Why am I not surprised that this faggot browses on here
>>722869017
Because he's a spastic fucking sperglord
>>722869017
Who?
>>722869120
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
sluts you know that have fucked two or more guys at the same time
POF, hook up, shared with some friends
liked threesomes
Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything
When did you realize you're gay?
Who wears short shorts?
>>722867720
show the d?
> My mom went on a business trip this weekend.
> Just me and my sister at home.
> We are both in the living room.
> I say I'm going for a shower
> Okay.jpg
> She stays in the living room and watches tv.
> I make sure I have no change of clothes.
> Whoops
> I have a shower and dry off leaving the towel in the basket.
> I walk through the living room with just my hands cupping my dick and balls.
> "What are you doing, anon? Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
> "My bad. I forgot to get them ready."
> I casually sit on the couch still with my hands over my junk.
> "You wouldn't like it if I came in here naked"
> "Do it. I wouldn't care."
> "Yeah, right."
> " Go on then."
> She leaves the room. I though I just pissed her off.
> 5 minutes pass.
> I see the door open
> " You finished with your strip now?"
> Sister walks through the door. She's entirely naked.
> "What are doing?!"
> I'm surprised she actually did it.
> " Told you, anon. You don't like it."
> Trying to act like I'm unfazed I say " I'm not bothered."
> She sits down on the couch and starts watching the TV again.
> This is the first time I've seen her naked. I started to get an erection.
> My hands begin to not be enough to hide my cock and balls.
> My sister notices me fidget and looks over. She sees the tip half of my cock peeping from my hands.
> I didn't want it to get awkward so I pretend she isn't looking at it.
> My mom would kill us if she found out about this.
More things happened following this. If you want to know anything. AMA.
What does ama mean and i want to onow the rest of the story
>>722867285
Ama = ask me anything
>>722867001
well, go on, anything else happen? you have to keep the story going damnit
Is there nothing left on the internet but porn?
No more sites to make fun of?
No more petitions to sign?
I am going to invest my time in a petition to build a bridge across the Atlantic Ocean when I get dubs here
Bump for op.
Bumperino
>>722869213
>No more sites to make fun of
>No more petions to sign
Left or right?
right
>>722868108
Why choose?
>>722868108
Left
Name My Band
Nine lost boys
Fags n Executions
Fags anonymous
How can President Trump solve the epidemic of opiate overdoses killing White America?
>>722868473
Trumpkin won't do shit.
Addicts are just another group for him to vilify to keep his voters scared.
>>722868473
By getting rid of the damn Muslims selling them to our kids and taking jobs back from China
>>722868473
Sounds to me like a problem that solves itself.
This is my life
gratz
Step up pussy. Thats fuck all.
Damn, cut those toe nails
hey b/ I will survive?
>>722868113
M.. M.. Money?..
>>722868113
is that a bill?
>>722868113
Lab scientist here. Yes you're healthy. Kinda looks like mine i did recently.
His warm log of shit...
>>722869035
* he is
or
*he is a
>>722869035
Kill yourself you dumb cancer poster
>>722869035
Last chance Andy.
Stop posting
Or I'ma coming for u
What's the difference between a black woman's vagina and a brick?
>>722868909
you can eat a brick
The brick won't steal you're stuff
>>722868909
the brick doesn't smell like a shithouse door on a tuna boat
>ITT The Faves you Saves
>>722866946
tweet @djuisti
>>722866946
>>722867006
drawthread
Second.
Fem Pepe handcuffed to a bed and her tits getting fondled by Donald Trump.
Please.
>>722865803
That is indeed a bara sergal
Do big dicks really loosen out pussies? Or is that just some made up cuck fetish bullshit
>>722864613
It's just some made up cuck fetish bullshit. Vaginas are pretty elastic. Not even childbirth permanently stretches them.
>>722864728
yeah pretty much this, pretty sure after like age 40 they start getting a little bit saggier but so does everything else.
There seems to be an abnormal amount of dick threads on /b/ tonight.
is the gay sauna closed today or some shit?