Need help describing technique for anal sex to my German girlfriend.

And whats in it for me?

>>739290915
More pics of her fart-hole

>>739290778
No, little boy. You don't have to describe, discuss, ask permission or anything. Grab her by her fucking hair, wipe spme lube and stick your cock in there

make a lot of straining and grunting noises to convey what you want to her

"Liften sie bitte die ass in die luft.
I fixen die rest."

>>739291173
Little boy, lol. I'm 9" long and 6.5" in girth.

The problem with your technique is that it only works on experienced whores and sadomasochistics.. not 19yo girls that I'm trying to provide a positive anal experience for.. if she enjoys it, she'll always do it, and promote anal sex when talking to her girlfriends, who will in turn be more inclined to have or try anal sex which is better for everyone in the long run..

Bitte fart, während ich meinen Schwanz in deiner Scheiße schiebe. Just say this

>>739291476
>Helping you get get buttseks=Greater good of the all the World
Kek

>>739290778
Germans worship shit. They love shit, shitsex and scat. She's probably just hoping you'll lay a log in her mouth.

>>739291505
I don't want her to think that I actually want her to fart though..

I'm worried that trying to describe this technique with our language barrier will cause her to think I'm into farting or scat.. which I am not..

>>739291916
>will cause her to think I'm into farting or scat.. which I am not..
Yet you're going to pump her ass full of air and probably get a little shit on your dick

>>739291855
Aaah, I think it's just the girls from Europe that do niche porn really..

Every fecal accident I've had during anal sex or anal play has resulted in humiliation and embarrassment on their part.. and it takes ages to talk them around into feeling relaxed again, especially after cleaning up their poop in front of them mid sexual encounter..

>>739292122
Yes, been there, done that..

Lost my virginity in 2001, had first anal encounter in 2002 with first girlfriend..

68 girls later, I've seen most bodily functions in the bedroom.

I'm still not into farting or scat.

>>739291702
I'm here to help, anon, and get balls deep in that anus at the same time

>>739290778
If you want to do anal, then at least go fuck shemales. It's much more stimulating. Besides that, there's no other fuckin' difference. Both holes daily come in contact with shit.

Just want a German bro to describe the while thing..

How to push down, as if to fart but without actually having the intent to fart, as I push the head of my cock into the anal opening..

Lol at telling girls to start to fart/shit right before you shove your dick in. I'm shocked you haven't gotten diarrhea blasted all over you balls with instructions like that. Just use plenty of lube and tell her to relax and that you'll go slow. Fucking shart technique--you must like to live dangerously anon. With a non-english speaking GF I can only imagine hilarity will ensue. Can't wait to see the follow up to this in a month.

>>739292839
Uh huh.. I don't need to make more work for myself by going out and looking for more sexual partners at the moment.

As you can see from pic related, I'm into girls, not men, but thanks for your input, gayfag.

>>739292941
Lol... read the thread you idiot.

>>739293057

>I'm into girls, not men
>Fucks in the hole that puts shit out

lol fag. if you were into girls, you wouldn't even finger their holes that put shit out. fucking their asshole is just the result of wanting to fuck a man but trying to persuade yourself you are not gay.

also, dont call random people gayfags. im 2-dimensional. 3dpd is shit, and every sane man knows it.

>>739290778
Show me her boobs?

>>739292903
You can't even describe it properly in english...

Hey Schatzi, ich würde gerne mit dir Analsex ausprobieren. Aber ich möchte natürlich, dass es für dich auch eine schöne Erfahrung wird. Für meine Partnerinnen in der Vergangenheit hat folgendes funktioniert. Wenn ich versuche deinen Schließmuskel zu penetrieren, versuch einfach ein bisschen Gegendruck aufzubauen, indem du deine Muskeln ein bisschen anspannst, als würdest du versuchen eine Pups rauszudrücken. Natürlich ist dies nicht der Sinn, aber der Vorgang sorgt für eine Entspannung des Schließmuskels.

Don't forget the fucking enema!

>>739293300
Loool.. I like fucking the female anus, doesn't mean I like to fuck animals too.

Your logic is retarded, gayfag, you must have aids from all the gay sex you have with men.

Seriously though, anon, I love fucking ass as much as I love fucking pussy, I prefer neither over the other.

>>739293643
How would you describe it in English then?

