/wwe/ General #1782 - the literal GOAT Edition

For those wondering what AJ's theme is, it's a remix of DMX's remix of Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers.

[YouTube] Dmx - Aint no sunshine (instrumental) (embed)

Breaking news the rock is backstage at raw

Why are there no skinny KO fans?

>>912632
There are simply too many veins in this image.

>>912635
It really did sound like ain't no sunshine a bit but that makes no fucking sense to be the theme of AJ

what the fuck

>>912635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0foCHU8uqPE

>>912635
>>912643
Noice thanks m8

His theme was great

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>people are gonna defend HHH as champion
>people think the rumble match was good
>people will defend roman reigns
>people in this fucking thread think it's okay to keep the mcmahons vs Roman storyline going now that HHH is champion

>>912637
Because you ate them Kevin.

>>912635
>>912635
18+ idiot and what the fuck are you doing

>>912651
PLEASE
HAVE
SEX

>>912639
now this is autism

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>they didn't use Evil Ways for AJs debut
shaking my head to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOM9zbIs4k

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>people didn't like the ending

>not marking for Triple H
>not marking for The Game
>not marking for The Cerebral Assassin
>not marking for The Connecticut Blueblood
>not marking for The King of Kings
>not marking for The COO
>not marking for the man who created NXT
>not marking for the architect of the Attitude Era
>not marking for the man who singlehandedly won the Monday Night Wars
>not marking for the biggest draw in the history of the business
>not marking for Vince's successor

>>912651
>still posting this 10 hours later
You're pathetic

>>912658
>>not marking for the architect of the Attitude Era
>>not marking for the man who singlehandedly won the Monday Night Wars
>>not marking for the biggest draw in the history of the business
>>not marking for Vince's successor
haha
Ha
HAHA
HA
HA HA HA HA
FUCKK YOU

>>912660
Youre underage.

>>912657
They already used this song in the Punk vs Taker buildup for WM29

Was Roman really boo'ed during the Rumble?

>>912666
You're probably one of the only people who remember that

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>>912661
>Triple H didn't revolutionize the business by creating DX
>Triple H won't save WWE when Vince passes

Nice memes kid

>>912667
Yes. Loudly

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>>912658
>>not marking for Roman Reigns
>>not marking for The Powerhouse of the Shield
>>not marking for Big Dog
>>not marking for The Juggernaut
>>not marking for Lea'kee
>>not marking for The Thoroughbred
>>not marking for the man who created The Shield
>>not marking for the architect of the Shield
>>not marking for the man who singlehandedly won a feud with Bray Wyatt
>>not marking for the biggest draw in the last few weeks
>>not marking for Lex Luger's successor

why did everybody lose their shit over AJ Styles? Whats so great about him

>>912664
Do you seriously have fun and get enjoyment out of posting the same thing over and over to multiple people? I feel sorry for you tbqh

>>912674
The greatest wrestler in the world for the past 8 years

>>912674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xKyeVFcCok
Here's a video explaining basically why him and 3 other dudes are a big deal

>>912672
When?

Reminder that Hunter did it for Lemmy.

Thank you based Haitch.

>>912674
Try educating yourself instead of asking to be spoonfed

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>>912674
He does Roman's moves better than Roman

>>912678
>Video Title
>"Who Are The NJPW Signees?"

I imagine many people are asking the same.

>>912683
Well, we know who they are, the videos answers that question quite well.

>>912680
WELL YOU SEE, LEMMY'S CORPSE
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
YOU JUST DIDN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT IN WRESTLING
YOU WERE JUST A B+ PLAYER
BUT I
THE KING OF KINGS
THE COO
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPPLE
AYTCH
HAVE CONTINUED MOTORHEAD'S LEGACY

>>912679
watch the rumble you faggot

How long until AJ convices the Young Cucks to be in the WWE

>>912664
Answer the question
>>912675

>>912679
When he entered
Whenever he punched someone
Whenever he did a move on someone
When he re-entered

>>912691
>bucks vs usos
pls no

>>912688
I did, I was too happy seeing AJ to notice. Surprised it happened in his home state

>>912691
They have a deal with ROH so they can't

We have Samoan Young Bucks anyway

reminder that the authority storyline has been going two and a half years, and is just as boring as the day it started.

>>912699
He got booed during his entrance and pretty much the entire bullshit with Rusev too, do you have hearing problems m8?

