> My mom went on a business trip this weekend. > Just me

What does ama mean and i want to onow the rest of the story

>>722867285
Ama = ask me anything

>>722867001
well, go on, anything else happen? you have to keep the story going damnit

>>722867001
why are you such a degenerate

>>722867001
just continue greentext, hopefully you were smart enough to pre type

Trolling me this hard. 1/10 made me reply

> 30 minutes pass.
> My sister asks if I want a drink from the kitchen
> I say okay
> She walks into the kitchen with one arm covering her chest and one covering her vaginal.
> I realise she can't cover and hand me a drink.
> I also realise I can't hold my glass and cover my junk
> conundrum
> I place a cushion on my lap
> Sister walks in with two glasses. One for her one for me.
> I don't look as I know she's got Lloyd baring.
> She stands in front of me with glasses in hand. I see her bare breasts.
> She goes to hand me my glasse but spills the drink on the cushion.
> She rushes to the mantle and places both glasses on there.
> "Whoops, sorry!"
> She pulls the cushion from my lap quick as if to dry it off.
> My cock and balls are fully exposed and fully erect.
> My face turns slightly red and I go to cover my lap with my hands.
> " Well I've seen it now. There's no pint in hiding it. You've seen me."
> She places the cushion into the wash basket and gets me a new drink. She gets hers from the mantle and sits back into the couch handing me my new drink.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Anyways keep the story going, you got me hooked Sir.

>>722867912
Yeah sorry. I'm writing this now.

>>722868213
Welcome to Ripleys believe it or not.
This actually happened I swear.

>>722868237
You're a fag. And you know it, OP

>>722868294
Ask your sister for a blowjob

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>>722867001
>>722868164

But why did you use the Queen as your thread image!?

>>722868213
You know, that this is only captioned for safety reasons: People can talk about murder if they want, because it's labeled as fiction. Most stories on here don't even seem fictional at all.

>>722868294
how does she looks like?

got pix of sis?

>>722868650
Not OP, but Elizabeth was a beauty mate.

Fake & gay

>mom opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone does the dinosaur

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>>722868462
I want to she's so hot.
Here this is what I'm dealing with here. It's a cap of her fb pp.

>Sister
>I've never seen her naked before

Fakest incest story I've ever read.

>>722867001
cont

>>722868876

she's hot. Write more stories

>>722867001
>>722868164
20 minutes between post
I'm not sticking around

>>722867001
How old were you during this?

>>722868953
Thats all that happened. I finished my drink but was still slightly weirded out by the situation. I went up stairs to my bedroom. Its been about an hour. That's when I made this thread.

Any more pics. She's hot

>>722869050
We are both 18. As of this and last year. Me last year her 2 weeks ago.

>>722869162
so what happened after that?

>>722869070

Did you talk about it afterwards? How is it between you and her now?

>>722867001
why did i pop a boner
who didnt ?

ITT: things that never happened

>>722869212
It's only been an hour I haven't talked to her yet. She's still downstairs naked. I'm upstairs but still naked.

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>>722869351
get nude pics anon, or atleast go back down there

>>722868873
Well, that's just fuken hilarious

Just Jack off and put your clothes back on.

>>722869438
>>722869438
guy on the right looks like a fag.
U didnt even fuck her right ?

>>722869351

are you scared? go downstairs, do it for us

>>722869351

Go downstairs faggot. Show her your raging boner.

>>722869438
Ok anon go downstairs.

How old is she?

>>722869442
How would I get a picture without her noticing?

>>722869521
That's not me. It's my cousin. The picture is at a party.

>>722869600
18 as of 2 weeks ago.

>>722869600
Dude said she was 18

>>722869599
Why though? Do what?

>>722869714

your hot sister got naked in front of you, faggot. Ask her to touch her tits or whatever, jesus dont be a fag

>>722869162
>We are both 18.

fake and gay.
and dude doesn't have sisters. they're twin brothers. both gay.

>>722869605
if u have a phone just turn off the flash also dont do it right when u get down wait awhile

remember turn off the flash or ur fucked

>>722869653
if you say so
__________
fuck her
just say
"would you like to try it? Nothing serious.. just for fun"
if you're just writing something-
still use this.

Biggest fuckin lie i ever did hear

>>722869605
It doesn't matter take a picture of her for the lulz.
Take it and say i will post it on the internet maybe she will think you are joking.

>>722869812
Or even better:
Make pics and dump them here

>>722869812
I'll try it but if it's successful pyu won't know because I'll be busy. I don't get what you're getting out of this.

