/wwe/ General #1783 - Regretting Signing With WWE Edition

>>913063
They're probably gonna triangle feud him with Owens/Zayn for WM right?

Or is Zayn going to throw out his arm again

>>913063
>regretting getting paid 750k at 38
yeah right

>Reigns booed again

Poor guy must be feeling shattered.

>>913071
And getting to keep his name

CODY
RHODES
IS
BACK
LADS
https://twitter.com/StardustWWE

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>>913072
Naw, he is just there to get rich

>>913072
I bet he's really broken up about getting to Main Event two wrestlemanias back-to-back, be the focus of two Rumbles back-to-back and have a comfy job for life.

>>913072
I hate this. Some days I feel bad for him when he gets booed but I can't stand him getting cheered

>debut the best wrestler of the last 20 years in the biggest promotion in the world
>give him fucking nigger music as an entrance

>>913078
His face makes me feel uneasy. It's too... I don't know, square?

>>913076
>Stardust @StardustWWE 2h2 hours ago
>Stardust is coming to an end.
Good. Cody Rhodes is criminally underrated

>>913072

They should just turn him heel. He'll never be accepted as a Cena-tier babyface.

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>>913083
His jawline is very pronounced

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pic related returns tonight.

fuck that shit.

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>major star coming back tonight
It's time bros.

>>913076
>>913084
Sounds like he's finally getting released to make room for talent like KENTA and Devitt

>>913071
I hope he has it in him to stay for a while. I need to Seth vs AJ, in a non-outlaw match

>>913076
No, he's just saying this shit, Maggle will mention how OH HE MENTINED THIS ON TWITTER WHAT DOES IT MEAN and he'll just come out as normal and maybe cut a promo about some weird shit

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Predict how RAW will be tonight
>BEHOLD THE KING. THE KING OF KINGS
>SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN YOU'RE JUST A B+ PLAYER
>I AM THE GAME AND I'M JUST THAT DAMN GOOD

>>913091
>yfw Rock returns to feud with Haitch while Roman gets thrown in the midcard
wouldn't be mad

>>913097
His profile is blacked out, he's done m8.

>>913095
>I need to Seth vs AJ, in a non-outlaw match

>I need to see Seth vs AJ in a match wrestled to the standards of a child

Haha yes me too.

>>913092
Let. Go.
they fired him, they don't want to be associated with someone who's said and done racist things.

Accept it.

>>913100
>5 minute intro of Haitch walking down ramp
>5 minutes of Haitch bragging about how good he is
>5 minutes of Roman coming down and making silly jokes about Haitch
>5 minutes of Rock literally doing the same thing
and then the actual good part of raw starts aftewards

>>913051
Who would Randy fight at Mania, they wouldn't go for Sheamus again.. right?

>>913103
>both of them more experienced
>working with better equipment

I know, it would be awesome

>>913076
>>913097
>>913102
>his profile is blacked out
>BLACKED
>he's married to a black woman

Cuckdy Rhodes debuts tonight lads.

Just for reference, at Wrestlemania, Triple H will be about the same age Hulk Hogan was in the Spring of 2000

>>913100
>20 minute authority promo
>Triple H measuring his 14 times dick
>interrupted by Reigns
>rematch clause
>no no no, you got to earnyour match with me
>testicle joke
>YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING MATCH

>>913108
THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

>>913108
styles.

>>913109
>horrifically dumbed down
>one of them carrying a back injury
>one post-ACL Tear

Even as far as dream matches go in this horrifically banal company, that's not a very good one, you bore.

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>>913100
>yfw Haitch announces who's gonna get introduced into the HOF as the recordbreaking 17 time world champion

>>913105
>implying Hulk doesn't deserve another Wrestlemania moment
Lmao

>>913108
Tweener Bork vs Tweener Orton could have been interesting, but idk what the original plans for the both of them were

>>913117
>muh ACL injury
>muh back injury

RVD and HBK faggot

>>913105
>they don't want to be associated with someone who's said and done racist things.
18+

>>913123
Bork is 100% fighting Wyatt

>>913117
acl tears really aren't detrimental anymore.

surgical procedures and rehab is fucking insane even for the average man, and WWE typically refer to the top specialty doctors for their top stars

>>913126
Are both leagues ahead of Seth and operated in an era wherein WWE offered higher quality of matches? Nice to know! Raise your standards, kiddo.

