Let's play a game /b/ Pick up the book that's closest

I'll start:

"'No' or 'none,' as suggested in some of the examples, can be equated to ¬∃."

--Page 45, Advanced Language Construction (Mark Rosenfelder)

It's also abbreviated as OOP.

does a magazine count?

>>724293450
You may have to post a picture.

At last, the Ark soared aloft and came to rest on the top of Mount Ararat, seventeen thousand feet above the valley, and its living freight got out and went down the mountain.

P. 45, Mark Twain Letters from the Earth

sounds intense i cant wait

"They are capable of rapid physiological color change resulting from exoskeletal structure."

--Invertebrates for Exhibition, by Orin McMonigle.

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"For they thus helped to awaken the spirit of Western Democracy which, withn a short while shattered the foundations of their own existence."

"It was just as they remembered it, completely perserved."

-Five Nights at Freddy's: The Silver Eyes

A squeak rang in his ears and reverberated through his fingers; it came from the stone.

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>>724293186
"Your sex life will rival the power of the eternal stars."

Wow looks like I am set!

>>724294048
>>724294057
Sources?

"He said I was seeing shadows."

The Eye of the World, by Robert Jordan

...This isn't looking good for '17

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Thereupon they embraced and kissed each other on both cheeks. ~ Robin Hood

>>724294048
>>724294245
eragon

This creation of asymmetrical phrasing throughout a series of bars creates a denial of expectation in the listener and results in a more interesting mix.

-Dance Music Manual: Tools, Toys, and Techniques (Third Edition)

Rick Snoman

>>724293186
The Reverend Dennis Dillon's congregation was made up mainly of local farmlands and factory workers.

Tennessee

>>724293186
"All diamonds are formed under immense heat and pressure beneath the earth and are brought to the surface in volcanic eruptions."
-The Book of General Ignorance

'That was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed'
Kek

>>724294057
Book of affirmations from my local Hallmark store.

"Raistlin's eyes studied the portal, studied every detail intently--although it was not really necessary."
--D&D Dungeon Master's Guide

>>724293186
"Hang on,' blurted Harry. 'What about my punishment?" Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

>>724294358
i thot that was familiar

>>724293330
Is that predicate logic notation?

The flagship's turrets turned to bear on the Longsword and Pelican

-HALO First Strike

Eric Nylund

>>724294617
part where the eggs about to hatch

It has not been a good week for America.
Killing Kennedy by Bill O'Reilly

"Are you going to give me a shot?"
- Wastelands 2

>>724294565
That was the second closest book to me :-)

>>724294652
Yep, miraculously found in Unicode, too.

Page 45 of Advanced Language Construction goes into detail about how logic can be incorporated into a conlang. (Case in point: Lojban.)

>>724294837
mfw there are like 4 books or something now and i only read 2 i think
rip
also his badass brother leading uprising was gr8 but a little over the top

But the Blight could be boiled away; it could be filtered and steamed and filtered again.

>>724294987
read the last two, definitely worth it and dat ending...

>>724294521
Diamonds and eruptions so you might be ok.

"Obviously, Nova Sicilia has its own security. too."

- Snow Crash

Artyom was sure he would be cross examined when he got home.
Metro 2033
I'm not sure how I feel about that

Thus begins the ancient parable:

-Rationality, from ai to zombies

"Spit it out right now!"

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"The bottom of the candle is color-coded according to the denomination of the machine so that technicians, floor people, and players can find them more easily."

The Ultimate Idiot's Guide to Gambling like a Pro.

>>724294855
fucking weird mines a kennedy book too...
"but in her engagement days, as one can see from photographs in the kennedy library, even she was dragged into the family softball game."
the kennedy imprisonment; a meditation on power by gary wills
>sounds like some deepweb incest shit... soo stoked...

I have no books

>>724293330
Post a link to your conlangs if you've got them up somewhere

>>724295834
Then ask a white person to read the 1st line of your nearest court summons.

