Not that guy but I think he may have just misworded how strong they've made Titus look on occasion.
The company seems to have a mild boner for him but it's impeded by how generally talentless Titus is.
>sasha puts charlotte in bank statement
>charlotte instantly gets up and no-sells the bank statement after sasha leaves the ring
why is she so shit?
>you're just stupid
This coming from the idiot saying that Titus has gotten an uppercard push.
Oh you were just pretending to be retarded huh? Back to /b/ or whichever shit board you came here from.
>mfw that tv monitor becomes the most sought after 'title' in the company
>Only able to find momentum in an utter vacuum of star power
>Gets pushed harder than possibly any other talent in company history
>Still only lukewarm because his promos are a joke and he does next to nothing in ring
>Gets booed at major events
>B-but Roman is the guy...g-get fucked smarks
>Mfw an indie manlet debuted and was the smallest guy in the ring
I was so disappointed in that whole match. Becky and Charlotte were dreadful, the ending was an embarrassment to all involved, and they couldn't wait one night to start the next shit show.
Shame since that title match had one of the better build ups in recent months.
Vince is just repeating the same shit that flopped over 20 years ago.
Even so, let's not pretend that Reigns is ever going to win people over unless he suddenly becomes a much, much better performer.
>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
What happened to wrestlers? Why do they look so small?
THANK YOU HUNTER
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
You don't remember when they debuted? They changed up their entire plan of making them a heel faction and made them the stupid gospel good blacks. If you don't believe that they changed it because of rioting niggers then you're retarded.
It's those little things that count. Love that Bulgarian brute.
>mfw Lesnar is stuck facing the Wyatts until Summerslam
>if they booked him properly
They don't know how to book anyone properly. The only star they've made in the last decade is BMJ, and at least he was over organically at some point. Every other top guy has just been Vince being forced to react to fan support. He finds a guy he likes, crams them down people's throats and then sits back and wonders why we don't give a fuck.
>They changed up their entire plan of making them a heel faction
In a table for 3 and multiple podcasts they've literally said there was no original plan for them to be heels or "the new nation of domination" and that they were just testing various things out with Vince.
Why the fuck do you need to lie when you have the internet at your disposal? How is it possible to be this stupid and bring in something so unrelated into the discussion;
>mfw it wouldn't be bad if it was just Bray vs Lesnar because Bray bumps like a madman and has awesome offense that works great with his size and speed
>it's gonna be LOLINTERFERENCES and Brown Strongman the feud
Let's be honest WWE wants to keep Brock as far away from Roman as they can. Because as much as they are out of touch with their audience, they know that WE KNOW that Roman could NEVER legitimately beat Brock unless he does absurd training regiment for a year.
REEEEEE FUCK YOU VINCE
STOP LOOKING AT THE LOOKS AND LOOK AT THE TALENT
STOP GIVING PEOPLE WHO AREN'T TALENTED A PUSH
BROWN STRONGMAN LOOKS LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD WITH A FUCKING ADULT BODY
FUCK THAT NIPPLE PIERCED BABY FACED STUMBLING OAF
>mfw I didn't see this when it was live but I made particular note of how gorgeous and brutal Sasha's crossface was
>mfw thinking "can't be that bad"
>Sasha STILL IN THE RING
>Charlotte just sits up and looks mildly perturbed
H-Hey guy remember me? I'll be back by Summerslam to make the show worth watching again
>The “non-medical use” and associated abuse of prescription medications and performance enhancing drugs, as well as the use, possession and/or distribution of illegal drugs, by WWE Talent are unacceptable and prohibited by this Policy, as is the use of masking agents or diuretics taken to conceal or obscure the use of prohibited drugs.
So if you're not a "WWE Talent", none of that applies to you...
Bray has kayfabe magic powers and a stable to make things more challenging for Lesnar.
