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Yo, turns out Mr. Maheswaran is CIA and not operator after all, Edit when?
Prob been posted before but
So what makes Jasper so appealing?
besides being super beefy
She's super confident. Beta males find that appealing.
Real life Amethyst lol
No one cared who I was till I took off the enhancers.
Fan art that changes her body type, specifically the ones that make her appear feminine while mildly muscular at the same time and the ones that make her seem loving, lustful, or flustered.
FIRST ONE TO STOP SINGING TO STAY ON MY SHIP
In all honesty she would look like this
Pearl would look like Ariane Friedrich
and Garnet would look like Blade
First for uh, damn, I posted it a while back and forgot by now.
Oh, right, battle against the cluster being an Evangelion reference with Steven rejecting the Third Gempact for Connie.
you guys do know why yellow pearl is yellow right?
The government has full knowledge of the gems and gem activity.
Gems helped found the fucking government.
They just know better than to try and agitate/pick a fight with the Crystal gems when all they're doing is helping humanity.
>tfw pic related never happened
I am kind of glad
This is a Jasper thread now.
She's a burly aggressive no-holds-barred (she knocked a human child unconscious with her head, for goodness sake) fighter who also has luscious flowing locks, a dislike of singing, and looked really hot dancing with Lapis. I guess you could say she's just a dynamite gal.
No, take Cheeto monster out of here please.
ohh by the way I HEARD YOU WAS TALKING SHIT IN THE LAST FEW THREADS MA NIGGA
ARE YOU HERE TO SQUARE UP OR WUT?
She's been corrupted. Everything below the neck is shaped like a snake with a diamond pattern on her back.
Soon her head will change, and have a cobra hood resembling her hair.
How long until jasper teaches steven "Dodging 101"
>Pearl is captured by the Diamonds
>she leads a revolution of her own and rescues a bunch of other Pearls from Homeworld
Why did they remove Greg's part in the song for the show?
i mean given they all share the same base brains i'm sure it wouldn't be too hard
what are the diamonds fighting that they need such a giant army for anyway?
not like rubies do shit besides die
She and my brother both attended SVA. They were friends, and she needed a quick place to stay while in NY. The second time was just to pop in and say hi to him. First time was cool, got to see some very bare-bones designs for what I assume(?) was future SU stuff.
FUSE WITH THE FUCKING WAIFU
haven't enjoyed an unironic AMV in so, so long
Is Joy Ride the best episode featuring the citizens of Beach City?
>JUST LET HIM BE A DJ
You decide. The face is off, but she has the body.
Canon words to describe Pearl: Nice looking, fancy, hot, terrifying, renegade.
Why is Peridot so adorable?
>Rose's Sword stuck in the ground
That's an ancient gem artifact and it has a scabbard for a reason you DESIGNATED little shit.
Who wants to place bets on her backstory involving a corrupted gem from the war shattering her true love on the one day she didn't do a perimeter check?[spoiler/]Her wedding day or whatever the gem equivalent of that is? Idk congunx endura like transformers idk.
Do we know why SU has such shitty hiatuses? It's super popular and makes a bunch of money doesn't it?
So what do the Japs think of Steven Universe?
Why does Connie never get any love?
>Crack the Whip
>Amethyst vs Steven
>Hit the Diamond
Next episode run when
Why did Peridot ask Amethyst "can you shift into anything?" Can't every Gem? Does Peridot not know how? Is it not done on Homeworld? Or maybe shapeshifting is just difficult and most Gems can only do simple things unless they practice a lot like Amethyst.
From the transcript
> Pearl! You're always worried about me, you teach me lots of stuff, *puts hand on her shoulder* you're approachable, and you're, like, totally not gross.
her "not being able to eat dinner" was a bullshit excuse btw. It wasn't homecooking, and it was short notice. There's a lot of excuses you could come up with for why Pearl wouldn't be eating.
what do you mean? Are you talking about in /sug/?
its just more fun to shitpost about here but i rather like connie desu.
Not even a character design, more like a character idea? The only reason I knew it was SU cause I saw the old Diamond Authority symbol on the page crossed out in favor of another symbol. If I had a tablet, I could just sketch what I remember.
She ruins their ships I guess. Not a problem if you are like me and ship her with Pearl instead of Steven.
That was only the mid season finale anon. We're currently on episode 26/50, so Message Received was this seasons Ocean Gem and Log Date 7 15 2 was this seasons House Guest (but much better)
Amethyst is under-appreciated. She'll shape-shift to look like what you want her to look like and she'll do dirty things with you that none of the other gems would.