"By the time spring had touched up thayer street with and green and pink, Lolita was irrevocably stage-struck."
~lolita

>>724293330
"In one case his class met in an outdoor ditch that had been turned into an air raid shelter.'

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OP here. I'm reading through these responses and I love what kinds of stuff can be taken out of context.

Also:
>>724295869
I don't have one up yet, but I've vowed to construct a language at some point in my lifetime. I AM a self-taught linguist though, so I imagine that the job should be a bit easier.

"This sudden, double, superimposed, simultaneous view would be experienced as gaining an additional depth: as if adding one more spatial dimension."

in the year following the infinite crisis, batwoman filled the void while gotham city went without its primary protector.

The DC Comics Encyclopedia

>>724295834
>>724295980
Damn get rekt

"So here i was now, two years just to the day of being kicked and clanged into staja 84f, dressed in the height of prison fashion, which was a one-piece suit of a very filthy like cal colour, and the number sewn on the groody part just above the old tick-tocker and on the back as well, so that going and coming i was 6655321 and not your little droog alex not no longer."
~A Clockwork Orange

He was down to his last two bits, having lost a full month's wages in a game in Matamoros.

>>724296725
im gonna get raped...

>>724293186
I translated it for /b/'s benefit.

"--puts himself in a ridiculous position and loses all dignity and self-worth".

--Page 45, Refranes más usados en Puerto Rico (María Elisa Díaz Rivera)

>We must have gone a kilometer or more when the corridor ended suddenly in a vast cavernous opening.

Events preceding the Helvetican renaissance
by John Kessel
in
The year's best science fiction, 27th annual collection, edited by Gardner Dozois

>>724293186
Fucking hell.

"The Third represents 25,000,000 men."

Page 45, Liberating France, A Study In Revolution

>>724296970
correction you're gonna get raped

Of the lone wood-cutter; and listening still
-Endymion by John Keats

This does not bode well for me anons.

"Aristides tells us that he was given, in dreams, many odd commandments: to go barefoot in winter, to use emetics, and even to sacrifice one of his fingers."

-Page 45, Dreams and Dreaming, Norman MacKenzie

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>>724295834
>>724295980

>>724293186
Top fucking kek man, the closest book is my sketchbook. I haven't even touched beyond the 20th page

>>724293186
"What if ten should be found there?"
Page 45 - The Torah

--so that it could be pulled easily by a small goat-a gift intended for the head gardener, who was always kind.

I take this as my dick is gonna be pulled easily by a small goat, and I'm gonna get head from a gardener.

"You will understand more about it as the book proceeds."
Well, shit.

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Thus the numbers mx + ny so formed are incongruent (mod mn).

From a physics book:
The simplest kind of motion is straight-line motion with constant acceleration

>>724296889
I guess this means I'm going to be a sissy cuck who will be dominated and humiliated?

This does not bode well for me anon.

"For the individual's God the God of all, to wit, "Man", is now exalted; "for it is the highest thing in us all to be man."

The Ego and its Own, Max Stirner

"What about the rest of the world?"

>>724297068
wood cutter=log cutter...

"In addition to mixture adaptation, idle speed and ignition timing also adapt to changes in operating conditions (I.e. changes in altitude and small vacuum leaks)."

VAG Engine Management Systems

>>724297125
Welp. Looks like I'm a sub for the new year,

"your first foray in pettalburg woods is berif, go east and take the southren trail back to route 104, and you'll be right next to the item you saw there."
offical pokemon ruby and sapphire guide

>>724293186
"Thirteen golden human skulls form a macabre religious shrine in Bangkok, Thailand, guarding the newly dead and preventing their souls from turning into malevolent ghosts."

Then suddenly the white flashes of the Heat Ray came leaping towards me.
-H.G. Wells, <i>The War of the World's</i>

He realized that the demon was going to descend on the hall, that he had plotted all day, from dawn-light until darkness gathered again over the world, and stealthy night-shaped came stealing forth from the cloud-murk.

