/wwe/ General #1784 - Soon Edition

BRIE MODE

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Anyone know where I can get this based shirt?

>>913592
just a concept, it got cancelled

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LIFE IS A MYSTERY

He will get no pop

>aj cucks nkameme out of the heavy weight
>aj cucks nakameme oiut of the debut pop

More like nacuckmeme

>>913599
>lost the title last night

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How long is Haitch's victory promo gonna be tonight?

>>913597
Miz still has the scar.

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>>913592
>it's not actually real
thank you god I was so worried

>>913594


Ewwwwwwww

>>913606
HERE'S THE THING ROMAN, I EXTENDED MY HAND TO YOU LAST YEAR..

>>913606
My guess is that they'll save his victory party for the last hour and an angry Roman attacks him and as Roman gets beat up the Rock comes out to save him

>>913606
The standard 20 minutes, but it will seem longer thanks to he and Rock jerking each other off verbally and pretending its a love letter to the fans.

>>913607
Shit was brutal so i bet

>>913608
I can't watch it on TV in my assend country

>>913606

Up till the first commercial and then they'll have a "celebration" at the end with ramen attacking him

>>913590
CHICKENS

>>913596
>>913610
Well. Now I'm sad.

>>913615
What are the chances the Rock gets booed when he starts mentioning Roman?

>>913585
>>913585

He's just a good actor

What was that triangle phi cheese sign about?

I know you guys hate the commentary team but they put over AJ Styles pretty highly.

>FORMER IWGP CHAMPION JUST LIKE BROCK LESNAR!
-JBL

>THE PHENOMENAL ONE IS HERE!
-Cole

>AN OFFENSIVE INNOVATOR!
-Byron saying something decent for once

>>913637
The commentary was actually pretty decent last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLFV-IoyNME

I wonder if this will suck

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>tfw there will be no happy underdog story for Becky, she's now going to fade to superstar/main event and then disappear from television entirely

>>913641
Probably mostly suck with some gems, like everything WWE related.

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>it didn't come down to Haitch, Bray, Dean and Roman
>Bray looks strong like a newly-crowned Top Heel and eliminates Haitch
>SUPERMAN PUNCH
>Roman eliminates Bray
>Dean sneakily eliminates Roman
>becomes genuinely psychopathic Top Heel WWEWHC/IC Dual Champ
>Roman has a rematch for the WWEWHC at WM
>Dean also holds a feud for the IC Title
>Three-way feud with AJ/KO
>defends in a triple threat to Main Event Fast Lane (Main Events over the WWEWHC because that's saved for Mania)
>looks strong as a Top Heel should but Roman interferes and he drops to Styles
>Styles vs KO set for Mania for the IC to tear the house down
>Dean vs Roman for the WWEWHC
>we will never see Heel Dean and Face Roman perform a double turn in the Main Event of Wrestlemania, ending with Roman shaking Vince's hand and fully turning Heel with SHADES OF AUSTIN to the most nuclear heat ever

Does WWE hate pleasing their fans?

>>913641
If you think Chris Jericho is still cool, it'll be awesome.

>yfw Haitch equals Flair before BMJ

>>913646
stop posting

>>913644
>this defeatism
Smh lad baka. It ain't over yet.

How did Kofi get eliminated?

>>913654
Jericho hit him with the triangle dropkick while he was standing on the apron

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>>913649
I wouldnt be upset the slightest bit

>>913654
Jeridad threw him out off camera. God the camera work was so shit last night.

>WACKYLINE

As idiotic as this sounded, it wasn't as bad as 2015 when Cole said he knew Rusev was still in the match because, "I WAS LOOKING AT...MY NOTES!"

Is the guy returning confirmed to be THE JABRONI BEATING, PIE EATING, TRAIL BLAZING, BRAHMA BULL?

>>913670
Not confirmed, but assumed.

>>913654
Off screen, camera work was terrible this year.

>>913659
>"GUYS GUYS GUYS ROMAN IS MAKING A FACE GUYS GET THE CAMERA ON HIM NOW"
-Dunn

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Bloated Jericho spent more time in the ring than anyone else in the rumble last night, will he go back to Fozzy or stick around until Wrestlemania?

>>913644
All the champions save for Roman and Burrito retained last night, there won't be a change until Wrestlemania

Deanetty will drop the IC belt to AJ Styles

The New Day will drop the tag belts to someone else who aren't the Usos

Kalisto will drop the belt to another face, assuming the US title is in the card

Charlotte will drop the belt to Becky

HHH drops the belt to Roman

Is AJ good on the mic? I can't really recall one of his promo.