>>739293831

>I like fucking the female anus

the female anus is inferior to all aspects compared with a male anus

stop being a gay in denial. the closet's doors were forcibly opened, and you were inside.

'>>739293122
Did read the thread, telling a girl to "push out" anything during anal sex is a horrible idea in my mind, but keep doin' what your doin' if it works for you anon. Seems like a good way to get sharted on to me. Also, seems like the other things like increasing anal play leading up to penetration would work better and require less risk. Again, telling girls to simulate farting or shitting is not my strategy for fucking girls in the ass, but whatever floats your boat.

>>739293643
Cool, this checks out. I'll try learn how to say this, or just write it down for her to read when we're fucking next

>>739293927
I am just the german providing the translation. Who says that I even speak English? This post was brought to you by google translator, the service that puts every teacher to shame in its ability to translate every language into finest oxfort English, YEAH!

hey, i tried many times with my gf. No sucess, so much pain also with Lubrify. And after 2 years, i bought a anal plug and we have sucess!. We did anal sex. First u start, oral sex, etc, and when she's agree you insert anal plug in her pussy, play a little, then you insert in her ass. Slowly, do some move's with the anal plug. After 30min+ you can try anal for real. Follow this words and you will be happy.

>>739294009
You're not the brightest bulb are you bro?

You lack of sexual experience is showing too..

The only time a girl will shart or shit everywhere is if there is a turd waiting inside the colon.. most girls use the toilet and take a shit before a date or sexual encounter..

I've had loads of anal sex and I've very rarely been exposed to fecal matter.

True fucking story.

This technique of the girl trying to fart as she is penetrated is used in porn..

Watch any of the casting couch videos with anal, the cameraman describes the same technique to those girls too, never felt more validated hearing him say it too.

It works, it opens the butthole..

Shit happens, just not as often as virgins think.

>>739294199
Yeah popped that into google translate in the reverse and figured that was what anon did as it came out with no syntactical differences that native translation would provide. Kinda imagine she's gonna laugh when you say that to her. The plus side is you don't have to remember it. You can just type whatever you want into google on your phone and hand her the screen. She'll get the gist of it.

>>739294218
Shut up you fucking idiot.

>>739294441
lol, im saying the truth. If u cant do the same.. :T

>>739294355
Yeah, it's the Google translate that im worried about.. definately don't want the laughing..

That's why I need a genuine German bro that speaks English to give me the phrasing in native, fluent German so she says "oh, yes, I understand, let's try it!" Not "hahahahaha what the fuck? You want me to fart in bed?"

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>>739294353
Had plenty of anal sex myself. Don't fucking use porn strategies to plan my sex life, but again whatever floats your boat. In my experience its kinda gritty and best achieved after a night of heavy drinking when a girl is really horny. Lots of lube obviously. I know girls piss and shit(and hopefully in a toilet as you so helpfully pointed out!) before dates you idiot, just like guys jack off. I'm not saying shit happens all the time, or even that often, but encouraging pushing out the ass in the direction of you cock and ball seems needlessly like it would at least make her more likely to fart. When you fuck a virgin do you tell her to almost queef?

>>739294673
And I'm saying you're off topic, and a retard.

I know how to have anal sex. I Need help phrasing a specific anal sex technique to a girl who's fist language isn't English.

Your post reads like you're from south America or somewhere as equally limited in brain power.

If you warm her up to it properly, you won't ever have to explain anything.

>>739294943
The vagina and anus work differently.

Yeah I have had relaxed, drunken, post party anal sex too, and works fine if she's drunk to the point of all her muscles relaxing that much.. it's also when girls are this drunk that shit happens because their bowels are uncontrollably relaxed too.

The technique of bearing down opens the asshole.. trust me, your lack of understanding this is holding you back..

Gay guys do it too. My gay friend described it to me years ago, and when I talk to girls about it during out first anal encounter - it just fucking works and I've barely ever been exposed to shit.

The most shit I've seen is from girls that bang on about how they love it in the ass and can take it like a champ.

It's the newer, more nervous and inexperienced girls that let me take full control and lead the way, that are the clean ones.

>>739292329
Use a fucking translation app.

>>739293300
Some girls assholes are tighter than their pussy. They also moan much more intensely(usually). It's nice, fagot.

