How long until he gets buried and by who?
pic related returns tonight.
fuck that shit.
Predict how RAW will be tonight
>BEHOLD THE KING. THE KING OF KINGS
>SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN YOU'RE JUST A B+ PLAYER
>I AM THE GAME AND I'M JUST THAT DAMN GOOD
>5 minute intro of Haitch walking down ramp
>5 minutes of Haitch bragging about how good he is
>5 minutes of Roman coming down and making silly jokes about Haitch
>5 minutes of Rock literally doing the same thing
and then the actual good part of raw starts aftewards
>20 minute authority promo
>Triple H measuring his 14 times dick
>interrupted by Reigns
>no no no, you got to earnyour match with me
>YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING MATCH
>yfw Haitch announces who's gonna get introduced into the HOF as the recordbreaking 17 time world champion
acl tears really aren't detrimental anymore.
surgical procedures and rehab is fucking insane even for the average man, and WWE typically refer to the top specialty doctors for their top stars
>Implying those two shitters are anywhere near their RVD and HBKs level
>Haitch doing his 20 minute promo flanked by LoN and Vince
>Roman comes out and starts talking saying he wants his rematch now baleeb dat
>LoN makes their move towards Roman
>IF YOU SMELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELE
Search your heart you know it to be true
It's going to be so fucking shit
"THE ROCK KNOWS ROMAN REIGNS IS GOING TO WHIP YOUR CANDY ASS JUST LIKE THE ROCK DID IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCKS FAN BECAUSE YOU GOTTA SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLL AND SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING"
>mfw we can't rely on these oldies for ever
Bray really should win this feud through some 2spoopy shenanigans. Perpetually protecting a guy who shows up to work a single-digit number of times per year is a horrible idea. Plus, Bray is a large, frightening man who's a pretty good promo and the best candidate they have to be a main event heel since they insist Ambrose be a face.
The finish can be about as dirty as you can write it (though preferably with little to no interference from The Family), with Bray cheating, using SUPER CULT POWERS to turn off the lights and shit, and so on, but Bray really needs to go over.
Comparing Hulk Hogan and WWE to your average job and employee
Nah m8, it's different in the celebrity world, Hogan went on his apology tour and it wasn't like he publicly went out and acted racist, this was a leak from a private conversation and he was referring to one single person.
as soon as the whole scandal is out of peoples heads he's coming right back in.
Hogan is what's best for business after all.
Don't stop believing, anon.
he's a fucking old man. if he were so fucking awesome how come he didn't do shit when he was in Cena's corner when Cena took on Erik Rowan.
I'm sorry, but Hogan isn't employed with wwe. he isn't going to come back. just fucking accept that.
alright sure, I'll be sure to buy a t-shirt when he gets back
>mfw literally felt deflated after becky lost to a jacket
>followed up by Sasha symbolically kicking her out the ring and saying "out of my spotlight"
>followed by them not even mentioning Becky after she lost
She has improved a LOT, and she's actually a somewhat credible worker. Her sister is an absolute trainwreck in every single wrestling-related activity (horrendous in the ring, grotesque promo, trying to make Brie Mode happen). Of course, we'll see tons of her thanks to Total Divas.
>they don't want to be associated with someone who's said and done racist things
They seem to be OK with The Ultimate Warrior
>Naomis been out with an injury too now
What is going on with the divas? Ever since they called up the nxt girls last summer theyve all been getting hurt
She's better than she was, but still not up to the standards of the new girls like Bayley, Sasha, Becky etc. Plus with BMJ as her bf I just don't trust her to not Haitch the division again.
How you want your last title match, senpai?
Oh, yeah, I'm not trying to say she's as good as the new girls, but I have to give her props for genuinely trying to get better and succeeding. She could easily have just continued to be as horrible as her sister and relied entirely on Cena to carry her.
Remember when Hogan's ego destroyed WCW, TNA and it was too big for allow him to lose? Hogan's racist rant had the opposite effect on 4chan, anons forgot why they hated Hogan while normalfags forgot why they loved Hogan
So now that AJ is here
What's the biggest name to have never sign with WWE when it comes to currently active wrestlers?
>Brock gets screwed out of rumble win
>Doesn't even try to go back in and wreck Brays shit
>Just tears up a bit, shakes his head and leaves
>For what it's worth, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman are not backstage for RAW and not scheduled for tonight's show.
she's still s-smiling g-guys
>she knows it's over
>tfw I broke the Diva's Championship record with a broken fucking neck
>Owens eliminates AJ
>Zayn eliminates Owens
>mfw this booking
that would be better than what's really going to happen
"THE ROCK KNOWS ROMAN REIGNS IS GOING TO WHIP YOUR CANDY ASS JUST LIKE THE ROCK DID IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCKS FANS *PAUSES TO BREAK CHARACTOR AND GRIN WHILE PEOPLE CHANT ROCKY* BECAUSE YOU GOTTA SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLL AND SMELL *AWKWARD MISTIMED PAUSE* WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING"
>You will never watch anime with Sasha
>You will never realize you both have the same favorite member of SNSD
>You will never finish inside of her and end up making mulatto babies with her
>his T-shirt sold out almost immediately when pre-order was announced
>he's getting buried
If there is one single thing Vince listens to, its cold hard cash. If his merch flew off the proverbial shelves like that, he'll be fine.
