One of you ever eaten shit?
>>722941604
the likelihood that you have ingested particles of shit in your lifetime is extremely high
but to answer your question no, im not from india
We memed this man into the White House to finish off 2016 (the year 4chan won) and I am proud to announce that in 2017, it will be our distinguished honor to meme Trump into the greatest facist irl/nigger exterminator OF ALL TIME.
GO GO GO
No.
>>722941904
Ur just mad cuz ur nigger, nigger.
Nigger.
Anyone got some Amy Schumer pics?
Sorry, not in to pig bestiality.
Man the harpoons men, we got a big one!
>And now welcoming to the stage, AMY SCHUMER!
>Crowd cheers
>"So guys, I have a vagina"
>Crowd laughs
>"I have had so many STDs oh my god"
>Laughter
>"My friends and I have abortion contests"
>Laughter
>I've fucked so many black guys
>Laughter
>Several years later
>"WE NEED TO FIGHT OPPRESSION"
>"WE NEED TO STAND UP FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND SEXISM IN HOLLYWOOD!"
What are your fever dreams like? When people have got a high temperature when sick, they're dreams tend to be really weird and brooding.
Example, a lot of people report dreaming about having to complete a task, repetitive situations involving giant and tiny objects or shapes, running away from something a presence etc. Wondering if anyone has these hallucinations too
Mine are extremely simple and long.
Like one time recently it was just a world of boxes like cardboard boxes everywhere i could see and i had no body to interact with them
I just moved around looking at boxes being tormented by an intense sense of boredom.
Time slowed to a crawl too, usually i can tell about how much time has passed in the real world by how much passes in dreams but what i thought was an entire night was like, 30-40 minutes.
I had another very similar one about rope.
Assholes: up close edition
why it has tongue
What would anons do to these chicks?
>>722941693
I would humiliate them both sexually.
Deport them
>>722941693
Id love to feel both of them tongue my asshole.
Well, hi.
>>722941552
Tits or gtfo
Can someone help me solve this puzzle?
>>722941862
You're really good at porn
>>722941862
logfile please
also, you should use XXX-O-DUS plugin instead
Hey /b/
Hypothetically - how would I go about selling my excess methylphenidate if that's something I decided to do?
I have shitloads of it because I don't take anywhere near my prescribed dose so I'm just building up a massive overstock. What's it worth anyhow? I know it's practically impossible to get hold of without a script.
Seriously - I'm not actually gonna do it because;
a) I don't need the money
b) I'm really not inclined to go to great efforts of subterfuge and taking considerable risks with the law and all that bullshit...
But I was just curious how I'd do it if I wanted to.
pic related - this is what I just pulled out of my drawer a second ago. My house is full of this shit.
(I'm in the UK btw: 'Medikinet' is our Ritalin).
Wow... /b/ really is just for porn and alt-right stuff now isn't it?
Ok I'll just go back to never coming to this place anymore. That was working out ok.
>>722941749
So you ain't using those pills why do you have them why don't you sell them if they have any value.
>>722941749
/b/ has always been trash. You new? Enjoy your stay, you won't.
Girls you know who have taken more than two dicks at a time.
Blew a room full of guys in high school. Still jerk off to it
My older sister.
friends ex-wife, fucked a bunch of us
Cant stop fapping over my cousin /b/? Is this wrong? Pic related
Nah, you good.
Well what do you fucking think?
>>722941286
>>722941295
It feels wrong, but so good
s/fur does as is right
Nope
>>722941573
ITT: post sexy celebs. what kind of porn do you wish you could see them in and why?
>blacked or hegre
>because that skin tone on black would look so sexy
>>722941850
she has such a fucking great body.
>>722941913
Doesn't she though?
She looked great before she got preg, she looked great even when she was preg, and now that she recovered after, she's like looking better than ever
>>722942054
that nude scene she did in love and other drugs? my fucking god. PERFECTION.
they both want your dick which one would you bang
>>722941958
Both of them. What kind of question is that?
>>722941958
The one with the glasses.
>>722942031
mmm me too
If I were black, I wouldn't randomly hate someone b/c their kind put my ancestors into slavery. I wasn't a slave, why should I care? And even if I was, the only man I'd hate was my master. Greg down the street didn't enslave me. Maybe Greg was a nice guy. But no, I'm not allowed to like Greg b/c he has the same color skin as my former slave master. That's like if I got bullied, kidnapped, and raped by a person w/ red hair and for the rest of my life I hated red haired people. So fucking stupid.
Shut the fuck up you bitch ass cracker
I makes sense when 8/10 people on this planet are born without a decent functioning thinker.
You forgot that you wouldn't only hate all person w/ red hair, but also you demand better treatment from all gingers as a form of satisfaction. Logic raped