Need help describing technique for anal sex to my German girlfriend.
I'm 33 years old, and have a but of experience with anal sex, and helping girls get into it. I'm usually pretty good at the whole ordeal, going from anal play to full on balls deep penetration.
The one trick I have always relied on is getting the girl to push out or bear down, like she's trying to fart or poop, while I push inside.. this trick usually relaxes her butthole and gets me inside her..
The thing is, my German girlfriend is 19, has no experience in anal sex and her English is pretty limited.
She's working here on a 12 month visa as an Au Pair so she obviously has SOME English.
She likes to be fingered and tongued in the ass, but I don't know how to describe the technique of her "pushing out" like trying to fart while I insert myself..
Any German bros know how is should describe or phrase this for her?
Pix related, it's her pooper after having my tongue inside it during a 69..
And whats in it for me?
>>739290915
More pics of her fart-hole
>>739290778
No, little boy. You don't have to describe, discuss, ask permission or anything. Grab her by her fucking hair, wipe spme lube and stick your cock in there
Time for an amateur lingerie thread.
>>739300007
Georgia Sluts
Hey Faggots,
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Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Bamp
>>739297957
Them some huge tits
WHY ARE TRUMPTARDS SO FUCKING RETARDED???
I can't get my head over this, how in the fuck do they think mishandling classified material, lie about doing it, then destroying evidence under investigation is anything worth prison.
wow guess i'm a #CruzMissile now
inb4 the one dude trolling b all day posts granny pics in defense of our fearless leader
Please refer to /pol/ for further inquest into the matter
Ama? Wwyd? Dubs get to tell me what to do i guess!!
Sharpie in pooper
did you write in some alien language on that paper?
Norddeutscher Stuten Faden
>>739291198
bump
Endlich mal wieder!
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New loli threas
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>>739295561
We all know the single true meaning of life is to procreate. Now I am a single 24 guy who never had a serious relationship in his life. I'm not very good talking to girls and was tired of being alone, not being able to share my life with someone I love, being loved by someone, all the good stuff.
So I made a Tinder account to see if that will help. I simply started swiping right every girl and hoped for the best. Well guess what not a single match, I know I'm not the best looking guy but I'm not hideous or something.
But It made me realize I probably am truly ugly there is no way around it. I've been single al my life and it just isn't enough for me.
I'm now back to the point were I just want to end it all, its not something I can change and maybe it's better to do it before I do something stupid.
Idk any anons here who accepted they are ugly and are still happy? How do you cope with the fact you're never gonna have a cute soulmate? Whats keeps you going in life?
show me a picture of yourself
Did you only swipe right and lower your standards to ugly people? It's only fair? Also don't have a bio and look up pictures on what are TJ bwst photos to use.
>>739284651
Being good at talking to girls takes practice.
Do you really expect to find love in a hookup app?
I mean that app is basically for people to judge you on your looks and debating on whether to fuck you or not. Not much love in that.
>Voting for president who disrespects our Marines
>>739297431
>>739297431
When you jerk off pictures of Trump run through your head
>>739297431
Wow What a dick.
Can he be impeached for that?
[CONT. FROM THE LAST THREAD]
Buildings: mcdonals, BK, hitler theme park, fishing pier, monument, vomitorium, urine fountain, huge castle with north korean flags
R: 12
Population: 15 /b/tards (-5 per turn due to urine and semen drinking)
Rules:
Dubs or higher decide what we build. Only count the first dubs after the update, the rest will be ignored (so please, don't waste energy).
Apocalypse can only happen with quads or higher.
Number of resources dictates how many buildings we can have 1R = 1 Building.
Resource gathering buildings give 3R.
If the number of buildings exceeds the number of R we loose 5 people, we gain 5 people each round we have more R than buildings.
Please, be patient, I'm not pro at drawing.
A cruise ship of faggots lands
They build a Mateen's to ensure their faggotry
>>739294153
Fountain get clogged with semen
>>739294282
Roll
Lets see some big asses
Pics you should not share
I'll start with 3 of my ex, make requests for more
>>739298605
I like musical girls