Guys, last thread I started to become a Lapisfag. Post Sardonyx to put me back on the path to rightousness.
pearl could have just preached she was vegan
o wait then connie wouldn't have forced character development
everything with her feels forced or they have to break another character for her scenes to make sense
because she's the common enemy of all Steven x gem shippers
Afraid of being broken, the poor heart,
Avoided affection, like a poisonous dart.
For the ignorant thing hadn't been taught,
That it's always better to take a shot,
And in the process, fall,
Than never having loved at all.
She just wants to go home, /sug/
You piece of shit fucking cunt I hope you have a lovely day!
CN needs more timeslots for TTGO and reruns of the ten TTGO movies.
Next episode when
There's no going back now anon.
So if the Crystal Gems are the good guys, and the Diamonds are the bad guys, why is there a diamond on the dollar bill?
Is the government in the Diamond Authority's pocket? Did a Diamond help humanity somehow? Because otherwise, wouldn't this be the equivalent of putting a swatiska on a shekel?
>and will shape shift a dick as you cum as a joke.
Jokes on you, that's my fetish!
Sorry anon, I'll try not to trigger you anymore.
Do you see how much pain she's in? She needs a friend right now.
I still remember in the days when I scared to touch you
How I spent my day dreamin' plannin' how to say I love you
You must have known that I had feelings deep enough to swim in
That's when you opened up your heart and you told me to come in
Oh, my love
A thousand kisses from you is never too much
I just don't wanna stop
Oh, my love
A million days in your arms is never too much
I just don't wanna stop
Too much, never too much, never too much, never too much
>wanting her to shapeshift just for your amusement
>not loving her the way she is
We're hoping February. There isn't anything scheduled for the next week or two and Cartoon Network's been giving radio silence. Matt has claimed that he thinks the current schedule should be satisfactory.
Pic related is best Jasper.
I like it. I'm not up to snuff on my terminology, but wouldn't it be better for the beginning of her effect to read: "as an additional cost to cast Opal, Giant Woman?" If not, then you have to specify what happens if you don't exile Amethyst and Pearl. Also, I'm not so sure about g, but I guess being part amethyst would be enough for that.
Prob a short attention span. Something about the voices? Characters personality or design?
Don't know, don't feel bad though.
I used to do the same, and still haven't watched the episodes I've skipped.
>You will never have DSL
Being a shitty third-worlder sucks.
No, Pearl is athletic. This is real life Poil.
Does anyone wish the show had more parental drama?
Such as Steven idolizing Rose as much as the gems and feeling inadequate compared to her.
I understand he barely knew Rose, but it's weird he doesn't care about her at all.
Perithot ethered his mom in front of him and he was worried about the CG's feelings.
He talks about that a little in Indirect Kiss. How he wishes he knew her, so he could feel sad about it. I can relate to it.
The gems don't seem to compare him to Rose all that often, and when they do it's how he's so similar to her.
its actually a common thing with kids of single parents, they didnt have anything to miss, it just means he's more likely to be a criminal when he grows up....
though with the gems, its almost like he had a mom, so its not too weird he doesn't think about rose at all
steven also is his mother so i don't really know how that would translate mentally
>Perithot ethered his mom in front of him and he was worried about the CG's feelings.
Because the girls are fucking pms riddled cunts who barely contain themselves, ie Rose's Scabbard, On The Run, Reformed, Coach Steven, It Could've Been Great.
Steven is the most emotionally mature and he's just a kid
I'm sure your reason for hating this artist is totally justified and not stupid at all right?
"It's time to fantasize about chewing Peridot's ass "
>trying to lose weight but I can't fucking stop drinking
D-do it for her
Clearly my brother got the artistic abilities. But yeah this was the gist of it. Completely, bare bones. Just a figure, some notes, and a scene which was weird. A couple of faces were on the page too, but none of them stood out more than a background character. I assume it was just a possible design for one of the forced fusion monsters that didn't make it in.
Zuke: Lol let's turn an actually competent villain into a complete fucking joke.
Zuke: Oh let's also make her a midget cause we don't have enough of those already!
Give me one reason why Zuke isn't shit.
>"Peridot, are we done yet? I really need to go to bed."
>"Steven, wait! You've heard my explanation as to why The Money Store is better than Government Plates, but we haven't even started with how The Money Store compares to Exmilitary."