>>913673
>"STOP FOCUSING ON THAT INTERLOPER STYLES THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE JERICHO, HE'S HIP"

>>913648
at least E and C play up the fact that they're old and uncool

unlike JUSTicho

>>913675
He said this run will be a lengthy one

>>913675
He literally came back to run the rumble and then job to somebody. Based JeriGOAT.

Can't believe they went with Ambrose and Haitch as the final 2

What a great rumble

>>913685
It was nothing more than a (failed) attempt to avoid a pop for HHH throwing Roman out. Dean is still midcarder for life.

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>Mondays at work after Survivor Series have been shit
>Left work about 3 hours ago, its the best monday I had at work
>Haitch won the belt the day before
Is this a sign guys

>>913679
better than Roman

>>913657
I totally missed that.

>>913659
I remeber him triangle dropkicking someone, just didnt register who it was.

>>913660
>early on in the ambrose vs. Owens match
>owens gets tossed over the announcers table
>aims for maggle
>keeps pulling maggle down
>pulls magles chair down
>grabs maggles face
>later in the match maggle complains that his glasses broke
Goat rivarly.

Did AJ always do his pose with a the Gun hand gesture from Bullet Club before joining Bullet Club?
He did it last night in the Rumble, it's most likely a shoutout but I'm curious.

>>913692
He did it to roman

>>913652
18+

>>913696
Get Rogaine

>>913676
>HHH drops the belt to Roman

I want to believe it's not true and HHH drops it to someone that the people actually want like Ambrose or even Styles, but it probably won't happen.

>>913683
That's good, if HHH can have another world title run at his age then surely Y2J can do the same.

>>913684
God I hope he doesn't end up jobbing, he's better than that.

>>913689

Well, who is worse than Ramen?

>>913696
Overdose on Cialis.

>>913701
Eva Marie. Maybe.

>>913641
>that dreadful scrapbook patchwork art style used in every shitty indie movie ever

STOP
THIS IS NOT 2009

>>913670
If he does return, what will they have him do?
Trade shots with Haitch?
He's not going to wrestle at Fast lane so it seems too soon.
Unless they do Roman vs Haitch at Fast Lane and then Rock Vs Haitch at Mania.
I can't think of anyone for Rock to get involved with other than Haitch because muh samoa.

>>913700
Only smarks don't want Roman, see WM22 with him against John Cena

>>913701
Jack Swagger

>>913641

It'll probably blow but I still want to watch it

>>913676
>Deanetty will drop the IC belt to AJ Styles

lolno
He'll take the US from Dorrito if anything, who will get it back from Kalisto because Kalisto has bacne and bacne is not marketable.

>>913701
Eugene.

>>913699
>>913703
18+

I haven't kept up with WWE since WM 29 aside from a quick glance at last year's WM main event and like, the last half of the rumble last night. Feel like getting back into the groove, at least until WM this year.

I'm not gonna ask what's been going on since I left, I can just google that shit, but I wanna know if I'll be safe just watching Raw and the PPVs.

>>913712
I'm just assuming AJ Styles sticks around in the active roster and his appearance is not one and done to NXT

>>913708
My pick is that he will just do a 5-10 minute promo, Rock Bottom one of the Social Outcasts and go back to film his movies

>>913637
was expecting

>OOOHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYYY
>WE HEARD THE RUMORS MAGGLE
>THIS GUY WAS BIG ON THE INDIES
>WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES AJ, DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DID BEFORE
>WHAT DO YOU THINK BYRON?
>AJ STYLES

>>913675
Jericho has Kofi pecs going on these days.

>>913700
>God I hope he doesn't end up jobbing, he's better than that.

I thought he actively wanted to help build new stars.

I mean shit what other wrestler from the 90's is gonna come back just to eat shit to fucking Fandango like he did a few years ago?

>>913708
HHH will rub it in that he beat Roman

Vince and Steph congratulate him

Rocky comes out and puts his cousin over

LON comes out and tries to gang up on Rocky

Roman makes the save

HHH, Steph and Vince retreats and Roman gets put in a match where he has to fend for himself

>>913721
That would be awful after they hyped him up.
When they had him come as a surprise one off with rusev it was fine, but don't advertise something that will lead to nothing.

>>913594
Not Sasha

>>913721

I want him to Rock Bottom AJ Styles.

>>913637
>>913724
Estimated commentary for Nakamura?

>OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>IT'S...IT'S HIROSHIMA HANK...
>AND HE'S GOT HIS HO-TRAIN WITH HIM!
>HE'S WEARING A KIMONO
>HAHA IT'S A BATHROBE, MAGGLE
>It's actually called a kimono, Joh-
>SHUT UP BYRON

>>913718
You would be safe just watching the PPVs, even. Almost nothing of consequence ever happens on Raw anymore.

