wwe/ general #1771 Fit Bo Dallas edition

BRIE MODE

what race is he?

>>898556

>Payback was bland and dragged on for far too long.

It most definitely wasn't. That was the elimination match and cucks like you were already speculating saying Roman would end up beating all 3 of them and it ended up being a 5 star match with a clean sweep.

>>898554
I find Bo Dallas truly inspiring.

That a man with Downs Syndrome can wrestle for the premier organization in the world is nothing short of remarkable.

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>>898560
BAWK

>>898564
Wyatt Family-sian

>>898560
How does it feel monitoring /wwe/ 24/7 to make a non-creative post in hopes for replies only to get ignored?

>>898570
You replied, didn't you?

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>>898564
american.

>>898564
hes a transgender native american

>>898572
I'll probably be the only one. Unless we count your samefag responses

>>898580
How would you know it's posted in every thread though, anon?

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in4bliss

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ryback royal rumble elimination list

daniel midget bryan
dean romans little buddy ambrose
cm crybaby punk
fin gaylor
sami gayn
jack fagger
big baboon ass e
alberto del taco

ryback winner new wwe champ

kevin obese owens eliminates himself after seeing hotdog in crowd

>>898585
she looks better without makeup Tbh

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>>898585

AND YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CqNvXDm6uk

Bo said that all of the #SocialOutcasts are going to win the rumble

>>898560
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH

>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6IP44P4GcA

And then I wake up.

>>898598
FAT DICK

>>898560
>tfw unironically enjoy that song
Being stupid is sometimes really fun.

>>898598
>>898601

phs

>>898593
How do you think wrestlers feel about seeing spazs following them and asking for photos from town to town?

>>898602
I like it too, anon.

>>898600
I wonder if he hears YES chants in his sleep.
The man has created a monster

>>898604
How do spergs afford to travel like that?

Most WWE wrestlers make six figures and they still save up on travel expenses, especially those who don't have their own bus

>>898600
damn lucky you i would hate to be in that nighmare too

>>898604

Probably happy.

>>898604
depends if they are face or heels and where and when.

>>898609
most of these events are probably in Florida so it's not that hard to drive around seeing NXT shows

>>898604
>>898609

Why do you think he isn't getting those pictures from in and around the Tampa area? It doesn't seem like he'd need to travel cross country to show up to multiple meet'n'greets with NXT wrestlers.

>3
>2
>1
>WABBADOO! DOO DOODOO DOOOOO

Could Big Match John overcome the odds and take down Roman? Or would Roman overcome the odds and beat Cena?

>>898607
>The man stole a monster
the chant is still over.

>3
>2
>1
>ERRRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw2rPDYUdfY

Would mark

>>898607
And it keeps getting stronger?

> WrestleMania will never be THIS hype again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU

>>898620
based

>>898612

And how pushy or demanding or otherwise a pain in the ass the person is.

>>898564

his father is IRS

whats william regal themes name

>>898628
Villain?

>>898625
exactly, i remember one of those follow the guys around for wm videos or whatever, some dude was waiting for a wrestler and he was like "appreciate you waiting until i was done to ask for picture"

>>898628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4llf0rsDs

>>898621
>tfw we went from this to superroman
>tfw vince is sitting on gold but he'd rather wwe burn with roman at the helm

>>898632
thank

>>898620
If he was going to wrestle again he would've done so in NXT last year

I think the King is done :_;

So I'm watching Rollins/Cena @ SS2015 televised for the first time. The only other time I've seen it was live. Rollins is so fucking elite. The guy is in another level.

>>898621

and to think that Vince, the guy who is dead set on Reigns being the next "guy" wanted Bryan to face Shay-moose at WM XXX

>>898637
and to think that Triple H, the guy who is dead set on Reigns being the next "guy" wanted Bryan to not even become champion at WM XXX

>>898621
last years wrestlemania main event was hype as fuck once the match started

>>898641
For the exact opposite reasons

>>898621
Man, this vid was so fucking hype. Bryan winning at XXX was such a feel good moment. It's hard to believe it's only been 2 years.