>living on a space station with Lapis
>falling asleep to the gentle hum of systems and the occasional soft padding of bare feet on tile as Lapis quietly goes about her business
As a Beta male, pretty much this. Not because I want to be inferior, but because I want to improve myself. Knowing that I lack the strength to sucessfully cuddle/wrestle/fuck a girl like Jasper is what got me to start lifting. Fictional character or not, anything that sparks the fire.
yeah he almost never draws any ship that invloves a guy, ergo he litterally ships everything but the shit i like. And he was shit posted here a long time ago and well i grew to hate it more. like lapidot, pewey, and what ever other shit.`
I'm laughing yet at the same time really sad because that's actually a thing.
Is there any "male feminist" that doesn't follow that shit just to try to get into a girls pants?
No, the face is inaccurate.
>She wakes you up with fart sounds
I dunno. He had a bit of entitled 'my shit is hot' to him. But then in the context, he was TAing a class I was in so by default being TA gives you that attitude. In other classes together he was alright, would do cool work but could be a bit of a dink in crits.
These are not uncommon traits, I just remembered him because he was that kid, with that fucking beard and that jolly laugh, who was wearing sweater-vests and shit while the rest of us were either hipstered out or asian as fuck.
Thing is, we graduated before SU was a thing and so I was kinda surprised when he posted on FB that he was working on a cartoon for CN. Not that classmates getting high profile jobs is a big deal but that seemed out of left field for him. The rest is history now?
>A competent villain
lol no. She was an adorable little troublemaker from the beginning.
>Oh let's also make her a midget cause we don't have enough of those already!
How are either of these things even relevant to Zuke? She didn't write the show anon.
I like it when Estelle puts actual emotion in Garnet's voice, but she's still not too good at sounding angry.
Also 4chan keeps telling me I mistyped the captcha.
It's pictures nigga wtf
Zuke's first episode was Chille Tid and her second was Historical Friction. She didn't do Peri until Catch and Release, by which point we'd already gotten the revelation that Peridot is wearing prosthetics, is going through a breakdown, and approaches most situations like a five-year-old hall monitor.
Hoboy, and I thought you had stayed in /trash/. Nice to see you here.
Can real people have DSLs of this caliber without looking weird/fake?
Nice anon, that's fucking cute.
Ok, I just watched the bomb.
One, it's glad to see a canon reason why Steven is a fucking immature retard.
Two, it was hot seeing Connie get wet over proper aged Steven.
Three, Amethyst going copter and screaming GET IN was hilarious.
Four, Peridot is a cute. CUTE.
Five, fuck me we're going to have to wait until the snow melts for the next one aren't we? Wasn't it summer when we first learned about the Cluster? And we're still on the plot point of disabling it.
AND FUCK CAPTCHA FAILS
I'VE DONE LIKE 50
I never was in the /trash/ general. You have me mistaken for someone else.
It's the promise of an intriguing, complex character who's not wishy-washy nice or "qute and quirky". I'm really interested in her wartime memories. Also the promise of the future conflict of allegiances draws me in, she's so loyal and fierce and arrogant about crushing her enemies it should be interesting to see her actually come to terms with changing sides to the enemy.
It's an interesting mindset, combined with the wonderful brutal attitude and lust for battle. She's a warrior, but apparently has somewhat lofty ideals, what with the "cheap tactic" and "I respected your tactics but was still looking forward to POUNDING YOU INTO THE GROUND". Interesting mix.
If you don't like a good burger, you've clearly never had one.
>Medium beef patty with Worcestershire sauce kneaded in
>Fresh crunchy lettuce
>Mustard (Frenchs is acceptable)
>Ring of red onion
Now that, my nigga, is a fucking burger.
No one can deny that.
>Can u post the one with them suckin dick
prob because I haven't slept but this made me laugh loudly and out loud
>Can real people have DSLs of this caliber without looking weird/fake?
Look at any non-white woman you fucking retard.
Yes, and if one counts her Storyboard Revisionist credits, she was doing work all the way up to Marble Madness. You know, Peridot's second appearance.
Peridot's early character was all about a sterile Petri dish being contaminated by humanity. It started all the way in her first episode, when she glares confusedly at the Crying Breakfast Friends sticker.
> I'm really interested in her wartime memories
War is hell, anon.
>When life gives you Diamonds, don't make Diamondade.
>Make life take the Diamonds back!
>I don't want your damn Diamonds! What am I supposed to do with these?!
