Trips decides next move
Sees tits
Stuff it with cream, shit it out, eat it. Take 10 pictures of this and upload them all or a heart attack takes you young and soon.
>>732413227
What is that shit ew
So now that Trump has been proven to be an incompetent retard, why did America not pick Hillary?
>>732410600
because shes a woman
>>732411043
pretty much this m8
Incompetent retard is better than competent evil.
Nostalgic toys, y'all. Even though nobody's going to be able to beat mine.
Fuck you, man.
>>732406428
what is this grandpa shit
>>732406428
Plastic crap.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>732404037
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
>>732410561
I lied not happening my playing is terrible drunk.
>>732411505
That happens it seems dm come and go ive been playing for less than a year though.
>>732411648
Wasnt going to do drums, just guitar haha. but playing was so sloppy I wasnt happy with it.
>>732411752
This does have an in flames feel. I havent listened to them in a while.
>>732411765
>>732412055
Hello, ive been good
>>732412402
Ceruleen has been kicking my ass, its super hard not to sacrifice clarity for depth on that particular piece. Nice thats better than my interface! its what I want to upgrade to the 4i4. Save up for a good headset or monitors (preferably monitors) then you become super ocd. I hope thats not a project list or im going to be busy for a while haha.
>>732413152 Shinobu
Comfy night.
I'm good, trying to decide what to play or listen to.
>>732413248 YouKnow
Good stuff. Not in the mood for whiskey tonight?
> Which reminds me, i need to go get more vodka tomorrow..
>>732413276 Yuuki
What'd you have? Ah that's a shame..
Oh boy get ready
>>732411748
Wow, that's quite a long time! I'll be sure to keep that in mind if I ever want to become an alcoholic! Or just drink a lot!
Ah, sorry! I know I posted a little late! But I'll look into that, even if I don't play that many campaigns! It still seems useful!
How are you doing though Rory? I haven't talked to you in ages!
>>732411765
Hello Hanako! How did your day go today? Also, yay~! it's the weekend! What are you going to do with the free time?
>>732411870
Hi Taiga! How are you doing tonight?
>>732411901
Aw, that's no good! Everytime you talk to me you're doing bad! And that's never going to work if you want to be happy!
What's making you feel bad? Bad day, people you don't like, ailments, what's going on with you? You can talk to me!
>>732412043
It's interesting until you sit on it, then it's terrible! The leaning back thing on the bottom is broken too, so if you want to not sit up you have like a 50/50 chance of just falling. Well, the back popping off is also a cause of that!
>>732412055
>dubs!
<3 A-ah~, you're the best! All I said was hi and you're already so kind! Thank you miss Juvia!
I'm really really happy to hear that your day went well! It was an 8 hour day at work, right? I'm sure you worked super hard! And I'm glad you made it home safe! <3
I'm okay! Feeling not so well, but I'm happy! Replaced some wall sockets today! That was... err, not fun but we did it!
>>732412133
Oh, WoW's always fun! Did you do your raids for this week? The Nighthold is the most recent release, right? Or am I behind on the times?
I'm doing okay! Playing minecraft with some friends! Err, alt tabbed out talking to everyone, but I imagine soon they'll want me back so I'll leave eventually!
new post
s/fur
>>732412625
burds are best
Femanon thoughts?
>>732408847
you're a female with testies
>>732408847
baby dick
so sad
kill yourself
is that a 1 inch
Let's start the first good Illinois thread
Illionois sucks. Cubs lost to the Rockies. State filled with faggots. Fuck you and your mother.
Kik me for Rockford dmays966
>>732399185
Well damn
Any Real Pedophile stories??????????
Im curious.
Post experience or whatver
>>732408933
Go away
>>732408933
>be 27,
>fucked and fell in love with 14 year old,
>mom found out, had a long talk she said she would have let us be together if we hadnt done it all the wrong way.
>I sitll think about her a lot.
Ill answer any questions unless someone starts with the FBI bullshit.
>>732409781
>said she would have let us be together if we hadnt done it all the wrong way
?
>tfw you are retarded... but also a pervert.
>>732411602
I guess porn and talking are the only things we can do. I should probably finish eventually
Stop posting monster girls
Never.
>>732412648
Nah.
Drawthread.
Cute things edition
>>732409169
Requesting that thing jerking off
>>732409266
STOP!
ok guys long story short, my brother went to a concert last night with a girl and she's sleeping in the couch RIGHT FUCKING NOW. dubs decide what do i do
Tuck her in
Wake her up
show her your porn collection of course
new new fb/ig fap bread
>>732412778
This hottie is still wants your cock
ITT: Women you don't find attractive......but can't stop fapping to.
>>732400108
Have actually ran into her a few times in Vegas. She is a mess in real life, but would bang
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>>732400537
Just walking around?
Violent / crazy / scary encounters thread, I'll start and dump stories since you guys liked them last time:
I worked at a liquor store in THE dodgiest part of town (ausfag). Full blown crackhouse 50 metres down the road, and every single house was public housing. One major crackhead told me he never sets foot in that particular crackhouse, and described a scene where the bathroom had box after box after box of used needles in them - like literally hundreds. He said that the bottom of the cardboard boxes were seeping blood and meth/saline fluids onto the mouldy floor, and when he saw another crackhead sucking the pudle into a needle and booting it; he never returned.
I've:
>had knives held to me literally more times than I can count
>been pepper sprayed
>befriended every single hooker in the area
>had at least three clients there end up on the news as murder victims
>had at least 10 clients there die from crime
>went through a period of June - July in 2016 where I LITERALLY called the police AT LEAST twice every shift; not even kidding - and I worked 12 hour days 6 days a week
>had needles waved in my face
>seen countless assaults
>chased/stopped/ignored countless robberies in our store
>seen our neighbour deli get full-blown raided by guys kicking down their windows/doors and violently holding up the place
>experienced more abuse and crackhead ramblings than you can imagine
>had some of the funniest, most fucked up conversations you can imagine
Pic related; on my last day, this crackhead rolled through and demanded I take a photo of his eyes. He said "Show your friends bro, show all your friends"
Will dump stories I have pics as kinda proof to back up:
Sounds kind of bullshit. Such a well known crack house that even the liquor store guy knows about it and the cops don't give a fuck at all?
Some problems are too big for a single arrest or raid. It's a culture that is unbreakable. If that house falls, another will rise.
>>732405425
The cops raided that place at least once a week. Once, after locking up the shop to leave, cops pulled me over. When I explained what I was doing (heading home after locking up the bottle shop I work at), the cop said "Ooooohhh... I thought you were coming from my favourite street"
>>732405536
This. It's more than well known, had been on the news dozens of times. In fact, the cops uploaded a video of the house getting raided. It's on facebook, I'll find the link in a sec