g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

i still gotta fap

>>723682961
Because im a young white rich male
The world is mine

because I am feeling very happy atm. Also currently contemplating if I should ask someone out for lunch, she's really cute and I'm pretty sure we have feeling towards eachother. I like browsing /b on muh ipad and having a daily fap to it. This being said, I've been thinking of bashing someone lately. Someone who King hit me years ago. I've never forgiven him for it.

Any anons got tips for a hit and run?

>>723682961
Because my child deserves a father. Saving up so college will be paid for. 8 more years. Then I will most likely end it all and leave her everything.

who said i won't

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>>723682961
I need to solve this first.

>>723683519
you're all talk, go live cam it faggot

>>723683519
RIP

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>>723682961
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a comfortable home, a nice car and own both
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>my credit score is over 800

>>723683697
>implying you won't be sucked into an endless void of depression as soon as you find out your wife is cucking you

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>>723683762
You'd be surprised how happy and successful some of us are. Of course you have to believe we're all cucks or NEETs in order to make you feel better about yourself. Only true idiots claim to know who people are on the internet. Alas, this will be ignored by you to your own detriment.

>>723683979
>"alas"

>>723683573

24831597?

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Because I'm going out to my summer house and starting renovations tomorrow.
Paint, roof, electricity and some other stuff.
Got a few months before summer is here.
>Pic related.

>>723683979
>alas

>>723684147
Found the rich anon.. I'm jelly.

>>723684425
Not that rich mate. Mostly family money.

>>723684459
Family money.. Not rich..

Fucking kek. That boat costs more than my house and car combines...

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>>723682961
Reason 1: Video games are a thing
Reason 2: Free Porn
Reason 3: ? ? ? ?
Reason 4: Profit ?

>>723684698
Granddads boat. I get out there on a Buster Magnum M5. Much smaller.

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>>723682961
> The revolution calls

>>723684845
That boat also costs more than twice that of my car..

>>723682961

seems like a lot of effort, i'm not feeling it

>>723682961
Civ IV,
some good Job Options
its my porn day

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i dont get to see her as often as I want to but if I kill myself I won't get to see my gf at all. also it would destroy her. besides that I don't really have a reason not to. maybe to smoke weed and take acid? thats not much of a fucking reason though

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>>723685004
porn day ?

>>723685004
>playing outdated versions of civ
fucking pleb

>>723686159
SUnday is the day of the week i usually fap

>>723684147

Fucking liar.

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>>723687222
Trips confirm

>>723682961
Because my partner isn't here and I promised him I wouldn't kill myself while he was gone.

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>>723686674
cool. so the rest of the week you no-fap, save it all up for one day ? Good system you got going there.

>>723683979
then why spent your time on 4chan?

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>>723687613
Enjoying a lazy Sunday morning

>>723687436
yep it doesn´t work every week but most of the time

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>>723687767
cool, i may try something like that. It's seems like a good way to balance fap and fap control.

>>723688553
yeah i got that idea from one of those fap controll Videos where he argumented with the Hormone balance and since i was Single as fuck i thought i try it

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>>723688969
cool.
how's your Sunday going so far ?

>>723689228
pretty slow ^^
fapped before i got to bed at 3am and now im playing Civ with friends so i guess i will fap later on in the evening