>>898642
the atmosphere during it was crazy though

>>898639
Proof?

>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax3FVRteJd4

How hard do you mark?

>>898643
Speaking of hype videos, this is an amazing video of 2015's moments, granted the year was mostly shit but video has some good stuff from NXT and WWE

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3lln99

>>898639
I don't know man. Vince being on t.v. is proof to me of how much of his idea this is, and how desperate he is for Reigns to be the guy

why does roman still wear his body armor? isn't he ripped enough to go shirtless?

>>898646
>“Most of the WWE performers were really defensive of Reigns, and there was a weird bitterness at the vocal fans that really caused the change of plans that has come across with several. Even those who won’t knock the fans are very defensive of Reigns being a victim here.

>Unlike with Batista who was part-time and also last year everyone but Vince and HHH recognized Bryan should be champion, this year they knew the company had spent a year building Reigns and the fans put his climax in jeopardy, and eventually cost him it. But that’s the business.”

http://fansided.com/2015/04/10/wwe-rumors-wwe-locker-room-thinks-roman-reigns-got-screwed-at-wrestlemania/

>>898648

I'd mark after he beats Santino for fastest elimination

>>898651
He's samoan, he has titties.

>>898651

why does kevin owens wrestle in a t-shirt and basketball shorts?

>>898648
Rey Mysterio is never coming back though...

>>898655

He also wears a bra under his shirt

>>898658
Not until Vince needs somebody dead.

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>>898651
he looks fine without it, but i guess they want him to keep wearing it since its his official look at this point

>>898663
This. You don't take the fucking bat logo off Batman or the S off Superman.

At this point Roman is Cena 2: Electric Boogaloo and is more akin to a superhero than anything else. Cena has the hat and bright colors, Roman has black combat gear. It's his visual branding, along with the long black hair.

>>898663
HAHA LOOK AT THIS FATTY

FAT FUCK
FAT FUCK
FAT FUCK

ROMAN OBESITY OWENS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>898663
Looks brushes up as fuck

>>898668

Post a picture of yourself shirtless you fatso

>>898669
Did me insulting Roman offend you?

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>>898668
Outside of the tattoo he looks basically the same as he did here

>>898663
Holy shit this is more shooped than Playboy

>>898666
You know he could still change his attire and keep the chest insignia

Stop making excuses for him using Shield as a crutch

>>898670

Not insulted, just find it hilarious that some neckbeard who never works out calling anyone fat but is probably a fan of Kevin Owens.

>>898671

He's a 10% bigger Randy Orton.

>>898668
Literally every photoshoot is
18+

>>898675
Even if I was a fat neckbeard that doesn't disprove what I said. I guess you have a lot of growing up to do man, sorry I insulted your favorite wrestler. Didn't know you would take it personally

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3nhhlr_wwe-royal-rumble-2015-the-royal-rumble-match_sport

>that dead crowd
>that reaction to dbry's elimination
>that realization of wwe's shit roster
>total of 3 wrestlers worth cheering for in the entire rumble

How are they gonna top 2015?

>>898681
>AJ Styles number 26
>BEST RUMBLE EVAR
Smarks are too easy.

>Kane beat Bray Wyatt in a physical match. Highlight was Wyatt doing a crotch chop and telling Kane to "suck it"

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>>898671
That photo is over 3 years old. Here's something more current:

>>898684
What the fuck is that tattoo

What is this 18+ meme

>>898675
I can feel the rage from all the way over here

>>898686
Samoan tribal shit about how they're the best pretend fighters in the world.

>>898680

>favorite wrestler
>this projecting

You always post this shit in every thread, which makes me wonder why you're always thinking about Roman's chest if you hate him so much. Are you gay or something?

>>898675
And if his job was to have aesthetics you might have a point, but you don't.