>>913122
he's in his fucking 60's.
he can't pass the fitness test.
Stop being delusional.

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>>913126
>Implying those two shitters are anywhere near their RVD and HBKs level

>>913072
I wonder how the locker room felt since they were apparently upset with the fans that booed him last year

>Haitch doing his 20 minute promo flanked by LoN and Vince
>Roman comes out and starts talking saying he wants his rematch now baleeb dat
>LoN makes their move towards Roman
>IF YOU SMELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELE
Search your heart you know it to be true

>>913127
>18+
yeah, sorry bro, but the real world isn't fucking 4chan, if you mouth off about niggers and jews don't be surprised if you get fucking shitcanned from your job

>>913130
>top speciality doctors
>haven't cleared Daniel Bryan

>>913132
Brother, do you honestly think ANYONE on the roster can compete with those pythons he calls arms? I don't think so. Why don't you stop being delusional.

>>913135
>implying he won't just superman punch every single one of them himself
I'm really sick of cowardly, weak heel champions.

>>913135
It's going to be so fucking shit

"THE ROCK KNOWS ROMAN REIGNS IS GOING TO WHIP YOUR CANDY ASS JUST LIKE THE ROCK DID IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCKS FAN BECAUSE YOU GOTTA SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLL AND SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING"

>>913142
You know for a fact that there's more to that story then what we're being told

>>913143
BIGGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD DUDE

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>>913132
>mfw we can't rely on these oldies for ever
>mfw LIFE

>>913013

Bray really should win this feud through some 2spoopy shenanigans. Perpetually protecting a guy who shows up to work a single-digit number of times per year is a horrible idea. Plus, Bray is a large, frightening man who's a pretty good promo and the best candidate they have to be a main event heel since they insist Ambrose be a face.

The finish can be about as dirty as you can write it (though preferably with little to no interference from The Family), with Bray cheating, using SUPER CULT POWERS to turn off the lights and shit, and so on, but Bray really needs to go over.

>>913131
>>913133
The point is that those injuries aren't shit since treatment for such injuries has only improved

>>913140
Comparing Hulk Hogan and WWE to your average job and employee

Nah m8, it's different in the celebrity world, Hogan went on his apology tour and it wasn't like he publicly went out and acted racist, this was a leak from a private conversation and he was referring to one single person.
as soon as the whole scandal is out of peoples heads he's coming right back in.
Hogan is what's best for business after all.

>>913154
As long as they don't suffer from Displaced Smile Syndrome.

MAJOR Return tonight according to WWE's Twitter.
Probably just The Rock.

>>913155
Post that shit on your computer pussy.

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S-she's going to o-overcome the o-odds right?

>>913154
Too bad WWE still offers a child-sanitized wrestling product.
Who cares about dream-matches when they take place in a fed that hampers talent to such embarrassing levels?

>>912636
>>912636
>>912636

damn

http://www.eonline.com/shows/total_divas/news/733675/total-divas-star-nikki-bella-to-undergo-neck-surgery-find-out-if-she-ll-be-returning-to-the-wwe

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>yfw Ambrose in the final 2

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Nikki Bella is having surgery that might be career ending

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in4bliss

>>913170
why god why

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>>913167
>>913170
Enough

>>913167
everyone
is
injured

What the fuck

>>913167
>>913170
Awesome! Less Bellas

>>913167
>>913170
Sad. She was getting better and carried those matches with Charlotte.

>>913152
They shouldve gone over Taker and Kane, them losing made 0 fucking sense when Kane could've just taken the pin for Taker

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>>913161
Don't stop believing, anon.

>>913167
>>913170

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCXKKKK

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How you like your camera work senpai?

