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How long will his promo tonight be?
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>>914122
Solid 20 min
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>>914122
20 Minutes at the start, another 20 at the end.
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>>914122

HERES THE THING YOU DONT GET ROMAN
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TIME TO PLAY THE HAITCH
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>>914122
111 minutes
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Roman won't talk in this show, he'll be the angry dude who will spear everyone
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>>914131
>>914131
YA SEE-UHHHHHH
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It hurts, bros.
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>>914084
Because he killed Kid career, dont bring that unsafe shitter to main roster pls.
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BRIE MODE
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How would the wwe book everyone if they had the exact same roster now, except it's 2003?
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THING IS ROMAN
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10 minutes of boredom and then 5 minutes of cringe when The Rock shows up
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>>914141

phs
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>>914105
Joe might be there to train up tomorrow's stars. He doesn't exactly have the WWE look.
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>people mad about Haitch being champ

top heh
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Who is best wrestlefu and why is it Sasha?
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>>914144
>HHH is the Champ
>fat guy is jobbing in the midcard

Yeah about right.
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>next seven weeks of 20-minute hhh promos
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When will Kurt Angle come back?
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THE THING YOU DONT GET ROMAN IS IVE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS FOR 21 YEARS AND THE SAME WAY I GOT OVER IN 2000 I GOT OVER LAST NIGHT, 16 YEARS LATER I BOOKED MYSELF INTO THE MAIN EVENT ROMAN
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>>914141
Feels pretty good, actually. Hopefully Charlotte joins her in mediocrity after Sasha grabs the belt at Mania. Call up Asuka, Bayley and Athena and will can finally have a GOAT womens division.
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>>914156
>That face
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Booker T btfo'd the rock's return
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>>914165

PJWTS
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>>914156
Holy shit they managed to make seabiscuit uglier by mixing grapefruits in with the shamhorse.
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>>914160
never ever
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>>914122
>>914162

What's this kid's name? He looks like he has a bright future.
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>>914132
>TEW 2016 recently announced
?
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>>914168
>>>/lgbt/
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>>914156
Fucking gross
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>>914156
>ridiculous hair
>skinny twig arms
>part nigger

Nah, I'm alright.
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>>914177

Get laid
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Of all the qt 3.14 asians in Nipland, why did they settle for this disgusting cow?
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>>914132

What the hell is that? Just looked it up and it sounds like GM mode from SvR 2007 which was my jam.
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>>914156
Bayley. Can't beat that ass.
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>>914179

You are literally gay. Literally. Please leave.
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[5 minute Motorhead entrance]
[audible boos from the crowd]

LAST NIGHT AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE

I BEAT 29 OTHER SUPERSTARS TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

TOSSING OUT ROMAN REIGNS MADE THE WHOLE NIGHT BETTER

BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING ROMAN, WHEN YOU SPEARED ME ONE MONTH AGO YOU MADE IT PERSONAL

I OFFERED YOU THE SPOT

HELL, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO SHAKE MY HAND

BUT YOU CHOSE TO OPPOSE ME

WHEN YOU BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME IN THIS VERY RING

MY RING

YOU PLAYED THE GAME

AND WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME

THE GAME ALWAYS WINS

BECAUSE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN, I'M BETTER THAN YOU

I'M BETTER THAN YOU AS A WRESTLER

AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU AS A MAN
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>>914181
>This coming from a fag unironically using the term "wrestlefu"
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>>914179
Chyna and Sunny duo getting BLACKED porn when?
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>>914183
I think Asuka is very pretty.
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>>914156

Torrie
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>>914178
I miss Gail Kim so much. WWE treated her like trash despite being one of the most talented female wrestlers they ever had.
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>>914192

I wouldn't call her "pretty" but she is cute.
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>>914183
faggot
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>>914187
So HHH and X-Pac are gay too? Thought not.
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>>914165
what a faggot
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>>914183
To attract the JAV audience.
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>>914190

That wasn't me chump.
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>>914183
She's ridiculously sexy. She has a natural lewdness to her, you can't buy that.
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>>914193
>Torrie will never be your wife
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/wwe/ have you been beat up properly?
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>>914194
She's a salty bitch though. She eliminated herself in her last match thinking she was making some sort of a statement when most people didn't even notice or care.
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>>914198

>So HHH and X-Pac are gay too?

