How does /b/ eat their string cheese?

>>745002101
whole

>>745002101
up my ass

>>745002101
In strings. The fucking correct way.

>>745002101
In 3 equally shredded pieces. I weigh them on a digital scale to assure that they are equal. If they are not, I throw them away and start over.

>>745002101
It's called string cheese, not rope cheese, peel that shit apart you fucking heathen.

I just slide the whole thing down my throat like a faggot

>>745002101
I put it in my mouth. Chew it. Then swallow.
Repeat until gone.

one mouthfilled chew

I put it in the large hadron collider, and then acclerate it to 99.9975% the speed of light, and then launch it into a mesh which turns it into a shotgun blast of relativistic dairy, which vaporizes my head, and a significant portion of the french countryside in a nuclear fireball.

Stop being a burger and eat it the right way

OP here, suck my dick faggots, this is the most efficient way to eat strong cheese, I want to eat while its still fresh not finish when there's flies sitting on it

>>745002101
not like that you fucking Savage

>>745004951
4chan should've CAPTCHA your idiotistic comment...

>>745006598
Idiotistic
Sounds like a mix of idiot an autistic

>>745007051
You like it boi?

>>745002101

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries
to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about
2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek
Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot
tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my
dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of
Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I
played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of
evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during
the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with
my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper
because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age
five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about
age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each
other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched
dicks to each other's assholes.

>>745007199
Hell yeah, I'd let you ass rape me just for that word alone

Fucking bite it you cowards

I pretend it's bone and try to splinter it

>>745002830
This
Anything less is uncivilized

By throwing it in the garbage and getting something fresh

>>745008830
Oh , so you're too good for string cheese?

>>745008897
I'd rather not eat old processed cancer "cheese"

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>>745002101
There is a special place in hell reserved for you and your ilk.

>>745002101
you damn pig, you are supposed to use your finger nail to make a cut in the cheese, then slowly and precisely tear off a S T R I N G of cheese. hold said string of cheese above your mouth and feed it to yourself like a mother bird feeding one of its offspring, then after eating all of it you stuff the wrapper up your ass and light a candle. using that candler you light 6 other candles, and then light the wrapper that you stuffed up your ass. finally balance your candle on your head and then summon cathulu, the dark one

>>745009131
I'm glad to know that I actually did it right as a child. The other kids wouldn't believe me. Praise Cthulu and all his tentacle-y glory