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Let's write tonight's episode of Raw

I'll start

>BEHOLD THE KING
>THE KING OF KINGS

>>912709
>Quite frankly

BASED TRIPLE HHH
>ROMAN MEMEINGS BTFO'D

>>912709
>not time to play the game
You ruined it already

>>912669
>>Triple H won't save WWE when Vince passes

Trust me, there's gonna be years worth of shit storylines after Vince dies all done on the idea of "it's what dad would have wanted" people have done stupid shit and justified it as just living to what their passed loved ones would have wanted, and you can bet fucking money that it's gonna happen with the McMahons and vince dying. Any attempt to deny this is delusional

>>912704
SORRY I DON'T HAVE CRISP CLEAN HD WWE NETWORK TO WATCH ON AND WAS WATCHING WITH OTHER PEOPLE

>>912709
YOU SEE THE THING IS ROMAN

AS A MATTER OFF FACT ROMAN

QUITE FRANKLY ROMAN

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>>912700
>Samoan Young Bucks
>having to hear their gibberish every time they come out

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tfw no montage of benoit winning royal rumble

>>912709
>ONE TWO IS THIS ON?
>HA
>YO JIMMY HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H

>>912719
They had to remove a guy from camera view because he had a Benoit sign

>>912715
But history indicates you're wrong

>>912709
>Authority promo
>roman shows up half way
>grrr "you stole my title"
>Well, the fact of the matter is
>>YOU STOLE MY TITLE
>you can earn it in a tournie for the number one contender spot
>oh by the way you fight finlay

>tagteam match
>Dean vs owens
>AJ Cuts a promo
>tag team match
>diva's match
>ROMAN STANDS TALL

>>912647
I enjoyed the rumble match in spite of Roman and Hunter. It was a great rumble match whether you like the outcome or not.

>>912723
when was this.

>>912731
Pre-show

>>912716
Clearly you don't have crisp, clean ears either you deaf cunt.

I was pretty surprised the Brock problem was handled so simply. I was expecting at least a standoff with Roman or something.

Then for all that, Bray got tossed off nonchalantly by le king of kings and Fella

>The royal rumble is NO DQ
>This is the first time we've seen this exploited HEAVILY by the LoN and the Wyatt Family

How come this didn't happen before?

new to watching WWE, how good of a Royale rumble was that compared to other years?

>>912718
>WALLLAAAWAAAAAAAAABLLLAAAAAA

>WE DO SAMOA, WE DO SAMOA, WAHHHHHHH

fuck the shitsos.

>screaming "YA?!" with a huge smile on his face when he wanted to check that Roman was gone
>later coming back and actually hitting the splash through the announce table
>"COME HERE BOSS"
>instigating the LoN/Vince group hug
>taking a monitor
>threatening people at ringside with the monitor
>threatening Big Show with the monitor
>posting a tweet calling himself the TV champion because he took the monitor

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2016 Royal Rumble MVP, Rusev!

>>912724
I'm more than confident it' exactly what will happen

>>912738
It was a 7/10 rumble
But 7 times better than last years

>>912738
Best one we've had in 5 years

>>912738
Much better than the past two years but people who don't appreciate the GOAT HHH will tell you otherwise

>>912667
For the 5 minutes he was in it, yes.

>>912741
shame that means nothing

For those who want to see AJ's pop without Roman's ugly mug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8FrpWIWj9o

>>912740
That man is amazing

>>912751
Nice video you got there

>>912751
that fucking pop

>>912751

Why the fuck couldn't they show the screen?

That fucking slow fade in for I AM.... PHENOMENAL would've been one of the greatest camera shots of all time.

>>912740
>rusev will never be allowed to be a face even though it would work with lana being over as fuck

>>912733
I WAS TALKING TO FRIENDS WHILE WATCHING! CAN YOU FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE????

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>made it to final two in Rumble despite being in LMS match earlier

His time will come soon, r-right bros?

>>912759
KEVIN DUNN

>>912737

The problem is that its showed how easily this rule could be abused, no wrestler with any sense should set foot near the ring until the last moment.

>>912762
Yeah he'll get his ME Run at some point during this year.

>>912761
Am I being reverse trolled?
>>912759
They thought no one would know who he was, he said this in his interview before the rumble.

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>>912751
Holy moly that pop

>>912737
It has happened before though

>>912772
>whos this vanilla midget?
based roman.