18+

>>898687
If somebody has an opinion different to yours you use it to imply they're under 18 and therefore automatically wrong.

>>898691

He does his job just fine getting the women to scream for him.

>>898690
Probably the same fag that was obsessed with haitches nipples

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>>898604
They love it.

>>898690
All I said was the picture was brushed up.

RIDF, please take a break

>>898695
He's like the inverted version of a butterface, hence the chestpiece

...holy shit Reigns is literally the inverted Orton

>>898695
>women think he's hot
>kids think he's a superhero
>Vince knows he's a money maker

>tfw live in florida
>watching parents dogs
>have enough money to go to rumble

tickets are $50 each on stubhub and i want to go take my girlfriend but i dont want to come home to piss and shit

what do i do bros

>>898681
didn't watch it last year, but boogeyman returned?? I had no idea, damn

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What the fuck sadistic type of hold is this

>>898698

Why does Kevin Owens wrestle in a t-shirt like the fat kid at the swimming pool?

>>898701
Reigns house shows draw less than the Orton circuit

> being a worse audience draw than 2K15 Randy Orton

>>898706
I don't know if you think insulting Kevin Owens will make me mad or disprove that the picture is brushed up, but everyone knows he is fat. There is no hiding KO's weight, Roman on the otherhand is a different story.

>>898710

>Roman on the otherhand is a different story.

Why are you so obsessed with seeing another man's chest?

>>898686
he pretends he's a robot

>>898706

Advertise his merch and make dat dem dere money. Since making dat dem dere money is his entire gimmick.

Why does goddamn Dean Ambrose wear a shirt when he's reasonably muscular and lean?

>#30
>Roamin' completely gassed
>3
>2
>1
>lights cut
>GONG

Imagine how strong Roman would look if he retired taker at Mania.

>>898713
HE'S A PRIZE FIGHTER MAGGLE.

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>>898714
Well, he is the next taker after all
>inb4 bray
Too fat

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>>898713
he's paying homage to the GOAT jimmy wang yang

based ambrose 2bh

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>>898716
>Roman next anyone but The Rock

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>>898636
>Rollins is so fucking elite.
Agreed

Post more elite wrestlers

>>898705
Nose claw?

>>898713
Ambrose has been getting his shirt ripped up to get the "Sexy" pop

>>898722

>mic skills

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>>898722
OK

>>898729
literally who

>>898730
> he isn't READY, WILLING...and GABLE

Laugh at this poor fool

>>898711
I'm not. RIDF, please tweet about your frustrations.

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>>898722

Young bucks will debut at the rumble, right lads?
I pay to see Yung bucks yes?

>>898729
>>898730

Shelton Benjamin?

>>898733

>RIDF

Please have sex you shut in polturd.

>>898733
you show up every time romans name is mentioned and then you start talking about his chest

you're obsessed

>>898734
>how you want your cash-in pham?

also long-haired renee was much more qt

>>898729

Doomed to fail as a tag team imo, Gable could do really well on his own.

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>>898735
Samoan Young Bucks are already in a match

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>>898741

>>898741
I want to pull on her ponytail and then run away desu.

>>898742
> doomed to fail as a tag team

What's it like being this wrong?

>>898745

>Cashing in on CEENAWWW on cancer awareness month when his powers are at full strength

>>898735
They're signed to ROH for most of this year

>>898745

The next time I see anyone call buried on a midcard loss, I will post this.

>>898735
I would stop watching.

>>898740
Bitch I was busy playing MGS3. I literally just got here. Not my fault 2 people happen to share the same opinion on your shitty wrestler.

>>898750
Is not matter, they can fight.
>>898755
Homosexual

>>898748

Wanna bet? Winner gets to kiss the loser

>>898758
Main roster fumbling with them does not make them a failure.

You're a #faget.

>>898759

Nice dodge

>>898596
>went from Intercontinental Champion to jobber

Why?

So Punk deems his career with the WWE as a failure considering he never main evented Wrestlemania, how would you rate Punk's career besides that?

