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2017-03-04 06:16:00 Post No.724304284
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:16:00 Post No. 724304284 [Report] [View this topic]

WHERE'S THE QUEEN DAPHNE NOWADAYS?

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2017-03-04 06:53:24 Post No.724307163
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:53:24 Post No. 724307163 [Report] [View this topic]

Welcome to "My Suicidal Testicles Trilogy
Part 1: "What a Twist"

>Be me
>18 year old horny University student
>Home for mid semester break
>Blueballs
>1am family is asleep
>Fap.exe
>Balls hurt more now, shrug it off, go to bed
>Wake up, balls really hurt now
>Somethings wrong, catch bus to doctor
>2hr wait most pain Ive ever been in
>Doc says I have a twisted nut
>Calls specialist and books surgery for me
>Earliest they can do is 10pm
>Call family, they all laugh...alot
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Get to hospital, they check and shave me
>5 different people have now fumbed with my fun sack today
>New PB
>Have surgery, Doc says no sexual activities for a month or stitches will tear
>2 days left of holiday pain will hang around for 3ish days
>Get back to Uni
>Immediatly engage horny overdrive, way to much poontang for me to be recovering here
>Last 3 days, havent fapped for 5 days
>Fuck it, ill be gentle
>Retreat to room, fapping dosent hurt that much
>Dump my load and tear stiches as I do so
>Panic.exe
>Grab a toilet roll and wrap my balls up, i fucked up
>Run to my RA ask for lift to hospital
>Shes confused, but agrees
>Every bump in the road makes me die a little more
>Get out of car, blood soaked through my pants into her car seat
>Nope the fuck out and start an awakward run to ER with out even a thanks
>Surgery round 2
>Return to dorm later that night via taxi, what an expensive day
>Rumors about how I cut my asshole while trying to shove something up there and fap
> Realised Id never cleaned up or closed my room door
>Explain to everyone in my dorm what happen
>Didnt get laid again for 6 months

Part 2 can be found below!

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:56:16 Post No.724307391
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My Suicidal Testicals: Part 2 "Stitch Up"

>Be me, suicide nuts
>20 years old now, working full time after flunking uni
dailygrind.jpg
>Working as a sail maker, yea sail maker
>Sweatshopbitch.exe
>Using a hand sewing need to sew parts onto a sail
>Needle is stuck
>Hulk mode activated use a hand palm and smack the fucker
>It penetrates all the way, and I little further then i would have liked
>Never work on your lap
>Cluster fuck sammich
>Sail, my jeans, my undies, my ball sack...
>5 inch needle, 2/3rds of which was not in my pants
>Panic, run calmdown.exe
>I tried to tug it out of my sack, nope
>I push it through the sail the last inch and a bit moving my hips back so the needle dosent go deeper and tear my sack open again (once in a life is enough for me)
>Calmdown.exe has stopped responding
>I stand but forget about the thread
>Thismotherfucker.jpeg
>This sail litterally has my by the balls
>Cut thread
>Nonchalant walk to bath room, hand covering my crotch and the 2 5 inch pins that are now in my pants
>Its starting to hurt now
>Left hand goes down pants to hold my sack back right grabs the exposed end of the needle
>Teeth gritted I pull aaaaaand nothing
>Needle is lubed with wax and i need pliers for a better grip
>Tool area on other side of building ffffuuuu
>Take a quick breather, pray to every god and memes alike but forgot to pray to Anon, big mistake
Cont.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:58:15 Post No.724307541
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>>724307391
Do continue.
I'm skeptical but curious

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:59:49 Post No.724307677
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Part 2: "Stitch Up" Cont.

>Manage to get to tools after some mission impossible lvl grey manning and take pliers.
>So close to relief I can feel it in my..balls
>Co work realises somethings up as i return to toilet
"Hey Anon, using the shitter again"
>Panic.exe is posting large cpu usage
"Haha yeah I...ahh.. I got"
>OH fuck pepe rid me of my existance plz
"Haha i got diarrhea..."
>Dignity andddditsgone.jpeg
>I dont give a fuck at this point, nope outta there
>Back in bathroom now
Pliers work, needle comes straight out
>Thank fuck!
>Return to my work, the wax on the needle stopped the bleeding but fuckk it was so itchy
>For the next 6 hours i could not stop scrathing and causing more pain
>Pretended to use to bathroom to cover my story while everyone paid me out about having the shits
>Sailmakers are weird
>Get home, quick fap to check they were still functional
>Cry

Writing part 3 "Its a bird! Its a plane! Nope its my Sack" now

Anonymous
2017-03-04 06:23:40 Post No.724304863
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:23:40 Post No. 724304863 [Report] [View this topic]

YLYL

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:24:12 Post No.724304902
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2017-03-04 07:19:37 Post No.724309132
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:19:37 Post No. 724309132 [Report] [View this topic]

Boy-butt Bonanza 2k17 #3!

Get in here and drop 'em, boys.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:21:21 Post No.724309260
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>>724309160
First post is best post. Good thing it was me and not you.

Cheers!

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:22:27 Post No.724309344
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>>724309260
Eat shit

Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:23:51 Post No.724309461
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>>724309344
Thanks for your candor.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 07:30:30 Post No.724310034
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:30:30 Post No. 724310034 [Report] [View this topic]

drawthread
big rigs edition

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:32:19 Post No.724310172
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taking chill requests.

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Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

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>>724310034
Alright 'en Andria lost the battle by a landside..

However! She can plead against her assailant to not have her peach deflowered.. meaning other things must happen.

>evens will make the black knight honor Andria's wishes.
>odds, black knight will do what black knights does.

Majority decides.
>trips will unlock secret ending

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2017-03-04 07:21:23 Post No.724309263
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:21:23 Post No. 724309263 [Report] [View this topic]

78 gets a cum tribute

go

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2017-03-04 07:22:10 Post No.724309325
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:22:10 Post No. 724309325 [Report] [View this topic]

Quads get the video of this sluz (cara Nicholls) sucking off her doggo

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:23:41 Post No.724309449
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ROLL even tho fake

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>>724309325
For kek

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Roll hoping not fake

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2017-03-04 07:15:22 Post No.724308814
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:15:22 Post No. 724308814 [Report] [View this topic]

/got/ roll

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 07:18:08 Post No.724309032
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rolllllllllllllllllllll

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>>724308814
roll

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>>724308814
curious roll

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:18:20 Post No. 724304472 [Report] [View this topic]

NN hotties cont!

get back in here you turds

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looking for the OP of this gril you made an imgur album of her a while back but then it got deleted (i'm assuming there was doxxing involved)

but yea. i want more of her again lol