How long will his promo tonight be?
THE THING YOU DONT GET ROMAN IS IVE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS FOR 21 YEARS AND THE SAME WAY I GOT OVER IN 2000 I GOT OVER LAST NIGHT, 16 YEARS LATER I BOOKED MYSELF INTO THE MAIN EVENT ROMAN
Feels pretty good, actually. Hopefully Charlotte joins her in mediocrity after Sasha grabs the belt at Mania. Call up Asuka, Bayley and Athena and will can finally have a GOAT womens division.
>skinny twig arms
Nah, I'm alright.
Of all the qt 3.14 asians in Nipland, why did they settle for this disgusting cow?
[5 minute Motorhead entrance]
[audible boos from the crowd]
LAST NIGHT AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
I BEAT 29 OTHER SUPERSTARS TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
TOSSING OUT ROMAN REIGNS MADE THE WHOLE NIGHT BETTER
BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING ROMAN, WHEN YOU SPEARED ME ONE MONTH AGO YOU MADE IT PERSONAL
I OFFERED YOU THE SPOT
HELL, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO SHAKE MY HAND
BUT YOU CHOSE TO OPPOSE ME
WHEN YOU BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME IN THIS VERY RING
YOU PLAYED THE GAME
AND WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME
THE GAME ALWAYS WINS
BECAUSE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN, I'M BETTER THAN YOU
I'M BETTER THAN YOU AS A WRESTLER
AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU AS A MAN
>This coming from a fag unironically using the term "wrestlefu"
It's like Football Manager for wrestling fans. You play the role of a booker/owner of a promotion and sign workers and book shows. It can get pretty autistic, but it's fun. 2016 was announced earlier this month.
I just said she's cute man.
There's nothing wrong with being cute though not pretty. I'd also say she's sexy. It's like a venn diagram, just because you're in one of those three categories does not necessarily mean you're going to be all.
I just found a torrent, you want TEW 2013, then go on the forums and download the data pack that someone makes (It's in a thread with his name on it) with the Jan 2016 real world rasslers. Or a historical one if you want, ever wanted to be in charge of late 90s ECW or WCW? Now you can.
>Asuka will never do this spot on Layla
>Layla will never wake up and reciprocate
>It'll never get so hot and heavy between them WWE has to take an unscheduled commercial break before clothes start coming off
Superior asian coming through
>tfw Dollhouse had one of the most interesting and unique aura to them with the perfect gimmick, perfect look and the perfect entrance music
>tfw TNA literally ruined it within like two weeks
>tfw TNA continues to run the stable to the ground
I loved it when they both had their long haired, surfer look going.
>be huge wrestling fans together
>break into the wrestling industry together
>retire at around the same time together
>have children at around the same time together
>milk your legacy with your new show on the WWE Network that you can watch for only $9.99 together
>tfw you will never have a bro like this in your life ever
As bad as the Bellas are, at least we will never see Kelly Kelly ever again.
She wasn't even attractive, there was something uncanny about that completely blank look in her eyes, like she was LITERALLY an animated Barbie Doll (pun intended I guess).
Nia Jax because I just like huge bitches in general
Fuck, Regal's last run is the only thing I missed during my hiatus that I am salty about. I'm another one of those guys that gave up in 07 and didn't come back until Punk started ripping it up.
HUGE SUPERSTAR CONFIRMED TO RETURN
It's probably just Randy right?
>booker said it's going to be "sweet"
Sara Del Rey, not because she's hot (butterface) but because I want her to kill me with her thighs.
Out of current wrestlers I guess I like Asuka and Candice.
Literally the best friends ever.
How many people can say that not only did they both get to live their childhood dreams out but they both are still really good friends with their childhood friend
theres only tag team wwe wants from japan .
She is my fetish incarnate
What magical realm is this?
I hate to be a "MUH LOOK" fag (and respond to a post from forever ago), but Owens needs to either get more muscle or less fat if he wants to be pushed. Being built like he's built is just laziness on his part, and even though he's really smart in the ring and REALLY good at being a dick in the ring and on the mic, his performance can't help but be hindered by being slower and weaker than he really should be.