Yes they are.

>All these weaboos calling Asuka sexy
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>>914194
That's what she gets for being asian
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>>914184
It's the most addictive thing fucking ever, basically what you say but without ever seeing the matches, and extremely complex and (if you choose) having every wrestler on the planet.
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Is stream sp still kill?
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>>914183
>>>/lgbt/
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>>914214

>We want the JAV anime watching audience
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>>914212

I gotta get in on this.

Only version I saw on steam was from like 2010 though so if there's a more recent one I assume I'd be better off with that.
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>>914184
It's fun with wrestling & spreadsheets.
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>>914192
>>914196
>>914197
>>914202
>>914214

VIRGINS
I
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G
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S
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>>914207
Such a pity she peaked in an era where she was the ONLY woman who could wrestle. Imagine if she was going now.
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>>914215
Whats the name of that sport were the losing woman has to be fucked by a nigger?
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>>914138
I DID WHATS BEST FOR BUSINESS
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>>914220
>not knowing the difference between being pretty and being sexual

Literal kissless virgin
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>>914176
It's like Football Manager for wrestling fans. You play the role of a booker/owner of a promotion and sign workers and book shows. It can get pretty autistic, but it's fun. 2016 was announced earlier this month.

http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=532757
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>>914210
>Yes they are.

Haitch surely loves it when Steph dons the 12 inch strap-on and fucks him like Haitch fucked Roman last night.
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>>914220

I just said she's cute man.

There's nothing wrong with being cute though not pretty. I'd also say she's sexy. It's like a venn diagram, just because you're in one of those three categories does not necessarily mean you're going to be all.
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>>914218
I just found a torrent, you want TEW 2013, then go on the forums and download the data pack that someone makes (It's in a thread with his name on it) with the Jan 2016 real world rasslers. Or a historical one if you want, ever wanted to be in charge of late 90s ECW or WCW? Now you can.
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>>914207
Isn't she witn Edge
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>>914227
Thats cool, might check it out.

>>914231
But the women ALWAYS wins in marriages.
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>>914214

>Asuka will never do this spot on Layla
>Layla will never wake up and reciprocate
>It'll never get so hot and heavy between them WWE has to take an unscheduled commercial break before clothes start coming off
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Superior asian coming through

>tfw Dollhouse had one of the most interesting and unique aura to them with the perfect gimmick, perfect look and the perfect entrance music
>tfw TNA literally ruined it within like two weeks
>tfw TNA continues to run the stable to the ground
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>>914233
Yes. I think they have a kid too.
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>>914236

Have sex
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>>914238
She used to be a man, right?
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>>914238
Is that Yoshi Tatsu
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>>914238

Is it difficult being a blind wrestling fan?
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>>914227
Is it the same thing as EWR? It was pretty interesting, but I didn't have the patience to book every match and every segment for each show. I just wanted to macro manage shit.
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>>914246
>I don't have the patience to micro manage
>I just wanted to micro manage
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>>914239
it's adorable that edge and christian became dads at the same time
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>>914249
Read that again m80
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>>914246
Yes. Made by same developer. TEW is a MUCH more complex version of EWR. If you thought TEW was too deep, stay away from TEW.
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>Highlight Reel
>The Cutting Edge
>Miz TV

For what purpose?
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>Kurt Angle didn't show last night
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>>914246
>>914253
Err, I meant:

If you thought EWR was too deep, stay away from TEW.

EWR = pretty simple/easy
TEW = very deep/complex
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>>914156
Layla. Just the right amount of thickness.
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>>914252
Whoops.