>>739290778
You must relax your muscles, like you're letting out a fart.

>>739295299
Yes yes I know that..

I know how to get my cock up a virgin butthole..

I could just tongue punch and finger her anus relentlessly then nudge my cock into it gently, but I want to employ the technique of her bearing down to open her butthole simultaneously as I enter her.

>>739295578
How do I say this in German and sound fluent??? Mother fucker!!

>>739295412
Yo, moron, read:
>>739294681

>>739295718
You say she understands some english. None of these words are complicated. The sentence is simple.

>>739295718
My God. It's easy. Just say: entspann dich. Drücke einfach, das öffnet dich und mein Schwanz gleitet rein. So als ob Du presst. /thread now

>>739295612

If you know that, then just let her do it...

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>>739295803
Yeah but if it in German, she'll comprehend it better and faster.

Pix related, another angle of her beautiful 19yo pussy and pooper

>>739295929
Okay, thanks bro, I'll give it a try..

>>739296311
We welcome. Post wins someday

>>739296038
Spread it open for us pleasr

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>>739296664
Here's a potato closeup of her bumhole..

This is post tongue and fingering

>>739297153
Dude, that is le epic bro!
I wish I could tongue and fuck that tight little balloon knot. Maybe fill her up with a load of cum and watch it slowly drip out of her asshole.

>>739296038
How about you learn how to say "Shave that vag and ass" before posting pics

>>739297367
Sure thing you fucking virgin neckbeard

>>739297367
shut up fag

Just Tell Her:" Du musst drücken, als würdest du furzen, wenn ich dich anal ramme."

>>739296038
Good shit

>>739291476
I call b.s., you aren't 9 inches bich.

>>739290778
tell her "drück als ob du scheißen willst olle, dann drück ich meinen prachtprengel ordentlich gegen dein ausgangsloch du fickstute". That should do.

>>739298343
Thanks bro, I've got more pics on my pc but I'm on my phone in bed.

If this thread is alive in 20 mins I'll post pics of my finger and helmet up her pooper

When I did anal with my ex she didn't dot he whole push out thing. Just use a lot of lube and slowly insert. It will take a good 30 secs-1min but it should work out. She'll know instinctively what to do. It will be easy after a while. Once I even managed to fk her in the ass without lube.

>>739298566
Time for the ruler photo, fag?

I could get out of bed, off my phone and onto my pc over this..

>>739298857
Damn few of us are 9 inches, odd's are hugely in my favor, pun meant

>>739298935
Sigh.. coming up, I can also post pics of a 19yo Russian girl taking my 9" balls deep too

>>739290778
How u 33yrs old getting with 19 yr olds?

Are you /fit/?

Also, earliest age you ever trained a girl in anal?

>>739299038
Searching interests for pics of big dicks?

>>739299325
Still in bed. My dick is recognizable in several photos.

>>739299038
I host aupairs all the time, baby sitter and whore all in one. Brazillians put out the best

>>739290778
KOMMEN SIE HIER KLEINE MÄDCHEN

ICH VERSUCHE DEIN ARSCH ZU FICKEN MIT MEIN GROSSEN OST-BERLINER SCHWANZ

DEIN ARSCHLOG IST DAS TOR UND DU SOLLST MICH BECKENBAUER NAMEN

>>739299294
I'm white, 6'2", /fit/ 180lbs, blonde, blue eyes, reasonably okay looking, a firefighter.

The uniform does most of the work.

Also being hung like a horse gives me a huge confidence boost.

I go to loads of backpacker bars and student bars.

I look young and lie to girls and tell them I'm 24 too. That helps.

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1/6

>>739299435
But i only have a 6 inch duck, quack

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>>739299626
2/6

That's a screenshot from a prono

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>>739299664
3/6

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4/6

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5/6

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>>739299294
Also, anal.. My second girlfriend was saving her pussy virginity for marriage, so I got her anal virginity 1st.

Surprisingly, at 20, we used no lube, just pussy fluids, started in the doggy position in the dark, just nudged my cock at her butthole gently and after about 10 mins I was inside, long slow gentle thrusts, and filled her with sperm.

She took me to the toilet with her and she squatted in the bowl so we could watch it squirt out into the water.

Aaahh skinny Samantha..

>>739299853
Nice.

What is the youngest girl you ever had anal with?

