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/b/ how do you blow a job interview in 10 seconds?
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>>724017409
>blow the interviewer
>talk about your passion for weed
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>>724017409
>how to blow interview in 1 second
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>>724017488
Mfw I'm interviewing as a bud tender in Denver

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Did any other britfags hear about this? discuss
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Yeah, I think it's really good, first time I got molested I was Four, and that was by a kid the same age as me, so based on that I think teaching kids sexual awareness is a great thing, cos I guess I'm not the only kid in England that's happened to.
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Sex ed is mostly about health and hygiene, it's not LOL TEACH KIDS HOW TO FUCK EACH OTHER like Amerifats always seem to think
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>>724015969
>Sex ed
>OBVISOULU NOT ABOT SECS DUH STOPPID AMERICANS

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I just love her...
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Instant diamonds. She's pretty good.
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>>724017870
Same. What's your favorite video of hers?

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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plz
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>>724017436
Please
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plz

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Could someone check these dubs for me?
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>>724018053
Yeah they're not dubs

But these are trips
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>>724018081

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someone photoshop my cat
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Here you go...cat shopped into toyah.
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keep the thread alive boiz

i have shit inc
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sussex slut Emma
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Giuse, what's the best Gloryholeswallow you've seen so far and why?
Looking to add stuff to my collection
Pic related: Looking for more real nasty girls like Prxy
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>>724016125
Also looking for this. Would also like to see this with a tranny. Does Proxy have a shemale counterpart /b/?
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bump fer interest
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Really? No one?

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What does /b/ think about using tinder for hookups
Do hot grills even bother reading profiles or do they only look for a douchey wealthy looking chad?
any wins? Loses?
How many new matches a day do you get on average?

Basically had it since New Years, and had a few meetups but never a win with a cutie. The ratio of matches vs girls I meet up with is below 10%
Id say I'm slightly above average for looks, have a decent amount of girls that will message me but they are normally a 7/10 best
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>>hot grills

:)))
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Tinder from my perspective is 45% fat sluts trying to look not fat through face pics and those random picture taken that they look moderately sized in. Those trolls act like they deserve 8/10 dudes strictly because they have a vagina.
Then it's 45% spoiled cunts that think they deserve a 9/10 to buy them tickets to shows or pay for their drinks or something 'gimme gimme gimme' related.
Then it's 10% of girls that aren't obsessed with guys owing them and are worth joking with/trying to bone.
Also, anyone that acts like tinder isnt pretty much strictly for fuching is retarded.
The app is literally rapid fire decision making based on appearances but gives the bio section to try and blur that truth
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*fucking. Fuck off Samsung

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Anyone have any tips for using dmt?

Have a volcano vaporizer, it's ok.. freebies out of pipe with it sandwiched between weed and kief, shot is cash...

Have been doing dmt daily with my gf for the past 3 days, have had many experiences... AMA... here is one on my face experience

>>be sitting in bed with gf
>>packing pipe with a little weed in the bottom, drizzle layer of dabs on that, sprinkle with dmt, add kief, then fill bowl with more weed
>> pass pipe back and forth 3x
>>after 3rd hit slide down into bed, extend left arm to behind gf, and say "join me"
>>she does, her head on my chest and limbs intertwined
>>fur blanket (fur side down)I pull completely over us
>>feel like me and gf are melting together almost like back in the womb, but with someone else.
>>gf said "it feels like we're melting together and I am ok with that"

Have many more experiences... just ask
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Fuck I wanna try DMT so bad, how the hell can I source it?
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>>724017295
Dark web...
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>>724017295
Dream market

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Info thread
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I love these threads
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what ur balls smell of /b/
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>>724016947
seriously they smell like cum even after a shower, they got that distinct smell. not as strong smelling as as actual cum but like cum is sweating out my balls.
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>>724016947
Sweat, pussy, my and her cum.
I ain't no bitch.
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>>724017200
Virgin alert

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gf showed tits to my workmates, now they wont shutup about it, what do ?
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fuck her one last time and break up w her
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Kill them, kill all of em
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>>724016892
she was drunk

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rate?
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solid 3/10. not grotesque, but garbage body and substandard face.
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>>724016636
Pm me baby, your my type.
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>>724016636
She'll forever be unhappy.

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Hi b I need some help, Brit tards needed too.Am i considerd a pedo if I go out with someome 2 years below me? I'm 16 and she's 14 and all my mates are calling me a pedo.She looks like she is year 10 and she is peng af ,but she is year 9 and I'm year 11.Should I go in for it or stay away? Im a dirty Virgin btw
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I think that's a completely normal age difference and that your friends are cucks
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>>724015952
give us the full image you tard
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>>724015952

That's a big difference at secondary school, definitely everyone I knew while at school would call you a peado too.

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