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>>913143
he's a fucking old man. if he were so fucking awesome how come he didn't do shit when he was in Cena's corner when Cena took on Erik Rowan.

I'm sorry, but Hogan isn't employed with wwe. he isn't going to come back. just fucking accept that.

>>913157
alright sure, I'll be sure to buy a t-shirt when he gets back

>>913182
Taker needed to look stronk heading into mania.

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>>913167
>>913170
>thikki will be gone instead of Brie
Why live

>>913179
18+
PJWTS
Have sex
Lose weight

>>913186
shit happens

>>913167
>>913170
I won't miss her, desu. She's shat up the division for too long. I don't wish injury upon her but I will not be sad to see her go.

>people actually watch raw
How do u guys do it? I could barely stand the 2 hour shitfest it used to be but fuck 3 hours?

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>>913183
>mfw literally felt deflated after becky lost to a jacket
>followed up by Sasha symbolically kicking her out the ring and saying "out of my spotlight"
>followed by them not even mentioning Becky after she lost

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>>913194
>that jacket

>>913191
>AJs debut
>GUYS GUYS ROMANS FACE ROMANS FACE GET ROMANS FACE

>>913193
I stopped watching during shit rollins reign. It's seems to be getting interesting again though and roster depth looks good so I'll just record and skim through it like I normally do

>>913192
She has improved a LOT, and she's actually a somewhat credible worker. Her sister is an absolute trainwreck in every single wrestling-related activity (horrendous in the ring, grotesque promo, trying to make Brie Mode happen). Of course, we'll see tons of her thanks to Total Divas.

>>913193
I like.roman reigns

>>913167

Good. Hopefully she never wrestles again. Literally the cancer of the divas division.

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>>913105
>they don't want to be associated with someone who's said and done racist things
They seem to be OK with The Ultimate Warrior

>>913194
When she feuds with Sasha people can chant "SASHA'S NOT JACKET."

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https://twitter.com/WWERoadDogg/status/691660040147722240

>Naomis been out with an injury too now

What is going on with the divas? Ever since they called up the nxt girls last summer theyve all been getting hurt

>>913199
She's better than she was, but still not up to the standards of the new girls like Bayley, Sasha, Becky etc. Plus with BMJ as her bf I just don't trust her to not Haitch the division again.

>>913207
>Naomi

lol who cares about that egomaniac

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>>913194
How you want your last title match, senpai?

>>913210
shes better than the one holding the title right now

>>913204

all he said was
>queering doesn't make the world work

hogan said nigga, which is a no-go in the usa.

plus hogan is mainstream - warrior wasn't.

>>913207
It's not just divas, it's the entire roster.

2015 was literally full of injuries that derailed a lot of WWE's plans

>>913210
Oh, yeah, I'm not trying to say she's as good as the new girls, but I have to give her props for genuinely trying to get better and succeeding. She could easily have just continued to be as horrible as her sister and relied entirely on Cena to carry her.

>>913218
well, thank god there's TNA and LU

Why did based team B.A.D not come out with Sasha?

>>913204
unfortunate double standard; you can get away with not liking gays in america, but you can't get with being racists.

>>913223
This is Sasha's singles push

>>913221
I really don't care about TNA anymore after the whole AJ situation.
The tweet they sent out last night was even in poor taste.

>>913122
Remember when Hogan's ego destroyed WCW, TNA and it was too big for allow him to lose? Hogan's racist rant had the opposite effect on 4chan, anons forgot why they hated Hogan while normalfags forgot why they loved Hogan

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So now that AJ is here

What's the biggest name to have never sign with WWE when it comes to currently active wrestlers?

>>913223
Tamina is shit and Naomi is injured so they're probably going to split them up.

>>913226

What did they say?

>>913105
WELL LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER

>>913228
The Young Cucks

>>913216
Maybe in the ring, but Charlotte plays a way better heel than Nikki does and they insisted on having the Bellas act heel 50% of the time.

