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>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
>Extended Intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAwHG95mlk
well I guess, I do love beach summer fun buddys
It could of been a fan fiction about Steven drowning Connie in a river and it wouldn't of pissed me off as much anon. At least it would of been shit from start to finish and not shit on an interesting concept.
Funfact, Lapis is the only character that Tumblr tards will call you a pedo for drawing lewds of yet still call you a pedo if you ship her with Steven.
Which is it Tumblr faggots?
This is literally forced Race Mixing.
HW was disgusted by the thought of different gems fusing and the Rebels used the fusion methods to their advantage... so HW gave them all the Gem Mixing they could handle
and they couldn't handle it Also the Jasper Rose fought was a jasper fusion.
well by her face it looks like she would be enjoying it.
I wish there were more fanart of this ship
garnet/peridot thunder glovin' when?
>she loves app games too
lapis no why
There is some great stuff for it around.
im actually shocked really, first non family gem that really loved Steven
not my ship tho
I don't ship them but I do dig the sort of really weird but neat dynamic they have going where Lapis is almost trying to make herself a Pearl to his Rose with the needless self-abuse and torment, and Steven no selling it
She can't escape being happy no matter how hard she tries
True. There's a pretty small amount of Steven and Lapis stuff out there but they're mostly pretty good imo
Anon, she had everything.
I don't know why, but Lapis being an ornery wretched cunt to everyone but Steven just warms my heart
Rose had a lot of human lovers before Greg; she says as much in We Need To Talk. At least one of them probably wanted to try doing it in the butt.
I guess blue and pink will always go well together
>She can't escape being happy no matter how hard she tries
Ya know thats a really neat way of looking at it
You think her powers grow stronger the more depressed and sad she is? Like when Steven feels bliss, love, or the will to protect his gem activates easily
Apparently a few times, but Pearl is always there to tend to his sexual needs.
I'm hoping that they make another game soon.
The first one was pretty fun and with all the lore-bombs we've had recently, not to mention the extra locations and additions to the CGs, fighting against Blue/Yellow Diamond's armies might be great.
He's probably had a few, but when he enters puberty he's gonna have the hardest time.
I loved Attack the Light, they need to make a game for 3DS or a download title for consoles.
>needing to fight multiple HW rubies
>needing to fight mass produced poils
>needing to fight quartz type gems as high level grunts/mini bosses
i would donate forty... seven... dollars and... 16 cents to see this
He's 14 now, at that age I think my bed sheets were like they'd been doused in five gallons of slime by the end of every night.
And seeing as how Pearl watches him sleep then she's probably been witness to quite a few of his nocturnal emissions.
Yeah, Attack the Light was an excellent little game, but the one thing I felt it was missing was taking advantage of how much the series has to offer; bar Alexandrite, most of what it has to offer is exclusively CG stuff from the first ten episodes. Now, we could have Connie, Lion, Peridot, probably Lapis soon, and Beach City might make a more interesting adventure location than endless caverns.
>We will never have weekly episodes
Well considering how valuable his spit is, maybe some of his other fluids have special properties. Somebody has to be there to collect them for experimentation lest the go to waste, am I right?
The battle system is undertale is great, i'd prefer it over another regular turn-based RPG. Don't even need the mercy/act stuff, just the bullet hell/platfortmer minigames would be great.
How would you guys feel about an entire episode where jamie plays everyone but steven. Any fighting is cheesy play quality effects, and bad acting. The episode can even have a new intro.
So which is best /ss/ for Steven?
but it has to be super overblown fanfiction starring all the gems, all of them, written by Steven and edited by Peridot
>implying rose, fascinated by human behaviors and the relationships between them and her own species would not approve .
if she has some sort of dormant consicousness inside steven's gem, she must have had a field day to be part of stevonnie.
Network TV has learned the wrong lessons from on-demand providers.
They saw people buying blocks of show in one go to binge-watch and thought 'hey, people like concentrated bursts, lets do that'.
What they don't realize is that people buy the whole season from beginning to end and binge at their leisure, not at a timescale they have no control over.
Here's a shiny new Pearl with her pet giraffe.
She started an intergalactic war, cried up a reservoir, befriended everything, fell in love with "Mr Universe", and decided to reincarnate into Crayon Shin-chan's body.
I'm not sure anything Rose ever did WASN'T a field day.
I'm not sure
I don't think i have yd but i have this.
