This is my cock. Rate tf out of it. Plus. I am a bi-curious bruh. SC Handle: arttileryman. 4chan is hard :( my wife honestly isnt worth it anymore. I need a taught asshole
Dog doesn't like
Diseased.
Lance it and drain the pus out
What kind of disease do you have?
Does it burn when you pee?
Hi /b/
I'm flying from England to NYC soon and I want to take half a viagra tablet with me. Is it possible? And if so, where's the best place to hide it or put it?
Will airport security care about half a tablet?
I really hope so, for the most awkward and hilarious airport confrontation.
But seriously, if you can't hide half a pill, jesus fuck are you lost.
just put it in your goddamn luggage wrapped in some shit, Nobody's gonna ask
Bikini Thread /wwyd 2
Here a Richfag with more of 10.000£, Roll trip and any Steam Game, and I Will gift it to you.
Lets roll!
Well, nobody wants any Game?? Well, all for me!
>>724018129
Oh, and I got trips, more for me
Maybe use that money to get a faggotectomy instead because it's leaking from every orifice
>buy an a garage with shit inside in a auction
>Get the shit out
>Saw an HDD
>Took it and sold it w/out looking what's inside
>Next day
>Getting raided for "Selling/Owning/Spreading cp"
>Thefukurtalingabout.mp3
>Sit in jail for 6 hours to get a lawyer
>Explain my story
>Court
>Lawyer explains my story
>Get free'd, compenasted $1.5k. Previous Garage owner arrested for 4 years.
>mfw
>
ONLY 1 BUMP I SWEAR I WONT BUMP AGAIN
>>724016160
cool story bruh
if the arrest took 4 years the trial will be epic.
Pin-ups /b/, when girls could be sexy without taking all her clothes - and if they take all out, everyone would go to jail - or funny in the case of arts. Who is your favorite one?
Bunny Yeager - pin-up and later pin-up photographer.
Betty Page - the most famous of them all.
Marilyn Monroe - actress and pin-up.
ITT: Post the last 5 videos you liked on Youtube and /b/ guesses things about you
NO CHEATING
>>724017066
You are a good man
but prob an autistic cunt
long hair. chubby/ skinny and wears skinny jeans
gifs that make you laugh every time you see them
So my school is doing a whole presentation about why we shouldn't say the word "retarded". because, but trying to ban the word will only make it more offensive. What does /b/ think of special people/retards?
>>724017378
Drool is good lube.
>>724017378
How is middle school treating you? Also they should be sterilized if it's not possible to identify their condition when still in the womb and abort them.
>>724017378
Retarded isnt a word though. Proper term is retard
What do white people eat?
nigger babies
>>724017647
water
activated almonds
Anyone have more of this girl. I think its my friends sister. Pics your shouldent shear thread.
Self bumb
>>724017836
name?
Recently this image was posted in my college, there is supossed to be a hidden mesaage, but we can't figure out shit.
What can /b/ do?
the link to the actual file is here:
drive
dot
dot com
/file/d/0B-iJ9i6Aemg3cnhEb1FtUklUdkE/view
"The Hunt" is higher quality than the rest of the
text
binary?
>>724016869
No one cares about your shitty attempt at an ARG. Go back to jerking off to Cicada 3301 videos on YouTube faggot.
/thread
Who do you care about more, humans or animals?
which ever sucks my dick best that day
Tbh only if theyre young or have young ones. Adults can all get fucked.
>>724016136
Doge
Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?
>>724017518
What's in it for me?
Nah.
Her butt is filled with her bandmates semen. Having another dudes cum in your mouth is just gay
>>724017553
Andys warm creamy log of shit plus a hell of a dopamine release
daily reminder that there is STILL no evidence for any russian hacking scandal and that democrats are just sore losers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aQ-NxEMrHU
>>724017197
Didn't Putin switch the envelopes at the Oscar?
>>724017197
no your just a country based faggot, you don't give a fuck about the human population or the rest of the world, have fun in republican Aladdin Disney land, by the way Walt Disney was frozen, so in the future when they have that tech they will unfreeze
>>724017394
Awww, are you upset because you not only lost, but that your conspiracy theory is getting BTFO as well?