There's so many subtle things in the Rumble outside of Kayfabe that you only notice on repeat viewings

>Luke Harper telling AJ Styles he did good after Styles was eliminated
>Jericho calling the shots
>Luke Harper directing Braun Strowman

>>912769
>he said this in his interview before the rumble
No he didn't.
He said he was wondering how the crowd would react to him.

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Rusev stronk.

Was I worked in thinking Reigns was annoyed how loud AJ was cheered? He looked mad as fuck

>>912737
Why didn't LON just throw Roman over the top rope after beating him up

>>912778

Holy fuck, is this real?

>>912779
I think it was supposed to be confusion but it did look a bit like it

>Roman slowly realizing he'll never be that over

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>>912775
That vanilla midget got a bigger pop last night than Roman collectively has in his entire singles run.

Get fucked fanboy.

>>912782
Dude, I fucking wish. Just fucking around in photoshop.

>>912776
>Luke Harper telling AJ Styles he did good after Styles was eliminated

Any link to this?
I completely missed it but I saw another post about this.

>Jericho calling the shots
Jericho was obviously in there for so long to direct traffic and he did a brilliant job.

>>912772
Those captions are really unfunny

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CODY
CODY
CODY

>>912738
It was pretty fucking good this year t b h. Still miss seth rollins though

>>912777
"Are they gonna respond to me?"
Yes he did you stupid fucking cunt
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQLQ3c0smeE

>>912791
Based

>>912785
Kek

>>912794
Pretty much just disproved yourself because he didn't say what you said he said lmao

>>912791
he's getting released?

i can dream.

>>912791
Wtf why not stardust vs gold dust at WM

>>912779
Kind of a bit of this >>912784

I think he was meant to be shocked/confused that AJ was there but they weren't sure how AJ would be received so he ended up just looking like he didn't know who the fuck AJ was.

On a side note Owens' reaction to Zayn was great, even if you don't like him, you have to admit he sold that shit really well and made it seem like Zayn being there was a massive deal.

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>>912778

Got my hopes up for a second

>this 2/10 Rumble in the late 90's is being given an 8/10 by today's wwe fandrones

Kill me now.

>>912794
He literally said "how" before what you quoted you inbred retard

>>912799
they did it at fastlane last year with no build, resulting in a short match with no heat. at least the better wrestler won.

>>912797
hurrr durrr i'm just pretending to be retarded - You
Enjoy your last reply

>>912791
https://twitter.com/StardustWWE
IT'S
FUCKING
REAL

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE INTELLECTUAL SAVIOUR AND CODY RHODES TO SAVE THE TAG TEAM DIVISION

IM FUCKING HYPED

>>912794
Good job dummy. You proved me right.

>>912807
>being this angry about being wrong

>>912804
>calls me a retard
>too retarded to understand the only language he speaks

>>912798
Yes

Rubio Runnels for Lucha Underground season 3

>>912812
Are you only pretending now or actually can't hear what AJ says?

>>912804
>>912809
>>912811
Nice samefagging

Did anyone rewatch the Rumble because the only pop HHH gets is when he attacks/eliminates Roman. Once he does that the cheers immediately go to Ambrose and then goes mild when he is eliminated. Fandango could have eliminated Roman and got a pop.

>>912796
Brilliant response, I would expect no less from a mouth breathing sports entertainment fan.

>>912812
Indian marks gtfo

>>912808
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Sandow got a massive pop last night in the pre-rumble match and because of that.... Dashing Cody Rhodes is coming back

I'm hyped as fuck

>>912816
>being this angry

>>912814
Please point out where in the video you posted he say that they think "No one would know who he is" (Those are your words).

I'm genuinely interested in how your ears work.

>>912816
damage control much?
>>912823
I never posted that, are you just imagining things now?

>>912813
i want him off my tv because he bores me, as does sheamus and the usos.

>>912789

I've only got it on the network, but when AJ goes out, you can quite clearly see Harper lean through the ropes and say "you did good man"

>>912776
You forgot
>Titus almost eliminated one guy accidentally and panicked.
forgot who was the wrestler
I like how Jericho and AJ interacting and him calling some spots

Yo, Damien Sandow is over as fuck.

>>912829
>>Titus almost eliminated one guy accidentally and panicked.