And the Sky Arena, and the Moon, and the Kindergarten...
Not to mention Stevonnie, Peridot, Pearl and Peri's robots...
There's so much exciting backstory for a new game now, they'd be fools for not cashing in.
Except for the enemy combatants she poofed/shartted.
>first time Rose took a big fat crystal shit
>PEARL YOU MUST SEE THIS
be careful what you wish for
anon you know they won't unless a diamond tells them to, they are too dependent on steady supply of huge women beating them silly and giving them the crystal cock to survive
even crystal gem poil was fucking riding rose's metaphorical dick, it even says in the extended opening:
"i will fight in the name of rose quartz, and everything that she believed in"
it wasn't "i will fight to free my kin pearls, from the diamond's cruel subjugation"
Why do you think she's so incredibly unstable and thirsty? The second a Diamond comes in with the back of her hand raised and tells her to kneel, her legs are going to buckle and she's going to start leaking like a bad faucet.
Only if the gem is shattered, like all of the gems in the show
so owners are free to beat them into regenerating. I'd like to imagine that Pearls are expensive as even if they are hundreds, compared to an immortal expanding race, its relatively small
If it's revealed that Steven is the son of Pink Diamond, how would Pearl react?
>Pearl has to constantly fight her own inborn nature to not automatically submit slavishly and fawningly to any gem bigger and more dominant than she is, no matter how good it'd feel to finally let go
somebody requested this like 3 threads ago.
if pearl is really white pearl's pearl
why didnt she know how the pyramid worked?
because you keep your pearls in the goddamn lounge to strut about like birds and lick your boots clean not to operate your goddamn superweapons numbnuts
Onion is staring at the last vidya character you played and he's holding his hand out.
What does Onion want from him?
>why didn't white diamond's sex slave know how her pyramids worked
Why would she? Yellow Pearl is a secretary, and Blue Pearl was for decoration. Pearls aren't generals or anything.
>Too rainy weather
>Sure, try to blend in with the background, smart move
>dress for the job you want right? Get the hell out of here.
>The eighties called, they want their everything back
>I didn't know the circus was back in town
>You're a thousand years to early for the monroe look honey
>who let the monkey out of her cage?
>the shrinking violet is soooooo 2008
>trying too hard
>condolences on getting stuck in a block of jelly
>you are way too happy
>don't try to act cool hun, you're a gem
>The virgin mother isn't a fashion statement you narcissist
>Help, I'm trapped in the land of pretentious song birds!
>I hope you all realize you're dressing above your rank, except for the hooker. You know who you are.
Artist of these here. Any SFW /ss/ draw requests?
Going to take a shower first though.
pearl is not pink
there is no way she can be a pearl made for rose her colors do not match rose's colors
if she was related to rose or pink diamond she would be pink colored like lion
I love this artist.
fuk u lil boi
Blue Pearl and Yellow Pearl lustfully asking if they can fuse with Steven.
Yellow Diamond attempting to "purify" Steven.
Pearl asking if she can sleep with Steven (in the literal definition, but Steven thinks she means sex).
I have more
He's great, it's really sad that he got a lot of hate for that one Stevonnie comic.
We know that Peridot has used Steven's toothbrush, you should draw exactly what she used it for and his reaction to that.
It could be just cleaning her gem, or whatever you can imagine her doing with it.
Armstrong groping Steven.
If that's alright...
I think with this one it's the Puma Pummeler that does me in.
So, I've been starving for good material since this is my first proper hiatus spent knee deep in SU stuff
Anyone have any good Peridot centric fanfiction? Any ship or genre works, it just needs to be good.
Fuck, I hated that.
People got mad at him for "pedophilia" and other stuff because he drew a joke comic with Stevonnie looking into her shorts.
There was tons of hate for them for doing that.
well it's a double entrende
Garnet got dat throne butt happenin'
>There was tons of hate for them for doing that.
I can't wait to get good at art again so I can tell everything to go deepthroat an electrical pole whenever they get deeply offended by mild jokes
I read a fiction last night with Pearl and Peri basically having a sex torture session.
As for how good it is, picture related. I was actually planning on writing one with Peri and Pearl that takes place right after back to the barn but that will come after my current project.
Here you go. http://pastebin.com/Z01KkynK I didn't write this btw.
I probably shouldn't forget the picture when I say picture related.