Besides a Bray/Heyman promo off would be fun. We got a guy who breaks kayfabe going off on a guy who is in a cult and demon more than Undertaker
>Bray vs Lesnar at WM
>Lesnar beats Bray in a straight up singles match but Bray goads him into hitting him with a chair whilst the ref is distracted as the family mauls Heyman or something
>the following months Lesnar becomes less controllable by Heyman
>Bray re-emerges around Summerslam
>claims he planted the seeds of chaos in Lesnar's mind or some shit Bray would say
>Bray vs Lesnar again at Summerslam
>Heyman gets taken out straight up before the match
>Bray hands Lesnar the same chair scenario
>Lesnar turns to go and beat him
>stops last second
>beats Braun down instead
>lays down for Bray after five sister abigails or some shit
>Brock replaces Braun as Bray's monster
Sasha is great both in the ring and out, except that I can't get over how transparent her performance is. I can't put my finger on why but it's obvious watching her that she's an actor in a play, which I know is what wrestling is, but Sasha makes it distractingly obvious for some reason despite her skill and charisma.
Might have something to do with how weak her offense is, and how her performance is so smooth and never portrays any urgency or struggle. It all seems artificial and rehearsed, which I again I know it usually is with divas, but I don't get that vibe as much from the others.
>Overrun by crossboarders, aspies, redditers, who think coming here and shitposting about Reigns and tipping their fedoras about Bray is common practice
the nxt girls would practice and practice and practice and practice their matches out in the performance center before doing them on nxt
it seems like sasha got so used to doing that that she doesnt know what to do when shes wrestling on raw and has to actually improvise. she looked lost in that awful match with becky lynch a few weeks ago
Don't give him that gimmick, then, he wouldn't be able to be in the foggy room with Bray anyway because he rarely shows up.
Just have him be at Bray's beck and call on special occasions.
>Wyatts are usually a 3 man unit again
>every now and then Bray calls in his Big-ass legit monster who suplexes motherfuckers
>have Brock grow out his UFC beard again to somewhat fit the gimmick but don't go full swamp, make the point that Bray can't fully exert control over the Beast or something along the lines
Why not? Why would big tough strong man be able to beat bigger tougher stronger man? How isn't a brainwashing demon guy more believable? It isn't about a realistic fight, it's about what they bring to the table, and Lesnar aces Reigns in every aspect kayfabe-wise. Even Neville would be more believable, since there is precedent in fiction for speedy, agile small guys besting lumbering mastodons. Reigns does nothing Lesnar can't do better.
>Even Neville would be more believable
>small guys stand a better chance at beating up Brock
Impeccable logic there. I wonder how many crazy pills you have to take to reach this level of dumb.
>Lesnar aces Reigns in every aspect kayfabe-wise. Even Neville would be more believable
How long until the cutest cutie in sports entertainment is brought up to the main roster?
Yeah I'd say he's shoot stronger than Reigns speaking of purely functional strength.
But Vinnie's kayfabe doesn't give two fucks about that.
Dave Meltzer has said before that they practice the matches in the Performance Center
It became obvious with Sasha Banks. She had a match with Becky Lynch on Main Event a few months ago and they did the exact same sequences and spots from their NXT Takeover match. When they couldnt do that on Raw a month ago, the match became a disaster and Sasha looked like a deer in the headlights at some points
Great meme responses. You do realise we're watching a scripted superhero fight movie and not UFC, right?
Instead of memeing back, I'll kindly ask you to provide a single example of any character beating a larger, more dominant character, without luck, and without bringing a different skill to the table.
>The observer reports that Sasha Banks is out injured for the foreseeable future and that Randy Orton will be undergoing another surgery
>before hugging Vince Rusev said "COME HERE BOSS"
I love him so much
>Even Neville would be more believable
If you think practicing matches or repeating sequences and spots is exclusive to NXT ladies you haven't watched a lot of wrestling.
Jericho discusses doing the exact same thing in his 1st book with Ultimo Dragon in 1995.
>You do realise we're watching a scripted superhero fight movie and not UFC, right?
I'd say the same thing to you but you're so far entrenched in your stupidity that you're using the same UFC logic to say Reigns can't beat up Lesnar but Neville can.
In that case El Torito should be world champ cause with his speed he can beat up and run away from everyone. That's how stupid you sound.
