This it's what a real woman looks like. Tell me anout your pathetic attempt at a first date with this goddess.
rape her
>>733883394
isn't that die antwoord's ho?
wannabe nigger couldn't even enslave an actual nigger in a place where it's legal
p a t h e t i c
>>733883394
Put a date rape drug in her drink.
Undress her and me.
Roll both of us in tomato juice.
Then shave that fucking hair off
ITT: You guys tell me whether I should delete a pic.
First 5 replies determine.
Pic related, first pic to decide on.
Second pic.
Third pic.
so im drug fan plus im taking xanax
would you fuck me /b/ ?
alo
yes or no ?
>>733880475
Sure, right after you post tits, and a time stamp.
Been 2 hours since I found out my girlfriend of 2 years has been sexting a black guy from her work for the past week. Snooped through her Ipad and found hundreds of messages of her begging for BBC, and him sending pics of his huge dick to her as she says she needs that inside her. This fucker has come over our apartment multiple times, I even went to a baseball game with him. Do I become an hero or what the fuck do I do b?
>>733881325
yea m8 your life is a fucking joke now
there's no recovery
only choice is to suicide
make it quick god bless
Nice op, i wish my gf had a black bf
>>733881491
ive been drinking non stop for an hour and it sounds better and better, what the fuck devon
Rekt thread you inbred fucks
Post heavy shit
>>733879678
So he was cut in half?
>>733879678
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
>>733879959
No he got up after and walked it off.
What do you think?
I love big clits
>>733877634
what the fuck
Now that's a feminine penis.
moms, mature
Went all the way with the GF earlier, got pegged. You should try it sometime. You'll cum buckets.
any anons here ever done this?
Trips and we'll see how tired I get after about 50 melatonin gummies
Too much melatonin can fuck you up OP.
>>733880457
What will it do, I usually take the recommended amount but I wanna see what taking a bunch will do
Melatonin isn't a sleep aid you fucking idiot. It resets your circadian rhythm. You take it every night and you won't be able to sleep without it. Retard.
Ask a fatty anything ???
>>733878357
have you ever drawn a smiley face on ur gut?
>>733878357
y u so phat
>>733878453
Yes I have haha
I've been fucking my dad for the past 3 years. Ask me anything
How old r u?
Is his cock bigger than yours?
>>733878306
22
I started fucking him when i moved back home after dropping out of college
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733871019
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>733878871 (Tomo)
Late happy birthday!~
Best wishes of health (as it's really really important), some wealth, maybe some new friends here and irl and I hope you'll find your happiness~ <3
>>733879049 (Yoko)
Awww, that sucks.. Maybe next time try drinking some tea instead of Listerine~?
And hope it'll be over soon..
I'm pretty good, woke up a few minutes ago and I'm meeting with a friend later on so that's pretty nice~
How was your day, did any fun stuff~?
>>733879060 (Shinobu)
Hiya there. How are you~?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMO
No thanks.
>>733878820
She's unattractive, and not every plain broad needs a thread. Also, these threads are done to death.
>>733879070
I don't care. Nothing.
>>733878904
Oh I'm sure you're bitching and moaning about all the overdone furry/trap/dick threads though right faggot?
Feels thread?
fuck off weaboo
>>733877626
There's no chance i don't get dubs in this post
>>733880033
I love that number.
>33
>88
>00
>33
>>733880033