Who the fuck says macromanage anyway
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>>914250
I loved it when they both had their long haired, surfer look going.
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>>914260

Why would he, did you REALLY think HHH would let Kurt anywhere near him winning the WWEWHC?
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>>914250
>childhood friends
>be huge wrestling fans together
>break into the wrestling industry together
>retire at around the same time together
>have children at around the same time together
>milk your legacy with your new show on the WWE Network that you can watch for only $9.99 together
>tfw you will never have a bro like this in your life ever
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>>914262
Pity she had absolutely no talent. She just should've been a valet, accompanying someone to the ring every match in that exact outfit.
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>>914268
Having an ass like that is talent in it of itself
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So does this pretty much guarantee a student vs mentor Rollins vs HHH Wrestlemania headliner match?
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>>914267
feels awful man
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>>914266

No
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>>914262

Thanks, I'm gay now
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>>914266
kurt couldnt even reach the ring without any of his meds.
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>>914264
As bad as the Bellas are, at least we will never see Kelly Kelly ever again.

She wasn't even attractive, there was something uncanny about that completely blank look in her eyes, like she was LITERALLY an animated Barbie Doll (pun intended I guess).
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>>914270

Seth Rollins is injured you dumbass tripcuck
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>>914267

They didnt retire around the same time the fuck you on about
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>>914273
after watching that there's about a 1/4 chance you have herpes
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>>914220
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T


KILL YOURSELF
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>>914268
regal ruined it by getting busted for roids, she was his hot valet
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>>914269
I guess, which is why 100% of her booking should've been based around giving it as much screentime as possible.
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>>914264
>>914264
>>914276

Somebody say Kelly Kelly?
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>>914277
And how long until Wrestlemania?

Do you not know how time works?
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>>914156
Nia Jax because I just like huge bitches in general
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>>914281
Fuck, Regal's last run is the only thing I missed during my hiatus that I am salty about. I'm another one of those guys that gave up in 07 and didn't come back until Punk started ripping it up.
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>>914253
TEW has a better interface, though.
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HUGE SUPERSTAR CONFIRMED TO RETURN

It's probably just Randy right?

>booker said it's going to be "sweet"

Hm
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>>914186
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>>914282
>Layla will never wrestle for NJPW
>based Japanese camera man will never give Layla a rectal exam using the camera like he did with Maria's ass
We are living in the worst timeline.
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>>914156
>bayley
>dana brooke
>nia jax
>nhooph
>athena.
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what streams do you guys usually use for raw anyway

haven't watched in a while
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>>914289

2 months until wrestlemania and his injury takes 6-9 months to heal. The earliest he shows up is in July retard.
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Our boy, TRIPLE H
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>>914301
YOUNG BUCKS CONFIRMED FOR WWE
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>>914291
yea he was being pushed to the title but he got wellnessed.
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>>914307
Looking for one as well. My usual is busted.
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>>914307

wwe.com/network
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>>914235
Best duo
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dat AJ theme doe
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>>914156
Sara Del Rey, not because she's hot (butterface) but because I want her to kill me with her thighs.

Out of current wrestlers I guess I like Asuka and Candice.
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>>914324
You cant watch live Raw in network dumbass
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>>914324
Does the network actually stream raw?
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>>914338
You cannot.
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>Dat tie
Mcmahon is on point

http://wrestlingreviews.net/cgi-bin/protect.cgi?File=livestream3.html
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>>914250
Literally the best friends ever.

How many people can say that not only did they both get to live their childhood dreams out but they both are still really good friends with their childhood friend
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>>914307

the light streaming from my television to my eyes
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you now remember
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>>914317
>spot monkeys
theres only tag team wwe wants from japan .
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I like how they made it seem like the crowd was into Roman last night
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HERES THE THING ROMAN
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>>914362
Lightning Tier Man ass, skeleton limbs and fake tits
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Based Vince
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>>914362

Sable always reminded me of those porn stars that are clearly dead inside but pretend they aren't
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>>914312
>>914289
he can show up and help someone to set up a feud for when hes better and just get suspended until hes fully healed.
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>>914156
She is my fetish incarnate
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ROMAN SON OF A BITCH
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>>914362
fuck my dick back then, glad it was late and changed it quick as i heard someone because i would have been banned from watching wrestling after that.
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>>914362

I never got why these guys who supposedly had sex with women every night were surprised to see breasts
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>>914400
this generations lita with STDs?
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>>914369
>Wanting Trent with no Chuck

Bad taste m8
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>make sure to come out at 30 so people don't talk about how gassed and out of shape you looked
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Only 14 minutes or so? Does he even get gassed doing promos now?
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>>914550
makes sense with the storyline
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>>914788
rematch clause
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>>914788
18+
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>>914923

