Wwyd thread
Make her fall for me.
>>734433183
>>734433555
My spoon makes me pee blood if i'm too rough.
Blood urination can be fun though!
>>734432605
They make urethral sounds for a reason dumbass. Have fun with your ruined, infected dick.
>>734432605
then keep those spoons on the outside of your dick, where they belong
thick ass/wide hips
keep on bumping
Milf blowjob thread
What's the best cartoon of all time?
No anime
>>734431056
The simpsons roughly season 3-7
>>734431312
That's longest running cartoon
>>734431312
Pretty solid choice there
Eurofag here.
Is it true that in the US you have gaps over, under and on the sides of the doors in public toilets?
If so: Why?
>>734430291
liability, fucking lawyers have their fingers everywhere
I once had to go at a bowling place. I'm in the middle of it when I see the face of a little boy crawl in underneath the door. The turd was about halfway out and I screamed at the boy. He started to cry and his father started yelling at me really angry. I was in shock. The turd was parted in the middle, one part floating, the other went back up onside me out of fear.
WORST DUMP EVER!
Never did shit in a public restroom after that.
>>734430517
Thanks for the laugh, mate.
My first response if I saw someone crawl under my door would probably be a kick to whatever part of him comes closest to my leg.
What happened next?
Oh, you thought you were straight huh?
Moar of this trap
Quads and cut it all offb
>>734428224
do smthing with your hair and you'll be hot as any other girl. now you're just fuckable
Reminder that there is literally no reasonable justification for consuming animal products. Veganism is the only ethically acceptable lifestyle.
>>734431015
i realy started feeling sad about pigs when i heard about pigs being happy with stuff like swimming at an island
meaning when they get killed in thousands on daily, those things feel and think just like you do. it´s horrible
>>734431015
everything lives anon even plants
>>734431015
+ superior health benefits
degenerates will defend these pants
>>734428080
are you high OP? what's the point of this thread?
you posted this shit yesterday to anon whats with this anti tights agenda and why the fuck are you pushing it on /b/?
>>734428080
best invention invented.
W-why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that cum doesn't disappears entirely with time?
I just fucking realized my bedsheets, my blanket, my underwear and even my fucking trunks (which I sometimes wear in public) all have a bunch of visible cumstains, my blanket even had a bunch of cum crusts
what the fuck man
>>734430495
Nothing will just magically come off your cloths unless you clean it off. There, someone told you.
What year did kids start being born without common sense?
Pics of cum stained pants.
ig/fb thread
bonus for feet
>>734430310
Just got my executive razors and handle in my mail from dollar shave club
> Ask me anything
>>734430093
I've been a 4blade member for years, the bathroom reads are mildly entertaining
Fuck off shill
>>734430093
>what shaving cream
>what kinds of restaurants/bars/clubs do you enjoy visiting the most?
Just got the Wendy's 4 for 4 deal. Ask me anything
Did you get the double stack or are you an autist?
>>734430976
What is Wendy's? What's a 4 for 4 deal?
Best regards
Europe
>>734431101
I got the doublestack
>Being white but not supporting White Pride
Explain yourself
>>734428429
How do you know I don't, you presumptive faggot?
>>734428429
Idiots fall for pride in things they can't control, like race. No point, you didn't earn that. You have nothing to be proud of. Take pride in what you do with yourself.
Neuer Deutscher Faden - Abendbrot Edition
1.) Was gibts/gabs zum Abendbrot?
2.) Spielt ihr ein Instrument?
3.) Bekleidet ihr ein Ehrenamt
4.) Wer ist die nervigste Fotze im Faden?
Zusatz: Zeigt mal ein Bild eurer Sonnenbrille(n)!
>gf will vegane kondome
>vegane
>Kondome
WASZ UM FICK!?!??!
wenn sie allergisch gegen latex wäre ok
ABER WIESO MÜSSEN DIE VEGAN HEIßEN
huhu
>>734431528
>Neuer Deutscher Faden
na endlich, du faules Stück