>>739298610
The right answer. Im german and can confirm that this sentence is correct.

>>739299038
>>739299038
Still no proof, don't sweat it man, we all dream.

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>>739299811

Hahaha awesome. And relevant. Thanks for the tips anon.

Tips fedora.

>>739300048
Still in bed you fag

really, it's ok

>>739300032
2 years ago I had anal sex with a 17yo I met at a Korn concert.

Skinny little girl called Helen with freckles and bangs..

Tasted like an angel should

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>>739290778
>comes to /b/ for sex advice
Good luck OP

>>739300344
I came for the advice just as much I came for the lulz and banter

>>739300344
33 year old porn king, hung better than 99% of all men, gets mad pudgy all the time here for advice. Heehehehaaha ha

>>739300510
Here for German phrasing

>>739290778
SHIT ON MY DICK BITTE

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>>739300048
>>739299325
>>739298935
here are some pics of my cock, I will now start to dump photos of my cock inside some girls.

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>>739290778
>but of experience

Kek....

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>>739300971
yeah, I read my typo and lolled too... fuck using a phone to type is hard work

>>739301046
All you have prooved is you can use Google

>>739300985
Are those pearly penile papules?

OP if that is your dick that's impressive. Good on you

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I will now start to post some photos of anal sex I had recently with a 22yo girl named Rebecca

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>>739300985
>>739301046
>>739301083

cock 1.jpg
cock 2.jpg
cock 3.jpg

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>>739301174
I've posted this pic on 4chan before. look at the dick in the photos with the girls. its all the same.

pro-tip, these are just a few low resolution photos of my sets.

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>>739301229
yes

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also, look at my hands for consistency, same hands, and my tattoo on my right arm shows in several photos.

if you are patient, all will come to you.

>>739301612
Keep going, I wanna see some cocking or at least gaped wide open

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>>739301612
Wait a minute... is she a redhead? And her last name starts the with the letter C?

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>>739301697
nope, last name starts with a D

she's a French girl

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>>739301697
but yeah, she's a red head

>>739301823
She must have been fucking tiny!

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>>739301823
You are my hero bro

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>>739301863
she was petite. love them petite.

What do you want next? the 19yo russian or the 19yo german?

I cant post the 17yo girl because that is illegal

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I didn't get a photo of the sperm oozing out because she jumped around like a maniac and ran to the toilet when it started coming out.

>>739302255
Russian!!

>>739302255
Bro just open up a vola room and share everythin in there, even the 17yo.

As long as you don't specify which one she is, it's all fine, plus she'll look literally just ONE year older in the pics anyways, assuming she's a grown developed female

>>739302597
+1

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>>739302346

These are one of the hottest pics I've seen in 4chan! Any vids?

>>739302597
This, or MEGA works too

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I don't have photos of all my girls, but here are the best sets I have..

Anon has gone quiet since I posted my cock...

Here is the russian girl

>>739302346
Do you have vids?

>>739303184
Oh fuck yeah, I need to see that exploited

You fuckers keep this thread alive until I get home!

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>>739303253
nah sorry anon, I didnt get vids of this girl

Here is a 20yo japanese girl from my recent trip to japan, wearing a helmet I took with me to trade with one of the local fire stations.

got vids of the jap girl

>>739303468
Post'em.

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I have vids of this girl

25yo girl, chubby but super tight pussy

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I met this girl at a Korn concert, I can't post her pics, but you can figure out which one she is.

She's 20 now.

>>739303184
Anon was making the trip home, stool no proof its , but I hope like hell it is. Like I dais before I left. If that's your cock good on you

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Here is a screen shot of the girls I have taken photos of.

Remember, I have fucked over 66 girls, this is just a fraction of them

>>739304001
Dude, I'm begging you to load that to MEGA.

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>>739303730
what did you just write anon?

I don't understand you.

I am now going to dump a collection of photos, from different sets with different girls, that feature identifiable aspects of my body.

Look at the hands, penis and tattoo.

My penis has the pearly papules in every photo.

My right arm has a tattoo.

My hands are large and bony but I have nice fingernails.

fist pic of proof I own the cock in the pics posted earlier.

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Here is Emma, a 23yo girl from England.

Notice my tattoo.

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Here is the Japanese girl from before, notice my tattoo.