Seamus Heaney's translation of Beowulf.

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>>724293186
"Everyone thinks you're dead."

Pg 45, The Name of the Wind,

"the fire's shadow will illuminate the village ... ...and once again tree leaves shall bud anew"

pg.45 Naruto volume 16

It's poetry, so I'm going with the first stanza. Portuguese author, so I'll translate freely:

"You, evil dragon, cruel harpy,
Monster of monsters, fury of hells,
Who in vile murmuring, eternal snarls,
Ruins without rest the night, and the day"

It's Bocage's "A um velho maldizente" ("To a cursing old man")

It actually fits pretty well, kek

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>Is it wise to be intrigued by larger earnings when thy principal may be lost?

from The Richest Man in Babylon.

Mean it.
-Cloud Atlas

Well shit. What's this mean?

No one replied, but the man who had been in the well gave a hint that his long pole must have stirred up something intangible. H.P. Lovecraft Great Tales of Horror

>>724298019
Kek, this ain't my first encounter with Portuguese. Hell, I've read Os Lusíadas once. Not too bad.

"Sometimes, even 'baby,' hypoallergenic,' or 'all natural' products can trigger irritation or a rash-which means it's time to pull a moisturizer switch (choose one with a different formulation."
Source: What to expect in the second year
by: heidi murkoff

>>724293186
"The diagnostic criteria for Mental Retardation do not include an exclusion criterion; therefore, the diagnosis should be made whenever the diagnostic criteria are met, regardless of and in addition to the presence of another disorder."

DSM-IV

Well, shit.

"Why mother, how can you say that?"

-The fountainhead, Ayn Rand, pg 45

>>724293186
>mentioned in the 1913 report was the gamewell alarm system.

Looks like video games win again

At least it was erotica:
"When Pierre returned, he was carrying the same blindfold with which he had blindfolded her the first evening."
Story of O - Pauline Reage

the book i choose is less than 45 pages

>>724293186

'Now just wriggle your shoulders this way,' he said, 'and let go.'

Peter Pan and Wendy,
Chapter III. "Come Away, Come Away!

>>724293186
"When he reached the entrance to the court, he said, "Your Majesty, this humble Taoist greets you."

Not bad

>>724296025
hahaha nice.

>>724298109

I hear you, bro, maybe consider taking a look at Bocage's stuff, Camões was a major inspiration to him, so you might like it. His more serious stuff is sublime, and his marginal and erotic poetry was pretty much the porn parodies from back in the day, it's hilarious

"write what you ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ like"

Traduced from the book "Steal like an artist"

So I should write an erotic novel now?

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>>724294607
nice we can have some fun together :P

>>724298491
I'll do that sometime this weekend, thanks mate.

>>724293186
thats the equivalent of applying for a position as a psychics professor with a resume that lists your training as ''watched every episode of mr. wizard.''

suspected bacterial meningitis:
symptoms include headache, muscle pains, fever vomiting, neck stiffness photophobia and drowsiness

This gun was fitted to a rail known as a Foster mounting that allowed the weapon to be fired either in the direction of flight or at a vertical angle of up to nearly 90 degrees.

>>724293186
"There It Is!"

Pg. 45 Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

>>724299077
Source: "Fighter: Military Aircraft From WWI To The Present Day"

"The Taylor PS14ce is a member of that rarefied breed, Taylor's presentation series."

Spring 2017 issue of ProGear

"To be successful in sales, you must believe in your product"

"Now let me destroy them; I will wipe out their name from under heaven, and make you yourself into a wondrous great nation, far more numerous than they are."

_Early Christian Writings_, "The First Epistle of Clement to the Corinthians"

must mean I'm gonna impregnate a whole bunch of prisoners-of-war... cool!

"The expression x = y + 13 returns the value of x, which is stored in the variable z."

>Sams Teach Yourself C++ in 24 Hours

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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these proposals, therefore, are of a purely Utopian character.

THANKS KARL MARX

"A warrior without pretension was unencumbered by distraction."