>>913231
WELL LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, NIGGER

>>913224
>>913217
Warrior said some Iranian student to wear a towel on his head and he mocked the victims of the hurricane Katrina

>>913230
An obvious snide remark continuation to show how bitter they are:
https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/691463393711124480

>>913227
>because having moral standards is wrong on 4chan

>>913147

Kek

>>913228
Do Japs count?

>>913170
Thank god, now she can just be a legitimate gold digger and live off Cena's hardwork freely, instead of acting like she is supporting herself like she used to do

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>Brock gets screwed out of rumble win
>Doesn't even try to go back in and wreck Brays shit
>Just tears up a bit, shakes his head and leaves
>For what it's worth, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman are not backstage for RAW and not scheduled for tonight's show.

JUST

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she's still s-smiling g-guys
>she knows it's over

Why did Roman look like he was crying all night while in the RR

>>913250
Samoans get mad when they're told they're not winning.

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>tfw I broke the Diva's Championship record with a broken fucking neck

>>913228

Jay Lethal
Christopher Daniels
The Young Bucks (although they definitely still have time to sign)
Adam Cole (see Young Bucks, The)

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>>913228

>outlaw shitters
>big names
>500(packed)

lel

>>913232

>tag team

>>913242

>chinks

>>913248
she'll get released and go back to whiskey and weed.

>>913259
Totally forgot about Daniels.

>tfw no Bad Influence in WWE
>tfw Bobby Roo is still in TNA
JUST

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>Owens eliminates AJ
>Zayn eliminates Owens
>mfw this booking

>>913248
I can see the JUST in her eyes

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>>913262
>lolmemes

>>913248
Can we talk about how much she was rushing her spots last night?
There was a point where she was trying to do like four moves at once.

>>913245

>Brock is Brays bitch and just leaves
>Bray is haitch bitch

THE GAMES OF THE GAME KEK

>>913146
that would be better than what's really going to happen

"THE ROCK KNOWS ROMAN REIGNS IS GOING TO WHIP YOUR CANDY ASS JUST LIKE THE ROCK DID IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCKS FANS *PAUSES TO BREAK CHARACTOR AND GRIN WHILE PEOPLE CHANT ROCKY* BECAUSE YOU GOTTA SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLL AND SMELL *AWKWARD MISTIMED PAUSE* WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb2mcuE-Y6w

ROMAN FUCKIN' BURIED

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>You will never watch anime with Sasha
>You will never realize you both have the same favorite member of SNSD
>You will never finish inside of her and end up making mulatto babies with her

>>913281
>you will never force cuckaze to watch

>>913278
Those Haitch plates are really dank

>>913278
Best side plates so far.

>>913278
>not shovel side plates
Fuck sake, one job.

>>913278
Those are some beautiful plates

>>913063
>his T-shirt sold out almost immediately when pre-order was announced
>he's getting buried

If there is one single thing Vince listens to, its cold hard cash. If his merch flew off the proverbial shelves like that, he'll be fine.

Not saying he's FOTC or anything, just that he won't be buried if Vince can profit off him. That's just business.

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I can't wait to see Cody in his trunks tonight

>>913270
Probably nervous as fuck, it being arguably her biggest match yet. She still seems a bit shaky with the way things are done on the main roster.

>>913289
Unless you're going to be there live, he will be appearing on superstars, if at all.

>>913076

CODY RHODES MAIN EVENT PUSH FUCKING WHEN !?

>>913228
Probably based Curry Man or the Young Bucks, if we are counting overness in the US and not in Japan or Mexico.

>>913289
....damn

>>913267
Owens fucking KILLED IT in the Rumble, and all the booking around him was 10/10. Literally everything he did meant something and was interesting

>>913289
>ywn have that meat stuffed down your throat
why live

>>913270
It's due to the fact that WWE choose to push the two shittier wrestlers out of the "Four Horsewomen" first. All of them had such great matches in NXT because Sasha was generally involved.

>>913289
Is that the only way you can get a 10/10 choco partner? I'm out of luck if so.