How the fuck do you almost accidentally eliminate someone
What a shitter

So, why the fuck did Roman Reigns not help Dean Ambrose? They're friends right? Are we about to get swerved like fucking crazy and get HHH vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose in the main event?

>>912833
If you've noticed Dean helps Roman all the time, not vice versa.

>>912826
LUKE HARPER IS GOAT WHEN IS HE GOING TO BECOME A MONSTER HEEL?

>>912833
Triple H should have just stepped out of the ring and let Dean win

Eliminating Roman was his objective anyway, he was no longer champion

we need a webm of zayn's entrance and him and ko beating on eachother

>>912823
>those are your words
>autistic retards can only understand things in a literal sense
"How are they gonna respond?" indicates doubt in him getting a response when going out

>>912835
never. wyatt family hell for life.

>>912824

>>912769
>They thought no one would know who he was,
>he said this in his interview before the rumble.

>>912833
dean is going to help ramen win at fastlane but cuck ramen at WM

Next year is going to be another year of ramen too keekke

>>912791
How hard will you mark?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKkvy0BW6hQ

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>>912840
That was not me though.

>Lesnar dumped out by The Jobbing Family

Why? Fucking why? You have BROCK FUCKING LESNAR entering a match. He better win that fucking match.

>>912835

Hopefully soon. Rowan and Strowman will fade in years to come, and Harper/Wyatt will be the new Kane/Undertaker.

Harper's going to be one of the most respected veterans of all time.

>>912838
>you say AJ thought nobody would know how he was
>other guy says AJ wonders how crowds will respond
>you're now establishing he was right

kek
How mad are you?

>tfw aj debut gave an old school monday night wars feel
Fuck NXT it ruins moments like this, hopefully they sign some other big indie names and let them straight on to the main roster

>>912808
>Ryder and Emma together
>Sandow possibly unberried
>Jobber stable getting TV and preshow time
We're all gonna make it brahs

>>912845
GOAT HARPER IS GOAT SMD MARKS

>50 minutes of bloated Jericho

For what purpose?

>>912845
Setting up a feud where Brock takes down the Wyatt family at mania, leading to them splitting up and the guys starting their solo runs. Braun eliminating Big Show last night shows they want him to be the next Giant

>>912844
Then why are you jumping in and defending something you didn't even say you fucking nimrod?

If you don't agree with what that other guy said why are you getting blasted when I disagree with him?

>>912852
R
I
N
G

G
E
N
E
R
A
L

>>912849
If the guys they sign are older they should go straight up.
If not and can be long-term investments they should stick around in NXT.
Finn should've gone up, as should've Itami/Joe.

>>912845
A. The royal rumble match is the one time its believable for guys like Lesnar to fail. You don't have to get beaten, just go over the top rope. And since it was 4v1, I think in this case Brock not winning makes sense.

B. Its obviously for the purpose of setting up a feud ya dink.

>>912854
I didn't agree with the guy who said that AJ mentioned something along the lines of "not knowing who he was" though. maybe you misread my post or something

>>912848
>>912840
>everything ever said is to be taken word for word in a literal way
Autism

>>912852
He ran the rumble from the inside.

See: Brock going over to him, AJ Styles always being near him.

He's Ring General.

>>912836

Wouldn't work for his character. He's arrogant, and his objective wasn't to eliminate Roman, it was to win. Vince was the one who wanted to eliminate Roman, hence him orchestrating the attack early in the match. HHH was out there to win the title, it just so happened that Roman Reigns was in there to be eliminated.

>>912853
Brock shouldn't be wasted on the Wyatts. FFS they have zero credibility. They've jobbed for almost 2 full years.

>>912859
>you getting BTFO

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>>912817
>implying I wouldn't mark for Fandango regardless

>>912852
To organise shit.
You need someone in there to direct newer talent and try to keep things on track.

>>912865
Over as fuck

>>912856
I have no god damn clue why Finn and Joe are still in NXT.

The main roster is dying for some fresh talent.

>>912863
I think they want to develop Bray into a main event guy and develop Braun into a powerhouse, Whats a better way to do that than with putting them against Brock? Brock doesn't care he just wants to get paid

>>912864
>if i say it enough times ill seem like im right

>>912865
Shit he was over, 2bad jericho jobbed for no reason, except for that paycheck kekekek

>>912858
Well now I'm just fucking lost.

Someone posted this >>912769
and I responded saying that AJ never said that in the interview.

