No YLYL? WTF /b/
lmao kys faggot
left or right thread
bumping with more
>>743711774
Id make right choke on my cock.
right, kik?
>>743713861
New nudes?
Do what ya want. Dubs decide.
>>743709428
Can i bring my virgin friend too?
Can my dad come too his dick is massive
>>743709428
Can I put peanut butter on your pussy and let my dog lick it?
Trap thread
Also got moar of him?
INTERNETEXPLORER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Celebrity Feet thread
other fetishes welcome (tongues armpits thighs ass) whatever gets you hard just no basic shit
you can go onto wikifeet dot com and search up your favorite celeb, post the hottest content you can find here
Yes please
>>743705855
Flan-chan continued. I mean, loli thread.
HG/Hunger Games thread
24 fags
Vanilla code
Lain
Virginia
gemboi
Today I fucked up.
I just got back home from fucking a hooker. I went to her flat, it started out fine with a bj (average) and followed by some sex (missionary) with one of her condoms. I switched to doggy and started hitting it a little harder, then, suddenly, it started feeling really good.
It took me a good 5 seconds to realise there were some weird plastic noises going on. In a sudden panic, I quickly pulled out and there it was, the condom had broken! There was only the base around my dick and a big chunk of yellowish plastic flapping about from it.
She wiped my dick with some wet towels, then she finished me with a handjob, and I went straight home.
Now I'm fucking scared I could have gotten infected by some STI or some sort.
Wtf do I do? Is there a way to reduce the risk of infection?
I tried washing it with soap and water, then wanted to try something stronger, so I put some 90% alcohol I had lying around (it stings btw), and now I'm writing this shit.
Any suggestions?
pic related, it's a hooker (mine didn't even look as good fuck my life)
u dun goofed
get that aids drug you take the day after its not expensive plus thats the only real bad thing you could have gotten
what you have to do is get a syringe (a turkey baster will do) and shoot about 6 oz. of alcohol up your penis.
that's what they'd do at the hospital.
you have to hurry, though.
do it today
Fluffy abuse thread
please
>>743696976
bump
Science vessel "Vitae" launched in 2087 designed to last for 25 years in space to search for life on distant planets.
After traveling for 12 years, the science vessel sent from earth with 5 crew members to search for life on distant planets came across 3 earth-like planets that might contain life.
>Dubs decide where to land:
>1. Blue planet
>2. Red planet
>3. Green planet
>4. Investigate Red light
Top left corner shows: Population, Food, Water, Fuel.
RULES:
Dubs decide MINOR events.
Trips decide MAJOR events.
10 Fuel is required to return to orbit.
Example: An astronaut was ejected into space.
Try keep the story going and make it somewhat realistic.
It might take awhile before I update the animations please be patient.
Green planet
>>743693848
Solar panel breaks down requiring repair.
Pics you shouldn't share thread #432345
>>743705115
Nice!
>>743705200
Cheating GF threadd
Alright. Listen up niggers. It's 5:30, and you know what that fucking means. So, here's the plan:
>at 6:00 PM EST, BuzzFeedVideo should post something new.
>at that time, the Anon with the account @ImaniJackson25 will post their story of "terrible sexual harassment in the workplace."
>Other twitters will begin reposting and following ImaniJackson25
(Make sure you all have twitters. Try to share this with some famous people who hate BuzzFeed. That should get shit cooking.)
>At around 7:00 PM, the comments of the new video, and the comments of articles on the News Site, will be spammed by you all, demanding to know what the fuck is going on with the sexual harassment.
>Dislike all other comments to get the message out. Link to the twitter account if you have to.
>Spam twitter, their articles, YouTube. Spam whatever you have to to get the message out.
>remember, use #_banbuzzfeed
There are only a couple of hitches in the plan.
>How many of you have twitter accounts? Doesn't matter whether they're fake or real, they just need to look like a person who would support a feminist victim.
I also saw a couple of Anons were going to hack buzzfeed. Do it, but schedule it to happen at exactly 9 PM EST. Therefore, the buzzfeed staff won't be able to retaliate, and we can kick them while they're down.
Any questions, lads?
I'm going to be apart of this. I want to go on a fucking raid!!!!
Bump this to the sky