Fb fap thread
Anybody got more of this chick?
>>745006688
Anyone got any cute girl next door types or hipster girls?
Steven Colbert is such a fucking stupid faggot it makes me puke. Puke in my own mouth. He sux cox. and he is NOT FUCKING FUNNY. I hate him. Bill O'Reilly wanna be faggot.
>>745009654
>>745009654
LOVE steven colbert. he is awesome! tells it exactly like it is. yeah, i bet that pisses off trump-blowing faggots like yourself! can't have any truth seeping into that empty space between your ears, amirite?
Everybody get the fuck in here.
frosted butts
Doggo reporting in
Reporting as ordered
Can we like all agree to stop posting porn on /b? like cmon there's a NSFW section for that. /b should be for memes and other random shit. Make /b great again!
>>745001536
If you want them to stop you need to contribute with interesting threads more interesting than porn itself so I'ts almost impossible for all the fappers here
>>745001536
MAKE NIGGER GREAT AGAIN
/b/ died because normies and 12 year olds killed it.
How does /b/ eat their string cheese?
>>745002101
whole
>>745002101
up my ass
>>745002101
In strings. The fucking correct way.
guys I'm a cuck (serious)
>tell gf cuck fantasy
>gf says she can't have sex with someone she doesn't care about so agree to explore polyamory
>i find a nice girl but she's pretty vanilla
>go to her place and cuddle but she has intimacy issues and says she doesn't want to go further
>meanwhile gf finds someone on fetlife after weeding through losers
>has pretty good conversation with him
>trade numbers
>great conversation texting and flirting
>he's a dom and expects her to be sub
>she agrees
>they go on date
>she locks me in chastity first and wears the key on her wrist to show him how kinky she is
>he loves it
>first date they park somewhere and smoke some weed then get busy
>he makes her cum with his fingers
>she jerks him off onto her belly above her pussy
>comes home and sits on my face with her dress over my face telling me how she used it to wipe his jizz off
>can smell his jizz while she cums hard on my face
cont?
Why are you posting here and not killing yourself?
>>744997022
>second date comes next week
>my new girl is letting me cuddle her with our shirts off
>still no further
>meanwhile gf and her dude hanging out at our place netflix n chillin
>more chill less netflix
>he brought his STI results but not docs proving he had a vasectomy (but he says he had one)
>she takes his word for it and fucks him bareback anyway
>she's off the pill so I have to use condoms
>she says he was too long to be able to sit down all the way
>says he was pretty thick too and her pussy was sore after
>her pussy is like a vice so he cums in 5mins
>she cums with him
>after that she said they cuddled and talked and then she went into a blowjob
>can't fit much in her mouth because her mouth is small and he's pretty thick
>he helps jerk himself off while she works the head
>says her jaw ached just from the head stretching her
>says that it almost felt like she came when he did
>swallowed
>cuddle and talk more
>he fingerbangs her a bunch and makes her cum a few times
>she said I gave better oral and she didn't cum until he used his fingers again while giving
>after he goes home I eat her out
>can taste her inside him
>doesn't taste as bad as expected
>apparently he's pescitarian so that apparently helps taste of jizz
>leaves a residue on my tongue and in my throat that makes me feel extremely horny and dirty
>her pussy is so sore but she cums again from my mouth anyway
>she's so tired she goes to sleep and I don't get to fuck her until the next morning
>next morning i jizz just from her touching me and dirty talking
>she teases the fuck out of me about how much it turned me on
>get second wind and eventually fuck her
>she's still really sore so it doesn't feel very good for her but I manage to cum again
Next date is coming up this Sat
more cuck stories
What should I do in Japan?
the question is what Do U want to do while in japan.
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>745002225
A lot of fun things that are illegal and immoral
Gambling, drugs, guns, hookers
Typicall Tuesday in the ghetto basically
Chubby thread?
>>745002001
>>745002116
>>745002138
feels thread, I know you faggots are out there, post don't lurk
Kik sloots thread
Bonus for those who like dickpics (this one do)
>>745000444
Huge slut who koves dics : JJuilaaaWTF
Someone add dilsmith1 and try to trick him into sharing his gf Katie's nudes, need to see her tits
olinie_e
>only a faggot wouldn't creampie a qt boipussy
You're not a faggot, are you anon?
/b/ is the gayest of the boards. fuckin faggots everywhere
I'm not. But I only got my tip in boypussy before I ended up hurting his ass. Am I still a virgin?
5'10" masterrace here
>>744995829
6-6'3" is master race. anything outside is gross.
>>744995829
this is for asian countries, yeah?
scale looks off by a few inches for anglo
>>744995919
5'10" is optimal. not to short not to tall. plus you can date cute short chicks without it being creepy/awkward looking
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>744993451
>>744993451
>>744993734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rnqUWP4S8A
YLYL you lose
contribootin
What do you all think about this
>>745001229
Nice pic. Good color and composition, attractive model with confident body language w/o acting slutty.
Saved.
>>745001229
That's that shit I DO like
>>745001229
I think she needs to get those moles removed.