>>898760
No I will not make out with you

>>898762
Also being pushed by Vince, remember the deport angle they did with drew?

>>898763
Best talker in the company, no other guy will come again with his promo cutting abilities.

>>898765
>Best talker in the company, no other guy will come again with his promo cutting abilities.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>898751

Better yet, I say that, in honor of the fallen, we call Cena burying someone into the mantle Sandowing.

For instance, Wade Barrett got Sandowed

>>898764

Nice dodge

>>898767
Barrett got buried by Cena same with the rest of the Nexus which still remains to this very day the most retarded fucking thing Cena has written with creative.

>>898765

No other person will be allowed to come close to Punk's mic skills. I don't know how on earth he managed to get Vince to let him off card so he could cut extemporaneous promos instead of Vince's scripted horseshit.

>>898745
this gave me PTSD

>>898768
> repeating something over and over like a stroke victim

Buy a rope

>>898763
He got people talking about WWE and the mainstream actually gave almost half of a shit about wrestling while he was big.

If vince actually gave a shit about any of his talent we'd see a much different and better WWE. Punk could have did some great shit.

>>898770
Doesn't Cena do his shit on the fly too? I think at a certain point he doesn't care as long as you hit the bullet points.

>>898770
Maybe thats why now Vince micromanage stuff?

A shame because maybe this way guys like Roman wouldnt suck as much or Cole being boring as he is.

>>898772

You're using rudeness to dodge because you're scared you'd lose

>>898769

By a wide goddamn margin. I don't have a problem with Cena and the faces in general winning in the end. I have a problem with Cena pulling rank and insisting Team Cena win and Summerslam instead of giving the Nexus a big win to really put them over and carry the feud into SvS at least, when the faces can finally get their big win. Which would begin the dissolution of The Nexus, which could culminate with Cena beating Barret at Wrestlemania or some shit.

Instead of literally burying Barrett under chairs at TLC because CENAWINSLOL. Burying Barrett like that was a complete waste of a competent wrestler with heel charisma to spare.

Are there gonna be any streams for the rumble? I remember last year based ausbro streamed

>>898782
just use the network you clown, it's free

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>>898782

network.wwe.com

>>898782
wwenetwork.com

>>898782

wwe.com/network

to the anon who was trying to get caught up on WWE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LpqTMRj-gTJx4vhtU3T2jny1J787CDCZ0TXhLSMaR6M/edit

>>898782
Reddit or Woo will probably have an stream.

>>898783
>>898785
>>898786
>>898788
Can I cancel the sub before it charges for the next month?

>>898791
>97 viewers

Where the fuck else is this being posted

If you have the network on trial you can stream it via a console right?

>>898793
You can cancel the day you sign up and the account will remain active until the month is up
>>898796
yes

>>898795

plebbit probably

>>898572
>>898584
Fucking hell you're a faggot

>>898793
Yes.

>>898795
guess ^:)

>>898791
>Divas Championship: The only title in WWE for women, with a long, painful, ignominious history. Currently enjoying increased prestige due to legacy of women like AJ LEE and PAIGE, as well as the influx of women from developmental territory NXT (CHARLOTTE, BECKY LYNCH, SASHA BANKS) increasing match quality.
Fucking kek.

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>You need at least 9.99 in your account to start a sub even if the first month is free

>>898783
>>898785
>>898786
>>898788
>canada
>network
Fuck you Americunts

>>898806
use a proxy

>>898776
I have no interest in kissing you gaylord

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>Mfw I'll be feasting on IWC smarks tears at a time like this tomorrow

Whether it's Hunter or Reigns overcoming the odds, I know for a fact some neckbeard will be pissed that not a single member of the memellet club debuted, Daniel Bryan didn't show, or he did and he got tossed out by Sheamus, and just something mind numbingly stupid that happened that even I couldn't think of that is bound to elicit a negative response from the internet wrestling community.

Reminder, that wrestling becomes fun when you treat it like a comedy.