>Owens shouting "WELCOME TO THE WWE" before he eliminated AJ last night

How hard do you wanna bet that that put him over HARD with Vince?
I bet that's the first time he's got hard unassisted by medicine in years, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a celebratory live sex segment tonight.

>>913710
18+

Aj Styles is a talentless jobber queer and we're all better than him.

>>913736

admittedly back when I was still watching I mostly only used it as white noise so I knew what was going on in the game threads

>>913637
>IWGP CHAMPION
Was it really ok for the commentary team to say that? I know IWGP doesn't exactly have a company's name on it but it just feels weird for the team to reference another promotion nowadays.

>>913738
But Owens is not a WWE guy

>>913644
Good riddance. The marty janetty of the horsewomen.

>>913733
I think they'll hype him up like styles since he's getting a lot of cash and they bought his name/theme

probably something like

>OHHH MMMMMYYYYY
>ONE OF THE HOTTEST FREE AGENTS IN WWE HISTORY
>A FORMER IWGP CHAMPION
>WE HEARD THE RUMORS
>ONE OF THE MOST FEARED STRIKERS IN ALL OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
>SHINSUKE NAKAMURA HAS ARRIVED

>>913744
>implying spitting in the face of his outlaw life won't make Vince love him all the more

>>913738
Lose weight

>>913743
they mention it since it's one of Brock's accomplishments

>>913743
Anyone but TNA really. I'd say WWE is on good terms with the Japanese wrestling scene

>>913749
Hi Steve.

>>913718
Watch PPVs and don't come here. Its the only way you'll enjoy it.

>>913743
It's the only way they can hype up Styles without mentioning ROH or TNA

They will never mention TNA

>>913748
the first time owens was in a wwe ring, he proudly proclaimed that he had been in this industry longer than cena

>>913743
They mentioned Del Rio being the AAA Champion when he returned.

>>913757
No Anon the first time he was in a WWE ring he beat CJ Parker.

>>913646
Yes. They hate us all

>>913757
That collective, simultaneous, smark nut was great.

>>913746
>inb4 they pronounce it SHIN SOO KEE
>THEY CALL HIM THE KING OF SWAG STYLE, LOOK AT HIM STRUT DOWN THE AISLE LIKE A MICHAEL JACKSON FREDDIE MERCURY LOVE CHILD I LOVE IT MAGGLE

>>913745
>The marty janetty of the horsewomen

I know you're just throwing out bait, but does it have to be this lazy? You couldn't have gone with "The Steve McMichael of the Horsewomen"?

>>913755
They've mentioned TNA a few times over the years.
Most recently, in JBL's interview with Road Dogg, but I think that was more to show how low he was and addicted to drugs at the time.

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>>913743
WWE hasn't had any real issues mentioning other promotions for the past couple of years.
They've shadowbanned TNA from existence though and it's great, I'm sure Dixie watches WWE everytime a guy jumps ship hoping for some recognition.

Out of interest do any of you dummies actually go to indie matches?

Not trying to be a smarky, holier that thou cunt, but it seems like very few people here actually talk about watching local live events.

It was so weird to see AJ Styles actually debut as AJ Styles. I guess they just acknowledge that he's too big a name to change.

>>913765

now I need that one owens webm

>>913773
He actually changed from A.J. Styles to AJ Styles apparently

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>>913775

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>days before, whine about AJ not honoring muh verbal agreement

>after his debut, post this

>>913773
Give it a month and he'll just be called "Styles".

this wrestlemania is even worse now
>WWE @WWE 2h2 hours ago

As first reported by @ENews, Nikki @BellaTwins will undergo neck surgery this Wednesday.

no A+ player, no BMJ, no nikki, no orton
fuck it might sell my ticket to some smark for double at this point.

>>913784
>TNA Original

We get it, you're mad he took a better offer instead of wasting his life in your company.

>>913754
>Watch PPVs and don't come here.
But the very reason i returned for wrestling is because of you guys.

>>913786
>implying they won't want to take the chance to market a much-more famous AJ and erase UFC Phil's name from History one step more

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>>913714
You're supposed to laugh at Eugene, Roman is a joke.

>>913784
>h-he's t-t-t-tna at heart
based AJ leaving TNA, becoming bigger than their whole company at NJPW, pretending he wanted to go back and then completely cucking them

>>913789
Haitch is in the main event bro, that's worth more than double what you paid.

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>>913746
>>913746
If you're interested, Jim Ross introducing Nakamura at Wrestle Kingdom 9 (starts at 2:00):

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qnx33

>>913789
>no Seth, Nikki or Orton

Cena I get but who gives a genuine fuck about those jabronis

>>913789
Can't wait to see the Total Divas episode where Dbry mocks Nikki for being a pussy about her neck injury.

>>913771
There is no wrestling in my country.