-Mortals

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"The Divine Comedy"

"Draw attention to yourself by creating an unforgettable, even controversial image"

>48 laws of power

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"Suspect considered not known to be armed and is definitely not dangerous."

>The Swoly Bible

Well fuck.

>>724293186
>Demand charges and time-of-use rates were discussed in Chapter 1.

Shit.

>>724293186
Keep promises to yourself

"Draw attention to yourself by creating an unforgettable, even controversial image. Court scandal."
The 48 Laws of Power

rezonaga la madre de Ludmila

wtf nigga, this is fuckin spanish fag shit

"Holy shit," Van Patten exclaims. "I've never seen..."

American Psycho-Bret Easton Ellis

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>>724301596
>>724301941

>>724301596
Mah nigga. I wouldn't have posted>>724301941
if I'd have seen your post. I'd have used 33 Strategies of War

>>724301596
>>724301941

There may be hope for you mongoloids yet. This should be required reading in freshman year of college

You can also simply click on the ground to move to the location you select.

> "Tom Wilden says the Guineaman is fiddling about with the hoist of a blue peter."

Blue at the Mizzen by Patrick O'Brian

>>724302358
World of Warcraft Game Manual

>"Tales of Boney the Beast terrified everyone, especially young children."
this is from church of spies

"Portal" is a generic term for a stationary interplanaer connection that links a specific location on one plane to a specific location on another.

Dungeon Masters Guide 5th edition

"Another group of Old World monkeys, the colobines, has adopted the primateequivelent of bovine behavior."
- Man the Hunted

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>>724298210

Poor Oliver tried to keep up with the coach a little way, but was unable to do it, by reason of his fatigue and sore feet.

"...Shall sink in my rebuke."

-Page 45, Othello, by Shakespeare; edited by Edward Pechter

>>724302222
Holy damn quads check

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"However, she was not willing to admit the truth that she wanted a break from her career, and a husband and a family and then maybe no career at all."

The King of Torts, John Grisham

"I know it, for now and then I hear a far-away, muffled sound as of mattock and spade, and, whatever it is, it must be to the end of some ruthless villainy" (Dracula)
This is not good right?

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>>724293186
The Voodoo pantheon is far from complete in the preceding list.
>Milo Rigaud, Secrets of Voodoo
Soooo I guess that means I'm gonna be fucking a whole bunch of voodoo deities. That's good right?

The Stadium Court is surrounded by a red tarp festooned with corporate names in black capitals, and the tarp composes the base of a grandstand that itself decked out in red-and-black bunting, so that from any kind of distance the place looks like either a Kremlin funeral or a really elaborate brothel.
String Theory
David Foster Wallace on Tennis

>>724303274
Definitely a really elaborate brothel.

>>724293186
Analyzing Photographs Study the photograph below. Then answer the questions that follow.

Op this might be the stupidest idea for a game you've ever came up with. It was biology

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>>724302517
>Boney the Beast
>young children
Why don't you have a seat over there...

"As originally enacted, the Bill of Rights (the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution) was applicable only to the federal government, not to the states."

I am.....unsure of what this means.....

>>724303433
means you're gonna get laid on a federal level

near the gates and within two cities, shall be two scourges, i never saw the like, famine, within the plague, people thrust out by the sword, shall cry for help to the great god immortal.

what is this supposed to mean

it's from the complete prophecies of nostradamus, milennium edition

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>>724293186
"Throwing off his error as those burdened by original sin could not, he begins his teaching mission once again, descending from his mountain cave as he did at the beginning of the book."

p. 45 of The Cambridge Companion to Nietzsche
(Bernd Magnus and Kathleen M. Higgins (edit.))

"The waiting room on the eighth floor was very small, very plush, very intimate, very private."

I see some potential here.