>Even Neville would be more believable
Please just stop.
I love Rusev so much, he deserved more than just to job to Roman.
>MFW Rusev, lying on his back, lifts up his arms after putting Roman through a table
>MFW Rusev carried out one of the table monitors as a trophy
He's fucking great.
Because he didn't do anything besides getting beat up. He sold that back body drop for Ryback like a champ though. Almost thought the fucker was going to fly straight over the top rope.
>one of the best athletes in the fed
>has arguably the best knack for psychology of the younger crop of guys
>radiates character and personality even working through a language barrier
>can speak and brings the in-character bantz
>can play off the crowd and gets heat with it
>can go off-the-cuff in segments with some improv
>banging a 10
How many years until he gets his WWEWHC run
It was expected but I still felt some emotions.
>her and his hair are completely tidy
>neither appear remotely dirtied or sweaty
>bedsheets are made as if they've only just slipped into them
I think they're just posing for a stock photo shoot.
I was almost beyond caring. The only remaining emotion was relief when haitch eliminated RR.
>Rusev does a weekly open challenge
>he cuts a promo
>"IF YOU WANT TV
>COME GET TV"
>nobody answers every week because it's just a TV monitor
>every single week Rusev walks back up the ramp and we get a tron segment of him finding a jobber, beating him up and dragging him out to the ring where he threatens a ref into calling an official match
wew, wish creative would let him run wild with this.
Genuine question- What has she done?
I know there were rumours that she leaked the engagement but were they ever confirmed or has everyone just assumed that was true because lolwomenamirite?
I know there was a brief twtter spat with Paige some time back but it seemed clear to me that was just Lana being kayfabe.
I don't know, maybe I missed something.
How else would TMZ get a hold of a selfie picture you took with your fiance if you didn't blatantly just send it out to them? She got hacked? I doubt it.
On the flip side, her doing that ended that awful feud, which was good cause it hurt everyone involved in it.
>owens vs. ambrose
a fucking war, andone of the best last man standing matches in WWE because it didnt end with someone being buried under crap
>New Day vs. Uces
people actually having fun vs. people pretending to have fun and us being told that they are having fun.
match was good tho.
>Listo vs. Del Perro
JBL talking shit on mexicans, botches galore.
its really hard to like Kalisto, but i love his offense.
>becky vs. charlotte
two women have a match, it ends with one of them as a champion.
way better female wrestler comes out in the end and gets an amazing pop.
>the Royal Bumble
this was fun.
Didnt expect AJ out so early, but it worked.
it was painfully obvious how not over Roman is. Just about everyone got a bigger reaction than him.
No reason for Jericho to be in there for that long.
Social Outcasts could have done something better.
Completely missed New Day getting eliminated.
The "lets pull Roman away from the match, beat the fuck out of him so he can run in later all fine"- spot was awful, and so was the way they handled Lesnar, although seeing him suplex Harper was awesome.
Everyone didnt go after Roman which is just fucking stupid.
But the absolute MVP of the PPV was Owens.
He had a great showing in the last man standing match, sold that match during his entrance, Got mad heat eliminating Styles, and did great character work with both Zayn and Ambrose.
Her friends could have sent it, maybe family, especially if they were offered a bit of cash for a story.
Hell, Rusev could have sent it, you don't know what kind of guy he is in real life.
So there was no confirmation that Lana did it? It's just assumed?
You should be paying attention to your teacher, kiddo, not reading about wrasslin on the internet.
Heard a rumor that Scott Steiner was backstage last night
Is he returning? Was he just looking for a bathroom?
I'm 99% positive that Lana sent it. She was stuck in a feud where she was wrestling for Ziggler and cucking his real life fiance. And with how she likes to rant about working hard to learn how to wrestle and make her in-ring debut, it's not a shock.
Either way, it's done. No one enjoyed that dumb feud.
Jericho was literally running the rumble. You've got to consider there were a LOT of first timers this year, and most of the veterans were in quick elimination spots. The guy was directing AJ Styles practically the whole time. Watch when either of them is down, they're incredibly close to each other the entire match.