>>913771
No. I don't see the point of going to a live event with low-quality wrestling when I can catch all the high-quality events online with a better view and not surrounded by grease in human form.

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I miss him

Does anyone even care that The Rock is coming back tonight?
His appeal is so far gone at this point.

Who are you hoping AJ Styles will face tonight?

>>913784

I didn't even know TNA was still around

>>913795

Raw is in two hours Hunter, you need to get that 20 minute promo ready

>>913806
no

he does the same thing all the time - shit catchphrases

his best moment when was Punk buried his shit promos in 2013.

>>913789
Nobody gives a rat's ass about Shitti Bella

>>913806
If its hollywood rock hell yeah

>>913806
Everyone says this before and after Rock returns.
But during it all everyone marks out because he's still the Rock even if it is for one night only before he scurries back off to Hollywood to sacrifice lambs with merchants.

>>913808
No one does. They're just barely scrapping by.

>>913808
They are literally on the TV Guide channel

>>913811
18+

>>913802
That sucks. Where are you from?

>>913804
Why is it low quality?
Are there just no decent promotions where you live?
If you get the chance to see some decent shows you should definitely do it, it really fun.

>>913806
No. He'll only come back and cut an embarrassing as shit promo. He should just fuck off completely, these once every few months appearances are terrible.

>>913813
It's impossible to not mark out for Rocky, even if his returns are always the same now

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Who /PYCEB/ here?

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>>913820
>just realised the authority have been around for 3 years now
when will they fuck off bros?

>>913825
>no Randy anymore
>Jasethy injured
>Deanetty a Face
>Roman is feuding with them
>Kane a demon again
>Haitch has literally donned the tights to keep the lifeblood circulating the carcass of his horrific aberration of booking

WHY
WON'T
IT
DIE

So... Last night I went out and got completely shitfaced with a friend, totally forgetting the Rumble was on...

Did I miss out or was getting just justified?

I heard AJ came in at 3rd but that was really the only surprise until Haitch came in and cucked Roman.

>>913825
Roman will bury them...Nah who am I kidding they'll be back once Seth returns

>>913825
when roman gets over

>>913819
Not going to happen as long as he's a legit movie star. Vince will never give up an opportunity for mainstream exposure, no matter how hacky it is.

>>913771
The local promotion is extremely good at hiding. I keep seeing posters for their stuff like a month afterwards. Closest well-run alternative is eight hours away.

>>913714
I will never understand how that gimmick lasted so long

or why it even got pass

>>913824
COME HERE BOSS is really a please stop hating me for being a slightly reserved individual who scored a really hot chick and ruined your love triangle angle

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No fun allowed: the stable

>>913844
No one takes them seriously because they break kayfabe off-screen

>>913844
So they're functional Heels?

>>913842
They were together long before that angle, though.

>>913844
HarpGOAT needs to go solo

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>>913844
>picture without the GOAT

>>913845
>people don't take wrestlers seriously because kayfabe is dead in 2016

I don't think so, familia.

Renee just posted on instagram that a major star is returning tonight

>>913847
And vince hated that fact and wanted to break it up

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>>913818
>That sucks. Where are you from?
Honduras.

The only wrestling we got as far as im aware off was Smackdown World tour during Sheamus face Reign.

I still has my ticket, a shame that Orton, Kane and Taker werent there.

The card was:

Booker T vs Cody Rhodes for the IC championship.
Jinder Mahal vs Great Khali.
Some tag match between Hunico and Ted Dibiase Jr.
Sheamus vs Mark Henry Street fight for the WHC.
And Main Event was Big Show vs The GOAT (Bryan).
Highlight was Show beggining a chant by calling Bryan a "pollo" or chicken in english.

Thats why i mark for Big Show.

>>913861
Based Machine Gun Kelly finally getting revenge on Owens

>>913844
I don't know what to think of this stable.

They're full of great talent and talent that's kinda progressing (Eric Rowan has been improving a lot, Braun Stroman has a lot of room to improve). It's just their direction and reasoning for feuds are so random

>>913861
link?

>>913869

>>913868
They're the Brood 2.0

>RAW opens with Trips in the ring cutting a promo
>Roman comes out 2 mins in fuming, demands an immediate rematch
>Haitch says that he will not be defending the title tonight but a match can be arranged
>all of LoN comes out and surrounds the ring
>they're about to enter
>IF YA SMEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLELELLELLLLLLLLLELLELELEAH

They're not actually going to do Bray vs Brock at Mania right? It's gotta just be a Fast Lane match.

There's no way they can make Bray look credible enough in time.

>>913873
>there's no way they can make bray credible
>so they'll remedy it by having Brock appear at a filler B-PPV and give themselves even LESS time to make Bray look credible

Yes you have surely cracked the code.