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>its a gay thread

>yfw Drew Mcintyre and Derrick Bateman return to WWE

>>913297
>Owens hobbles to the ring
>he eliminates Styles like nothing

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POST YOUR FACE WHEN HAITCH GOES OVER CLEAN ON WRESTLEMANIA

>>913306
Adrenaline

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>>913303
>he can't appreciate perfect physical specimen

>>913301

Sasha seems like enough of a turbo weeb to be with a white guy

I wish I stood a chance

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>https://twitter.com/WWE/status/691734090740011009
IT'S HAPPENING BOYS

BASED GUY

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>>913308

>>913063

He's going to be upper mid card

they'll never give him a title shot unless he's a contender meant to lose and put over reigns

he'll be jobbed down to ziggler level by the end

because he's not vince's creation despite being the best wrestler in the world the past 2 years

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>>913308

>>913314
>ziggler in full on just mode

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>>913308

>>913314
JARVIS SOLID
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>913308
If he's working with Roman, this is my face because I won't be watching.

Owens eliminating Styles

https://streamable.com/tvjm

That was a pretty based pose mock

>>913318
But he sold out his merch.

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>See some article about Styles' shirt already being sold out
>Check WWE Shop
>End up laughing at the fact that the sizes go up to 5XL

Who the hell needs shirts that big

>>913308
>>913323
>HHH vs Roman
>two guys who have needed to rely on others to carry them and to put on watchable matches
This is gonna be one of the worst Mania main events ever

>>913332
Americans, Mexicans and the British.

>>913332
the average fan of nxt

Kinda wish AJ was a little younger, i mean he can still go but his best years were wasted

>>913228
Jarvis Solid

It's impressive how so many of you can pretend to like the Divas

>>913335
So, 99% of WWE's fanbase then?

>>913328
He's good for maybe 5 years
He'll need a title push this year to stay relevant, you know Vince is too much of a retard to book him right

>>913343
Indeed

>>913342
I genuinely want Sasha Banks to step on my dick

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>>913342
Becky is /wwe/'s girl

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>>913327
>welcome to the wwe!!

based fatass

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>>913313
Sasha isn't choco or 10/10. I still love her though.

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>>913346

Why does it seem like wrestlers are much more respected and seem to be borderline celebrities in Japan than America?

>>913072
I hope he has some level of understanding why hes booed. I hope he talks to Vince about it. Everything with how hes booked is extremely poor, almost chickenshit heelish. He walked out on the rumble after denying the medical staffs advice and they expect me to think hes brave and strong? If hes good enough to walk backstage for a little nap hes good enough to turn the fuck around and get back in the ring again.

>>913350
Becky is that kid you knew growing up who tried so desperately to be seen as "cool".

>>913347
>>913350
The matches are still boring as fuck

>>913338
WWE has been like 10 years too late on most of these recent signees

>Samoa Joe, styles, Aries, Sting

WWE's main roster is soon going to look like TNA in 2005

>>913352
>JoJo
Oh God, my dick

>>913359
and became an alcoholic when people rejected her.

>>913356
>japan
there's your answer

>>913356
Asians are sperglords, Japs especially because of Hiroshima.

>>913356
Probably because the leading Japanese promotion focuses on ringwork as the core of its product.

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Remember when Paige was everyones favorite wrestlefu until she went to Total Divas?

>>913371
No because shes always been a whore

>>913356
Because New Japan doesnt insult their audience on a weekly basis

>>913371
I've always thought she was overrated.

>>913371

No because she's got an ugly face and uglier voice

>>913371
It was more the feud with AJ when people realized she can't actually wrestle.

>>913332
Kevin Owen's fans

>>913371
You can tell she's a giant bitch in real life. It's hard to know if she's even good looking under a pound of makeup.

>>913342
To be honest I thought the same thing til I started watching NXT, around the last few months of all four of the top women being there. Sasha can fucking work, literally the only time I've ever been into a WWE women's match for reasons other than T&A (based Thickie James and Trish).