Not saying he's FOTC or anything, just that he won't be buried if Vince can profit off him. That's just business.
It's due to the fact that WWE choose to push the two shittier wrestlers out of the "Four Horsewomen" first. All of them had such great matches in NXT because Sasha was generally involved.
IT'S HAPPENING BOYS
He's going to be upper mid card
they'll never give him a title shot unless he's a contender meant to lose and put over reigns
he'll be jobbed down to ziggler level by the end
because he's not vince's creation despite being the best wrestler in the world the past 2 years
>See some article about Styles' shirt already being sold out
>Check WWE Shop
>End up laughing at the fact that the sizes go up to 5XL
Who the hell needs shirts that big
>welcome to the wwe!!
Sasha isn't choco or 10/10. I still love her though.
I hope he has some level of understanding why hes booed. I hope he talks to Vince about it. Everything with how hes booked is extremely poor, almost chickenshit heelish. He walked out on the rumble after denying the medical staffs advice and they expect me to think hes brave and strong? If hes good enough to walk backstage for a little nap hes good enough to turn the fuck around and get back in the ring again.
Remember when Paige was everyones favorite wrestlefu until she went to Total Divas?
To be honest I thought the same thing til I started watching NXT, around the last few months of all four of the top women being there. Sasha can fucking work, literally the only time I've ever been into a WWE women's match for reasons other than T&A (based Thickie James and Trish).
Do you think Vince has seen Sunny's new porno? Wonder how he feels about a HOFer doing such a thing
(remember Triple H said Chyna won't ever make it to the HOFer cause the potential of kids looking up her name and seeing her get banged)
I never really liked her.
She was hot yeah but she was and probably still is one of the most overrated wrestlers in this era.
Literally had Austin's face when they realized she wasn't "the savior of the divas division" everyone propped her up to be
My respect for her swirled down the toilet during that SCSA podcast she did. He kept harping on how she's this 10 year veteran and she just came off time after time that those 10 years of work were really not structured or provide as much experience for legitimate wrestling as he was expecting.
I don't know if it's the WWE limiting her, but she doesn't stand out from all these girls that she supposedly is so much better than.
This fucking podcast was hard to watch got damn man
>MOI WRESTLING HERITAGE
>I'VE BEEN WRESTLING SINCE I'VE BEEN IN THE WOMB M8
I think everyone jumped the Paige ship for good when she was a judge on Tough Enough
Yawn. The Undertaker can fuck off as well. Stop bringing all of this old trash back. In their heyday of the late 90s, they wasn't having to rely on old cunts from thee early 80s like Roddy Piper and Randy Savage to try and sell a Wrestlemania. They left that to WCW. Who went broke. For relying on old cunts all the time. Exactly like the WWE are doing now.
So this is the wrestlemania card right?
Triple H vs Roman Reigns
>WWE Intercontinental Title
AJ Styles vs Dean Ambrose
Kalisto vs Del Rio
Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky
Undertaker vs Finn Balor
Brock Lesnar vs Bray Wyatt
Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn
New Day vs Usos vs JUSTley boys vs Sheamus and Rusev
>Roman struggling to walk but refuses to get on the stretcher
>comes back after a while and looks like he's in perfect health
Im actually mad roman lost. They did a good job with this storyline and investing me in its characters. I wouldnt have been mad if roman didnt get sent to the back for 30 minutes though. Good job jihn cena the new booker of wwe
But he's right. I don't care about senile Undertaker coming back - he hasn't had a good match since Mania 26. I don't care when a nostalgia act comes back because it's just further proof that the current roster is terrible.
Who else could he possibly go against?
They have to do Stink, with all the stars that are out like Cena, they need to go for the biggest money matches they can and Sting vs Taker would be a big match to get nostalgia marks back in.
>mfw old man Taker will be dragged out and shoved into another forced match
There are absolutely no viable opponents for him other than Cena, who is injured. They should wait til next year and let the guy rest up.
Bros, what was the takeaway from Ambrose lasting until the final two with HHH?
>an Asian going anywhere in Vince's WWE
Sasha gets around the locker room alot
Triple H is reinforcing the fact that there will always be a Jannetty. Shawn Michaels was his Jannetty. Jannetty was Shawn Michaels' Jannetty. And Dean is The Shield's Jannetty. He was humbling Dean and putting him in his place, letting him know that he will never ever amount to anything.
How do you think Ambrose deals with seeing a face like that? He doesn't seem like the kind of person that can keep his feelings in check.
Bury dean ambrose until he doesnt look like a twink anymore.
>50 year old haitch comes in and hes the only one with a wrestlers body except for roman minus his entire chest and stomach
I want so badly for it to be the Rock and for it to be the setup for a title match between him and Haitch rather than Roman.
I know that's not what's going to happen, but I wouldn't put it past Vince to have at least floated it.
>he won't be buried if Vince can profit off him