Who are you quoting you underage shitter
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>>915026
>so autistic you can't even recognize emotions so you project your own onto other people

You should get a trip
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>Austin Aries
>Samoa Joe
>Finn Balor
>AJ Styles
>Kevin Owens
>Sami Zayn

What magical realm is this?
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>>915888

Triple H's
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>>915888
So TNA was better this whole time
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>>915888
NXT
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>>915924
>Layla's realm

Anon, pls stop
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The Authority hasn't had much material from which to evaluate the roster
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>>913737

I hate to be a "MUH LOOK" fag (and respond to a post from forever ago), but Owens needs to either get more muscle or less fat if he wants to be pushed. Being built like he's built is just laziness on his part, and even though he's really smart in the ring and REALLY good at being a dick in the ring and on the mic, his performance can't help but be hindered by being slower and weaker than he really should be.
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>>914122
LET THE ROCK TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU CANDY-ASSED JABRONI

TRIPLE H CAN RUN PROMOS FOR AS LONG AS HE WANTS

BUT KNOW THIS:
HE WILL NEVER BE AS ELECTRIFYING

AS CHARISMATIC

AS THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP


THE ROCK'S GOOD FRIEND ROMAN REIGNS WOULD SAY BELIEVE THAT

THE ROCK SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME

NOT AS LONG AS YOU
CAN
SMELL-L-L-L-L-LUH

WHAT THE ROCK

IS

COOKIN'
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just finished watching rumble(haven't watched in months)
I'm guessin' the people that watch NXT got the biggest surprises that night.

Also, shit finish with hunter winning it, but at least it didn't go to "let me take a 30 minute timeout from the match" reigns. wwe really needs to enforce some rules to this shit. fuckin' miz taking his sweet time to enter? new day chillin' outside the ring with a soda? come on, man.
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>>917853
He's strongfat.

It works, he moves around the ring as well as anyone.
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>>918070
Not very captivating on paper. His delivery is everything. The Rock is goat.
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>>918138
>I'm guessin' the people that watch NXT got the biggest surprises that night.

Who? Zayn?

People were expecting that last year

it's surprising there was only 1 NXT entrant
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>>918276
The lack of Balor was really weird, makes me think they really are going to wait til they have the 2 Bullet Club guys and have him debut with them on the main roster on the post WM RAW.
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Reigns vs Ambrose vs Sheamus vs Bray vs AJ vs KO match at fastlane, possibly chamber match.

Brock comes out and costs Wyatt.
KO, Dean and AJ set up for an IC title mania match and Sheamus makes Roman look strong again.

There no need to watch Fastlane now lads
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>>915888
and none of them will get pushed and you know it
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>>914141
I really want to hold hands with Becky!
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>>914141
What's with the injun hoodie?
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>>918254

Rusev if strongfat. Bray is strongfat. KO is pretty much just fat. Though he IS plenty agile for a tub, and doesn't get winded easily. And he clearly doesn't need to be any stronger or slimmer to do popup powerbombs and moonsaults and shit.

But the fact is, if he wants to be more than Uppermidcard4Lyfe, with that deluded fucking idiot, Vince, in charge, he can't look like a human neckbeard meme.
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>>914164

>Bayley is better than Becky

You at least mean as a character right? No one can say with a straight face that Bayley is a better worker than Becky.

RIGHT?
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>>914282
Giggity
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Post your face when AJ Styles is so protected he doesn't even have to wrestle on RecapDown
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in4bliss
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So whatever happened to Elimination Chamber?
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>Blowing Brock at FastLane
>mfw it's a Brockless Wrestlemania

We're in for a very interesting WM lads, and not in a good way.
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>state of this booking

We don't want Roman near the title but we'll give him an opportunity because why not.
You know Brock is going to be screwed by the Wyatts.
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How is the Cleveland, Ohio crowd like?
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>Have Brock completely destroy Taker in 2015
>Now he jobs to Roman in 2016 of all people