>>913872
So terrible it will probably happen, except replace the "after 2 mins" with "after 20 mins".

>>913871
So a knock-off of a Raven's Nest rip-off? Sick burn.

>>913873
>>913873
Bray feuded with Undertaker and Cena already.

He's pretty much the exception to any and all rules. He can feud with anyone

>>913869
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA-v9zuAFEy/

>>913872
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA AT FAST LANE. GOTTA KEEP GIVING THAT RUB TO ROMAN

>>913872
>IF YA SMEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLELELLELLLLLLLLLELLELELEAH
>What the Reigns is cookin'

>>913881
Thanks man i thought it was on hers and was a bit confused

>>913880
exactly hes the jobber to the stars.

>>913874
Thy dint need to make bray credible. Hes a joke and hes fat inherently

OWENS VS AJ STYLES CONFIRMED FOR TONIGHT!!!

>>913866
Good that you got to see something live. Are there no local promotions?

>>913836
You need to get on that m8. As pretentious as it sounds, supporting your local scene is fun as fuck and you might get to see some great talent before they get swallowed by the wwe.

>watch this week's ROH main event
>Young Bucks vs reDragon vs The Kingdom
>Matt Bennett and Maria from the Kingdom already debuted on TNA a few weeks ago
>AJ Styles comes out to help the Young Bucks
>Young Bucks already kicked AJ out of the Bullet Club in Japan weeks ago
>just watching this show today
>AJ already debuted in the WWE last night
This shit seems so surreal, like someone is fucking around with the universal timeline and creating continuity errors and time paradoxes.

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>>913892

>>913771
No here in Brazil there are just academies(?)
[spoiler]I have no idea how you call a place where you teach someone about wrestling[/spoiler]

>>913892
Wish kevin owens would fuck off. No one wants to see that shit when jericho, neville, and roman are on the roster

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>>913896

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WWE just posted the "fixed" AJ Styles entrance without the awful camera/production work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuBVcsPVPyQ

>that soulful electric organ chord that opens up the theme

Hype song. I liked his NJPW song ("FUCK YOUR DREAMS FUCK YOUR WIFE") and hated his "GET READY TO FLY" (corny) theme from TNA. This WWE theme is really good though and fits his southern/christian background since it's got a southern gospel sound to it, without being gimmicky.

>>913893
>Good that you got to see something live. Are there no local promotions?
Nope.

Not at all.

>>913881
BIG POPPA PUMP SCOTT STEINER!!!

>RAW opens
>Authority walks slowly to the ring
>Stills of Haitch's victory
>20-minute promo, blah blah, you played the game Roman, blah blah
>"There is nobody in that locker room who can take this championship away from me."
>Crowd gets ready to pop for Roman or Rock
>"Weeeeeeelllll, it's the Big Show..."
>"It's a big bad show tonight..."
>HHH vs. Show program starts
>HHH vs. Show at Fastlane
>Because Vince thinks everybody wants to see Show in a main event angle

>>913902
>doesnt like i am i am

18+

>>913899
They're called wrestling schools usually. I live in London and have been to Progress quite a few times. The Wrestling is good, crowd are a bunch of insufferable smarks. Even worse than NxT

>when Triple H opens the next Takeover event he'll be doing it as WWE Champion

>>913855
>>913855

For some reason I thought that was Gatack from the thumbnail.

Triple H will lose to Ambrose as fastlane

>>913910
>HHH
>losing to Ambrose
>losing at Fastlane

>>913901
Hi, Reddit

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>>913910

>>913902
His last ROH one was the best, the one he came out to in WK9

Anyone going to see NXT on their tour?

>>913906
hope you mean the best version negro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx_zcHvdd0w

>>913893
>supporting your local scene is fun as fuck and you might get to see some great talent before they get swallowed by the wwe.
The last time a local talent signed for WWE was 1989. And as the local promotion doesn't update their website, they must think it's still the 80s.

My 10-year-old daughter is watching the Rumble right now.

>Haitch comes out
>Haitch stares at Roman.
>"Get. Off. My. Lawn."

>>913910

"No"

>>913907
Get on Rev Pro m8.
Scurll/Osprey already had MOTY.

>>913918
wrestlemania weekend my friend has yet to pay me for his ticket and i see them selling for like triple the price.

>>913902
It's a variant of a DMX song Ain't no Sunshine

>>913902
>still cuts back to Roman's face just before the "phenomenal" name fade

>>913907
>crowd are a bunch of insufferable smarks

I thought that was just British crowds. I'm an American and occasionally watch EPL, and they're always coming up with some goofy chant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wThzwxLDgAI

But yeah, I've seen Progress shows. They can't got 30 seconds without starting some fucking annoying chant.

