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There she was again, all the way across the loud, smoke-filled room. This was my third time seeing her at one of these big Beach City house parties, and let me tell you, she looked better and better each time. Tonight she sported a waist-length black leather jacket, a very tight, low-cut grey top that stopped above her belly button, and a pair of blue jean cutoffs which were hardly even there. Her extremely long, flowing white hair usually kept her butt hidden, but this time she wore it in a pony tail that lifted it high enough so you could catch a glimpse of her beautiful, thick curves. The short, blue-jean cut offs she was wearing lifted it quite nicely, giving it a perfectly round shape that was supported by those thick and luscious thighs. Her chest was just as splendid, accentuated by that... piercing? and it looked as if it was going to burst out of that tight low cut top any second. She was a big girl by anybody's standards, but damn she knew how to make it work, and that deep purple skin made the curves of her belly and thighs all the more enticing. I just had to introduce myself this time...
I figured I'd do something other than complain about the lack of Lapis for once, so I wrote a bad song just for you, /sug/, about silly dorito nerd gem.
My ukulele just busted a string, which I have failed to replace, so cut me some slack. Or don't. I ain't care.
Was Peridot mopping incorrectly a reference to Big Pink Loser?
Lapis is worst gem, fuck off. She's the most annoying fucking character in the entire show. How dare you make her the OP pic.
Just watched the new episode.
I like how Peridot understands ships before she even understands love.
I'm also pretty hopeful about the hiatus since this is the first time Matt hasn't just utterly devastated us.
good shit my man id fuck your voice
I goddamn swear if they confirm the Stevpocalypse, I'm going to have a heart attack from internal conflict.
GET READY FOR WEEK OF LAPPY
when shit like this gets so real how can anyone think that the audience wants to watch anything other than cosmic space opera musical war and NOT multicultural popular pizza teenagers and dressing a a boy as a girl and making xim/xym sing as a girl adventures?
more or less. Peridot is a vehicle for all Sucrose's old Zim fanfics. Specifically the ones where Sucrose, a young jewish boy, befriends Zim and teaches him the meaning of friendship, and then Zim gets his ass split in half by a big black man
That was great! Thanks a lot.
Hope to hear more stuff from you.
honestly, i don't like her that much. but damn dude you need to chill
I'd like to request something from any willing draw fag
The CG facing off against Providence (pic related) from Risk of Rain. I have requested this some threads ago, will keep doing it sporadically
I swear I've seen Kenshiro from HnK do something this, can anyone find the scene where he does this? I'll draw someone something if they find it
Is this the official Lapis appreciation thread?
IT BETTER BE
But that's wrong, it's going to be a Lars bomb
If everything goes right, the next time we see townies is when homeworld gems invaders are going Nanking on Beach City
I'm starting to think yellow diamond is like a reeeeeeaaaaaally big bad bitch, and the only reason she wants the cluster to mature is to use it against the other diamonds so she becomes the one and only ruler
What's your favorite thing about Lapis?
Does the crewniverse actively write pearls to be hot? Do they just circlejerk in the writing room about giving Yellow Pearl thigh highs or ways to whore CG Pearl out more?
I'm hoping we get a few more loyal modern gems as antagonists, I'd especially like to see what a modern combat gem looks like now that they seem to be at death ray level with their ship technology
guys the show might end in a year or two. think about it.
>season 3 finale
>yellow diamond comes to earth
>they defeat her
Lapis with no underwear is slutty but I have to ask you something. Aren't all gems naked there clothes are their skin
>not a perifag
>peridot wears boxers
>am a perifag
She needs to be Steven'd
>cosmic space opera musical war
Hadn't thought of it under this description but that's basically the good parts summed up.
Ehh CN needs filler I guess. The show may not be as long without it.
CG Pearl is "fancy".
Plue and Pellow look sort of plain.
Who did CG Pearl belong to?
it'd be cool if the dynamic of the diamond was that they had spent millenias trying to undermine/beat each other while rose quartz had gathered gems from all aliegances to prove they are stronger together than when they are opposed.
And that the reason Steven exists is that she pushed her ideal even father with humans.
>Season 3 material
YD'll be Season 2 finale, they'll visit Homeworld in Season 3 with Pink/White Diamond stepping up to be prime antagonist, and then they'll introduce the precursor race to the gems and that'll be a season, and then they'll think of something else
HEY GUISE CAN SOMEONE DRAW MY OC GEMSONA DEFEATING THE VILLAINS WITH SIKK TUNES
HIS NAME IS GUITAR DAD AND HE LIKES GUITARS HOW WEAPON IS A BIG GUITAR THAT SHOOTS LASERS AND STUFF AND HE DEFEATS HIS ENEMIES BY PLAYING WICKED SIKK TUNES
PLEASE RATE NO HATE ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL
Herself. Even if she never gained full indendance from Rose, some things (like what to wear) Pearl was able to decide for herself over the millenia instead of maintaining fidelity to a template.
do you see this, gravityfallfag lurkers? do you see this image? this is the offical moment where steven universe WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT proved it was the superior show and quite fucking literally SHAT over the "competitor"
take a moment to breath it in boys.