Do you think Vince has seen Sunny's new porno? Wonder how he feels about a HOFer doing such a thing
(remember Triple H said Chyna won't ever make it to the HOFer cause the potential of kids looking up her name and seeing her get banged)

>>913377
>beats AJ for title
>shit reign for four months
>AJ comes back and beats her in 20 seconds
>everyone marks out
that was pretty much the end of any real Paige love desu

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>>913371
I never really liked her.

She was hot yeah but she was and probably still is one of the most overrated wrestlers in this era.

Literally had Austin's face when they realized she wasn't "the savior of the divas division" everyone propped her up to be

Sasha looked hot for once cause she got this crazy fake pink hair makes her look like a full trap

>>913371
My respect for her swirled down the toilet during that SCSA podcast she did. He kept harping on how she's this 10 year veteran and she just came off time after time that those 10 years of work were really not structured or provide as much experience for legitimate wrestling as he was expecting.

I don't know if it's the WWE limiting her, but she doesn't stand out from all these girls that she supposedly is so much better than.

That dude who brought that yu-gi-oh card sign last night had the best sign

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>>913386

>her erratic interview with austin

>>913388
She looked better with brown hair in nxt

was it just me or did sasha look T H I C K when she came out?

>>913386
Christ, how many times did she touch her hair during that

>>913371
No.

I always thought she was over rated as fuck as a wrestler. Also is pretty trashy as a woman. No clue how anyone could find a slot like her attractive.

>>913396
I thought she looked a bit bigger. Maybe her ring attire is just smaller or something.
>inb4 she becomes fat like Paige

>>913396
https://streamable.com/ef3f

Literally want her to sit on my face 2bh

>>913397
Kevin Dunn probably kept telling her to move her hair so people can see her cleavage

>>913397
She wanted to get stunned by the rattlesnake my dude.

>>913386
>>913371
This happens with literally every 'alt' chick

>>913404
You know a bitch is ugly when her face is that caked up in makeup.
Like damn, the amount they put on her is ridiculous, they should save some for charlie flair.

>the League of Nations beat down Reigns
>they don't throw him back into the ring so someone can actually eliminate him

Come on Vince.

>>913386
This fucking podcast was hard to watch got damn man

>MOI WRESTLING HERITAGE
>I'VE BEEN WRESTLING SINCE I'VE BEEN IN THE WOMB M8

I think everyone jumped the Paige ship for good when she was a judge on Tough Enough

>>913397
She's a huge Stone Cold mark and wanted his rattlesnake very badly.

>>913415
HUG ME BOSS MAN

>>913414
Sasha is disgusting, as is Charlotte

>>913419
That was my point, yes.

>>913415
yeah, that's good

>>913396
Yeah she looked thicker than usual. Still not thick like bases nikki though rest in piece

>The Rock

Yawn. The Undertaker can fuck off as well. Stop bringing all of this old trash back. In their heyday of the late 90s, they wasn't having to rely on old cunts from thee early 80s like Roddy Piper and Randy Savage to try and sell a Wrestlemania. They left that to WCW. Who went broke. For relying on old cunts all the time. Exactly like the WWE are doing now.

So this is the wrestlemania card right?

>WWE WHC
Triple H vs Roman Reigns

>WWE Intercontinental Title
AJ Styles vs Dean Ambrose

>US Title
Kalisto vs Del Rio

>Divas Title
Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky

Undertaker vs Finn Balor

Brock Lesnar vs Bray Wyatt

Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn

>Tag Titles
New Day vs Usos vs JUSTley boys vs Sheamus and Rusev

>>913428
Keep that edge sharp homie

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>>913415
>Roman struggling to walk but refuses to get on the stretcher
>comes back after a while and looks like he's in perfect health

>>913063

I want Cena to make a speedy recovery and just BURY the guy under 6 tons of cow shit.

>>913430
That's dumbest card I've seen so far

>People who think they're doing 2 major move ups from NXT just for Wrestlemania
S T O P
T
O
P

THEYRE COMING THE NIGHT AFTER YOU DENSE CUNTS

>>913430
Ambrose will fight Jericho I'm pretty sure.