WWE's booking never ceases to amaze me at how bad they are at it.
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>>918436
hes almost 40. i dont even think he'll work house shows
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>>918558
Brock is wrestling Bray at mania.
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>>918555
>>918560
It's what's best for business
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>>918555
>>918558
>>918560
>not thinking reigns is going to get jobbed by accident when the wyatts come in to screw with brock, and then brock wins
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>>918567
They were pretty cool at TLCS back then
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>>918567

>That feel when I'm the only one in these threads from Northeast Ohio
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>>918579
its called arrogance dumb fuck, the match is for a match vs triple h, not the title idiot. how fucking old are you even?
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>>918572
>Pointless feud matches clogging WM again where the feuds are fucking meaningless

I mean really, unless the feud has LEGIT heat like Owens v Sami heat, and there's no title on the line, why do they do this? No one wants to see Braun Boreman get suplexed and then no sell a bunch.

Plus who the fuck is jobbing to Taker?
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>>918563
Please have intercourse.
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>>918586
Watch Roman bust out a submission of some sort and actually make Brock tap for the first time since Kurt Angle.
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miz was the best when he was a legit racist on the real world
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>>918586
>implying Reigns would pin his brotha

Not less Vince takes his thumb out his ass and finally gives him the heel turn he needs.
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>>918590
Why did Bray feud with Dean? Why did Bray feud with Roman?

I'll tell you why they do this, because they have no clue what to do with fedoraman, so they keep putting him in pointless feuds.
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We all know Mr. 2Spooky is going to interfere and cost Brock.
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>triple threat
>Brock will be distracted by wyatts
>UUUUUUUAAAAAAA
>Roman spears Dean and wins
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>Rock puts Roman over
>Piper puts Roman over
>Lesnar to put Roman over
>Austin might put Roman over

JUST CUT TO HAITCH VS ROMAN ALREADY WHY DOES ROMAN STILL NEED BUILDING
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ryback mark silverback henry wwe gorilla tag team champs

big baboon ass e xavier bestiality woods coffee kingston annoying monkeys
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>>918614

>Austin

What are you on about neckbeard?
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>>918607
They feuded with the Shield boys because they are the biggest face at the moment, I mean they feuded with D-Bry and it was amazing.

But WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY FEUDING WITH A GOD DAMN PPV PART TIMER

FUCK YOU WWE
>>
Daily reminder CM Punk is undefeated in the UFC.
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>>918618
To build up for Bray vs Brock at wrestlemania
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>>918628
Bray is going to have the worst WM win/loss % of all time by the time he leaves WWE.
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this show is hella gay

just follow cena around FFS, noone gives a shit about these jabronis
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>>918641

15+
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So those costume guys were plants right?

Also speaking of Hogan, he wants to support and show up to Chicago Phil's fight.
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>Bork vs Jeans vs Bbygurl
>New Day vs Usos again
Fastlane card already looks like shit
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>>918617
He's going to show up prior to his arranged WM appearance
>>
If the WWE really wants to push Reigns as the top guy, why don't they just bring back The Shield with Reigns as the official leader? They haven't done shit with Ambrose, so he's a non-factor. They'd end up taking Rollins out of the world title picture in favor of Reigns. But the trade off on how much popularity Reigns can leech off of Rollins and Ambrose to build a mega star in Reigns should be worth it.
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>>918652
>So those costume guys were plants right?

No, they were on hard camera but security bullied them and made them move to the other side. WWE has a no fun allowed rule for people in the front row who are "too distracting"
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>>918605

>that feel when no delicious gf with breasts so huge her job makes her tape them down
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>>918658
Lad, someone is turning on someone in FastLane, Brock is going to be invaded by the Wyatt's, in reality you should really see the ME of FastLane as Dean vs. Roman.
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>>918658
>why don't they just bring back The Shield

so you can say that he's riding the coattails of other people?
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>>918652
Brock is joining the Shield at fastlane CAP THIS

ITS BROCK, DEAN, ROMAN VS TRIPLE H, BATISTA, RANDY ORTON
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>>918586
I remember getting to laugh at people for saying this about the Fatal Fourway at Payback but now there's no way it's not happening. Damn.
>>
>>918599