Peridot is for PURE
Also, I'm slowly going through the more tame stuff I found, but it's generally been stuff that tried so hard but fell short
Ehhhhh, Lapidot isn't exactly my favorite. It's the lowest of ships I like with Peridot, mostly because we really don't know much about Lapis yet.
I do want to see shipping of everything else. Amethyst for goofing off, Steven because it's perfect, Pearl because tech geeks, Garnet because it's fucking Garnet...
I just really like more slow burn stuff.
Hottest Diamond coming through.
Pink'll probably be hotter actually.
>Write horrifying fanfic that wrenches the blackest stains out of my psyche and smears it wetly across psychosexual lesbian rock sadism
>Meanwhile some dude gets ripped for Stevonnie staring down her jorts
I am a fucking sucker for slower burning romances.
Also, I kinda want to see fics with Peridot just trying over and over again to fuse, but something blunders each time. Who is she gonna be successful with? Who knows?
IS THIS HOMEWORLD LAND SO GOOD?
WOULD YOU LEAVE IT IF YOU COULD?
Well, they're definitely not her Limb Enhancers.
What about a laser rifle?
That's the thing about being a nobody anon. I'm sure Tumblr would lynch me for my Ponnie fiction but they will never get the chance.
Plus I wouldn't really give a fuck if they did.
>not a fan of shipping
>don't like fanfics
>just like cartoons and music
Sometimes I wonder why I even come to /sug/.... it's almost identical to mlp
I mean that's all you gotta do is shrug and go "w/e"
The hate means clicks, harvest them
But for real, man, would they hate the shit I wanna do with Stevonnie, the bunch of prepubescent cloistered little weaksauce fucks
Life and death, love and birth, and peace and war on the planet Earth.
Wont deny that, it is fun at times, and nice to see what works and whats a flop
And sometimes I just like Couples being cute
So what kind of job Lapis had on Homeworld?
I think she was eather some sort of librarian(she was supposed to be enciclopedia for Steven) or
The fact a place like that exists just makes me sad.
I haven't updated this in a long time, I'll have more by this weekend. I'm working on it right now actually.
Tell me what you think I guess, but it's rough and old.
It does, but only if you like music.
I think Ian described them as B-Canon, so they're not set in stone but they don't contradict anything in the cartoon either.
They're fun for what they are and also have that unique SU 'voice'.
Yeah, the first few episodes are a rough patch. The show doesn't truly find its groove until the double digits, in my opinion.
Giant Woman is a great first episode, though, and a good sign of what people like in the show. Try that, and if you still don't get it, I'd say Star Vs is more your speed.
Steven getting molested by the gem mutant with six arms.
Doesn't everybody? I haven't forgiven her since Sadie's Song.
Sworn to the Sword got me, but then again, I was hopped up on painkillers from knee surgery. Not like there was much else on.
The main buffer zone for new viewers tends to be Steven himself - early Steven is a bit stupid, a bit irritating, and not at all useful. Not to mention Zach Callison hadn't quite gotten his voice right.
Serious Steven (seven episodes in) is a big turning point in those regards, and I'd say it's when they got a handle on his character.
Pearl spent 5000 years being completely devoted to Rose after being emancipated. I don't think it is in the pearls' natures to go against the masters they were created to serve. We haven't even seen one mistreated.
>Amethyst drinking from a straw while the drink is sitting in Steven's lap.
I have to question your objectivity.
Get out Jasperfags, we had enough of you yesterday to last us all week.
And the stars look so much different today.
If you don't fuck off with your misguided moralfaggotry I'm going to break you.
THESE ARE *MY* DRAGONBALLS, YOU WEIRD LITTLE FUCKASS.
Of all things in her dream....why a slice of Pizza?
and is it me is the Rose in Pearl's dream the pregnant model from Lion 3?
"Forget about Greg Let's go travel the galaxy!"
This is Pearl's inner desire, traveling with Rose throughout the galaxy and space alone on a giant piece of pizza. (my dumb headcanon is its her one food she enjoys)
260,000Jews died in WW2. None of which was in a gas chamber
Apparently seeing or eating pizza in a dream represents "Abundance, choices, and variety. It may also indicate that you are lacking or feeling deprived of something. Alternatively, a pizza may have similair significance to a circle."
>yfw he watched the show, and wanted a cameo but Sugar didn't know where to put him so she pushed his cameo back to another time.
I feel like the crew looked up stuff on dream dictionary websites for that episode. Not that I do dream dictionary stuff.
