>tfw you are retarded... but also a pervert.
>>732411602
I guess porn and talking are the only things we can do. I should probably finish eventually
>>732411700
Idaho is alright.
>>732411818
It's just not the same! I need a nice wet tongue on my hole.
>>732412134
>chastity pic
>looks down
>oh right, that's there
>>732412134
I know, but what can we do?
>>732412303
I also need a nice ass to paddle and tenderize.
>>732412620
Chasity and pladdles now? Something new everytime.
moarrrr fags <3
>>732412779
How else am I going to make you a good boy?
I feel sleepy.
>>732412926
Oh I'm sure there are many many ways you can do that.
>>732413267
Spanking gets right to it though, don't you think?
>>732413448
oh shit yes pls
>>732413568
I'm glad you like it.
>>732413851
well i've always wanted to try being blindfolded like that.
Needs more cute.
>>732413448
It make sure you pull hard while you do it.
>>732414017
How about blindfolded and gagged while getting fucked in chastity?
>>732411637
>>732414391
i'm already 1/3 of the way there.
Pls make it happen
>>732414420
nah
>>732414452
Chasity locked huh? How's that?
>>732414420
Calling Mike Pence
>>732414304
Nigga you what?
>>732414420
>implying it was ever filled with anything but faggots
>>732414641
Sorry getting to that tipsy point where I fuck up typing. Looks like you got someone else who wants the d now too
>>732414525
fine until i'm horny
>>732414793
There's enough D to go around.
>>732414452
would that I could; my blindfold and restraints are in the mail.
>>732414722
He was def one of my biggest crushes.
>>732414953
i have a gag and a pair of cuffs here.....
>>732414969
The character or the person who's sona it is?
>>732415176
The character, I don't know who any of those faggots are.
>>732415147
I also have handcuffs, a paddle, a prostate massager, a dildo, a fleshlight, and a bunch of lube.
>>732415292
that sounds almost perfect
>>732415275
Its the ponytail aint it? Men with ponytails are certainly somethin.
>>732415377
Well, like I said, my under-bed restraint system and blindfold are in the mail.
>>732415642
only thing missing is the key.... which i really think is an important thing.
>>732415292
Damn, put the dildo in and fuck my face.
>>732415547
No, I don't think that was it, the cute face that just says "I'm going to make you drain your balls in me" I guess, it really gets me going. Also, the outfit is cute.
>>732415715
Looks more like a cross between 80s David Bowie and a furguy
>>732415809
I don't know who that is other than he died recently, so I'll take your word on it.
>>732415702
Key for what?
>>732415713
Can most certainly do. The dildo is a bit big, though.
>>732415947
How big we talkin?
>>732415947
the cage of course.
>>732415947
His penis looks like a damn popsicle.
>>732416141
I'd lick it
>>732416052
I think it was like, 6.5" long and 5.5" around.
>>732416123
You lost your key?!
>>732416241
It wouldn't taste like blue raspberry.
>>732416309
I'd still lick it
Popsicles were invented to train you to suck dick: FACT.
>>732416286
That's not too bad, I could take that, how big are you?
>>732416366
Bet you would you peter puffer.
>>732416409
If true, that makes a lot of sense.
>>732416438
What can I say? I love puffing.
>>732416286
Someone's holding it.
>>732416478
>>732416478
You're not wrong.
>>732416478
Weed and dicks
The gubermint is trying to make you gay.
>>732416634
Turn to the backside.
>>732416428
I'm also not a bottom so I guess it seems bigger to me -- I can't take it. It doesn't matter how big I am, you'll be made to take it regardless.
>>732416514
That's just too bad, huh?
>>732416669
Backside?
>>732416409
whoa
>>732416736
>>732416710
it was fine until i came here.
>>732416736
That's not the femboy I wanted REEEEEEEEEEE
>>732416736
You really need to lay off the cheetos.
>>732416754
Now you know why you like penises so much.
>>732416899
I bet there's lots of ways I could tease your little dick. Maybe I could make you cum in your chastity.
>>732416962
Get over it, homo.
>>732416988
I don't like cheetos.
>>732416988
i ate the shit out of popsicles
>>732417042
You're the homo, I'm straight.
>>732417022
that sounds hella embarassing.
>>732417168
not to mention hella gay
>>732417120
>straight
>He was def one of my biggest crushes
Suuuuuure
>>732417168
I bet will be when you're leaking cum all over without so much as touching your little cock.
>>732416710
I've got a pretty decent sized dildo I use sometimes when I'm in the mood, and I'm sure I can, hell I want to. You been getting me riled up all day
>>732417259
That's not gay, just being honest.
>>732417381
heya
>>732417303
I'm only little because it won't let me get hard!
>>732417042
You need to lay off the fuckin milk n cookies then.
>>732417042
You always hit me as the type of boi who liked to slurp popsicles.
>>732417120
>straight
>gfur thread
Pick one.
>>732417477
Fuck. You got me. I do love milk and cookies.
Never was into popsicles. Cookies and milkshakes were always my thing.
