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Need help describing technique for anal sex to my German girlfriend.

I'm 33 years old, and have a but of experience with anal sex, and helping girls get into it. I'm usually pretty good at the whole ordeal, going from anal play to full on balls deep penetration.

The one trick I have always relied on is getting the girl to push out or bear down, like she's trying to fart or poop, while I push inside.. this trick usually relaxes her butthole and gets me inside her..

The thing is, my German girlfriend is 19, has no experience in anal sex and her English is pretty limited.

She's working here on a 12 month visa as an Au Pair so she obviously has SOME English.

She likes to be fingered and tongued in the ass, but I don't know how to describe the technique of her "pushing out" like trying to fart while I insert myself..

Any German bros know how is should describe or phrase this for her?

Pix related, it's her pooper after having my tongue inside it during a 69..

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Time for an amateur lingerie thread.

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Georgia Sluts

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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teens wit huge tits

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WHY ARE TRUMPTARDS SO FUCKING RETARDED???

I can't get my head over this, how in the fuck do they think mishandling classified material, lie about doing it, then destroying evidence under investigation is anything worth prison.

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Ama? Wwyd? Dubs get to tell me what to do i guess!!

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Norddeutscher Stuten Faden

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Sexy cosplay thread

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New loli threas

No traps, no shota, no nigger nor british hate thread. No cuckhold, no asian, no banana and no beastiality.
Just pure, nice loli.

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We all know the single true meaning of life is to procreate. Now I am a single 24 guy who never had a serious relationship in his life. I'm not very good talking to girls and was tired of being alone, not being able to share my life with someone I love, being loved by someone, all the good stuff.

So I made a Tinder account to see if that will help. I simply started swiping right every girl and hoped for the best. Well guess what not a single match, I know I'm not the best looking guy but I'm not hideous or something.

But It made me realize I probably am truly ugly there is no way around it. I've been single al my life and it just isn't enough for me.

I'm now back to the point were I just want to end it all, its not something I can change and maybe it's better to do it before I do something stupid.

Idk any anons here who accepted they are ugly and are still happy? How do you cope with the fact you're never gonna have a cute soulmate? Whats keeps you going in life?

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>Voting for president who disrespects our Marines

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[CONT. FROM THE LAST THREAD]


Buildings: mcdonals, BK, hitler theme park, fishing pier, monument, vomitorium, urine fountain, huge castle with north korean flags
R: 12
Population: 15 /b/tards (-5 per turn due to urine and semen drinking)

Rules:
Dubs or higher decide what we build. Only count the first dubs after the update, the rest will be ignored (so please, don't waste energy).
Apocalypse can only happen with quads or higher.
Number of resources dictates how many buildings we can have 1R = 1 Building.
Resource gathering buildings give 3R.
If the number of buildings exceeds the number of R we loose 5 people, we gain 5 people each round we have more R than buildings.
Please, be patient, I'm not pro at drawing.

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Lets see some big asses

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Pics you should not share
I'll start with 3 of my ex, make requests for more