>>739304532
Sorry for the typos. I said.....Anon was making the trip home, stool no proof its , but I hope like hell it is. Like I dais before I left. If that's your cock good on you.


But I meant...Anon was making the trip home from work, still no proof its you just a bunch of related pics you've posted. Like I said before I left, if that's your chock good on you.

>>739304907
This new phone sucks, swipe works about half the time and autocorrect is on crack the other half. I want my s6 back. Samsung can keep s8

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Here is the 25yo chubby girl called Rebecca.

Notice my penile papules

>>739304995
fuck off anon, this is my thread.

your dick is small.

All those pics could be your roomate, dad or a stranger.

Draw a smile face on the end of your dick, time stamp, put an apple on your head

>>739305131
What's on her anus ?

I read a little of this... Why would any of you fuck a broad more than once? THERE IS MORE.

>>739305326
its just a skin tag some girls have between the vagina and anus, LOADS of girls have them..

Lots of girls get them trimmed off at cosmetic skin clinics.

>>739305319
Jesus anon...

Its me, I'm posting more pics, will take a time stamp of my cock later.

I can't it up right now, I banged the 19yo german girl twice last night, Im 33, and Im tired.

Here is a pic of my tattoo showing a 23yo Croatian hippie called Katya.

Yeah, she was hairy, but her box was tight as fuck.

cute face too.

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>>739305842
forgot to attach pic

>>739303599
Moar bro

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Face of the croatian girl

>>739305842
Don't tell me about tired until you are 59 and fucked your brazillian aupair twice last night, with my sad little 6 inch dick...

And like I've said 3 times now, if that cock is yours you win at life

>>739305463
WTF, really? I love the look of them.

>>739303599
more of this one

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>>739306087
Sorry anon, I don't know how many anons I'm replying to.

59 and banging your brazillian aupair? HIGH FIVE MAN!

Sorry for being rude.

I get nasty when I'm tired.

Okay, because you're a sex machine like me I will get a time stamp of my cock, and get a ruler.

Becuase of my height and size of my hands, my dick looks average unless I have a ruler next to it. coming up.

Im gonna post some pics of my cock up the ass of the 19yo russian girl soon.

25yo tall skinny south african girl called Brittany

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>>739306603

25yo south african girl called brittany

look at those bed sheets, they will feature in some photos with the russian teen.

>>739305887
Show more of this hippie. I've always wanted to fuck a hippie in the ass.

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cock up 25yo south african brittany

>>739306603
lovely face

ITT: Every anon's dream being realized by one hung man.

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>>739306445

here are some pics of me entering her

>>739306603
Ha, me a sex machine. I love fucking petite women as often as I can but not a machine. I have been married 3 times and done my best to fuck my wives to death in each case. Single now and have 2 young kids so I'm going to import pussy for a year or 2 at a time.

By my rough estimates I've had sex about 8000 times, mostly with 3 girls.

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>>739307083
please just post all you got she is glorious

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>>739307132

FFS lad just upload all your shit to a MEGA or VOLA room

Please I want all of your glorious wins

>>739307132
MOAR!!!! I wanna see that tight pussy get split wide open

>>739307250
This

>>739305973
Are you from NZ, think i recognise this girl>>739305973

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I have to re-size all the images man, it takes ages, they're all over 4mb..

>>739307062
lol I just tell girls I am a firefighter, which I am, and it gets me laid.

pic related:
19yo Tahitian girl I had anal sex with, photo was taken on a sony digital camera years ago, my penile paules arent very visible but that cock is mine.

>>739307303
NZ?

>>739307510
Bro, If I may:

>>739307250

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>>739307510
here she is again

>>739307783
that looks delicious OP

>>739307510
just upload it to a vola or something. much faster

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who wants to see the russian teen?

>>739308571
yeah

>>739307510
>>739307783

Dude bro cmon

>>739307250
>>739307250

>>739308130

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>>739308571
>>739308691

Would it kill you if I could prove that I took her vaginal and anal virginity?

Pic related: 1st screen shot of from a video of me anally destroying her. yes, I finished inside her.

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>>739309271

>>739309271
Dude, that's not what we're asking.

We believe you.