>>732417443
Kitty, I'm sleepy.
>>732417443
Hello
>>732417410
Nah, fam. Das ghey
>>732417477
Milk and cookies are gud though...those Christmas cookies outright addictive
Nibi + Dash = <3
>>732417592
Just admiring cuties isn't gay.
>>732417621
You spread lies.
>>732417306
I'm glad you're riled up, it makes you more obedient.
>>732417450
Uh-huh, sure. What kind of cage have you been put in?
>>732417625
Boi, I'll HM01 your west coast ass for sayin that
>>732417712
I never lie, but when I do, I can't
>>732417726
a holy trainer.
>>732417621
My grandma baked cookies tonight. I found them I guess right when they came out of the oven and got one. I had another later of course because cookies are fucking good and I'm a fatass.
>>732417712
Yes it is, faggot. It has a dick.
>>732417604
eat more candy
>>732417608
sup dude?
>>732417769
It's been ages since I've played Red.
You still lie.
>>732417787
What has a dick? If I don't see it, it's not gay.
>>732417838
Literally everything here as a dick. Everything.
>>732417871
As long as I don't see it, it's not gay.
>>732417906
That's not how it works, homo.
>>732417592
I used to eat basically anything. These days I can hardly force myself to eat enough to not lose weight, I can be good on a croissant and a coffee all day.
>>732417621
Fresh ones are alright.
>>732417930
>Lrn2Schrödinger'sFgt
>>732417787
No, bad dashie. I'll spank you for that
>>732417838
You have a dick, ergo, you ghey
>>732417871
Even the doors? Fug
>>732417796
Today was Homer Simpson's birthday, by the way.
>>732417778
Holy trainers are small to begin with.
>>732417931
I wish I could do that. I've been binge eating because I've been depressed as fuck, and getting the munchies since I smoke all day erry day.
>>732417994
Please do
Yep.
>>732418063
Shut up!
>>732418032
kickass boi. how old is he?
>>732417726
You've done a good job of that
>>732417796
Nothing much
>>732418130
Im pretty sure its my depression that kills my apatite. I dont like weed either, gives me existential anxiety.
>>732418196
61.
>>732418151
Aww, sounds like someone is all embarrassed. Believe me, I could do much worse to you.
>>732417931
Yeah, but what I'm talking about the chocolate chip cookies my mother and sister made on christmas. Fuck, I think they added some sort of drug in that shit because I couldn't stop engorging myself in them.
>>732418130
/spank
>>732418277
You must be allergic to it then, I've never heard of anyone be like that from smoking weed. I hung out with a bunch of stoners btw
>>732418334
i'm not embarassed, i'm just a grower...
>>732418204
You're not as good of a boy as you could be.
>>732418277
How unfortunate.
>>732418373
I love it.
>>732418467
theres no one bad to be in this entire pic
>>732418440
I bet you're able to go down a size to the small version, huh?
>>732418205
whatcha been up to today?
>>732418325
whoa
>>732417994
I'm wearing a laptop and underwears over my crotch, no gay.
>>732418592
I got a job offer today. Don't know if I want to take it though.
>>732418467
Well little steps, I normally don't get like this
>>732418584
i haven't checked the measurements and i refuse to
>>732418719
Oh, sure you don't. You just need a little attitude adjustment.
>>732418729
Why not?
>>732418620
Is very gay
>>732418698
what was the job?
>>732418823
You been slowing edging me to be your little bitch, and I like it
>>732418592
I cant let you do that
>>732418373
When I smoke weed I get extremely agitated and aggressive and start fights with people.
>>732418898
That's it, I leave posthaste!
>>732418902
Stocking produce.
>>732418729
Not to worry, I can put you in the small version no problem. That is, if you're not already in it!
>>732418934
That's...I don't think you've been smoking weed, someone must've spiked it with coke or something.
>>732418956
K
>>732418839
I'm not small dammit
>>732419024
>>732419014
if it pays it pays
work your ass off for a few months for recommendations and resume padding if you dont want to stay?
>>732418922
>>732419014
produce is yummy
>>732418915
I think that was already there from the start, don't you pin it on me, boy.
>>732418373
Sugar works like crack on most animals.
Cookies are loaded with sugar.
I never like smoking, ill start to freak out then I lock up, breathing becomes difficult and a creeping dread sets in.
>>732419292
>>732419065
Nah, I've smoked indica and sativa, both make me feel the same way. Different people, different dealers, different strains, all of it ends with me pissed off and wanting to fight.
>>732418518
I dont care, not like I could find any even if I did like it since I dont know anyone.
>>732419098
Sound's like someone is all flustered. I think you might need a bit of punishment.
>>732419098
Didn't say you were small
>>732419209
Sorry sir, I guess you're right.
>>732419374
That's because you're already fucked in the head.
>>732419295
Well damn, I guess I am a doggo.
>>732419374
Welp, first time I've ever heard something like that anyways.
>>732419408
i'm good...
>>732419505
Humans are an animal, an animal highly susceptible to sugar, coffee, and marijuana apparently.