>>913921
Don't you mean your wife's daughter?

>>913902

Honestly I think that any theme can be good as long as it starts strong.

I mean what's the most memorable thing about Stone Cold's theme? The glass breaking. And personally speaking the static at the start of Cult of Personality always got me more hyped for CM Punk than anything else.

>>913902
>JBL mentions he's a former IWGP Champion
>compares him to Brock fucking Lesnar
Can we all agree how based JBL is? In just two sentences he just hyped the fuck out of this guy that casual WWE fans might not know anything about. Say what you want about his commentary today, but JBL is as based today as he was when he was a world champion kicking out illegal immigrants and punching Godzilla in the face.

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Is this guy the only guy left from TNA that WWE would consider signing?

>>913932

If they do I hope they change his name to Bobby Roo

>>913907
>crowds that chant things are bad

Just stay at home then you killjoy cunt

>>913931
He's pretty shit.

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What did he mean by this?

>>913931
Actually, JBL came off a moron because the IWGP title AJ held wasn't the same one Lesnar did.

>>913931
He's the only one on the RAW team who knows what he's doing. It's Vince that gets him to repeat the same goofy lines over and over again until we can't ever not instantly think of them the moment we see a wrestler appear, the difference between JBL and Cole is that JBL adds his own stuff sometimes and actually has some insight.

>>913935
>illegal immigrant detected
Stay salty Jose

>>913930
>Honestly I think that any theme can be good as long as it starts strong.
This.

Most of the memorable ones you think off the top of your heads probably had strong and distinctive intros

Just to name a few, Kurt, Rock, Edge, Test, Haitch, Mankind, SCSA, APA

Flo Rida will be performing tonight

JUST

>>913943
HEY I HEARD YOU WERE A WILD ONE

>>913936
Samoan World Order reveals itself soon.

>>913936
TNA/NJPW INVASION ANGLE BABY

BOOK IT. THIS INVASION ANGLE WILL BE BETTER THAN ECW/WCW ANGLE.

>>913941
18+

>>913942

Don't forget Jericho's countdown.

>>913945
OOOOOO OOOOO OOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO

>>913942
Even Tazz with the heart monitor sound got me way more hyped than Tazz himself

>>913943
SAMOAN TAKEOVER

>>913937
What. Yes it was.

>>913936
Joe was just talking about a sandwich he was making.

>>913934
He has a point to be fair.
Chanting stuff is all well and good but when you're sitting next to someone who won't shut the fuck up for 5 seconds and thinks they're being really witty with the crap they're shouting, it gets old very soon.

>>913934
Nothing wrong with a chant. Most of the time it's some prick in the crowd trying to get themself over. It's fucking cringeworthy at times some of the shit they come out with.

>>913952
Same with Raven's WWE titantron

>>913933
>THAT'S ROBBIE DUDE'S MUSIC!

>>913954
Technically it really wasn't. Lesnar's reign counts towards the IGF instead.

>>913955
kek

>>913956
>>913958
Fair enough, I know the kinds of cunts you mean. Every indie show has a handful of them and they are cancer condensed.

>>913937
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IWGP_Heavyweight_Championship

>>913942
HERE COMES THE MONEYYYY.

Jim Johnston is better than CFO$

>>913931
>compares him to lesnar
because they are both former IWGP champions not comparing them because of anything else.

>>913943
>Flo Rida

Wow how hip and current. This is like when they would have the guest hosts, and it would be someone who was relevant about a decade ago.

>LE GRUMPY CAT

Is gorillafag kill? I havent seen him since Ryback got booed to hell at the rumble.

>>913961
Only after he didn't relinquish it the title he won was the IWGP.

>>913971
He took his own life, unable to handle the crushing reality of Ryback being a shitter.

>>913932
The only ones WWE would be remotely interested are for signing/resigning are probably

Drew Galloway
Bobby Lashley
Booby Roode
The Hardyz or just Jeff
Maybe EC3?
Awesome Kong
Gail Kim
The wolves

>>913942
>>913965
Weirdly CF0$ are, like everything else, better on NXT, I guess the production team just makes less retarded choices and requests there. Even the female wrestlers have memorable themes that get you hyped when they hit.

>>913825
I don't think they'd know what to do without a corrupt authority overarching storyline.
The problem is that it's so played out by now that it's stale as fuck, but what else can they do? They don't know how to innovate anymore.

>>913980
I bet you like Sami's theme you faggot.

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>>913936
>>913946
samoan world order with based tama tonga.

>>913978
>Bobby Lashley

Why? Apollo Crews can already fill that void and is 100x the wrestler Lashley ever was

>>913978
Do you really think they'd consider bringing back Drew McIntyre or Derrick Bateman? It seems like it would be an admission that they fucked up (to some degree) if they ditched them only to bring them back at high salaries after they demonstrated that they had the chops elsewhere.