The point is to collectively mass-share all your wins for your fellow brethren, or based one

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>>739309404

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>>739309271
>>739309360
>>739309404
>>739309442

post the vid nigger

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>>739309437
Alright, I'll sort out a mega or vola later, and post the link in a new thread or this one if it's still active, lurk around here or on /soc/ for a few hours and look for a thread with a recognisable photo.

>>739309442

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>>739309658
dat gape

>>739309658
any girls with a hairy pussy/ass?

>>739309658
Early thanks if you actually follow through.

>>739309658
Dude, if you want, I can make the vola room, you can just go in there, click and drag all your wins into the upload box, and let them all upload.

>>739310133
I really have to go through and curate all the photos that have identifiable images and words in them to protect the identity of the girls.. It'll be a mission as I have so many to go through..

>>739290778
Here you go OP:

"Entspann dein Arschloch einfach, am besten als würdest du etwas rauspressen wollen"

She will now what to do.

>>739310344
Create a thread on /s/

>>739310577
okay 1 sec

>>739310577
here:

>>>/s/17598373

>>739311153
thanks

>>739309658
If I create you a vola room, would you start sharing?

Just ask to cram it in her poopinshaftin

>>739290778
Anal technique:
>lube up
>bite pillow
It'll stop being painful after a minute or two and then be fun.
Tell her not to be a sissy.

>>739292941
pretty much this, tbh fam.

>>739300951
Improper measuring technique, don't include your balls. Looks like you've stolen an inch. Measure along the top of the shaft next time. 8" is still impressive though.

>>739292941
you fucking inbred
think before you speak
if she had diarrhea it would be a shitstorm regardless of her pushing out or not.
if she had shit in the rectum it would come in contact with the dick anyways.
if she had nothing in there it would make the entry a lot of easier for her.
Maybe you enjoy making her feel pain so go ahead tell her to clench up and bite the pillow, but don't justify it with such autistic ideas.

>>739301471
those fucking nails tho....

>>739311153
took too long, OP. >>>/s/ thread 404'd

>>739290778
Tattoo a swastika on your cock and salute the butt hole to gain access

Electrical socket in photos confirms OP is NZ or Australian.

Also lol at being high and mighty about removing their info before posting when the images have their names as filenames.

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>>739313400
The rectum doesn't even act to hold or store shit regularly, that's what your colon is for. When your colon gets too full and shit starts to move down into your rectum that's when you feel like you have to shit. So if she doesn't feel like she has to poo, she probably has a pretty empty rectum. Depending on her diet there may be stray bits of vegetable fiber and clumps of intestinal mucus but those actually add texture to an otherwise boringly smooth rectum. If your penis is long enough and the girl is short enough (therefore her rectum is short enough) then you can actually push past her rectum, around the curve, into her colon, straightening it out a bit and creating some intense sensations for both partners. Feels like another tight anus sliding over your tip.

>>739315474
I remember my first girlfriend was about 5' tall, and weighed like 90 pounds. I'd sit in earth science class with my hand down the back up her pants, her anus gripping the my knuckle and the tip of my middle finger wiggling around that curve into her sigmoid colon, sometimes I could feel turds in there but I didn't mention it or she'd get grossed out. Bitch loved being my slut and degrading herself to pleasure me.

>>739315840
hot!

did you smell or taste your fingerwards?

any more anal masturbation stories with her?

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>>739315840

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>>739315896

>>739316028
Another time I met a girl on tinder and first thing she did when we got to my place lay on my bed face down ass up. I start kissing her thighs and back and pulling down her pants while licking her ass crack. I jiggled her ass on my face and kissed and licked her cheeks before spreading her cheeks and licking her anus. Then my humility kicked in and I asked her if she wanted her ass eaten (consent is important guys, don't just push a scenario in whatever direction you want without REAL authentic communication). So I tongue fuck her ass and spread it open with my hands and stick my tongue in her rectum.Then I start fingering her real deep and swirling my fingers around, before putting them into her mouth to suck on. I repeated this about 10 times on video before she got grossed out and asked me to do something else.

>>739316325
don't be jelly anon, we can all make it somehow.

>>739316789
/b/ro, where is the vola?

>>739290778
how do you get them to let you take pictures?

>>739290778
Let her know she will need to take a shit before, but not to wash (if you're into anal then you'll need to enjoy the smell). Also don't mention the problems it causes later in life.
Rest is nothing a pillow to shove her face in, and some baby wipes can't take care of.