LET THE ROCK TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU CANDY-ASSED JABRONI
TRIPLE H CAN RUN PROMOS FOR AS LONG AS HE WANTS
BUT KNOW THIS:
HE WILL NEVER BE AS ELECTRIFYING
AS THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP
THE ROCK'S GOOD FRIEND ROMAN REIGNS WOULD SAY BELIEVE THAT
THE ROCK SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME
NOT AS LONG AS YOU
WHAT THE ROCK
just finished watching rumble(haven't watched in months)
I'm guessin' the people that watch NXT got the biggest surprises that night.
Also, shit finish with hunter winning it, but at least it didn't go to "let me take a 30 minute timeout from the match" reigns. wwe really needs to enforce some rules to this shit. fuckin' miz taking his sweet time to enter? new day chillin' outside the ring with a soda? come on, man.
The lack of Balor was really weird, makes me think they really are going to wait til they have the 2 Bullet Club guys and have him debut with them on the main roster on the post WM RAW.
Reigns vs Ambrose vs Sheamus vs Bray vs AJ vs KO match at fastlane, possibly chamber match.
Brock comes out and costs Wyatt.
KO, Dean and AJ set up for an IC title mania match and Sheamus makes Roman look strong again.
There no need to watch Fastlane now lads
Rusev if strongfat. Bray is strongfat. KO is pretty much just fat. Though he IS plenty agile for a tub, and doesn't get winded easily. And he clearly doesn't need to be any stronger or slimmer to do popup powerbombs and moonsaults and shit.
But the fact is, if he wants to be more than Uppermidcard4Lyfe, with that deluded fucking idiot, Vince, in charge, he can't look like a human neckbeard meme.
Post your face when AJ Styles is so protected he doesn't even have to wrestle on RecapDown
>Blowing Brock at FastLane
>mfw it's a Brockless Wrestlemania
We're in for a very interesting WM lads, and not in a good way.
>Have Brock completely destroy Taker in 2015
>Now he jobs to Roman in 2016 of all people
WWE's booking never ceases to amaze me at how bad they are at it.
>Pointless feud matches clogging WM again where the feuds are fucking meaningless
I mean really, unless the feud has LEGIT heat like Owens v Sami heat, and there's no title on the line, why do they do this? No one wants to see Braun Boreman get suplexed and then no sell a bunch.
Plus who the fuck is jobbing to Taker?
Why did Bray feud with Dean? Why did Bray feud with Roman?
I'll tell you why they do this, because they have no clue what to do with fedoraman, so they keep putting him in pointless feuds.
>Brock will be distracted by wyatts
>Roman spears Dean and wins
>Rock puts Roman over
>Piper puts Roman over
>Lesnar to put Roman over
>Austin might put Roman over
JUST CUT TO HAITCH VS ROMAN ALREADY WHY DOES ROMAN STILL NEED BUILDING
ryback mark silverback henry wwe gorilla tag team champs
big baboon ass e xavier bestiality woods coffee kingston annoying monkeys
They feuded with the Shield boys because they are the biggest face at the moment, I mean they feuded with D-Bry and it was amazing.
But WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY FEUDING WITH A GOD DAMN PPV PART TIMER
FUCK YOU WWE
So those costume guys were plants right?
Also speaking of Hogan, he wants to support and show up to Chicago Phil's fight.
>Bork vs Jeans vs Bbygurl
>New Day vs Usos again
Fastlane card already looks like shit
If the WWE really wants to push Reigns as the top guy, why don't they just bring back The Shield with Reigns as the official leader? They haven't done shit with Ambrose, so he's a non-factor. They'd end up taking Rollins out of the world title picture in favor of Reigns. But the trade off on how much popularity Reigns can leech off of Rollins and Ambrose to build a mega star in Reigns should be worth it.
>So those costume guys were plants right?
No, they were on hard camera but security bullied them and made them move to the other side. WWE has a no fun allowed rule for people in the front row who are "too distracting"
Lad, someone is turning on someone in FastLane, Brock is going to be invaded by the Wyatt's, in reality you should really see the ME of FastLane as Dean vs. Roman.