>>898782

Just use the free trial for PPVs man

>>898804
How is that not true?
>>898805
>being this poor

>>898812
I'm NEET m8 what you want?

>tfw don't even have a credit card so can't sign up to the network

The Three Burials of Kevin Owens

Lost at Survivor Series
Lost at TLC
About to lose at Royal Rumble

poor fatass

>>898812
>increased prestige
>increasing match quality

>>898807
But then you cant post here

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>>898809
same. can't wait. I watch with my casual friends (only PPVs). the only joy I have is knowing they'll always be disappointed after an event while they live out their married normie lives.

>>898815
Owens is clearly winning at the Rumble.
The rumor is Ambrose and Jericho are starting a program. They don't need a title for that.

>>898815
He'll get put over eventually. They set his standard pretty high with his first win over BMJ, plus he puts on great matches.

>>898814

>that feel when just bought a 3-month card

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>>898812

>divas title and prestige in the same sentence.

>>898812
Uhh i dont know how about the divas division being way better before vs now. Idiot

>>898821
>they aren't sold outside of the US
t-thanks vince

>>898564
Windham is an english name so he has anglo saxon in him aswell as Italian from Rotunda
His family look native too though

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>tfw owens wins by powerbombing Dean through a table

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>>898826

>mfw he doesn't get to hold a title for 6 more months

>>898826
>Not the ring steps.

>New Day enters together
>Big E and Xavier gets eliminated but stay ringside
>Catches Kofi every time he gets tossed out
>Kofi becomes one of the last competitors

>>898809
You should probably just find a better hobby

>>898826
Who?

>>898832

My hobby is laughing at uptight people like you

>>898831
I wonder how the locker room reacted watching that
>>898833
Kevin Steen powerbombing Jon Moxley

>>898830
Thats lame and the same shit as last year

>>898833
Did he smell some McDonalds?

>>898823
Becky vs. Charlotte is way better than Nikki burying Paige for months on end

>Last Man Standing Match

This is a way for Dean for not having to eat a pin so he can lose the title and stay strong as the second top babyface in the company.

>>898834
Then you can't even get that right

>>898815
Please see >>898745
to see what an actual burial is. Kevin Owens will be a part of WWE's midcard for years to come.

>>898841
How exactly is not being able to answer a 10 count less damaging than not being able to answer a 3 count?

>>898841
Cause a 10 count better than a 3 count..

>>898845
Eating a pin way worse than a count out. Eating a pin = buried

>>898841
No, it's to keep both of them out of the rumble so smark babies don't cry

>>898841
Dean ain't losing the title. Having him hold the IC strap is the perfect way to keep him away from Roman's domain.

>>898845
>>898847
It's just a common way of viewing the business since it's inception.
That's why Ambrose has had so many DQ finishes lately. They don't want him to look weak.
Being unable to win a LMS match wouldn't make him look weak because it would show how hard he fought the entire time.

>>898845
>>898847
You gain respect and look strong with count outs. See Bret Hart sharpshooting Stone Cold, Stone Cold passed out and lost but still looked strong.

>>898849
There is a better chance of >>(You) making a quality post than there is of Reigns not being shit on tomorrow

>>898853
There are no submissions for LMS

>>898842

Why are you so mad? The Rumble isn't till later and you're already mad lol.

Dean isnt losing tomorrow you dumbasses.

>>898856
My point is eating a pin is bad, submitting is worse. Count outs/not responding or giving up makes wrestlers look strong.

>>898854
There is a better chance of Daniel Bryan winning the Rumble than there is of >>(You) getting laid.

>>898857
> all this projection

What will smarks do when Roman doesn't get booed?

>>898865
It's NXT territory. He'll get booed.

>>898865
Insist that he got no pop.

>>898865
He'll get booed when the Lesnar factor shows up.

>>898862
That's not what your Mom told me

>>898865
Roman's not over, the superman punch is over

>>898863

u mad kid?