>>913904
Ziggler tweeted last night that he was there, but I think it was a joke

>>913955
underrated post

>>913978
>Drew Galloway
Are you retarded?

>>913982
I dunno, something novel like having wrestlers feud over the belt, rather than having the program revolve around the McMahons, like it has for the past 20 years.

>>913967
He's still building up the new guy as a big deal, which is his job as a commentator (assuming the WWE does want to make AJ Styles seem like a big deal). It's like comparing The Miz to The Rock and Stone Cold because they held the same world title. It makes The Miz look good and it's a legitimate way to get someone over.

>>913984
How can you not? It fits him perfectly. Everyone on the main roster has generic Nu Metal, on NXT they are more likely to get unique themes that suit them.

>>913982
>what else can they do?
Invasion storyline. It's not innovative, but it's at least a different flavour of shit.

>>913988
>drew
no they already have balor and becky
>bateman
if he starts learning how to wrestle or willing to go back to NXT, yes. If not no.

>>913997
>How can you not? It fits him perfectly.
True, he is a cock sucking faggot like you.
Main roster themes are shit these days, what they really need is themes with lyrics, even if its nonsensical shit like rybacks, it's better than just a generic guitar riff alone.

>>913988
It's all about how they develop their image outside of WWE. AJ styles was on wwe for a very brief stint and probably would've been a shitty midcard.

He built his stock up, and now WWE is paying a guy whose got a couple years left in him prime money

>>914006
You can't really compare that to Galloway, though. He got a serious push and was a not-insignificant player on TV for a while.

>>914001
They didn't even get it right the first time, nor did they do it right the second.
Why would a storyline with a history of being booked wrong by a promotion be your top pick for what they should be doing? Especially when their booking quality has only gone downhill since?

>>914005
You have to be 18 or over to post on this site.

>>913978
The Wolves and Kong are the only ones I'd be personally interested in. EC3 is good, but I don't see him getting anywhere in roster stacked with more talented wrestlers. Same with Roode. Don't give a fuck about the Hardys or the Dudley because Edge can no longer actively compete and the TLC reunion dream feud is dead without Edge.

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>that feel when AJ Styles' debut the other night from the crowds' perspective still makes you tear up

I know they're gonna drop the ball with him somehow but damnit that crowd

>>914017
The question was "what can they do?" If we're going to do fantasy booking (and that's where "what should they do?" leads), let's start a new thread for it.

>>913955
Literally burst out in laughter in the middle ofnlecture fuxk you

>>914016
That's true. That guy probably won't go anywhere

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>>913985
Didn't Tonga resign with New Japan? Personally, I'd rather have Yellow Barbie. hnnnnnngg

>>913980
Nxt themes are garbage 18+

>>914023
>AJ's resting in the corner selling getting beat
>crowds still chanting him while Reigns is getting the offensive on someone

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>>914028

>you will never wrestle in NJPW and drown in Japanese pussy

>>914029
Objectively better than the main roster ones, the dubstep Australians aside.

>>914027
I'm just saying it's easy for WWE to ignore Styles being WWE property, that wouldn't work for Galloway.

>>913985
>>914028
Also, Tama Tonga is Tongan (duh), not Samoan.

>>914029

>That feel when Zayn will never have an Aquabats song as a theme

>>914005

Sheamus has the current best theme and it has no lyrics.

>>914044
>le kidz bops theme guy

>>914048
True, i'd say it's one of the best, but his isn't cheesy rock shit like i was referring to.

>>914048
>le bagpipes and flutes theme

>>914049
>being triggered by gimmicks that don't appeal specifically to you

18+

>>914052
>putting "le" in front of something somehow makes it bad

>Styles out in the ring cutting a promo about what the Rumble was like for him
>It eventually gets to the point where he's just taking it in as the crowd chants "THANK YOU STYLES" *clap clap clapclapclap*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbR2jDRveXI
>Gets in the ring with him and just stares him down

How hard do you mark

>>914055
It's just as try hard as "HURR DURR"

>>914057

I'd say "they'd be stupid to not have them do a program at some point" but this is WWE we're talking about.

>>914057

>le comical fat man music

YOU SEE HERES THE THING ROMAN

>>914066
Ideally you don't want to pair two new signings/call ups together right away unless it's with a smarky crowd like the NXT one who knows their history. AJ's first feud should be with someone the Little Jimmies already know.

>>913646

So dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb2mcuE-Y6w
CUSTOM PLATES

>>914074
And in Styles' case you don't want it to be an older guy like Jericho.