>oh my sister naked!
>she saw me hard >-<
>are you crazy i cant take a picture
Nice lies, go back to your incest hentais

>>722869970
just post the storie later

>>722869970

don't you want to fuck your hot sis? maybe she's got some feelings for you since she just got naked lol

if this shit is true

are you still hard right now?

>>722870004

wtf, I was so prepared.

I was thinking "this time everyone will believe my fake story!!"

>>722870036
Maybe but i think she did it out of rebellion. I didn't think she'd do it.

>be me
>no sisters, no femcousins
>oversized fat kissless virgin basementdweller
>almost as fat as my mom
>almost as ugly as my aunts
>have a porn calendar in my room, mom doesn't complain
>envy college guys who at least CAN TALK to a woman
>watch all those incest threads
>start posting fake stories about barely reasonable incests
>fags appreciate and fap to my fake stories
>add cropped porn images and claim it's OC
>fags ask MOAR and MOAR
>end college still kissless virgin
>got a job
>accept coffee from female coworker
>tell her I own house, car, and even a small cottage
>suddely she's interested in me
>fast forward one year, got on first base
>marry her, still virgin
>a few weeks later she's pregnant (OMG I DID IT!! my PENIS actually WORKS!!) and quits job
>and I'm still here creating shittier and shittier fake incest stories, as if my pleasure was someone discovering my ginormous faggotry
>will continue until wife eventually finds out what I'm doing in incognito mode

>>722870060
It wouldn't take much.

>>722870085

you'll never know unless you confront her in some way

>>722870062
Dude fuck other faggots do it like the guy told you take the pic in a joking manner like anon said.

>>722870116
If that's no the most stereotypical shit I've ever heard, I don't know what is.

>>722870116
truly a magical place

>>722870130

Just go downstairs and tell her you can't help getting hard

>>722870158
I'll think about this. Give me some dialogue on how I could play it off as a joke. It could backfire terribly.

>>722870116
Moral of the story money buys happiness

Are you a virgin?

dude, tell her about /b/ and how the threads and pictures get deleted. She'll get all hot thinking about being posted with no social media trail

take pics

post pics

>>722870273
Take a picture of her(for real) but act it all in a joking manner and joke around but in a dead serious tone say you will delete the pictures but you don't and then,
post pictures here
delete pictures from phone to give her proof.
????
PROFIT

>>722870422

nope.
money buys womyyyyn.
and womyyyyn ain't happiness.

>>722870531
No. I've had sex but only like twice.

Alright, /b/ros. I'm going to go and see how far I can push the situation. See if I can get her to play with my cock and if I can do the same to her tits. I'll open a thread later if I'm successful.
Peace.

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>>722868677
>>722868688
>>722869022
>>722869199
>>722869455
>>722869599
>>722869600
>>722869844
>>722870422
>>722870766

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>>722868804
That's so goddamn English...but you're right.

>Casually sit on the couch

Lol yeah right

>>722867001
>> My mom shitted.
>> Just me and my sister at home.
>> We are both living.
>> I say I'm ginger
>> Okay.jpg
>> She says gooch.
>> I shave head.
>> Who
>> I ate a paper towel.
>> I walk through the living room with just my dick and balls.
>> "What a dong, anon? What a wiener?"
>> "Mad. I got mad."
>> I call the cops with my hands.
>> "You like it mine ear"
>> "Do i. I do."
>> "argh."
>> " Goo."
>> She levitates. I just pissed.
>> 5 minutes ass.
>> I shoot ropes
>> " You shit snow?"
>> Sister walks good. She's tired.
>> "What a dong?!"
>> I'm ur piss head.
>> " To, anon. You on lsd."
>> Trying to act like I'm ungay " I'm not here."
>> Scheisse on the couch is staining.
>> This is the first time I've seen her get an erection.
>> My hate is toward my cock and balls.
>> My sister smells. She sees the tip of my cock peeing from my hands.
>> I did I peed out it.
>> My mom was out.
>>Me hate nigs. you want to. AMA.

>>722867001
Where was your dad?

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>>722867001
>>722871018

> My mom went on a Business Trip to Groceries store to buy some shit
> Just me at home
> Never had a sister
> Start fantasizing
> Pop out a keyboard
> Start a 4chan thread
> In my fantasies a sister would gladly be naked in front of her brother
> And even more if brother is clearly hiding a so-called boner
> Not even horny betafags believe me
> Thread gets saged and saged
> And even today I didn't get any applause
> Mfw

>>722871751
who care, i'm hard right now

>>722868164
I need more

Anyone save that story where the guy whips his dick out for his cousins by an old train?

more pls

>>722867718
>why are you such a degenerate
>why are you such a artistic degenerate
Fixed

>>722869351
go back to her, and tell us what happened