If not, 4 way between Zayn, Owens, Styles and Ambrose for the IC title.

They also won't throw Balor into the deep end that quickly.

>>913442
Who came up with this?

>>913357

Honestly I don't think he cares, he's doing what Vince is booking him to do for his great paycheck.

Im actually mad roman lost. They did a good job with this storyline and investing me in its characters. I wouldnt have been mad if roman didnt get sent to the back for 30 minutes though. Good job jihn cena the new booker of wwe

>>913446

Probably Vince.

>>913445
Who is Taker going to fight

>inb4 stink

>>913415

Then who the fuck would they have HHH eliminate then?

>>913442
>WWE's idea of "comedy"
No thanks

I get enough of that with Reigns' promos

>>913442
That looks like CRAP

>>913453
Kane

>>913432
But he's right. I don't care about senile Undertaker coming back - he hasn't had a good match since Mania 26. I don't care when a nostalgia act comes back because it's just further proof that the current roster is terrible.

>>913453
Who else could he possibly go against?
They have to do Stink, with all the stars that are out like Cena, they need to go for the biggest money matches they can and Sting vs Taker would be a big match to get nostalgia marks back in.

>>913458
>Agreeing with yourself

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>mfw old man Taker will be dragged out and shoved into another forced match
There are absolutely no viable opponents for him other than Cena, who is injured. They should wait til next year and let the guy rest up.

>>913455
WHAT'S THAT TATER TOTS?

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>>913442
>animated adult wrestling "comedy"

>>913194
Feels good man. Becky is shit. Paige is shit. Glad these two are out of the picture. Can't wait till Sasha, Asuka and Athena are trading the belt back and forth.

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Bros, what was the takeaway from Ambrose lasting until the final two with HHH?

>>913467
>animated adult wrestling "comedy"
>likely not gonna have that much "adult" humour anyway

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>>913468
>an Asian going anywhere in Vince's WWE

>>913453
18+

>>913471
Poo caca is adult and raunchy dude

>>913471
when i saw the promo live yesterday, they censored something sarge said. might have been shit or fuck.

Is BMJ out for Mania?

>>913470
>wearing clothes like that in a desert
MAD MAN
A
D

>>913470
It was done purely to deflect from how hard the crowd would have popped if HHH had put Reigns over the top to win. He'll be back to doing nothing feuds in the midcard.

>>913474
>>913460
>stink
>a draw
only time Stink ever drew was when based Hollywood was carrying the company

>>913473
I can't wait for Suzuki Toyota to win the IC title honestly

>>913470
HHH is a heel so they wanted him to get heat by eliminating someone the crowd actually liked

>>913479

John, Randy, Seth, Nikki, and Cesaro are out.

>>913479
Yes or no and he comes back on a surprise raw or FastLane

>>913470
I thought Renee Young was his girl

why is he riding Sasha Banks?

>>913477
It's going to be so weird hearing PG stars swear. Why would they make an adult show anyway?

>>913453
Jeff Farmer

>>913480
HAHA THAT MAN IS A LUNATIC MAGGLE

>>913486
What about Bry Bry

Is Taima not working right now?

>>913453

Kane in a dual retirement match. Crowd will eat it up.

>>913493
Gone forever. Nobody cares about him anymore. He'll go off and die in a bingo hall somewhere.

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Sasha gets around the locker room alot

Pic related

>>913490
i think seth green is involved. make of that what you will.

>>913470
Triple H is reinforcing the fact that there will always be a Jannetty. Shawn Michaels was his Jannetty. Jannetty was Shawn Michaels' Jannetty. And Dean is The Shield's Jannetty. He was humbling Dean and putting him in his place, letting him know that he will never ever amount to anything.

>>913493
No one even remembers or cares about him

>>913497
Guaranteed to be a million times more entertaining than raw.

>>913497
If this isn't watered down censored shit then it could actually be a fun show desu. A lot of the stars are based irl.

>>913497
>New Gay
No thanks

>>913497
>Ride Along with the whole New Day crew
I'm hyped 2bh

>>913500
That look in its eye, you just KNOW

>>913506
18+ my friend

>>913500
One of her better pictures.