When was the last time Brock even participated in the RR

>>898865
> he thinks that Reigns is getting cheered in front of a smarky crowd

Go to bed Vince you've got some more OUT. OF. TOUCH. ideas to come up with

>>898872
> if I keep repeating that he's mad I'll accomplish...something

#Groanzone

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>>898876

>Roman didn't get booed in Philly
>Roman didn't get booed in New York
>But he'll for sure get booed in Florida

OH MY!

>>898879
Floridian here, this isn't just any part of Florida, this is Central florida where all the smarks live and go to NXT.

If it was in Miami it'd be mark central.

>>898879
I want you to Cap this post and look it at before #2 enters the Royal Rumble

>>898879
He didn't get booed in Philly because the whole night it was obvious a title change was happening. People hated Sheamus as champion.
He didn't get booed in NYC, nor did he really get cheered either. Fans chanted for Bryan and Punk.

>>898877

Why did you take offense to my post pham? What about it triggered you?

So how dumb will the LMS finish be, fellows?

Lately the match has been all about the babyface trapping the heel under something so they can't escape rather than actually defeating them.

Couple that with Ambrose who is a magnet for bad finishes and we're gonna be in for rough one.

>>898887
If Dean goes over, then he'll dirty deeds owens on something and "knock him out cold".

If Owens goes over, then it's a powerbomb.

>>898884
>it was obvious a title change was happening
It wasn't. He got cheered because he beat up Haitch the night before.

>>898885
I really hope you're just shitposting and not actually this obtuse.

>>898885
I hope you get cancer

>>898889
The second Vince showed up, everyone knew a title change was happening.

>>898889
I'd cheer anyone who beats up that giant nosed cunt 2bh

>>898874
2003 when he won

>>898888
That's too wrestling based

WWE needs more dumb Looney Tunes shit in its gimmick match finishes, like an exploding TV set

>>898890
>>898891

Uh oh I already pissed off the aspies and redditers by doing nothing.

>>898892
Bruh I was there. Nobody knew it was happening.

>These excuses

I expect to be reading more nonsense like this tomorrow. You're honestly pathetic.

Go back to reddit or whatever forum you crawled out of.

>>898896
You're not making anybody "mad" you silly little boy.

>>898895
Won't happen sadly. It's just a match to exhaust 2 core wrestlers for the Rumble anyways regardless of who goes over.

>>898900
Can't wait to see you make excuses tomorrow when Reigns gets violently shat on before the RR match even starts pal

>>898901

>Say I can't wait for all the mad idiots who will be mad regardless of what happens
>A bunch of mad guys start calling me names

I wonder what emotion you are kid.

any lads got a good site to watch old wrestle manias like 26?

>>898905
Right now? I just kinda pity you a little bit.

>>898903

Won't be making any excuses, it is what it is. Unlike you I can come to terms with reality without making excuses like, "W-w-well he wasn't really cheered either"

>>898906
Daily motion and Vimeo have alot of PPVs, give those a check

>people buy tickets to shows and PPVs to boo
>people buy PPV/network so they can talk shit about the content
>think they're making a difference by complaining
Vote with your wallets you impotent cunts.

>>898907

You saw my post and you got so peeved you felt the need to start insulting me, and now you feel pity for me cause you're upset you fit into that demographic of neckbeards who will be blowing a gasket over mandrama.

>>898912
Swing and a miss. Sorry, slugger.

>>898908
Sure you won't.

>>898913
>>898915

Be more subtle with your samefag.

>>898769
Edge and Jericho are two of the biggest Cena shills but even they both condemned the booking of the Summerslam match vs Nexus and thought Cena was dumb

>>898774
Roman doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would be any good at ad libbing a promo.

>>898918
Because theyre the only 2 people who saw it could have awful long term effects, and lo and behold it did.

>>898917
After you:

>>898908
>>898912

(Not what samefagging is either, newbie. Lurk moar.)

>>898922

>Talking to a retard who still says "lurk moar"

Proof that neckbeard smarks aren't older than 15.

