>>743706680
that one friend lmao
"im so sick of this"

>>743707088
That was weirdly satisfying to watch.

>>743706807
what the hell

>>743707766
I'm sorry, what was the end game here?

>>743707321
Did they ever catch the biker?>>743707321

>>743708271
WHY!! dindoo nuffin

>>743707229
just kill all the nigger scum no more niggers in my world

>>743707229
Even Thor hates niggers.

Up I start now watching

>>743708565
Fuck. What happened to her?

>>743709853
I think her leg broke

>>743709573

What kind of machine is this?

>>743709238

Looks like someone forgot to convert to metric. 88 mph gets you time traveling. 88 kmh gets you struck by lightning. Stupid plebs.

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>>743706715
fucking chinks just can't handle elevators

>>743709853
seizure due to lights

>>743709949


>>743710056

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>>743706680
>>743706715
why is that a thing there?
>>743706745
story?

>>743708497
yo b whats the story here
why are they cutting his dick like that and why is he taking it like a man?

>>743707178
women always just assume they can punch men and then literally walk away like it didnt even happen
next time don't pet the zoo animal too hard and you won't get slapped like charlie murphy

>>743710492
traditional circumcision. showing any sign of pain is a sign of weakness

>>743710492
Isn't that the tribal punishment for man cheating on woman?

>>743709853
Nerve gas

>>743707285
efukt

>>743707801
>d-dont worry guys, chef's still alive!
>they say the last thing you do when you die is
>reinstadler.webm
>nevermind, I guess he is dead. :(

>>743710884
waht the fuck is going on here

>>743709238
>>>
once this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit

>>743706781
The one guy's first reaction is to run out and save the tire.

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>>743707960

>>743710837
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>743706606
More like repost of the same bread that has been posted here for years. Get some OC faggot.

>>743711225
Ah, okay, now it makes sense. Thanks mate...

>>743710017
lost

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>>743711261

>>743707178
Justice served!

If you hit someone you deserve to be hit back. Man got it right and kept his hand open.

Lel

>>743710017
I didn't account for the fact that europe uses some wack ass bullshit.

>>743710307
>the gopro of this is gonna look so cool thou!

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>>743709963

>>743711565

it must suck living in shitty countries

>>743711225
how does this faggot eat n drink?
wtf is up with people nowadays

>>743710421
Some guy who used to live there said that it's basically country bumpkins who have no idea how technology works. They don't get that an elevator is a small room moving up and down in a shaft, it might as well be a magic box to them. So when they miss it or whatever they feel humiliated and wronged. In a nutshell retards gonna retard.

>>743710935
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>743710935
surprise interpretive dance.webm

>>743709963
incidentally a lot of heavy machines have moving parts similar
dont touch something moving, and dont wear lose clothes are both pretty important rules

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>>743706781

>>743711699
fair enough.

>>743710304
i dont like what im seeing, but i am impressed

>>743707285
That's hot

>>743708271
Yes, vigilante justice.
His house got burned down and he lost all his shit.

>>743710017
>80 kmh ~60mph
>88 kmh ~65mph
>get you struck lightning
>implying there is a way to get 88MPH before even hit the 88 KMH

how to math?

>>743712025
Ok, thanks for info on that. Though it was something more specific since he was eager to touch it for any reason

>>743710492
he's american, it is the custom there

>>743711846
just like normal, the food just has a 50% miss rate

>>743710884

My guess that he has so much damage (broken everything / ultraboggy) to his head and sinuses that the pressure from his breathing is pressing his face and head out.

Source: certified trauma nurse. I've ambu bagged people and had air come out of their forehead. Specifically on a guy whose cellmate beat his head in with a cinderblock. He ded, thankfully. Can't imagine what shape he would have been in if he lived.

>>743712421
nope just either very stupid or very uninformed

>>743711993
>I think i'll rush under the ladder
>on second thoughts, fuck that

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>>743712826
That fucking blood splatter...

>>743712569
Aw

>>743706807
great filename

>>743709963
>>
A "human crushing" machine.

>>743712827

Both.

But whoever that other guy with him was appeared to have been telling him to touch it.

