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Fragen:
1. Dorf oder Stadt? Warum?
B. Würdest du trotzdem arbeiten gehen, wenn du jeden Monat 5.000 Euro bekommen würdest?
4. Siehst du mit Glatze gut aus? Hattest du schon mal eine? Warum (nicht)?
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>>722875074
https://www.bmi.bund.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/DE/Nachrichten/Kurzmeldungen/2016/kernaussagen-kriminalitaet-im-kontext-von-zuwanderung.pdf;jsessionid=D16BC87E4F4026CACEB2D9C7CD29D4A2.2_cid364?__blob=publicationFile
crimes in ger 2013 = 7 per capita
crimes in ger 2016 = 22 per capita
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>>722872896
>elaboriere
Zuerst lief alles bestens, bin mit dem Essen direkt rein und sie hat sich so dermaßen gefreut. Kann man nicht in Worte fassen.
Wir haben gegessen und uns gut Unterhalten, ganze Station hat nach Braten gerochen. :^)
Ich war glücklich und sie war glücklich... Einfach perfekt...
Anschließend sind wir raus und haben draussen quatsch gemacht... verliebt eben... alles foll toll. <3
Plötzlich bekommt sie nachricht von ihrer ehemaligen Arbeitskollegin...
Diese fragt "direkt" wie es "mir" denn geht....
Sie schreibt zurück... "uns" Geht es gut!
Kollegin schreibt blabla aber kommt immer wieder auf mich zurück...
GF wird stutzig...
> A...Anon? Was soll ich davon halten?
ich hab die vielleicht 3 mal gesehen und mit ihr maximal 5 Minuten gequatscht, 8/10 Polackenfresse...
0 Fucks given...
GF schwer am Eifersüchteln...
Plötzlich klingelt GF Handy
BF von Polackensau dran....
Ich soll die Finger von seiner GF lassen blabla...
Naja... Situation ist dann eskaliert...
GF am flennen, polackenfotze am schreiben dass alles nicht so gemeint war
polacken BF am ausrasten...
Bin jetzt zum Glück wieder zuhause...
NeuMod soll zur Hölle fahren..
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>>722875074
>1. Dorf oder Stadt? Warum?
Weltstadt, aber nicht so ein Scheißloch wie Berlin
>B. Würdest du trotzdem arbeiten gehen, wenn du jeden Monat 5.000 Euro bekommen würdest?
Nein
>4. Siehst du mit Glatze gut aus? Hattest du schon mal eine? Warum (nicht)?
Nein, will ich nicht und hatte ich nie
What does /b think?
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>>722874850
Fucking gold son
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>>722875121
Have you caught any of this season?
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>>722874850
kitten mittens
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Guys! I need help. My mom found this photo of me and my friend cody in a tub together. And she freaked out calling me gay and telling me to move out of the house , she very religous. I tried to explain to her that the picture was is just be a Cody having bath fun time together nothing gay about that. One night I was drunk at his house and I told him how I used to play in the tub when I was a kid and he did too so we thought for the lulz that we should do it again. There's nothing gay about two best friends playing it the tub together is there !?!?
Basically I just need someone to pour sugar in my moms gas tank because she's such a bitch. XD
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yo instead of pouring sugar in her gas tank why dont you pour sperms into your mouth from codys penis, take a pic, send it to her. that will show her whos boss and totally not gay
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>>722876264
XD haha , upvoted you.
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So I'm waiting to hear the wonderful articulate and great speech Trump will make. I am sitting here just waiting to hear the tears of liberals, fags, women, niggers and mexicans as they cry everyday because our wonderful white leader won. Then it hits me...WTF. TRUMP is using the same Muslim Prayer Rug Obama used!!!! WTF, is the GOP going to stand for this!?!?
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> is the GOP going to stand for this!?!?
Of course. They'd be fine if trump ordered their mothers chained in a dungeon and fucked daily by a gorilla.
> because hurr durr muh clinton
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>>722874009
Get upset about a piece of cloth that isn't even the flag? Aw, hell, he sent SEAL Team 6 to murder women and children – some were even US citizens – and not even a peep from the so-called news media.
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FUCK OFF TRUMPETTES
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
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Jew hate thread
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>>722875660
gtfo, newfag
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>>722875720
you're the newfag, newfag!
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>>722875720
only newfags call others newfags, newfag
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behold the stick
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>>722872920
But can it beat a bunch of marines?
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>>722873024
All of them
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How could marines possibly take on the stick? I mean, come on. Get your head out of your ass
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Doing one Cumtribute under the first 100 Pics! Post your Girls!
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>>722875706
not bad, do you have more pics of her body?
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ITT : We act like crusaders
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HEY DUDES DID YOU CHECK OUT THE SWEET DEUS SUB REDDIT
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>>722873112
WE MUST RECLAIM THE HOLY LAND
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Guys the pope just called. The crusade is on!!!
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Here are the top 10 reasons that I hate Americans.
1. Fucking fat asses who don't know how to go on a diet.
2. They think there so hardcore, but there military is all pussies who can't fight but for to hide behind there tanks and drones.
3. Rudest people on the fucking planet.
4. They think they are the shit, but when they travel they are so noisy and dno't know how to tip proper or nothing.
5. They speak bad english. I don't think I ever heard an american who spoke good grammer.
6. High proportion of rapists in America. Something like 25% of american women have been raped at least once.
7. Significance propotion of them is in jail. Is America like the new australia or something? send your criminals?
8. There president is really stupid in real life.
9. They stuff all there black in ghettos instead of helping them out.
10. English much?
11. Poor intellectual hygiene.
IN summary, I fucking hate those people. Bunch of thieving assholes who don't know how to run a country proper. Not to be hateful or nothing, but they should really divide up there country into 4 littler countries and start afresh with a proper consitution without guns and slaves.
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>>722874207
Trying this hard.
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oh look, it's this thread again, for the 4th time today
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not this shit again
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Which one would win?
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they become one big 20 mil pounds sun at 0 degrees centigrade made of water
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>>722874419
/thread
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The sun isn't made of lava you stupid cocksucker
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Trips decide what word I carve on my thigh.
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M.A.G.A.
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>>722873531
Pedo
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ahm... there's only 12 months
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Roll-up thread. Push for your number. Last two digits.
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role
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reroll
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lets do this boy
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>>722875854
damn she can spread
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>>722875854
Ignore the trolls this is fucking great.
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>>722875854
holy fuck her asshole
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>>722875854
i love this
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YLYL LETS GO
OC EDITION
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>>722872014
https://youtu.be/OVdoTCQ3CTM
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https://youtu.be/akvnMH5T7HM
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What the fuck is wrong with my face?
Why do people on /soc/ call me ugly, why am I always fucking lowest rated by all the raters while everyone else is deemed good enough in rate threads? Why am I a pathetic virgin? Please help me, I'm so miserable
I used to think I looked normal, decent even. I swear
Why the fuck doesnt anybody like me
/soc/ made me suicidal
The Internet has completely fucking destroyed my pride, my self worth, my confidence, my manhood, my life...
IM SUICIDAL
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>>722871813
>What the fuck is wrong with my face?
it does not have a timestamp
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Tits or GTFO
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you look like a boy with long hair