>this one faggot fishing for replies and acting like he isnt a retard
Stop replying to him you mongoloids

>>898919
Wait, you mean to tell me the guy who thought "THIS ISN'T BORING, THIS IS REAL LIFE?" would get Chi-Town on his side, just might not be a good promo?

>>898924
Proof that you're underage

>>898925

Here's a pity (you) dumbass.

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Hello, I'm here for the job interview

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It's that time again /wwe/:

Post opinions that are synonymous with pic related:

>I hate Roman Reigns
>Kevin Owens is a good wrestler
>I can't wait for the Bullet club to debut

>>898931
He needs to get clean

>>898932
>I enjoy Divas

>>898932
> [contrarian immature shitposting]

>>898932
>i post shitty contrarian meme posts on 4chan

>>898926
When did this happen?

>>898933
He's been clean for almost 5 years.

>>898940
Still not clean enough

>>898937
>>898938

You must be the worst of the worst shitposters on /woo/ for you to get banned on there.

>>898939
Go-Home RAW for Hell in a Cell

>>898942
> dumb fedoraposter babby is literally in tears now

>>898926
I was responding to someone claiming that Roman would be better without being micromanaged.

was jeff hardy vs cm punk the best feud over the last 5 years

>tfw you've liked Dean Ambrose for a long time but he's just getting worse

All he needs now is to catch tater tots from Roman, and it's old Yeller time.

>>898946
I was being flip, m8. Not knockin ya

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>>898940

>he hasn't been clean his whole life

>>898945

>this mad he got banned on /woo/

>>898949
He needs to start borrowing from his CZW days

>>898948
It was over 6 years ago.

> time keeps on slippin'

>>898954

He needs to get released

>>898948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhzwhAYy5hA

this made me legitimately angry

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>>898953
> crying so much all he can say is "y-you got b-b-banned from w-woo"

>>898957
and go where? Japan? He's currently porking Renee the interview girl, he isn't going anywhere.

>>898960

>He actually does unironically post on /woo/ and thinks his opinion should be taken seriously

I'd tell you to have sex but I fear you're 10 years into being a wizard you cuck

>>898963
I just opened it up to prove you wrong, gayboy.

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>triple h is winning the rumble and there's nothing you can do about it

so how badly is wwe, going to fuck up aj/nakamurs time? does the shovel man, need to force vince to stay the fuck away from them
?

more importantly is WWE going to be stupid enough to force them to use different names?

>>898969
Probably will be shortened just to Nakamura because that's Vince's thing, AJ will still be called AJ Styles, he's previously worked for WWE.

>>898971
If Senor Joe got to keep his name they'll surely be keeping theirs.

>>898971
WWE may let AJ Styles go by that name in order to cover up any AJ Lee references

>>898974
If Austin Aries got to keep his name I'm sure they're keeping the same name.

>>898971
>>898974
>>898979
Shinsuke Nakamura is too long of a name for Vince's old man brain, he'll be Nakamura or something completely different.

>>898981
Wacky Nacky, the NEEEW funk o SAURUS!!

>>898971
>so how badly is wwe, going to fuck up aj/nakamurs time?

So who actually cares other than wootists and redditers?

>>898981
He'll be Max Moon Vers. 2.0

now that I think about it, what do you think nakamura's finisher going to be? I seriously doubt he will be allowed to use the Bomaye, look at all of WWE injuries. the styles clash assuming AJ tells others how to take it shouldn't be to giant of a problem, but the bomaye, just seems like it's far to stiff to be used.

>>898985
Even those who don't really know them would like to have some new stars instead of just Roman all the time.

>>898985
> pretending not to like wrestlers you've never watched

18+

>>898979

>Prince Devitt showed on the titantron when he debuted
>Kana showed on the titantron when she debuted

>>898971
WWE is in full Roman mode so... Pretty bad. At best they'll get a dirty win against Roman once in five years in a shitty main event PPV.