>>912870
>Harper/Rowan go to the Tag Division and be actual monster threats
>Bray goes to Main Event Heel using Braun as an enforcer

This is proper usage. Spreads them across the card and makes them seem more daunting because their influence is strewn across various divisions.
They still sometimes unite when necessity dictates and cut promos together.

>>912869
Talents? Really? Maybe fresh ideas?

>>912861
kek. i thought brock was going to attack him, but jericho signaled he was gassed, so lesnar switched to attack a wyatt member or whoever it was.

Any botches I've missed? What's this about Titus accidentally eliminating someone?

>missing Kofi's elimination

>>912865
>that amount of overness

>>912878
P-sure he told him to attack Braun

>>912871
>this mad

dunno why but I love it when owens mocks someone's signature pose

he needs to do it more 3bh

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>those running knees Brock did to Braun
That was really great

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>Post yfw Owens eliminated Styles
I couldn't even be sour

>saying Suplex City every 30 seconds

They ran this into the fucking ground

>>912876
I would like this alot, but knowing creative, a good idea like this doesn't even enter their minds. They should have had Harper/Rowan go over the USOS many times already

>>912869
they need draws especially now that they are touring more.
Finn still has no mic skills and little charisma.

>>912859
>State outright that someone said something
>Post a video proving yourself wrong

"Lol, y u guis think everything needs to be taken word for word."

>>912830
Nah

>>912885
>>912889
Owen hart is dead retards

>>912889
That's the desired reaction. WWE showing they can still control smarks.

>>912852
Haitch let Jericho borrow the title of Proverbial Ring General

>>912896
>Whole crowd chanting WE WANT SANDOW and AYYYYYYYY WE WANT SOME SANDOW

He's pretty over

>>912870
bray will never main event. gimmick ran its course long ago. nobody buys the face of fear shit.

strowman moves awkward as fuck, and his body looks like it's bursting out of his skin he's very red in the face - like he'll drop dead at any minute.

>>912890
>WWE runs something to the ground that happened spontenaously
hmmm

>>912896
Did you not watch the pre- show match mate?

>>912632

Why does Stephanie always smile like she's a goddamn robot poorly programmed to understand human emotions of happiness?

She ALWAYS looks like a rat bearing teeth.

>>912900
If that happened every week then I'd agree with you.

>>912902
>that happened spontenaously
not sure about that, they might have talked about it, because he did say it right when he was near the microphone and was crystal clear.

>>912904
Because she's a business driven sociopath just like her father. They're all about ego and money.

>>912905
It will. His intellectual saviour gimmick is over as fuck and always was, all things considered it just came back.

>>912905
He's barely got any tv time

>>912906
True. Then again he said a word that is not really PG so I'm not really sure about it.

>>912907
she was never like that pre-2003 or so.

>>912799
Because Cody is an antismark. If someone on the internet likes something, he won't do it

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>Cody Rhodes is coming back.

>>912917
>yfw he grows the mustache again

>>912913
But then Vince made her do a storyline with him & he molested & dominated her on national TV & PPV. It broke her tbo

>>912729

No it wasn't. Besides AJ debuting, it was a thoroughly unremarkable Rum Bowl until the retard finish.

I'm ALSO pissed beyond all reason that Rusev entered at #2 and was eliminated in a minute. This time last year, this greatly athletic, charismatic, relatively young beast with great talent for the ring and the most over manager in recent memory was the most imposing, kayfabe feared wrestler in WWE who actually showed up to work.

Fast forward 12 months and he's a jobber. What they've done to Rusev is an essay in why this company is doomed.

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>mfw Rhodes Scholars beat A New Day for the titles tonight starting a GOAT tag feud through Wrestlemania

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>>912916
I dunno this is a pretty standard smark statement

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Will Cody's mustache come back too?

>>912925

This is the stupidest thing I've read today.

>>912926
>yfw Dudleys, Rhodes, New day 3-way TLC at WM

>>912926
This sounds good, but its not going to happen :(

>>912925
He got Cena'd

>>912925
>all these misused wrestling terminologies
>hurrr durrr the rumble was so bad
Benoit yourself

>>912929
Everything he wrote was correct.

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>>912926
>Rhodes Scholars

>>912877
Well that too, undoubtedly. All I meant was that they need new talent so at least we don't have anymore Orton v Sheamus type situations.