-To see or eat pizza in your dream represents abundance, choices, and variety. It may also indicate that you are lacking or feeling deprived of something. Alternatively, a pizza may have similar significance to a circle.
-To dream that you are surfing parallels the ups and downs of some emotional situation or relationship. You may feel overwhelmed. One minute you can be in control of your emotions and the next minute you are not.
I'm not sure what it means for the Sun and the Moon to be present at the same time. Maybe just conflicting emotions.
it doesn't work like that
are you even TRYING
Alright /sug/ you gotta help me out...
>Doing PowerPoint on 13 colonies for school
>Using mom's computer because mine is broken.
>Mom uses Pintrest so "pin it" appears next to every google image result.
>Looking for a pic that relates to slavery
>Stumble upon an incredibly racist picture
"How long does it take for a nigger woman to pass a turd?"
>Accidently press pin it because I'm a fucking idiot.
>Racism on my mom's Pintrest
>She still hasn't noticed.
Let's see: Lapis was the first thing Steven manage to save and with his own power; Steven is the only one Lapis really cares about; Steven is as old as Lapis looks; they able to hangout together all day; aside from Amy, Lapis is the only gem that doesn't talk down to Steven and treats him like an equal; Steven said Lapis's element is like a part of his home; Lapis once suggested they run away together to live somewhere else; Steven subconsciously linked himself with Lapis and got into her head; the age thing suggests that ConniexSteven may not happen now
The is ship is real possibility.
That's kind of already been done. Kind of.
dammit...welll then have Pearl on her knees, wiping off some dirt from his face, and her saying through dialogue for Steven to take off his clothes so she can clean the rest of his body properly. Your choice on whether her intentions or benign or not.
new character voiced by Bowie
Yes, they have some connections but... what would they even SEE in eachother? It's cute but they aren't going to be the other's type unless they really ramp up the character development.
Rate my posts screenshot compilation /sug/
Whoever this artist is, kudos.
I don't ever look at any of the other threads on /co/ so I didn't even vote.
I'm not that surprised actually, I mean my two favorite shows are Steven Universe and Rick and Morty. I guess there is a reason for that.
Gravity Falls being so mid tier made me smile. Those guys annoy me more than ponyfags.
Is that spear worth a damn? I think I barely looked at it after killing the guy who held it.
Ludwig's Holy Blade 4life
>showing your patrician tastes this early in the morning
It's interesting to me that so many people find so many of the Gems attractive. I don't at all, maybe Lapis and Amethist to a small degree. But I like that, it's harder to concentrate for me on the show if the characters are too sexy.
When der diamond says we is de master race
We heil heil right in der diamond's face
Not to love der diamond is a great disgrace
So we heil heil right in der diamond's face
I found it pretty damn easy to stop listening tbqh f(a)m.
I just want you to know that you're not alone. I'm not into the whole shipping, waifufagging, and fanfics as well.
Not the OR, but this is adorable. Don't give up on your art, it's really great.
>I warned you about stairs! I told you Dot!
Who else rooting for Jasper here? I don't even care if she joins up with the CG, as long as she doesn't get completely shafted after being held hostage by that psychopath Lazuli for a year.
Rifle Spear has a really safe charged R2. I mostly find it a nice and safe early game weapon. Haven't really experimented on how well it does if you go +10 and take it into late game.
She'll get her arc for characterization eventually. I'm sure of it. We barely know anything all that substantial about her so there's a lot of potential there.
Laser Light Canon and Gem Glow are great starting episodes and I liked the show after those two; it had just enough intrigue, heart, and jokes. The eps after that are kinda slow though, and I dropped the show briefly because I got tired waiting weekly for such a slow show. Marathoned the eps I missed and never looked back since.
I'm pretty sure that was drawn by the person who drew >>78918694 >>78919522 and >>78919530
Unfortunately I can't remember their name.
>He's using the savings from his piggy bank to pay for the date
But I doubt Steven owns a suit and why would he invite Pearl to a restaurant since she doesn't eat? Although she would still go if he asked since she would appreciate the gesture.
Steven believing in everyone (Lars, Centipeetle, Lapis, Peridot) and winning them over with his compassion is a huge part of the show. Do you guys think every Diamond is going to be "defeated" this way? Will some of them just be pummeled into the ground? It's hard to imagine a giant Diamond listening to him long enough to be converted.
Is there more art of Yellow Diamond doing cute stuff with her Pearl? Because I need it.