Even my girlfriend cant talk to me and makes me feel alone. At least new life means the possibility of new people
you got trips brutha.
i miss the old threads.
>implying I don't want reputation of my sexual awsomeness to spread
Auckland reporting in.
So fucking bored tonight guys
Is it is it the return of the prodigal son
>tfw you get out of the shower and the qts on your wallpaper are watching you get changed
THE SEXUAL TRILL
>tfw you have to wait for your erection to subdue before putting your pants on
Maybe things might get better after all
>that feel when you have to wait an hour till you stop getting the drips before you can put your underwear back on after a wank
Life is a struggle
Ok, boys, I made some THC pills, didn't put in terribly much, didn't think it worked because the coconut oil didn't come out very green.
Took one sometime ago, I cannot recall, maybe an hour or so ago, it's almost ten o'clock and that doesn't seem right.
I'm not actually sure if I'm a bit buzzed, placebo, or about to get really really high.
Yes, how many times must ie be said?
>you have friends here.
Yeah, I like to go on walks, so what? Fucking going for one soon even with the police out patrolling the streets.
I don't give a fuck!
Well this was fun
gotta get up early so i can go to the gym before my lecture.
how fucking based is it that IDs aren't even back?
too bad he'll bring it back soon tho
Yea, sadly your mum wasn't here, she was round getting fucked by all the other guys she gets fucked by, so I couldn't give her tits a pull for some cream.
She fucking gave my cock a good pull for some cream, last night, though. Fuck she's got nice tits for an old bitch, bro.
Last time I was in the city it was 12 in the afternoon and there was some Jap guy screaming in he door of a pub in Japanese looked like he was gonna have a go.
Then some other guy walks up to me to ask for cigarettes I say walked but he was so drunk he pretty much wobbled.
So I guess what Im trying to say is yes
Bro,what you do with kerosine is your own business,just don't ask me to share in it.
>holy fuck based capatcha
Home, baked as fuck, jamming the latest shit from all over the world because I'm a music critic.
>new girl groups
>new putting names to faces
I thought that all gay things were done with 25 litres of kerosine
That's why the govt would be suspicious?
It's 3 am and I'm up late having a few drinks. Cheers from Canada you lovable kiwifags!
Had trouble sleeping last night because I kept seeing imaginary spiders on my ceiling, it was weird. They were like daddy long legs but huge. Probably just sweating out the booze I'd been drinking the last few days.
>tfw goblinmidgetchan /pol/ isn't the same
I think my girls sitting on the bathroom floor tripping balls and smoking the rest of ours to try come down a bit. soz bro, pussy game first.
i actually posted it on friday that time
Here is not the place
Meet me out back 5 minutes youll see
They will all see
Straight up though. She's annoying as shit. Hot as fuck and fine when she's all drugged up. But my god. She is fit though. Avoid models. They are a fucking pain in the fucking ass.
>racial superiority,so we can validate our beliefs
>conspiracy theorys,so we can have our ear to the ground
>advice,so we know what the fuck to do with our enlightenment
Yeah, we went camping for two weeks in this huge field of wild flowers. beautiful. Do nothing but snort rails and fuck in the flowers and in our tent at night.
I miss you sometimes, Jess
>>racial superiority,so we can validate our beliefs
>>conspiracy theorys,so we can have our ear to the ground
>>advice,so we know what the fuck to do with our enlightenment
/x/is for paranormal shit,not the kike conspiracys that actually make sense
i wish it was that cold here
>still getting connection errors
i blame the heat
Oh yes! And, come summer, when I'm sweating me ass off, I'll think of you!
In the meantime, chill down with a cool shower.
stopped reading right there
We cant die yet we haven't reached the bump limit.
Also still desperate to lose any of these if anyone wants anything
Naw man, them niggas don't give a shit. And any bitch ass punks who seem to care are gonna forget about it when the next customer walks in, cuz that's just their mentality then, bitching about everything.
You're golden man.
Right on man, I'll drink to that! And strut down the street right beside ya!
You deserve her now and if you keep telling yourself you dont then nothing you do in your eyes will allow you to deserve her. Theres no time like the present and if you dont make the move you could never have the chance
I know what you mean,but she's not as old as she looks,but I think that's a good thing.
Gives me time to get a job,move out etc,etc
(I'm 18,give or take a year)
Just don't move to Auckland without a job.
The cost of living unless you like living in a "shoebox" or garage, almost everyone I know here under 35 is either working for themselves about $10k under what they're "worth" or they're working part-time in some shithole.
It's so bad all my mates from Hong Kong have gone back or gone to the US.
Unless she is 12 I dont see the problem
I want into Wellington already enrolled in a course there. Its just finding a job to pay for my accommodation. No one wants someone with no experience and no license.
>Work in a shop
>Do the banking
>Go to the bank everyday with around 2grand cash
>"so what do you do?"
>Run my own small business
>thinks all the money is mine.
All on my dick.
I would love to bone my sister and cuddle after, she has autism so she doesn't have many friends, I think she only has had sex once before
Your autistic sister gets more than you do?
I knew it wasn't meant to happen.
>Got called good looking over on /fgt/
>they are being nice
I'll have you know I rolled a first time 95 on a "last two digits of post is your probability(%) of losing virginity this year
>now you've gone and fucked it up.Nigger
why would you want a gf?
they just waste your time and money.
>there are "people" who drink their homebrand grape drink from mugs and not boxes
Not sure if cold pressed by it says high in lauric acid.
I used a rice cooker though so not sure if it go hot enough...the water boiled but the oil never got as green as I was expecting.
that's the last fucking time i'm gonna use that pic for a get
HOLY FUCK GUYS THIS IS NOW A GET-related epicFAIL thread.
Me,but it's a joke account I use for raids
don't see a problem when it's
and google translate exists
What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?
> implying not god teir human
> suggesting not master race
Get the fuck out a here pleb
I'll take Race the Sun off your hands, if I haven't already got it. I'm pretty sure I don't, but might have an unused code from a bundle, will have to double check.
Fuckin' cheers mate. I like you fuckin' Kiwis and Aussies. I know us Canadians and you got that Commonwealth shit going on, and that's righteous to me yo, but we're not cunts like so many others. I'd love to fucking pound back a buncha beers with y'all.
tfw you have a mild attraction to Indian girls
Nice dubs softcunt. And nice work beating the Russians I was monitoring that game.
>tfw getting closer to /fit/as you all sit alone and gainless
>tfw up-to-date with all my kdramas
i have literally nothing to do now
I used to bite my nails too, for years. Till one morning after a night of partying, a few of us went to a restaurant for breakfast still drunk. There was chick I fancied and I sat next to her.
And I forget what it was, but I passed something to her as we sat at the table there, and both of us looked at my fingernails, and I was horrified at the thought of her being horrified by how horrible my hands looked because I bit my nails.
I never bit them again.
Chicks notice hands mate. Keep your nails clean and trim, and for fuck's sake, don't bite them.
i just don't 'get' everybody's obsession with dubs
y u always hate indian ill kill u. dont cum round here again
going for image cap before bump limit bros ww@?
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with HER