>>912893
This too, they're currently in a vacuum of star power. Would you bring in other names, or do you think someone on the roster already could be a draw?

>>912935
>he
Samefagging cunt

>>912935

This is the second stupidest thing I've read today.

>>912935
>Agreeing with yourself

>>912936
Y not? it puts Sandow back on tv and elminates stardust

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>>912943
>it puts Sandow back on tv

>>912938
>>912941
Try again, retards.

>>912930
Tables? Not again

>>912946
>Not liking Sandow
Fuck off mark

>>912946
Literally the only good reaction image this site has shit out tbqh

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>>912908
>>912909
I just don't want to get my hopes up lads.
I was a huge mark for him, but then the cash in happened and he was buried harder than my dick in between my pillows at night.

>>912951
>calls someone a mark for not liking a face
Are you retarded?

>>912952
First year?

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>>912946

>>912937
apolo is getting there but needs at least one more takeover to really establish himself, they got aries coming in hes a solid hand and can talk. Then if rumors are correct prince puma/ricochet is wwe bound he would be the guy they would build up as the next big face.
I guess corbin is always an option as well.

>Triple H gave himself the title

>>912955
>not knowing what a mark is
Are you nigger

>kenny omega is on capcomfighters twitch stream right now
Based Kenny about to get bodied by pro Street Fighter players

>>912962
Please enlighten me, what is a mark?

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Are we seeing McMahon/Helmsley era raw circa 2000/2001 beginning again?

>>912964
>not believing in sandow
You nigger

>>912964
Somebody that I disagree with.

So is styles going to be face or heel

>>912969
Styles is the king of faces

>>912969
Face

>>912966
Hopefully not

Will the Authority ever go away

>>912969

>le outsell merchandise

Face

>>912976
Nope.

>>912969
Face, for sure.

>>912976
Not until Reigns is accepted by everyone

>>912791
hope hes quitting the company so I dont have to watch his boring, heat-less matches anymore

>>912969
tweener
:^)

>>912976
Not until Roman turns heel and joins them like the rock did with the corporation

>AJ's shirt is literally sold out

>DAE HOW WILL WWE REACT TO STYLES????

>>912983
so it's not just me who thinks this. put goldust in the i.c. mix - much, much better wrestler than cody, and he has charisma.

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>pretend Sandow is good meme

>>912988
They'll pull a CM Punk on him though and give him less merc than Cena. They don't want to have some TNA creation become more popular than their home made stars

>>912988
decent shirt too not overly done like most wwe shirts.
WWE capitalized on the buzz right away, smart move from all involved.

>>912988
Its cool, you can buy all his merch at Prowrestlingtees

>>912991
Sandow is super over m8.

Why are people surprised Sandow is over as fuck?

Do you guys even forgot the cheers for him when he was the Miz's stunt double?

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>>912994
is this one still available?

reminder that goldust has been wrestling for 27 years, and is performing better than he ever has. how the fuck does he do it? he's been pretty banged up and on drink and drugs in the past too.

This Royal Rumble was great aside from Haitch winning.

I know it was the best situation they could make out of the current situation but fucking shit man, I am so sick of the authority. It's not even heel heat, the whole authority stable itself has just stuck around for too long and it's almost always the same story, different guy they're feuding with, except this time, everyone is going to get behind Haitch instead of the underdog

>>912988
Is that why it says its up for pre-order on WWEShop.com? Cause Triple Hs new shirt, the New Days Francesca shirts, and the Social Outcast shirts say that too and I just cant believe that people would actually buy the Francesca and Social Outcast shirts to the point where they would sell out...

>>913002
Dudes in the best shape of his life, also he is smart with injuries which why he hasn't been around until he is fully healed

>>912988

They have their main face now and will continue to push Roman to a sea of frustrated boos.

I really really really do not understand this willfully ignorant decision making.

AJ could have won last night and that place would have went bananas and ratings would be up tonight.

If they wanted a heel to win it how the fuck more ready can Bray be?

