/b/ how do you blow a job interview in 10 seconds?
>blow the interviewer
>talk about your passion for weed
>how to blow interview in 1 second
I'm jelly. I daydream about that. CTFAG here, might give it a shot in 2018 up in Massachusetts. 24yo white male 7 years retail 4 maintenance / warehouse. Gotten disowned by my family for weed and getting ticketed twice for marijuana. 3 times in high school, started again at 22.
I didn't fail it in ten seconds but I have a funny story
>26 y/o NJ fag too rushed to park in regular spot cause late for interview
>swerve into handicap parking almost hitting a pole
>storm into office on 4th floor
>"I HAVE ARRIVED"
>"anon your late, do you think this is acceptable?" he peers up from me, I guess his chair is really short because all I see is up to his collar
>I tell him it was traffic, cripples held me back on highway, etc
>gives me a distasteful look but proceeds with interview
>"your resume says you're gifted with computer programming, elaborate?"
>tell him and I quote "I've reprogrammed the way society thinks about vegetables"
>looks at me in an odd way and narrows eyes
>"why do people need to rethink about vegetables? you're wasting my time"
>I tell him "the hardest part of eating them is the wheelchair"
>he gets furious and asks me to leave
>regretfully accept and leave but not before flicking him off and grinning like a shitlord
>he chases after me
>HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR
>I assume guy gives up on me cause halfway down the stairs
>on my way down I hear a "WHAT IDIOT PARKED IN MY SPOT"
>deserves screenshots for summer copypasta to cum