These are the kinds of dumb things smarks say that make me not take their "criticisms" seriously.
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Here's your FastLane Main Event
>Dean vs. Bork vs. Reigns
>Bork is there and dominates and no sells a bunch
>SUDDENLY SPOOKY SCARY SCREEN APPEARS
>Bork is surrounded in the ring and jumped
>Suddenly Dean and Roman stare at each other in the ring about a minute or two later
>Blah blah blah make it look possible for Dean
>A SPEAR BY GOD A SPEAR BY ROMAN REIGNS
>1
>2
>3
>ROMAN REIGNS IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!
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>>918658
>why don't they just bring back The Shield

And what? All three of the guys have already been ruined, especially Reigns. It wouldn't be the same anymore.
>>
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JUST
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>Anti-bully campaign
>A face of the company bullies Big Show because it's HILARIOUS!!!!!
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>Styles' theme is a remix of a DMX song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoKw_h_4nw

AJ confirmed for the realest nigga on the roster
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoKw_h_4nw

Wait...that song.
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>>918709
18+ you fucking retard
>>
>>918709
He's from Hotlanta and they choose a NYC rapper?
>>
AJ vs. Jericho was pretty good tonight, expect more though.
The Rock's promo was alright.
Everything else was terrible.
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>>918709
>>918711
It's sampled by Jim, but it's not the same exact song and it has a completely different rapper.
>>
>>918709
>>918711
how fucking underage are you retards? this is amazing, really opening my eyes. At least niggers on /wooo/ are over 18 I think. what the fuck this is an 18+ website
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>>918721

Maybe you should head on back there wootist. No wonder these threads have been so awful lately. Wootist infestation.
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>Still fucking blueballing the Styles Clash
They're reserving it for FastLane aren't they. Fuck this company, it's not that fucking sacred of a move. AJ has like 3 god damn finishers.
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>>918727
I have literally never posted on /wooo/ before, I'm just setting the bar this low you fucking underage retard
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>>918730
>implying AJ is going to have a match at Fastlane
>implying AJ is going to have a match on anything but Superstars after tonight
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>>918735
end your life
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Have you ever been buried so hard you pop out the other end of the Earth?
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>>918740
Too bad, Fat is Jericho is his welcoming feud to help him be put over and get some lessons from a vet.
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>>918746
>PUTTING HIS HEAD INTO A MONITOR
>NOT COMPLETELY CLEARING THE TABLE

AND THEY WONDER WHY THEIR STARS ARE OUT OF ACTION

BRAVO
R
A
V
O
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>>918744
Go fucking kill yourself you underage fuck then fuck off
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>Implying Rock won't beat Haitch and have cousin vs. cousin at WM

Don't tell me McMahon would pass up the opportunity to piss off CM Punk at all of his employees' expense.
>>
>>918750
did his head really go through the monitor?
>>
>>918730
Probably Mania?
I don't know, At least it's not where they gave Itami the shitty foot stomp and had him tease the GTS a few times.
>>
>>918753
From the looks of tonight, The Rock won't be wrestling at Wrestlemania. There's some insurance thing with his new movie that won't allow him to and guess they haven't cleared it up by now.
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>>918735

You literally just referenced that despicable place where people get banned for the dumbest things imaginable or for having opinions.

YouHaveToGoBack.gif
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>THE ROCK WILL FINALLY NOT BE AT A MANIA

THERE
IS
A
GOD
>>
>>918759

>that place where people get banned for the dumbest things imaginable or for having opinions

He didn't say anything about /v/
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>>918760

