Perfect pussies thread
>>733872727
You are a fuckinng pedophile! That is a child's pussy.
What's missing from your life?
>>733872261
A girlfriend, of course.
Happiness
>>733872261
Love
Does anyone cut themselves when they're drunk? I love the feeling of burning/cutting myself when I'm drunk. Why are most 4fags self harmers?
Yes stupid shemale
>>733874079
>Why are most 4fags self harmers?
Hey speak for yourself, fag.
used to cut when I wasnt drunk. ended up in the hospital
Seriously, no Illinois thread?
Any 630?
>>733865167
630 reporting in
huntley kiks?
I've been applying to jobs for like 5 months now
I must have submitted over 150 applications to various local companies, and have only had 3 interviews, each of which went no where
it's getting harder and harder to keep at this, my depression already makes it hard for me to keep a job and now it's interfering with actually even getting one in the first place.
It's become even more difficult now that my phone has been turned off
Is there anyone in the houston area that needs that needs any work of any sort done? I'm experienced with computer repair, but I'm willing to do basically anything right now. I'm desperate.
5 months? Cute.
>>733869254
Here's some interview tips to make a good impression. This goes for all the NEETs that browse the board.
>look clean, dress in good clothes like a button up shirt and slacks, costs 60-80 dollars at the GAP if you shop right and go to the clearance rack. Don't be afraid to thrift, just don't get things with holes in them. Jeans is acceptable for most small-time positions.
>try to keep your posture straight and your head up. Be very conscious and aware of it. Look your employer in the eye, speak confidently (don't raise your volume but speak clearly)
>always mention you're looking for "advancement opportunities". This basically means that you're willing to work for a promotion, and want to aspire into a leadership position. Always a plus.
>never mention you've stolen anything
>promise them you're a hard worker (this doesn't really mean anything, just applies to confidence)
>don't blow up your resume to look super appealing. If you've been doing grunt work in the past, own it. If you blow up your resume with a bunch of filler words to make yourself look better, your employer will see through that. The exception is for high-end positions in corporations and such, where they're looking for as much FAKE exuberance as possible.
>if you're a girl and good looking, flirting can be helpful, but will give you an unprofessional air and might not get you promotions depending on the manager.
>take a shower and put on deoderant
Not going to guarantee you anything, but this stuff is gold and is the general advice given by hiring managers everywhere! Good luck anons.
its a problem with current ways of job applications. its all online and so many get tossed out with out ever being looking at just by algorithms. And since its so easy to apply places there is a huge glut of GARBAGE so they just toss shit out. You say youve done like 150
maybe 20 were even glanced at by a real person. Instead of massive places that take shit tons of apps just find a place that has a less easily accessible way to apply to. That position is WAAAAAY more likely to have less people applying and more real people reading the apps.
>>733877777 IS IMMINENT
7777777777777 get
check em
check em ALL
another try
/b/ i'm not gonna lie, i'm more drunk than i've ever been in my life, been going her since '06 I just need one favor, what do?
Bumping with pronz till I get (you)s
>>733875305
Hope I pick good stuff can barely see
>>733875351
Been looking for this chick for a while... supposedly her set is all around but they been taken down even though she was 19... anybody throw me a rope? her name is o livia b ockler
>>733870691
Phat ass! I'll aid you in your quest good Anon!
>>733870691
the place without female parents...godspeed anon
Noah fence, but I can't get aroused by shaven pussy. Hairy girl thread?
Just fuck dudes already
Favorite /b/ sluts
>>733868103
Mexithread! Andale andale
Nel
>>733868647
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
>>733868647
Fuck you nigger
Michigan/616 thread time.
>>733869760
bump
Anyone from Lansing?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>733857934
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
hello friendos
o boy cross post galore!
>>733870212
Yo, sweet! You got it, just keep at it and stop when people start being stupid again! Good job!
Nothing much! Might play some games with a few friends but for the most part just wanted to actually talk to you guys for a bit!
>>733870332
Oh, good! That's really smart to time it like that!
Well, it's not super deep, though I want to hike out somewhere and camp for a bit! I think that'd be nice!
I've never fished in my life! Never had it either except for fish sticks, actually!
>>733870353
Yeah, sorry sorry! Have a lot to say I guess. And it could be! Gotta be careful with claws though, they could scratch up the plastic pretty well!
Yep, you're right! I wouldn't want to anyways! Nothing wrong with being low on the list!
They really do! I feel like a lot of the time when people come in and just post to ruin the thread they just want someone to talk to but maybe don't know how or are just uncomfortable around people like this. That's okay though, everyone is different!
Aw, really! Sweet, thank you thank you! <3 You don't have to like me if you don't want to though! I understand!
Oh, that sounds nice! Are you going to get anything cool?
>>733871177
Hi Shinobu!
Comment and rate for more
>>733866890
YLYL : actually lost edition
Still gets me