>>913002
DDP Yoga

>>913002
DDP YOGA BABY

>>912963
He's actually pretty good. I feel like he can beat a lot of the washed up hollywood players like Gootecks and Mike Ross

>>912998
it was long ago

>>913003
>aside from Haitch winning.
be quiet

>>913004
http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-aj-styles-merchandise-is-already-sold-out.php

>>913006
I honestly think this Brock feud is gonna be make it or break it for wyatt. If he can get heat from facing Brock than they will definitely move forward with him being a top heel

THE KING TOOK HIS HEAD

LEFT HIM BROKEN AND DEAD

>That pop when it was Dean vs HHH
>that moment where there was a tiny chance Dean might win
>Haitch wins
Felt bad lads

>>912859
I see the confusion here. What you meant to say was AJ wasn't sure if people would know who he was, which could be taken as meaning the same as what he actually said.

What you actually said was AJ thought nobody would know who he was, i.e. he thought they probably wouldn't know who he was, when in reality he wasn't sure either way.

>>913001
That one is sold out senpai. But we have loads more designs. Better act quick before WWE makes us pull it down. Nakamura gear is flying off the shelves as well.

>>913015
BOW DOWN TO THE

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>913016
Dean's not ready

>>913003
It was the better of two evils by a longshot for sure.

When they will get their head out of their asses and realize that people don't want Reigns I don't know. I'm not exactly sure how he sits with the casual/kids now, but I do remember they loved him and that seems to be the audience WWE cares about more sometimes

I'm not sure who they are trying to appeal to by putting the belt on HHH. He's not going to get any of the older crowd watching again, it was his main event run from about 2002 which started the decline in ratings. And no one younger gives a shit either.

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>AJ comes out on RAW and cuts some promo
>interrupted by the sound of a katana slashing through a plastic bottle
>Nakamura comes out

How hard do you mark out?

>>913020
He's been more ready than Roman for about 2 years now

>>913026
I mean creative is not ready for Dean, sadly.

>>913016
When was the last time a superstar has held two different titles at once?

I thought WWE is trying to avoid that to make it easier creatively to have reasons for people to feud

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>>913023
I'll have you know that all my old buddies from high school hit me up saying they're tuning in to raw tonight to see haitch.

>>913019
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEES

Whatre you guys expecting from MNR tonight?
Possibly a Bullet Club debut?
DB?

>>913024
COULD IT BE
ITS SHINJI MITSUBISHI

>>913029
Literally last year with Seth.

>Seth US/WHC
>Dean IC/WHC

It would've been pure poetry

>>913023
smarks mainly

>>913033
IS THAT MR. FUJI'S SON KOBAYASHI?

>>913029
Yeah I knew he wasn't winning but when he hit that first shoulder charge I thought haitch was going to drop

If Owens won earlier I would have been marking out and expecting him to win

>>913024
Not very since they had a match about 2 weeks ago

>>913033
IS THAT NINTENDO TOYOTA?

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/691720595030020101

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>next seven weeks of 20-minute hhh promos

>>913035
Oh yeah this was during the whole Rusev/Ziggler/Lana love feud

lets never do that again

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>>913040
KURT ANGLE

CALL ME KURT ANGLE

>>913032
YOU SEE ROMAN THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A B+ PLAYER

>>913033
IS THAT HONDA KAWASAKI?

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>>913040
PLEASE DBRY

it'll be undertaker, sting or the rock to come and get Reigns over

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who is it?

>>913042
At the beginning and the end.

belieb dat

>>913040
>https://twitter.com/WWE/status/691720595030020101
Randy for sure

Guys, how come Cena wasn't in the Rumble?

Why did AJ get streamlined straight to the main roster and not Samoa Joe/Aries/any other older star

>miami

the rock.

yawn.

>>913053
Injuried
>>913057
This is probably right

fuck

>>913056
AJ's a bigger deal than those guys

>>913053
recovering from shoulder surgery

>>913040

The Rock.

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>>913062
>>913057

>>913040
>Miami
The Rock

>>913057
Yep

>>913063
>>913063
>>913063
>>913063
Next thread

>>913059
prepare for:

>5 minute milking crowd entrance
>20 minute promo with roman, authority interrupts

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>mfw wwe put that b8 on twitter and they're really just referring to HHH

>>913040
>yfw it's Randy or the Undertaker

>>912966
>implyinh iy ever ended

>>913040
Boreton or Taker

>>912808

cody and tyler breeze tag team calling it now

>>912837
THIS

>>913024
Even harder than last night

>>913040
It has to be Bryan. They were sensible enough to keep him away from the rumble. DBry vs AJ fo sho. Screenshot this then suck my average sized penis later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb2mcuE-Y6w
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