Where the hell did this rumor start from?
If it's to be confirmed i'll die with the rest of you guys.
But i wanna know the source.
Lapis is a garbage character in comparison to Peridot and Jasper to be honest.
Name one redeemable thing about Lapis that isn't
>hurr le fart joke XD
Imagine Steven being DD, Garnet as Snake, Amy as Ocelot, and Pearl as Miller.
So where did this Stevpocalypse idea come from? I only ever heard it here.
How large a role in the big plot do you expect corrupted gems and their cause to take? relatively minor, secondary antagonist, or eventually main antagonist?
>doesn't even have his bulging muscles
>doesn't even look like he wants to play his guitar, nor would he be able to
Guitar Dad is pure and flawless and your poor attempt to emulate his glory is borderline heretical.
Lapis has only had about five episodes.
I think she still needs time.
Someone get this hothead some water!
Fuck that sounds stupid, can you imagine the big fucking hiatus after that? I'm talking about a 1 year around hiatus or some shit like that
I rather have one or two episodes for month instead of a bunch of eps and then a hiatus
Why is Pearl's color pallette so diverse? She has the most diverse palette on the show.
I'm guessing white Diamond.
I'm basing that theory purely on the location of the diamond's gems matching up with the Pearl's gems.
Of course Peridot was still considered herself ranked above a Pearl. Odds are there are Pearls that don't belong to Diamond specifically.
Pearl could be just some run of the mill Pearl.
Wow- thanks, anons!
Long as it doesn't require a bottom string, I can give it a shot! (until I can buy more)
I do not have a tumblr,but I've been meaning to get around to making one. Thanks for asking.
Of the series stays popular they might just do the anime thing
Plot ends >Time skip >New seasons with new plot
CN seems to like their most popular shows long, but with this formula it actually might stay good and exciting unlike Adveture Time
Also, Yellow Dimond is still just a tip of the iceberg - we don't even know the status of Blue and Pink, and we already getting an ominous foreshadowing of the White Diamond
Because they are "made-to-order." They are most likely an entirely synthetic (as opposed to hand-wave incubated gem) and thus the gem who orders them can describe what color/personality/etc they want.
Seriously, the hiatuses after Stevenbombs are bad enough.
Why is CN fucking allergic to letting SU have a regular weekly schedule now? I like being able to have time to discuss episodes and looking forward to new ones every week.
So how did you guys like the Stevenbomb? The episode with Peridot calling YD a clod was my favorite of the bomb.
Did anyone find it kind of weird how casually Garnet offered to fuse with Peridot? I thought that kind of thing was super-duper important to her?
At least we'll still have Uncle Grandpa
Nice try Becky, but you're not fooling anyone!
FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER
FUCKING FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>One tiny step
>One TINY step
>It could have happened right there
>Fucking one tiny step
it'd be about 14 episodes if they include weekends as well, so about 3 and a half worth of episodes of it aired weekly, adding up to 4.75 months worth of episodes in 2 months time if you add in January's bomb.
Since I think production of the second season is supposed to be mostly complete and the third season should be underway, I think it'd probably be something like a six to eight month hiatus..
Yeah that one was great, though I also liked the moon episode despite the bare plot. In general the last three episodes were really good.
Garnet probably offered it to her because it is important. She wants Peridot to understand.
The idea of teaching a homeworld gem probably turns her on.
probably thinking of pic related, the after image effect when he poses before fighting, but it was only used a couple times and I can't find a better reference
Fuck no, of course there was a difference anon, with all the fetish weirdos like the fangfags and heavy shitposters on /trash/sug/ were they belong this place is 10 times better
What's your favorite ep so far this season?
Mine is still probably the barn one because Pearl kicks Peridot's ass.
This. They're more complicated than Peridot. And it's funny how Lapis and Jasper seem to be the only gems from the homeworld trio who have been around the first rebellion war.
They have seen some shit. Match made in heaven.
MAKE IT BETTER
DO IT FASTER
WORK IT HARDER
MAKES US STRONGER
Garnet doesn't like fusing under false pretenses. Fusing with peridot would allow her to see things from peri's perspective and vice versa, as well as helping 'turn' Peri. Honestly if Pearl had asked Garnet to fuse with her for funsies she probably would've been up for it.
I loved the first appearance of little Peridot, Catch and Release. It was such a huge breakthrough. And from there we all knew what was gonna happen. I got lot's of screenshots of that one and the one that follows up.