>>743712952
>using ski in stairs
>usa
>first world country

in 3rd world country, they also does thing that way, like playing soccer with a socks

Feel like USA isnt better than africa

>>743709984
kek filename

>>743712852
I think he was pondering for a minute if he wanted to rape that woman or steal the money...

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>>743707285
They way she keks until she finds out that her butt is on fire

>>743711351
Now, I rlly cnt tell if hes srs or nt...

>>743713350
Top level copypasta shitposting

>>743706745

didn't even see anything trigger it. wow

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>>743713026
*spatter

>>743709963
It's a lathe, they spin things really fast and it's how you're able to get cylindrical things into different latitudinal shapes. Super practical but there are way too many autistic fucks that wear loose clothing around them and get sucked in and rekt
Or I could be completely wrong and it's not a lathe.

>>743712852
HE A GUD BOY
HE GOIN TO CHURCH
HE GOIN BACK TO SKEWWWL
OH LAWDYY OH LAWDEEE
HE DINDUNUFFIN

>>743713471

see

>>743711699

>>743709853
Crystals ... Mustard gas

>>743711838
Probably one of those girls that fucked up after getting involved with drug dealers and cartels...

>>743707734
pawnstars

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>>743706781

poor bastard. sometimes it's just your day to go and you won't even see it coming.

>>743713605
IIRC she was talking shit about someone, hence the cell phone on her head.

>>743712852
i like these typa videos because you see how the suspect is acting before he goes ape(literally)

his body language when he was putting his phone in his pocket would've been a red flag if i was that girl.

>>743711068
If i had to take a guess i'd say some kind of brute force to the face busted the top of his nasal cavity

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>>743713653
>>743706781

>>743710912
First webm in a looooong while to make me wince.

>>743710307
does this kill the anon?

>>743713653
except there is a thing you can do about it. drive to places in an armored vehicle(a.k.a. a car or truck, which protects you from shit like that at least somewhat) and not ride around at 60 miles an hour on a fucking bicycle like a retard.

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>>743713313
Jealous douche with no skis or stairs identified.

>>743713026
Dexter?

>>743714018
>Rawanda rousey

>>743711261
Fresh of the boat, from reddit, kid? I remember when I was never a sperg like you. Not brain dead. LEmmeline give you a tip to survive this cyber sanctuary. Don't call others out for not having a name or reputation on a site that's made for people to post ANONYMOUSLY you fucking cretin.

>>743707088
Piece of glass being removed?

>>743714020
just to be sure....

>>743709984
Yup, fucked for life

>>743709853

sudden autism breakdown

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>>743714177

....... Because on the internet, MEMES ARE KING!

Thanks for watching

>>743714104
Nope piece of wood

>>743708271
Looks like the biker was in the right though. Clearly the car-driver illegally cut into his lane, he clearly didn't even make sure it was safe to do so. Biker just made sure the other guy actually realized what he did (by tapping his car.). Driver then tried to CRUSH the biker and missed (horribly), he deserved worse than the bent fender he got.

Of course, I've rode for YEARS and encounter assholes like this EVERY time I ride. It's so common it's just accepted that there will be drivers that literally do shit that WILL KILL YOU, just because you are on a motorcycle. Then think it's fucking lulz n' shit. Some fucker will try to drive you into the rails, or bump you off the road, or cut you off then slam their breaks, or open their door and try to slap you with it (or generally try to knock you over). It's fucking CRAZY how these assholes keep their licenses at all.

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>>743714018
flawless victory! fatality!

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>>743713817
>>>743713653
>>>743706781

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>>743714177
Winner!

>>743714078
Ha, I see what you did there.

>>743712337
>thinking this much into it

>>743714282
Are you retarded? The biker kicked the car, causing the driver panic and slam on the breaks.

>>743714282
I hope one day they get you you fucking freak.

I'd do the same to you if I knew you. You're such a fucking loser it hurts.

Do you even have a girlfriend?

>>743714078
Kek. I am changing my file name now.

>>743714282

Um the biker kicked a moving vehicle on a highway probably traveling over 70mph.

He's a dumbass.

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>>743707960
tooth removal

>>743714476
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

Top tier trolling anon

>>743713636
QUIT SHOOTIN 'OLES IN MY SHIP

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>>743714486
excuse me you two but anons are getting rekt in here.