Here's your FastLane Main Event
>Dean vs. Bork vs. Reigns
>Bork is there and dominates and no sells a bunch
>SUDDENLY SPOOKY SCARY SCREEN APPEARS
>Bork is surrounded in the ring and jumped
>Suddenly Dean and Roman stare at each other in the ring about a minute or two later
>Blah blah blah make it look possible for Dean
>A SPEAR BY GOD A SPEAR BY ROMAN REIGNS
>ROMAN REIGNS IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!
>A face of the company bullies Big Show because it's HILARIOUS!!!!!
>Styles' theme is a remix of a DMX song
AJ confirmed for the realest nigga on the roster
>Still fucking blueballing the Styles Clash
They're reserving it for FastLane aren't they. Fuck this company, it's not that fucking sacred of a move. AJ has like 3 god damn finishers.
Have you ever been buried so hard you pop out the other end of the Earth?
>Implying Rock won't beat Haitch and have cousin vs. cousin at WM
Don't tell me McMahon would pass up the opportunity to piss off CM Punk at all of his employees' expense.
From the looks of tonight, The Rock won't be wrestling at Wrestlemania. There's some insurance thing with his new movie that won't allow him to and guess they haven't cleared it up by now.
>Dean vs. Bork vs. Reigns
>Bork is there and dominates and no sells a bunch
>SUDDENLY SPOOKY SCARY SCREEN APPEARS
>Bork completely disappears with no explanation
>Heyman spends the following weeks trying to solve the mystery of Lesnar's disappearance
>Heyman confronts the Wyatt Family
>Bray confesses they were planning to jump him and are as shocked with his sudden disappearance as the rest of us
>Bray admits he has certain powers, but the power to make someone magically disappear is not one of them
>Heyman continues his quest and confronts Stardust
>Stardust goes on a 15 minute rants about black holes and parallel universes and the string theory
>Heyman slowly backs away and continues his quest
>main event at WrestleMania is Roman Reigns vs Triple H
>before the match occurs the lights shut off and Lesnar is standing in the ring with Daniel Bryan
>Lesnar explains that we he is contacted by a Brock Lesnar from a parallel universe
>Lesnar goes on to say that he was informed that we are living in the worst time line where Roman Reigns and Triple H main events WrestleMania
>Lesnar states that this main event will be so bad that it will literally put the WWE out of business and he's here to make sure it doesn't happen
>Daniel Bryan is holding a MitB briefcase that he won from another parallel dimension while recuperating from his injury
>Daniel Bryan beats Triple H in less than a minute
>Lesnar and Daniel Bryan go on to main event WrestleMania and put on a 5 star match
>the WWE is saved
Fixed it for you
Literally feel sick thinking about how small AJ Styles is. Roman looked like his dad.
>Chris Jericho is 6 feet
Chris Jericho is 5'10"
>AJ Styles is 5'8"
>Neville is 5'8"
John Cena is 6'0"
Rollins is 6'1"
Reigns is 6'2"
Orton is 6'5"
Ambrose is 6'4"
Someone posted a tweet from another thread of a guy at the Raw saying that they got moved to that location, they were originally in front of the camera. Rock noticed and said fuck you Haitch/Vince
Is there any limit to this man's ego?
>literally believes he deserves to skip a PPV and main event the biggest Mania of all time
Jericho claimed he was the same height as Ricky Steamboat(who is 5'8) he also wears lifts in his boots to make him seem taller, same with HBK and others. Though i'm sure they only wear them when they're competing with some of the bigger guys.
>Roman is still Triple H's project and not Haitch's
If Roman's booking was still up to Haitch then Haitch was building him up this entire time to get another run with the strap that wouldn't get booed
But "u got to be kidding me" seems like such a vague statement to make to warrant that kind of a response. But yeah, I don't follow A Ry's shit so I don't know anything about his saltiness with people coming in and getting pushed. For someone to just jump on him and btfo of him that, it just seems weird for a bystander.
it was after the steroid trial and he needed to push normal guys that were in good shape but wouldnt raise questions about roids.
Couple that with charisma and ring work and he got over.