Okay honestly? Does anything ever work out for Pearl? She got her ass beat by Peridot, Lost the love of her life to a dickhead with a guitar, is constantly wrong and confused a lot.
I mean even in yesterday's ep she couldn't even tell a joke.
This season is between Sworn to the Sword and Catch and Release
Of all time:
She managed to make Connie into a competent fighter and to teach Steven to work very well with her, if Nightmare Hospital is any indication.
She managed to have some very happy years with the love of her life.
Not everyone gets to be by the side of their most precious person during a war, you know.
She's the most badass pearl to ever exist
STRONG IN THE REAL WAY
So, what should I do to fill the void until the hiatus is over?
i think /rbyg/ is counting Monty's death as new content. Seriously though, i think they said they talk about other RT stuff? which still isn't on-topic, so into the trash is where they should go.
>Why is CN fucking allergic to letting SU have a regular weekly schedule now?
You can't see this for what it is? False scarcity. They're trying to increase ratings by having long hiatuses followed by an inundation of new content. The hiatus makes fans hungry for more, and then they turn out in [i]droves[/i] to watch the new episodes.
High ratings = higher price for advertisement slots.
Fusion IS super important to her, but that's all the more reason she'd want someone who's nothing like her to understand it better, and to understand why she chooses to be the way she is.
Also she was at least partly trolling the fuck out of Peri.
>fetish weirdos like the fangfags and heavy shitposters on /trash/sug/
As if they don't come around still. Nor are they in /trash/ really. There's only like a dozen people that hang out in there now.
also fangs because fuck you
Enclave here, who authorised you to make this call?
She probably should have just asked him if he could fly...
>hating Guitar Dad
but that's the cool thing anon, she is happy! Still every bad thing that has ever happened she is strong enough to dont let them break her, strong enough to learn her lesson when the whole Sardonyx thing happened. She is really a great example of a strong person anon,
she is strong in the real way
If the Stevepocalpyse is real then how will you handle it and how do you think /sug/ is gonna react?
Autistic fandom that is is worse than Homosuck, so it deserves to be purged, but not as bad as Horsefuckers, so it doesn't deserve it's own containment board.
Pretty sure that's a giraffe anon
If it were happening i'd already be dead.
because if he did, she would never shut up about it.
>you will never be in a Jasper+Peridot sandwich
>pedos needing a containment board
They already have one, it's called 4chan
any drawfags could draw a jew-pearl? I would do it myself but i don't have a tablet ;_;
some inspirational music:
Probably not. Only one gem (nose) and we've seen her whole body-structure unless she's the first gem to hide them under "clothing" (Peridot's comments before/while wearing pants seem to imply this is very much unheard of)
She's going to find out eventually.
>Today, Steven showed me what he referred to as an "internet forum". There were several humans on there who were woefully incorrect in their analysis of Camp Pining Lake. I am sure my seven hundred and fifty corrective messages will be appreciated and suitably lauded.
But Jasper is the one being raped. Right now. As we speak.
>Thinking the Stevepocalypse is real
>After an entire day of low effort fake leaks
Shit did I really spend a day here?
My Loreboner would be too hard by the end of it all
Why everybody be dying?
Take a drug that gets you high for 50 minutes every six months.
Ends with massive withdrawals that last 6 months.
Just try caring about SU less, it may be the best cartoon right now but surely you can find something else just as cool.
>a new episode every other day in February
Good thing this is an actual rumor and not some anon claiming to have leaks.
Why not draw the 3 pearls, yellow, blue and our poil posing to this music?
Pic semi related.
well fine, pic unrelated
I deeply want Pearl to become the strongest of the CG's after eventually be pushed to her breaking point of small indignities that the other Gems push on her. This would be the best, Sugar. Ya hear me? The best!
>a new episode every other day in February.
Ohhh I get it now.
I think it would be rad as fuck, waiting this long for this show to come out is torture at this point.
fug, seeing peridot with her little robonoids makes me want fanart of peridot as tron bonne with a metal crotch guard. Another coincidence they have is that they both pilot dumb green robots.
Daily reminder to all Perifaggots on this board your waifu is gonna get killed
Totally utterly unanimously killed in glorious fashion. Yellow Diamond is gonna ground her gem into fine chalk like substances and mix it with her protein shake.
No fucking way she is living much longer then she needs to. Her point of heroism ends with The Cluster because afterwards it'll be about Steven's redemption arc on vengefully avenging Peridot's death
After Peridot comes Lapis...Jasper...then Connie
Yes Connie...because its not considered an absurd principle that humans can be created into Gem hybrids. Steven is an example of this. I expect Connie to get killed, turned into a Gem, and have next to no memory of her previous human life.
No, but even harder than that. It sticks there, and she totals the other Gems in some completely embarrassing way. Like defeating them using only a pen, or while singing, or constantly quipping and pointing out exact flaws in their personality and strategies.