Are you retarded?
>>
>>918763
If the Usos are at Mania I will literally kill myself.
>>
>>918685
>Dean vs. Bork vs. Reigns
>Bork is there and dominates and no sells a bunch
>SUDDENLY SPOOKY SCARY SCREEN APPEARS
>Bork completely disappears with no explanation
>Heyman spends the following weeks trying to solve the mystery of Lesnar's disappearance
>Heyman confronts the Wyatt Family
>Bray confesses they were planning to jump him and are as shocked with his sudden disappearance as the rest of us
>Bray admits he has certain powers, but the power to make someone magically disappear is not one of them
>Heyman continues his quest and confronts Stardust
>Stardust goes on a 15 minute rants about black holes and parallel universes and the string theory
>Heyman slowly backs away and continues his quest
>main event at WrestleMania is Roman Reigns vs Triple H
>before the match occurs the lights shut off and Lesnar is standing in the ring with Daniel Bryan
>Lesnar explains that we he is contacted by a Brock Lesnar from a parallel universe
>Lesnar goes on to say that he was informed that we are living in the worst time line where Roman Reigns and Triple H main events WrestleMania
>Lesnar states that this main event will be so bad that it will literally put the WWE out of business and he's here to make sure it doesn't happen
>Daniel Bryan is holding a MitB briefcase that he won from another parallel dimension while recuperating from his injury
>Daniel Bryan beats Triple H in less than a minute
>Lesnar and Daniel Bryan go on to main event WrestleMania and put on a 5 star match
>the WWE is saved
Fixed it for you
>>
So now that we got Styles vs Jericho, what's next for the phenomenal one?

vs Cena?
vs Rollins?

>tfw we will never see Styles vs Punk
>>
>>918759
>this entire post
>this failed filename

Literally fuck off to where you came from. Reddit, wooo, i dont care. Get the fuck out
>>
>>918772

Back to woo cuckboy. You have to go back. We don't tolerate stupid opinions here.
>>
Hey guys, did you know Dean Ambrose is CRAAAAZY!?
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>>918791
HE'S A LUNATIC MAGGLE
>>
>chris jericho is taller than aj styles

is this a joke
>>
>>918801
AJ Styles is 5'10

Chris Jericho is 6 feet and change
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Literally feel sick thinking about how small AJ Styles is. Roman looked like his dad.
>>
>aj styles vs chris jericho in a cool dad just fuck my shit up haircuts feud

i like it, cant name a better person for him for wrestlemania other than cena
>>
>>918810
Owen is the same height as Jericho
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>>918810
even with his spiked up hair owens is still a manlet
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>>918806
>Chris Jericho is 6 feet

Chris Jericho is 5'10"

>AJ Styles is 5'8"

>Neville is 5'8"

John Cena is 6'0"

Rollins is 6'1"

Reigns is 6'2"

Orton is 6'5"

Ambrose is 6'4"
>>
>>918810
> I need a wrestler to hold me in his big, strong arms

Are you part of THE GAY COMMUNITY?!
>>
>>918652
Someone posted a tweet from another thread of a guy at the Raw saying that they got moved to that location, they were originally in front of the camera. Rock noticed and said fuck you Haitch/Vince
>>
>>918818
>Cena is 6'0

Uh no, Cena is a big human being
>>
Reminder to Be A Star
>>
>>918822
>people in the crowd should be allowed to put themselves over constantly throughout the show

this isnt the outlaws faggot
>>
>People think AJ Styles is small

Guess what, their newest NXT signee Austin Aries is smaller, he's listed at 5'9.
>>
>>918821

>I like my wrestlers to look like they just graduated middle school

>Wootist memes
>>
>>918824
I'd rather be a bully.
>>
>>918827
Why you shooting the middle man
>>
>>918829
I don't care what a wrestler looks like, because I'm not a child or a fag
>>
>>918831
cause i shoot from the hip
>>
>>918828

Yes WWE always pads people's heights. This isn't news.

18+
>>
Say Roman gets injured during Road to WM, who is next on the list for the WWE to push as main event tier against Haitch?
>>
>>918835
I mean there's not much to lie about with Kalisto, I genuinely think he's 5'6
>>
>>918832

And the WWE doesn't care what a smark who watches indie wrestling thinks.

>Top faces of the company

Hogan
Rock
Austin
Cena

None of these men were manlets.
>>
>>918837
Sheamus, fella.
>>
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>>918828
He stronk as fuck tho
>>
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Is there any limit to this man's ego?

>literally believes he deserves to skip a PPV and main event the biggest Mania of all time
>>
>>918830

Okay, Dwayne
>>
>>918837
Chris Jericho
>>
>>918843
Man, I love Big Show. I feel bad he has to put up with creative's shit just to put an asshole over.
>>
>>918839
> being this much of an insecure size queen

Manlet detected
>>
https://twitter.com/SenorLARIATO/status/691806590089990144

BTFO
T
F
O
>>
>>918843

>You will never hug Big Show and tell him it's okay, he's still A GIANT
>>
>>918852
>Riley deleted his tweet saying Eminem was REAL rap music
>>
>>918852
I'm guessing the smaller page is Alex Riley's correct?
>>
>>918850

>being mad that there's a benchmark for main event calibre talent

No you're the manlet anon.
>>
>>918858
Of course.