>>743714476
no U
>>743714528
The moving vehicle that overtook his lane close enough that he had to kick it to let it in. He very literally HAD to kick it to keep from getting his wheel clipped.

>>743711261
The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Gino Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god

>>743714531
Considering the douchebaggery he conveyed, he could've saved a trip to the gun store and try starting a fight at some shitty bar.

>>743709573

love how the other guy can not get far enough away as fast as possible

>>743714282
I hear you anon. Every time I'm out someone does something fucking stupid that almost kills me

>>743714697
No. He could have used his fucking horn.

>>743714282

How about instead of kicking the car, he just fucking break and call it a day? Like, yeah, you can be pissed that the person is an asshole or didn't see him, but kicking the car does nothing except make you an equally culpable asshole.

>>743714560
Evening, putin

>>743709573
I remember reading about this he was all over the papers

>>743706745
Da fuq happen?

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>>743714650
dayum major dain bramidge

>>743713313

>USA literally the richest nation on earth
>same as africa

nigga wut?

>>743710271
would it kill you to take out the trash?

>>743710271

dat file name!

saving the shit out of that.

>>743714697

Um it's clear the vehicle didn't see the motorcycle and the motorcyclist seen the car.

You brake and let the vehicle in. On the highway everyone has to work together to make it work. Or you get some dumbass on a motorcycle doing what he just did.

>>743706781
Assassin Tire

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>>743711261

>>743714882
>meanwhile in Texas right now

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>>743714882
helmets kids

>>743714700
Lol >>743714727 Thanks for the longer version anon

>>743714282
>bent fender

Did you not see the cars that overturned?

Why are videos of stuff like this always recordings of a video playing on a different screen?

>>743711993

standing right on the "NOT A STEP" sticker on the top

>>743712757
>good time for a quick grope

>>743714882
Fucking lol at trying to be cheeky with holding his nose.

>>743715289
cctv

>>743715032
damn

>>743714907
Yeah thats the filename retard

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get in here everyone!

>>743715319
Was gonna delete post after I realised it's the first 40 secs, not a longer version
Still adds a little more context tho

>>743709238
Fucker turned those hazards on like a champ.

>>743714650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abnormal_posturing

>>743714698
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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>>743715572
agree

>>743714826
Can't tell that he didn't use his horn (bike horns are usually pitiful though).
>>743714845
>>743714921
I understand your brake argument, but you're wrong. You see the driver enter his lane right at the start of the clip, the biker isn't gunning it to make it past the driver. People tend to take the driver's side in this situation and I get it, I mean someone in a vehicle that weighs 3-4 times as much as yours are not responsible for making sure that they're not crushing you, or making sure that someone isn't on the other side of 3 solid traffic lines. The biker did everything he could to remain upright after that prick tried to push him into the divider (any other biker would have to do the same).

>>743715434
Fuuuuuuuck

>>743715400
oh well maybe next thread

>>743715352
I'm just wondering because obviously these people have access to the system in order to view it in the first place, so why don't they just get the actual file somehow?

>>743715638

I can't believe how stupid you are.

I hope the next time somebody cuts into your lane you kick their vehicle and get run over.

I'll say this, looking at this thread while listening to [spoiler]hotline miami[/spoiler]-divide, is pretty cool

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>>743714009
>except there is a thing you can do about it. drive to places in an armored vehicle(a.k.a. a car or truck, which protects you from shit like that at least somewhat) and not ride around at 60 miles an hour on a fucking bicycle like a retard.

spoken like a true millenial douchebag who thinks she'll just jump oout of the way if a car ever hits her

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>>743709984

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>>743714020
>>743714130

fucking China man. small fine if kill. large bucks for medical bills if live.

sorta like the police shooting crazy people here. One shot could take down the crazy fucker with a bat, but they shoot 12 times to make sure kill. no living victim. board will clear the cop every time.

fucking evil people

fuck da police

>>743714045
This is amazing. Any more like this?

>>743714960
ggdg

>>743714262
Ow :(
Hopefully no splinters

>>743714727
This has upset me somewhat, God speed great white stallion. Godspeed

>>743712337
1kmh = 0.62mph

80kmh = 49.6mph

how to math?
kys

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>>743714282

>>743713333
Nice quads.