>>913482
HHH eliminated him and they popped for both that and HHH winning anyways

>>913502
>trying this hard to ignore the fact the Reigns is the janetty with booking that's desperataely trying to make him the shawn michaels

>>913505

You don't have to swear to make adult comdey.

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>>913511
>Bronie telling others 18+

>>913500
Is she trying to do the undertaker thing with her eyes there

>>913506
Hi 4chan

>>913511
Hi leddit

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>>913500
How do you think Ambrose deals with seeing a face like that? He doesn't seem like the kind of person that can keep his feelings in check.

>>913470
STANDING

>>913500
Just look at the difference between his fingers on Renee and his fingers on Sasha.
Poor Beeg.

>>913528
ON THE EDGE
OF THE MIDCARD

>>913506
I hate those nogs too

>>913527

Renee says that he's actually very level headed.

Bury dean ambrose until he doesnt look like a twink anymore.

>50 year old haitch comes in and hes the only one with a wrestlers body except for roman minus his entire chest and stomach

Embarassing

>>913486
Cesaro "might" make it before then. He got injured back in Nov. And it would take him 4 months to heal.

Major star returning tonight, who is it? The Undertaker needs to find an opponent for Wrestlemania I guess.

>>913537

Reports say he won't be back til May.

>>913542
FastLane is the taker build up not RR.

IM AN ASS MAN

>>913542
Rock. I'd bet my life on it.

>>913527
The look on Dean's face says "that fucking potato is supposed to be me?"

>>913531
LIKE MCMAHON ONCE SAID

>>913542
Batista vs Haitch its literally 2005 wrestlemania edition

>>913083
his jaw and cheeks are so wide that is makes his head look unnatural

>>913548
I want so badly for it to be the Rock and for it to be the setup for a title match between him and Haitch rather than Roman.

I know that's not what's going to happen, but I wouldn't put it past Vince to have at least floated it.

>>913542
Arent they in Miami tonight?

Guarantee its Rock and he'll confront Triple H about last nights events

>>913527
Roman
>Just smile and get it over with
Dean
>Just fuck my shit up
Seth
>A+ smile for the A+ player

>>913551
I'M LUNATIC
I'M WILD
I'M WAKING UP INSIDE
A HAIRLINE OF BROKEN GLASS
DEFILED
DEEP INSIDE
THE ABANDONED MADMAN

>>913535
You can be level headed enough to know not to make fun of a cripple but you can still lack the physical ability to hide your disgust of them.

>>913542
cody rhodes

>>913542
Rock helps out Roman

If they're in Miami he won't get booed even if he mentions his cousin

Rock won't be wrestling at WM

>>913542

Guy Fieri.

WACKYLINE

>>913566
Thats not even a minor star

>>913542
Hollywood rock comes back, puts over haitch and buries roman

IF YA SMEELLLLELELELELE

>>913569
May as well call it the memeline from here on out

>>913542
>Undertaker

Please no. We get it, he's having a match at Wrestlemania.

>>913573
based Rock killing Roman's career

>>913556
Rock comes out to save Roman but attacks him in a swerve. HHH vs. Roman vs. Rock at Mania

>>913577
This will help roman by givimg him an actual advesary and betrayal

>>913583
>>913583
>>913583
>>913583

>>913281
How did beeg get so good at crying?

>>913564
Okie dokes dr phil

>>913562
Honestly, Roman's smile looks the most sincere. Seth's smile is more like HAHA THERE'S NO SETH! SUCK IT FAGS! I WON'T LET YOU TWO LIVE THIS DOWN!

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What websites do you guys use to watch Raw live?

>>913434
This legit made me mad last night

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>>913288
>he won't be buried if Vince can profit off him

That's hilarious

>>913593
My TV

>>913442
>Rusev is actually just fat fat
Vince's hatred for him and Lana continue

>>913593
>watching Raw live
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>913267
Owens is legit top heel. He's too perfect at it