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/b/ how do you blow a job interview in 10 seconds?

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/b/ how do you blow a job interview in 10 seconds?
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>>724017409
>blow the interviewer
>talk about your passion for weed
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>>724017409
>how to blow interview in 1 second
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>>724017488
Mfw I'm interviewing as a bud tender in Denver
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>Implying that /b/ get job interviews

kek
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>>724017409
>"I like anime"

/thread
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>>724017409
Turn up wearing an SS uniform.
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>>724017409
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>>724017636
>/thread's own post
Sure is summer in here.
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>>724017638
What does it say?
I'd still fuck her
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>>724017721
what are you talking about? theres no IDs here
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>>724017551

I'm jelly. I daydream about that. CTFAG here, might give it a shot in 2018 up in Massachusetts. 24yo white male 7 years retail 4 maintenance / warehouse. Gotten disowned by my family for weed and getting ticketed twice for marijuana. 3 times in high school, started again at 22.
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I didn't fail it in ten seconds but I have a funny story

>be me
>26 y/o NJ fag too rushed to park in regular spot cause late for interview
>swerve into handicap parking almost hitting a pole
>storm into office on 4th floor
>slamdoor.webm
>"I HAVE ARRIVED"
>"anon your late, do you think this is acceptable?" he peers up from me, I guess his chair is really short because all I see is up to his collar
>I tell him it was traffic, cripples held me back on highway, etc
>gives me a distasteful look but proceeds with interview
>"your resume says you're gifted with computer programming, elaborate?"
>tell him and I quote "I've reprogrammed the way society thinks about vegetables"
>looks at me in an odd way and narrows eyes
>"why do people need to rethink about vegetables? you're wasting my time"
>I tell him "the hardest part of eating them is the wheelchair"
>he gets furious and asks me to leave
>regretfully accept and leave but not before flicking him off and grinning like a shitlord
>he chases after me
>HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR
>fortykeks.jpg
>I assume guy gives up on me cause halfway down the stairs
>on my way down I hear a "WHAT IDIOT PARKED IN MY SPOT"
>mfw
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>>724017975

>deserves screenshots for summer copypasta to cum
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>>724017975
Was there before you
You parked in his spot
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>>724017975
>>724018100
include me in screencap
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Show up in flip fops.

>unless you're applying for a lifeguard job.
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Show up in flip flops.

>unless you're applying for a lifeguard job.
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fuck your seat
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>>724017409
>/b/ how do you blow job an interview in 10 seconds?
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>be yourself
>arrival to interview optional
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