>>918857
lol
>>
>>918852
I don't know how twitter works. What's the original exchange about?
>>
>>918857

Maybe Riley should have just SAID IT TO HIS FACE
>>
>>918859
But I already said I don't care what a wrestler looks like bud. Are my words too high up on your monitor for you to read?
>>
>>918857
what a beta, eminem was literally GOAT, multiple legends put him as the best rapper back when he was good
>>
>>918818
Jericho claimed he was the same height as Ricky Steamboat(who is 5'8) he also wears lifts in his boots to make him seem taller, same with HBK and others. Though i'm sure they only wear them when they're competing with some of the bigger guys.
>>
>>918861
>>918864
AJ debuted earlier right? Riley tweeted "U got to be kidding me" or something to that effect. The guy has been pissy about people getting opportunities he thinks he deserves. So that SeniorLariato guy posted Riley's pro-wrestling accompilshments, and AJ's
>>
>>918865

And I don't care you don't care cause your opinion is literally irrelevant.
>>
>>918873
He tweeted that exactly on AJ's debut
>>
>>918837
Dean Ambrose, all of the Shield trio are HHH's projects

After Dean its fatty

After Fatty I don't know, maybe AJ Styles or some NXT meme wrestler
>>
>>918873
He think's he deserves the opportunities AJ is getting atm
>>
>>918878
I think the totem pole goes Ambrose, Fatty, Styles, Zayn, Balor, then Joe
>>
>>918883
>>918883
>>918883
>>918883

next
>>
>>918823

Cena really is only like 6'0 or 6'1 he's just huge. Like Big E is only 5'10 but you wouldn't notice
>>
>>918837
Realistically they'd probably default back to Orton/Sheamus

It might make sense to put Bray? But then Lesnar would also have to be in the title picture too I suppose
>>
>>918878

>Roman is still Triple H's project and not Haitch's

If Roman's booking was still up to Haitch then Haitch was building him up this entire time to get another run with the strap that wouldn't get booed
>>
they should really fucking host raw after a ppv in the same fucking arena, the crowd is so shit
>>
>>918874
Please, keep telling me how irrelevant you claim I am.

Literally grow up you hobbit
>>
>>918889
Woah HHH and Haitch are 2 different people???
>>
>>918852
>that time alex riley thought a canadian lets player had a sign for him but it was just a dumb in joke about their friend's CAW
>>
>>918893

>Mad I called his favorite wrestler a dwarf
>>
>>918871
But "u got to be kidding me" seems like such a vague statement to make to warrant that kind of a response. But yeah, I don't follow A Ry's shit so I don't know anything about his saltiness with people coming in and getting pushed. For someone to just jump on him and btfo of him that, it just seems weird for a bystander.
>>
>>918894
Yep.

>>918895
The PUSH RAGE sign right?
>that happy tweet
>lel i didn't mean you

>>918900
Yeah, but if you follow him on twitter, the guy is fucking salty. Said the same thing when KENTA got into NXT
>>
>>918839
This further proves that HBK had to have some kind of dirt on MicMan for him to get a mega push despite his smaller stature
>>
>>918839
How about Hart and Michaels?
>>
>>918909

HBK (and Bret) both got their initial big pushes at the time the company was balls-deep in a legal quagmire regarding steroid use and distribution.
>>
>>918895
What?
>>
>>918909
it was after the steroid trial and he needed to push normal guys that were in good shape but wouldnt raise questions about roids.
Couple that with charisma and ring work and he got over.
>>
>>918899
18+.

Maybe you'll stop being a manlet when you become an adult.
>>
>>918935
>>918969
And yet Vince spent 1995 pushing the fuck out of Diesel.

Also, there was that attempted Luger push in 1993-1994.
>>
How exactly did Owen Hart die?

He the drop wasnt even from that high
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