>Demand to see life's manager!
>Make life rue the day it thought it could give Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG Diamonds!
>Do you know who I am?
>I'm the Gem who's gonna burn your house down!
>With the Diamonds!
>I'm gonna get the Crystal Gems and invent a combustible Diamond that burns your house down!
>laugh loudly and out loud
As opposed to loudly laughing silently right?
Peri "A non-gem race will never set foot on diamond base" Dot.
>inb4 they turn Jasper into a ball of PTSD and war flashbacks
Do Gems even feel pain?
Like, it's not like their physical bodies can harm their actual selves?
Can their projected bodies even sustain harm?
Can you break a Gems arm?
Does it make sense for the Gem to feel damage happen to their unpoofed bodies?
I still don't understand why Homeworld didn't just bombard the shit out of Rose from orbit. It's not like Rose could contest them up there without pulling a shit ton of resources out of Earth.
I think it's ratings aren't amazing, certainly not compared to TTGO's, which is why CN would rather just spam TTGO episodes all day every day. I'm sure CN is aware of each show's fanbases, and I feel like bombs would generate more hype and discussion.
Look at Beach City.
It's sheltered from the temple.
Homeworld bombed the fuck out of the Crystal Gems.
Maybe even killing off many that weren't with Rose.
But Rose/the Fusion of Rose, Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst, protected what would become Beach City.
The rest of the world got fucked though.
Look at their Russia and Florida.
That's why the modern CGs were so worried about Peridot noticing that they weren't all dead.
Rose saved what she could and laid low so that Homeworld thought that Earth was an abandoned colony.
Pain is a useful feature to have in a body. It is how you know you've been injured. They may not feel it the same way we do, but there is something within their bodies of light that is similar.
>not wanting sweet cheeto puff tentadick
Dammit, I wish we were in /trash/
the answer is complete. now on to stevens birthday
This - of all the homeworld gems I think Jasper has the most potential for an interesting backstory and path to redemption (or betrayal, or straight up consistent villainy).
Peridot is a low class techie whose technology belied a weak, fragile core, an easy convert.
Lapis was either a prisoner of war or a deserter and doesn't really want anything to do with Homeworld or the Crystal Gems.
But Jasper? As far as we know, Jasper was a loyal soldier to the bitter end of the war with the Crystal Gems, and is clearly a respected and powerful member in the gem hierarchy. She's fiercely competitive but isn't above giving her enemies their due respect and admiration. There's a LOT of potential there.
They've demonstrated pain many times - wincing, screaming, recoiling from injury, and so on. Jailbreak, for instance, shows Ruby clearly flinching away from the barrier. Still, it seems like Gems have a "fatal" threshold, after which their body can't maintain itself and has to retreat. Aside from that, they seem to be able to recover or regenerate from injury quite easily.
What's the significance of the key, anons?
Peri "Human flesh makes me retch" Dot
Peri "Any non gems better start run-en" Dot
Peri "Clods and defectives are quickly rejected" Dot
Peri "Rose was a traitor, disgrace and debase her" Dot
You can leave anytime, faggot.
is our pearl a blue diamond pearl?
it really makes me wonder what blue diamond pearl and our amethyst's opal would look like
/r/ing short haired Jasper
Anyone know why the Homeworld gems didn't just keep rewinding time until they won the war?
They apparently glassed the battlezone in the end, and Rose could only save those protected under her shield. The war only went on for so long because both sides wanted to preserve the Earth. but for different reasons.
Our Pearl is a Pink Diamond Pearl that was manufactured for Rose Quartz. See the pink diamond symbol in her spacesuit during the robot competition with Peridot in, uh, Barn mates or something
Fuck off then. A true freak appreciates Jasper for the woman she is.
I was just saying what the picture was.
And I'm not that other guy, I like my Jasper without dicks or man hair. It's rare to find.
I'm a huge fan of Jasper. I think it would be neat if she was either:
-The one who couldn't be redeemed and Steven had to watch his attempts fail ending with her having to be put down in a hard moral choice
-Not accepted back by yellow diamond and having to be the one who dies attacking her being on neither side at that point
Though I want backstory from her before either of these things happen. She's the most interesting the gems here. Lapis was just someone who wants to get back to Blue Diamond and stay out of this. Peridot is too modern to know anything about the past really and we kinda learned enough about her already. Jasper though is both a rival to rose, has a certainly interesting history with the war, and has to be batshit insane now after being force fused for that long.