end, but he'll do ti his way.

Something to that effect. I don't really think Ruby would work well on his own, only because in jailbreak he was shown to be a jibbbering ninny without Spahhy, and would most likely bayonet himself at the first opportunity.
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>>78946225
Pearls are made to be submissive to their masters.
Rose is gone.
Sooooo
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>>78946237
Maybe I want her to hurt me
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>>78946225
Garnet matured into her own person while Pearl stayed the submissive wife until Rose died and left behind a kid

I still find it interesting that Ruby and Sapphire didnt get together because they developed a relationship and love, they were strangers who fucked accidentally and got to know each through the milennia afterward
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>>78945606
Actually Peridot rebelling against Yellow Diamond because she thinks YD isn't objective enough to be fit for leadership is a huge thing.

She's clearly been trained to consider the diamonds to be flawless and infallible, with her diamond being the most perfect of them all. To not just question that, but to outright say she knows better than Yellow Diamond is a huge thing.
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>>78946258
>he
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>>78946286
Then you are already doomed.
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>>78944510

Purple is best waifu.
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>>78946029
>it somehow feels... Cheaper for some reason
Because we've known homeworld doesn't otlerate traitors and would shatter em both

>>78945580
Too damned simple, there's setting Peri and Lapis up as fall guys, although at this point they're really pushing Peridot an awful lot. It's an old literary trick to get a reader quickly engaged in a new character and then slaughter them mercilessly.

Plenty of shows have done it before. It's like giving a redshirt charcter development for an episode or two and then killing them off.
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I'm out of town on my shitty phone and just wanna read me some fics.

Does anybody have some gemswap fanfics or greentexts? Or stevonnie fusion ones? Or at least redemption fics/greentexts?

I would even settle for basic shipping stuff because I like seeing happy gems. Particularly shipping with Amy but again, I'm trying not to be picky.
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>>78946358
Gems don't deserve to be happy
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>>78946358
>Does anybody have some gemswap

OH NO YOU DON'T, THAT DEMON *DIED* WITH HOMESTUCK
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>>78946212
>Everywhere I go has really submissive Peridots and I don't like it.

I know, I too enjoy bedroom dominant Peridot.
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>>78946358
Wow. Peridot looks great without the visor and restyled hair.
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>>78946304
It's a persistent narrative thread and will be around forever. Discovering that the authority figure is flawed (government, king, parents, cult leader, sewing circle) and rebelling to find your own truth a great detriment to yourself, at least initially.
I like those type of stories.
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>>78946388
It's unrealistic
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>Play Puppeteer recently
>it takes place on the moon
>Catch up with SU
>there's an Ep where Steven and the Gems go to the moon
is the universe trying to tell me something?
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>>78946379
???
Is there something I'm missing?

I'm just talking about the AU where the home world gems and crystal gems change places.
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>>78946392
>My visor, I can't see a thing without my visor
There needs to be some VelmDot fan-art of this.
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>>78946425
its called momswap
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>>78946425
...a'ight. You get a pass. Carry on.
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>>78946417
Yes, go to the moon.
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>>78946388

"harder! do it harder! you clod!"
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>>78946404
>Unrealistic
I bet you think dominance is about being strong.
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>>78946431
Oh, my bad. Then I'm asking for mom swap.

Then what was gemswap and why was anon frustrated by it?
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>>78946417

Does Ronaldo think the moon is hologram?
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>>78946440
>Peridot getting Amethyst to dress up like Yellow Diamond to roleplay a 'report'
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>>78946451
But it is, alieans blew it up sometime in the 90s, but the government tried to cover it up with an "artificial moon"
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>>78946417
now I want there to be a video from the bit where amethyst opens the door on the moonbase only for footage from that game to play
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>>78946425
One guy who draws SU comics is making an entire fan episode of momswap

Pic related is his roughs for it
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>>78946443
i don't think peridot is going to enjoy having to do all the work after being so confused in the rest of her affairs, BDSM police-kun
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>>78946313
ruby is the closest to male gem we got.

And don't say Jasper, she's perfect.
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>>78946485

>implying the moon has ever existed

get educated, sheeple http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm
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>>78946425
>tfw Jasper will never emerge from the sea, loom over you, grab you by the neck, and demand to know where she is
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>>78946490
And of course I dont actually post the picture

The tumblr is sketchedattrocities by the way
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>>78946500

Jasper's more like these things if you ask me.
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>>78946496
>implying Peridot wouldn't top from the bottom
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>>78946557
>know how close she is by the frequency and intensity with which she growls "YOU CLOD"
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>>78944931
https://www.etsy.com/listing/256214208/steven-universe-inspired-almost-life
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>>78945321
This would be very interesting but I doubt crewniverse could pull it off well enough.
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>>78946177
>Metal MAN

Welcome to my level, my name is Metalman
I throw metal blades from my metal hands!
I dance around with style and finesse
Better watch out for these blades or you'll end up headless.

You want to fight and try to be the one to bring me down
But I know that there's no chance,
And I know, as soon as you step foot inside that door
You'll fall victim to my metal dance.

Armed with metal blades, conveyor belts and funk,
They bend to my metal will, turning my enemies to junk
So if you think you can take me on,
Step inside my metal cave and we'll battle 'til the break of dawn!

You want to fight and try to be the one to bring me down
But I know that there's no chance,
And I know, as soon as you step foot inside that door
You'll fall victim to my metal dance.

It's coming down to the hour of the fight
I was built by Dr. Wily, you were built by Dr. Light
Let's!
See which robot's better, let's see who built us best,
Take the first shot Megaman let's put it to the test.

You want to fight and try to be the one to bring me down
But I know that there's no chance,
And I know, as soon as you step foot inside that door
You'll fall victim to my metal dance.
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>>78946476
>Peridot walks up to Amethyst
>Amethyst looks at her quizically
>She brushes the hair aside and and brings her mouth close to Amethyst's ear, breathing slowly and raggedly.
>"You clod" she whispers, the words dripping with undisguised passion.
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>>78946575
>muh peri-dick
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I found this. Some artist should redraw it.
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>>78946667
yesssssssssssssss
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>Armstrong will never give you a hug
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>>78946698
They really ought to train doctors to distinguish between what is and isnt a person

Who knows how much money the hospital wasted on that thing
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>>78946698
>I HAVE COME HERE FROM NOWHERE
>ACROSS THE UNFORGIVING SEA
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