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>Spends $15 on avocado toast.
>Goes to uni, whilst still eating $15 avocado toast
>Doesn't major in a useful subject
>Doesn't get a good job, because of their shit major
>Can't pay off student debt
>Becomes socialist
>Says socialism helps everyone
>Fails to realise it would only help the biggest people in the country, whilst simultaneously destroying economy.
>Their free uni degree becomes completely worthless, because it's no longer considered an exceptional feat to go to uni, because it's free.
>Wonder why they now have even less money
>Wonder why they can only get the worst jobs now
>Blame capitalism and continue with Socialism
>Die poor and retarded, because they spent $15 on avocado toast, even when at uni.
>Leave the strongest and smartest alive.
Natural selection is looking good.

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 11:53:37 Post No.735790131
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I won't even count the autistic fallacies that this post is. good luck buddy, bringing down our average iq a few points already I can tell

Anonymous 2017-06-14 11:57:41 Post No.735790311
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>>735790131
You do know he's right, yeah?

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>>735789992
>Fails to realise it would only help the biggest people in the country, whilst simultaneously destroying economy.

So lets cut all taxes and regulation on the rich and that will even everything out? lol

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:25:42 Post No. 735791463 [Report] [View this topic]

pix u shouldnt share

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:28:23 Post No.735791612
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>>735791463
Ooooh my fucking God anon more

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 10:15:04 Post No. 735785034 [Report] [View this topic]

Slutty teachers plz

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 11:47:07 Post No. 735789771 [Report] [View this topic]

Define your life with a single pic.

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 10:32:14 Post No. 735785907 [Report] [View this topic]

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Why hello there young man, how are you today?

Today is your very special lucky day because you have given a great opportunity here.

You will have to perform just one very simple task.
You will get the girlfriend of your dreams within one week and that is my gold plated "personal guarantee"

But only if you do the simple task.....

It seems Pepe is being a naughty boy and isn't wiping his botty after making, so you will have to do it for him, even although he knows how and is old enough to do it himself.

Simply type in here *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you will get your dream girl within one week 100% guaranteed

just type in *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you lonely days are over - you will be approached by "her" - she will do all the talking and asking and will never hurt, betray or leave you.

I wish you both happiness in your life together.

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 10:34:00 Post No.735785994
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>>735785907
...why?

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 10:34:29 Post No.735786019 [Report]

*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*

Anonymous 2017-06-14 10:37:04 Post No.735786139
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Anonymous 2017-06-14 10:37:04 Post No.735786139 [Report]

*slaps Pepe's bottom*
*wipes Pepe's bottom*

Okey is that enough?

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:07:21 Post No. 735790667 [Report] [View this topic]

Only 3 buildings have collapsed due to fire
Guess which 3...This building in London is burnt from top to bottom and still standing. You do the math

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:09:09 Post No.735790735
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>>735790667
I hope the queen is okay.

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>>735790667
Which?

I thought the World Trade Center collapsed because of a plane sized bullet filled with gasoline being shot into it's structure; and the subsequent fire, of course.

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>>735790735
she's lived to be 127 yrs old for a reason

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 12:27:37 Post No. 735791564 [Report] [View this topic]

Celebrity thread

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>>735791626
looks preggers

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Anonymous 2017-06-14 11:59:20 Post No. 735790373 [Report] [View this topic]

>long distance relationship
>under 18
>never met irl
>doesn't live in the same country

How do you think this relationship is going to be in 5 months /b/ros

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