>>724303519
ten times

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>>724303742

"Then ask any of the the others. They'll tell you how crazy I am."
p.45
Catch 22

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"He moved into the water, and the two officers followed, all three settling into a waist-deep coolness" -Page 45, The Rising Tide (Jeff Shaara)
Guess I'm an OP forever

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>But more ghastly and terrible still was the slowness of my progress

The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories
H.P. Lovecraft

Great.

That's why I do not love you, mountain by the water -- no, I do not love you."


Fuck

her database of incidents, categorized under communitys schools, workplace, media, family and government, includes examples of harassment, loss of jobs, shunning by family and even murder

richard dawkins, The God Delusion

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>>724293186
>A view from the tax-house in the ">rosenlund"area. To the left is the south-central >hospital and to the right the tanto-garden
>(Summer of 1960) photo Yngve Hellström

I have no idea what this means

The pillowcases were identified as the LaBiancas' own, having been removed from the pillows on their bed"
-Helter Skelter

ok I guess

>>724295834
>>724295980
GET WRECKED FOOL!

>>724293186
"The veterinarian arrived at the ashram and examined the dog,without meeting Baba or having any contact with him."

When The Impossible Happens: Adventures In Non-Ordinary Realities by Stanislav Grof

What the fuck does that mean for me?

Once, about a year ago, i'd made the mistake of catching a ride off world with i-rok to try and gain some experience points.

Ready Player one by earnest cline

what does it mean

In my head, in my mind, and my dreams, I sit and watch. WAIT SO I'M A CUCK?

>>724306917
I guess so anon

"Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans."
–The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook by Piven/Borgenicht.

>>724293186
How to make the best of both strong and weak---that is a question involving the proper use of ground.

Art of War

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>>724293186
>Wright's "cloudy spots" are in fact collections of hundreds of billions of stars, situated far away in space and visible primarily above and below the Milky Way.
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson, "Death by Black Hole and other cosmic quandaries

What did he mean by this?

"You might be confused because we abuse equality in this way, but we shall see later in this section that doing so has its advantages"
- Introduction to algorithms, T. Cromen, C. Leiseron, R. Rivest, C. Stein.

number 3's are natural entertainers who love to express their many talents and abilities.

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>>724293186
"Plant cacti and succulents in informal groups or drifts for a natural effect." Page 45 of "The Complete Book of Cacti and Succulents" by Terry Hewitt.

>>724293186
All he sees is that he has been put through the mill and sent to the front, but he knows well enough what he must do and what not.

"if that's the only reason, it's going to be hard to get rid of the feeling that a great injustice has been done to me, but it was a soft and squishy punch, so I forgive you."

Re:Zero Starting life in another world
Nice, I guess?

>>724307081
I was wondering when I'd see Sun Tzu here.

>>724307110
Cloudy Spots = Cum
Hundreds of billions of stars = Successful Kids
Don't fap and waste your chances.

The array of grouped data is this:

A statistics book

>>724293186
>unlike the pea traits that Mendel examined, most human characteristics do not fall neatly into just two opposing phenotypic categories.

I'm studying for my genetics test monday.

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>>724307515
>I really don't want kids though

>>724307768
Die a poorfag then.

Before long, this meant going out to find women to rape.

Evil Serial Killers: In the minds of monsters

Oh.

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>>724307816
That's the plan.

>>724293186
This book only has 38 pages. Well shit it looks like my sex life is nonexistent.

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Stopping Distance -- Large commercial vehicles require a much longer distance to stop than smaller vehicles.

>>724308601
>Drivers Handbook

"All sound like Cartoon names to me"
- Zeroes, Chuck Wendig

Winston examined the four Slips of Paper wich he had unrolled.

>>724308888
It's 1984 from George Orwell btw

"when he was gone, missandei brought the queen a simple meal of goat cheese and olives, with raisins for a sweet." -A dance with dragons 2: after the feast

>>724308888
Nice quads sir/madam.

>>724309029
Comrade is ok.

He believes he should be liked and well connected without actually helping anyone.

>>724309239
. . . let me guess, "The Great Gatsby"?

>>724309350
Nope. The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck by Mark Manson.