So many of my stupid lefty friends keep asking me why I support our 46th glorious president.
It really was so much so I just made a video explaining my thoughts.
But my brothers, let's come together to talk why we support Donald John Trump! 1488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2rjq0nXj3k
>>723682555
>our 46th glorious president.
A little something to glorify the Emperor.
We can fix this!
>>723682555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0yKJxYcns0
Lookin for more of her if anyone's got
fukin hot...
Any ideas of casual clothes, I can call a costume?
Ken Bone or whatever his name was
Dress up like yourself from a week ago. Insist on explaining the joke to everyone you meet in excruciating detail
Finnish journalist threats POTUS.
https://twitter.com/tommiparkkonen/status/835818999367741440
Cum and cock tributes you made or saved thread
>>723683031
are you making some?
rule 34 anyone?
If you want one then start one, and maybe use a relevant picture
i might post in like 30 mins if people are interested or mby in the next thread.
>>723683934
D.VA
My gf, your fuck toy.
If it comes to abuse, how would enjoy her?
How would you saisfy your darkest desires if you had her helpless?
fuck her in the ass while she's laying like that
>>723683279
cane her ass
Hey faggots my name is Richard . I make way more money . My girl friend is the hottest in the world . Don't be jealous. Pic related
Self bump
Why do you have yellow fever, /b/?
Because they scream like a banshee. I have been fortunate enough to have had two in my time thus far and I hope the magic screams return to my life sometime soon
i like petite women. doesnt have to be asian, but it turns out that way a lot.
Because I've got a color checklist, and yellow is a box that remains unchecked.
That new LG G6 commercial makes me sad.
People having fun and fabulous lives, whilst I'm too poor to enjoy life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GloFeZ3Q2rA
Don't kid yourself. You can see from these people's eyes that they're all dead inside
ITT: some of the biggest regrets in your life
>be me, 28 yo
>be an uber driver to make some extra cash to pay off credit card
>be a Saturday night, making good cash
>end up driving in a real nice neighborhood near the beach
>get an uber hit, picking up some girl named Dez
>drive up to house, this super short and thin girl with tank top and short jeans walks up
>had to be no older than 15, prob 4'9, no heavier than 80lbs
>she sits up front, looks at me, with a big smile, "wow anon your cute"
>I smile, "thanks, so are you" (what the fuck did I just say that)
>the drive I take her on is about 20 min
>the whole time we talk, laugh at each other's jokes, she was fun to talk to but maturity level was way low, found out she was only 12
>I can tell she's hard core flirting with me, has big smile she she looks at me, gave me a little 'hit touch' on though shoulder
>tried to hide boner than was gradually growing
>finally get to her house, super big one right on the water, girls parents must be stacked
>"well it was fun talking to you anon, very nice to meet you, I hope I can see you again"
>"yeah, your sweet" I say looking away
>she opens her door, pauses, then looks at me with a serious face and says very quickly "would you like to come inside, my parents won't be home for few hours"
>I just stared at her, couldn't believe what she just said, she keeps starring at me with an adorable lack of confidence, waiting for an answer
>"oh, that's okay Dez, thanks, I still have a lot of work to do tonight"
>I could see the embarrassment on her face that she was trying to hide "um okay anon, would you like my number?"
>I just sat there awkwardly in disbelief, looked away "UK that's okay, thanks though"
>she walks out my car quickly, turns a 180 and heads to her house, but could still see how red her face was
>as she walks towards her house her small tight ass was just starting at me as I stare at her
>drive away quickly after she goes inside her house, pull over, fap, instant regret
>>723683131
So you regret not being a pedo?
>>723683131
You regret not fucking a child? I'm sure your life would be great now if you had.
>>723683131
You did good anon.
g'morning anon.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
i still gotta fap
>>723682961
Because im a young white rich male
The world is mine
because I am feeling very happy atm. Also currently contemplating if I should ask someone out for lunch, she's really cute and I'm pretty sure we have feeling towards eachother. I like browsing /b on muh ipad and having a daily fap to it. This being said, I've been thinking of bashing someone lately. Someone who King hit me years ago. I've never forgiven him for it.
Any anons got tips for a hit and run?
I hate sundays, post your failed life /b/.
Here is mine
>32yo M. My gf left me 3 months ago after 6 years together.
>I dont have a stable job anymore, just trying to survive being a freelance but Im only getting shitty jobs every couple of months with luck. No stability. No holidays. There are months where I dont get any cash. Working alone at home.
>Thought of studying something different but Im too old for starting another degree.
>Every job offer is too depressing, less than 1000€ for 12 hours per day. I cant live in another city for that amount of money.
>Cant find a way out of this. I want a new gf and a job, but cant find a girl if Im locked up for 12 hours a day.
>>723682492
What city?
>>723682577
Anywhere decent around Europe, of course I could live in a shared appartment in the outskirts, but after living with gf and having my office at home I cant go back to that anymore.
>>723682492
Apply yourself and become a sales rep. Read everything there is to read about sales and power through the pain for the rest of your life. At least you will feel like you are worth something and you are achieving goals (monthly quotas)
You don't need a degree for it, and if you become good it can be lucrative. It is just really hard on your soul.
Hey /b/ros do you guys think we could think of a plan to raid buzzfeed they keep trying to make us look bad and shit why the fuck not (pic un realated)
we are bad
/thread
#BoycottBuzfeed
/b/,
Has anyone here performed a hair transplantation ?
I'm starting to lose my hair and I'm guenuinely interested in this concept. The fact is, I wouldn't mind to be bald if it looked good on me, but since I'm pretty thin, I have a feeling that I'm just going to look like a cancer patient which is not really appealing.
I'm working on getting more gains, but I wouldn't mind if I could avoid being bald still.
Who /b/ald here ?
>>723683183
just shave it, I did
I was worried I'd look like a pedophile but leave some stubble and you will look like a badass
>>723683183
It's so fucking expensive though
>>723683411
Haha. I'm more worried to look like I'm on the verge of death. I'm skinny as fuck, all I need is to shave and look tired and people will surely think I have late stage cancer