You can also see brock go over to Jericho before he knees Braun 3 times, when the camera pans from Brock prior it doesn't show Jericho talking. Jericho also had to direct Brock who hasn't done a Rumble in 13 years
Good spot. My guess is that because Strowman had relatively limited input, they left his direction to Harper/Rowan, because that'd make sense in kayfabe if they got caught out. I don't remember seeing Strowman near Jericho as much as Jericho near Styles.
Neither him nor Dean should have been in the Rumble because just being in there completely no-sold their match, especially Dean with how long he lasted
>when he actually has to do his spots.
He probably shouldn't be doing a SUPERKICK if he's trying to sell his leg, there's like a million other moves
>memelards don't like Owens
Other way around fatso
True, I guess he could've chose a better move.
The way I see it is that he just wanted to sell heavily for the entrance to make note of the damage done, then when he got in the ring it would be a mix of "he was playing a little possum" and "adrenaline"
You could even say he chose a superkick specifically after selling his leg to make him seem like a duplicitous Heel but that's some godly meta-shit and theres no use even getting into it.
It doesn't make sense for either of their characters to NOT appear.
>Kevin Owens always fights for a bigger prize
>Dean Ambrose is DA LUNATIC FRIDGE
Unless one of them had literally been carted off in a fucking ambulance, they both should've been there
>The way I see it is that he just wanted to sell heavily for the entrance to make note of the damage done, then when he got in the ring it would be a mix of "he was playing a little possum" and "adrenaline"
>You could even say he chose a superkick specifically after selling his leg to make him seem like a duplicitous Heel but that's some godly meta-shit and theres no use even getting into it.
I'm talking to an actual mark in 2016
>It doesn't make sense for either of their characters to NOT appear.
Other than the fact that they were in a last man STANDING match
As in Owens should NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STAND UP
WWE no-sold their own match
I highly doubt Rusev was enjoying watching his fiance make out with Dolph Ziggler while his own character was made to look stupid, I'm sure he wanted out of that shitty angle as badly as she did.
I agree that it probably was Lana, but my point is there's enough doubt to make me feel uncomfortable branding her as a career-ruiner, you know?
But you're right, at least it's over.
Can't wait for them to do nothing remotely interesting on Raw tonight.
Which WWE Superstar would be the cutest anime?
>You want to take me out for ice cream?
>I said, you want to take me out for ice cream? What?
>Are you trying to tell me I should enjoy this frozen treat?
>Do, I, LOOK like I want a waffle cone?
>You know what I do, give me, eleven of them sum bitches.
>I want rocky road, *pause*
>Mint chocolate chip, *pause*
>WEDDING CAKE *pause*
>BANANA SPLIT *pause* WITH A CHERRY ON TOP *pause*
>CREME BRULEE! *pause*
>STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI! *pause*
And an Oreo Mcflurry
*waiting for bystanders to collect themselves*
The bottom line is I'm gonna keep eating these ice creams until I'm big breast enough for the royal rumble, and that's the bottom line, you baka son of a bitch!
>You see Roman-chan, big breasts are a status symbol, and I'm afraid you're just a B-cup player
Know what, I wasn't so convinced about Owens, i mean the guy is good but i had my doubt, but after the Rumble and his 2 matches 8sort of) I do believe he has all the right tools to be a fantastic heel, A+ card even.
I know WWE will fuck him up somehow, but there's a slim of hope that he will be amazing 2 years from now.
Her autism wouldn't translate to the main roster. LOOK I MAKE GOOFY FACES WHILE BEING CARRIED IN PROMOS xDD
Deanetty got nice reactions last night from the WWE universe that packed the Rumble to capacity
Asuka gets reactions from 500 (packed) full sail losers in a place where Tyler Breeze and Neville were massively over.
How did Kofi get eliminated?
because he landed on Big Es shoulders, got a coke, went to chill on the hard cam side, wanted some popcorn and got the crowd chanting for popcorn, and i think he was there when Reigns got walked out.
but then he just disappeared.