>>732419462
Says the tranny retard. Do not speak to me again, you actually mentally slow trash monster.
>>732419505
It's unusual but not unheard of. I had a friend that used to self mutilate when he was on anything.
>>732419760
I thought you loved trash, you mentally ill fuckhead.
>>732419453
what did you do today?
>>732419808
He's hitting on you, clearly he wants dat ass.
>>732419450
That's better. I've got to call it a night though; it's been fun!
>>732419597
Not hardly, you need an attitude adjustment. Maybe a smaller cage will do.
>>732419888
Well he can fuck right off unless he wants to get sliced. I'd enjoy that actually.
>>732419741
Well, not me, lost my sweet tooth a while back. This is one such odd occasion.
>>732419760
Well ok then
>>732419919
Night dude, hope to talk to you soon.
>>732419919
literally not possible since thats money i dont have
>>732419950
He is certainly the type to rape you and put your head in his freezer like Dahmer, but sculpt a nice effigy out of clay claiming your soul or something. Like he does all his victims.
>>732419810
Goodnight, kitty.
>>732419808
I'm by no means mentally ill, had more than one professional head shrinker say as much. I love garbage, not trash monsters. You equate the things your parents buy you with personal success. You have no marketable skills and will most likely end up with HIV contracted when you turn to prostitution.
>>732419888
I'd rather see him shot and killed.
i'll admit it, i'm thinking about boys right now.
>>732420247
goodnight bud
>>732420241
Well he's fucking with the wrong dude, because I'm just about as psychotic as him. Whomever gets the upper hand is going to have a very, very bad time.
>>732420268
Whatever. Fucking lunatic. I set fire to trash like you.
>>732420366
>called trash
>y-you're trash!
There's that bone cutting wit you're so well known for, Mr. Developmental Disability.
You'll set fire to trash cans to keep warm when your parents get sick of your useless ass and cut you off.
Oh boy, we havin ourselves an edgefest
>>732420366
I'd say to be careful so you dont get added to the head collection, but I really dont care. Do as you please.
>>732420627
>Mr. Developmental Disability.
Ironic because I'm pretty sure you're the one who was dropped on your head a few times.
Kek. Sure. I'm about to move back into my rich parents place where I get whatever the fuck I want. You wouldn't know what that's like, fucking trash.
>>732420629
I'm getting excited. I would actually do some fucked up shit to this lunatic if I was alone and saw him.
>>732420862
hah
>>732420862
I know it's all laffs and gaffs but that shit's getting on my nerves and makes me agitated as hell.
>>732420862
Again with being unable to come up with your own insults. If I wanted a parrot I'd just buy one.
>I'm about to move back into my parents house
That's not a good thing, numb nuts.
I also severely doubt you would do a thing to me or anybody else. You are all talk, you aren't can't do shit, you aren't worth shit.
>>732421090
I, and many other people, really fucking hate this crazy motherfucker.
>>732421111
Whatever you say, buddy. I'm probably trying too hard, but I'm bored and I like being edgy. You really don't know how much I can hurt people. Asking my bf who happens to be in this thread. I can really, really hurt people. And I enjoy it. I'm a sadistic bastard, and I love it. I'm not even bragging. I'm just telling you the truth. I've told you about me before, and how I cut myself and get off to it, and my zoophilia and necrophilia. God, I want to meet you so bad. Where do you live again? Texas?
So Mr. Head. Who are you?
>>732421483
Shia Labeouf (Pretentious Texas Flavored)
hows it uh, goin
>>732421440
Oh, and here's a new one for ya. I was put in a mental institution last month for a week. That was fun.
good stuff
>Dash has a bf
He is probably as gross as him.
>>732421634
Regular internet.
The good stuff for the good boys.
>>732421440
I know how much you can hurt people. You're scrawny and weak, probably clumsy too. Your wanting to fuck dead animals and your self mutilation doesn't surprise me nor does it frighten me. You're a worthless sack of shit and it would make the world a better place if you were killed. I live in Austin, TX.
>>732421483
Just some guy.
>>732421606
>I was institutionalized for a week
Neat.
>>732421740
spicy internet
>>732421957
Yep
>>732421812
Good to know.
We done with this shit now? Because it's really, REALLY fucking with me, mentally.
>>732422177
if you just killed yourself you'd be doing everyone a favor
>>732422250
An who the fuck are you? I wasn't even in shit in the first place, so fuck off and mind your own business.
>>732422041
What are you going to do? Come here and try to kill me? I'm not afraid of you. You're scrawny and weak. The most you can do is cut yourself up.
>>732422016
well, i think i will be a responsible adult ape and go to sleep now
good night
>>732422378
Good night
What the hell happened here? It was nice and simple and porny and shit happened
>>732422412
Dash started shit with me then when he couldn't come up with a good enough insult he decided to make hollow threats like the internet tough guy that he is.
children, you are both just terrible.
>>732422605
yes?
>>732423020
i like those best
>>732422622
Tbh I'm rooting for the edgy guy, because avatar fags are cancer and cringe