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https://youtu.be/Axa20VnatWQ
Hi guys. Oldfag here. I've got a story to tell you. there will be no bel airing of dinosaur walking copy pasta. This is real. Pics to confirm everything I am about to tell you. I haven't typed this out in advance so please be patient.
This is(was) my cat. My family's cat. My adopted 13 year old brother's cat. ~7 years ago, while I was in the navy, my mother and stepdad decided to adopt 4 kids. I won't get into why it was advantageous to get 4 right now but I'll answer questions later. It was a huge legal battle to adopt them, then get rid of the oldest at the time (16m) on account of him trying to rape his adopted sister(they were all siblings btw). The sister grew to 17 when she was placed in a boarding school for troubled youth, on account of her attacking my mother while my mother was asleep on sleep aids. She recorded it.
The youngest accused my parents of sexual assault. He was 10 at the time of the accusation, and couldn't explain in court what "sexual" meant. And over the course of a year long trial, the child couldn't recount a single instance of sexual assault, touching, or anything indicating any actual abuse took place. It was at the end of this trial that I left the navy, and came home.
>>3/4 gone
Now comes the story of the little shitbag in question. We'll call him:
>>J.
>>724292504
Well, get on it
>>724292504
Sometime today maybe, OP.
>>724292504
Some people have a life you know. Can't sit around all day shitposting on /b/.
Hottest video on the internet, maybe? Those sounds at the end, mnffff...
Where my beasties at?
Where's the video?
>>724292197
Can't post the link, so here's a notepad picture?
>tfw your dick is small enough to fuck a dog
drawthread: best edition
kys edition, u first
>>724296022
way ahead of ya
Oh hey everyone!
loli bread (aka shotabot)
https://www.reddit.com/r/PORN4U/comments/5smnbh/molly_jane_daddy_im_not_mom/
>>724295318
>>reddit kys
I'm alone on a Friday night with only a box of wings and a mini cooler of beer to spend time with. Ask me to do an impression, and I'll do my best to do it over Vocaroo
Tracer from Overwatch.
No.
Fuck you.
>>724292071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5s7jZppvT
I've done better
FB/IG FAP THREAD
The ride should never bread.
Keep it simple, keep it s/fur
>>724294941
See ya buddy.
>>724294968
e621 and FA
Fuck I guess my other roommates leave on Tuesday.
I was hoping to have the entire week to myself.
>>724295092
>e62 an FA
How am i supposed to know what that means? Do I just search it?
What's /b/'s choice of music?
I enjoy indie rock and rap.
>>724290226
How indy? https://youtu.be/Cdq5poVl78o
>>724290456
>How indy?
w0t?
>>724290226
>What's /b/'s choice of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkJTfbVtejc
Let's play a game /b/
Pick up the book that's closest to you and turn to page 45. The first complete sentence will describe your sex life for the rest of 2017.
Post the sentence in question, along with the source. Pics are not necessary. Good luck.
I'll start:
"'No' or 'none,' as suggested in some of the examples, can be equated to ¬∃."
--Page 45, Advanced Language Construction (Mark Rosenfelder)
It's also abbreviated as OOP.
does a magazine count?
You know the drill.
>>724294158
Niggers
>>724294182
fuck it going to my final form!
Non nude hotties??? Anyone down?
>>724289314
continue
general celeb thread
the watson edition
Love myself some Watson.
ITS FRIDAAAAY
FRIDDAAAAYYY
REPLY TO THIS OR YOUR MOM DIES
pls live mommy
Fuck off, i want her dead.
rip
porn webm bread?
bamp
>>724290208
sauce good god
>>724290354
don't remember the sauce, anon. sorry. i just thought the girl was fucking beautiful