>>914074

>implying commentary couldn't just sell it as them having a lengthy history of battles on the independent circuit

TNA might as well be considered an indy show

>>913743
>it just feels weird for the team to reference another promotion

18+ phamalam

>>914057
Why did Samoa Joe go to NXT and not get streamlined to the main roster anyways?

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>>914069

this is what I think of when I hear joe's theme

>>914077
You know damn well those were ordered at the same time as the belt itself.

>>914074

True enough, I did say "at some point."

Though if they do a good enough job building Styles up and get Joe in and do the same thing they could definitely speed up the process.

>>914077

Do you think Dolph Ziggler custom plates exist, and if they do, what are they?

>>914079
Commentary can say whatever they like but it's a dumb idea. Imagine all the Little Jimmies and casual fans flicking through, they see two wrestlers they have no idea who they are in the ring and switch off, deciding WWE isn't for them any more.

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>>914077
>all those smarks who want HHH to win at Wrestlemania and have him drop it to Rollins

>>914057
Why? Its been done.

It shoud be aj cutting a promo
>i should have won the royal rumble, faggo-
>WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>BREQK THE WALLS.DOWN

>>914084

Because he's a better Samoan than Roman will ever be

Just like how it was illegal for Rhyno to Gore anyone because he hits a spear better

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>>914087
>White Kingpin
posting superior kingpin

>>914084
Because WWE has no fucking plans for Samoa Joe. The only reason they signed him is to keep him from ROH and TNA; which is ridiculous because these promotions aren't in any league to compete with WWE.

>>914095

> it was illegal for Rhyno to Gore anyone because he hits a spear better

Why are you lying on the internet?

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>>914094

>>914095
>Just like how it was illegal for Rhyno to Gore anyone because he hits a spear better
wait what

>>914093
>filename

kek

>>914084
It is kind of mysterious, I guess NXT was suddenly short of main event talent due to the call ups but it still makes 0 sense. I guess when Joe FIRST started in NXT he seemed a little out of shape and has gotten better, but there is nothing he is going to learn down there, he is already a natural at everything due to being a vet.

>>914097
cuck

>>914043
hes is still romans and rocks cousin.
>>914028
he said hes still a free agent apparently.

>>914097
cuck

>>914103

How many times did you see "The Gore Machine" Rhyno actually Gore anyone on WWE TV when he returned against the Wyatts

>>914100
>>914103
He doesn't watch NXT just shitposts about it apparently

I kind of hate Rhyno because I built him up as my top heel in TEW 2013 and then the fucker got a long term injury.

>>914021
they already passed on the wolves thats why they are in TNA actually.
Kong didnt come back so theres something going on there.

>>914084
>streamlined

HE'S FAT!

>>914105

isn't Austin Aries a veteran too

>>914110

>Rhyno not goring the wyatts is Roman's fault

Hot damn you're stupid son.

>>914122
>>914122
>>914122
>>914122

>>914117
Aries is in NXT? Jesus fuck when did that happen?

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>>914113
>TEW 2016 recently announced

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>>913943
>Flo Rida will be performing tonight

>>914132
Fuck yeah, there goes my life

This shitty game is like crack cocaine.

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>>913982
>Captain America: Civil War film coming out soon
>Marvel doing Civil War II story for their comics
>WWE has their own Civil War
>Vince McMahon and The Old Guard, the wrestlers that he believe are best for business
>Triple H and The New Blood, his vision for the future of the WWE
>both sides have both heels and faces in a loose alliance, neither side is completely unified against the other, both sides have reasons for the fans to cheer for them
>The Old Guard is lead by Cena, WWE's poster boy for years, 2nd and 3rd generation superstars like Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Bo Dallas, Vince's mammoth's like Big Show and Lesnar and home grown talent like Dolph Ziggler
>The New Blood is lead by Seth Rollins and is made up of former indie darlings like AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Cesaro as well as NXT trained guys like Baron Corbin and Tyler Breeze
>the whole storyline is a deep look and thinly veiled fourth wall breaking social commentary at the history of pro wrestling as a culture and as an industry, how family ties can help you succeed in the business as opposed to being a first generation wrestler who struggles for years in the indie to make a name for yourself in the indies, how your size and physical appearance, or lack of, whether you succeed or fail in the business, and whether being a homegrown talent really those breed loyalty into a wrestler
>or they can just do a storyline where Roman Reigns punches everyone in the face for a year

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>>914033
>AJ is more over in 3 minutes than Roman is in 3 years

>>914175
>someone wrestling for 2 decades is more over than a guy who was wrestling for 5 years

What a surprising discovery

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>>914146
The companies are literally indistinguishable in terms of quality

Actually no I take that back

WWE doesn't take every opportunity to shove anti-white propaganda down my throat

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>>914245
>anti-white propaganda
wut