At worst they never get past lower midcard.

>>898991

>misusing memes you have no clue about to try and fit in
>watching outlaw wrestling

>>898990
>New stars

You mean new midcarders in the same tier as Tyler Breeze eh?

>>898992
but then they changed to their new names right away. Austin's name never changed on it. Plus they already have his shirts made

>>898996
> only watching WWE

Underage.

>>899000

>Posts about outlaw wrestling in the /wwe/ general

>Royal Rumble 2016
>Final two combatants standing during the RR are Reigns and Ambrose
>Haitch makes astounding return with his trusty slegdehammer
>Haitch pulls a swerve by striking Ambrose with Reigns turning heel by joining in the assault
>Reigns become the newest top authority shill
>Rollins makes surprise return and becomes an antihero babyface
>triple threat match between all of the ex shield members at WM 32

Should I forward this to creative?

Neville is proof that all these indie hires are just to keep them out of the spot light in other companies.

Shit, Vince couldn't even remember Kevin Owens' name.

>>899006

The only people more dumb than "LOOK IN MY EYES" are the ones who think Rollins is coming back any time before summerslam.

>>899006
Shield triple threat was never on WWE's mind, they're that retarded.

>>899005
> guys who are coming to WWE

Try keeping up.

>>899012

>vanilla midgets who won't get over with anyone

>>899006
as much as I would love to have rollins back so soon, let's be honest here, the earlist he is coming back baring him getting a blood infusion from super cena, is a month before summeslam.

>>899010
>WWE caring about the welfare of their employees more than their profits and ratings

>>899022

>Someone with a torn ACL and meniscus will show up tomorrow

Uh huh. Chris Benoit showing up too?

>>899023
Yes, he will be facing Bronson in a casket match

10
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BZZZZZzzzZZZT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUFIjs3k3_U

>>899017
> Nakamura
> vanilla midget

Blind or stupid? Please let me know.

>>899019
Alright, than have it be Bork

Should I email it to Vince and Dunn?

>>899029
Too busy killing it in Lucha Underground

>>899029
Can't see him ever going back. He was the Jannetty to The Miz of all people.

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> Shinsuke Nakamura with American vanilla midget

>>899036
Miz is The Jannetty

He fell further and is basically a mic stand now while Johnny is a top guy in AAA and the face of Lucha Underground

>>899041
>top guy in AAA and face of LU

Implying any of that matters to your average mark

>>899061
> implying the average mark's opinion matters

Best in El Mundo. #Johntourage

Rate this idea

>Roman in the ring looking strong
>the icon of ECW Tommy Dreamer comes out
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of WCW Sting comes out
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of ROH Daniel Bryan makes a surprise return
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of UFC undefeated UFC fighter CM Punk makes a surprise return
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of TNA Samoa Joe debuts of the main roster
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of NJPW AJ Styles debuts
>Roman eliminates him and wins the Rumble to retain the title
>suddenly the icon of WWE Triple H leaves the commentary table and gives Roman a pedigree and tosses him out of the ring
>since Roman retained at the Rumble, at WrestleMania he will go one on one against the icon of the WWE Triple H

>>899030

Shrewd enough to know when someone won't get over. Stay butthurt.

>>899065
Bookit/10

>>899066
> the guy with more charisma in his head stubble than most of the WWE roster combined won't get over

Confirmed for stupid.

>>899069

>A guy who doesn't speak English as his first language will get over with the marks
>He has charisma cause he dresses in leather pants, has a side part hairstyle and pretends to be Michael Jackson

Trying hard to think of a scenario where this happened. Maybe you can enlighten me fatty, Tajiri? Yokozuna? Yoshi Tatsu?

Anyone got like to the original AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA?

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>tried to make a new thread but I already have 5 active threads

>>899073
> implying Tajiri wasn't over
> implying Owen's isn't over now
> implying you're not a dumb redneck

>>899084
>>899084
>>899084

>>899082

>Owen's
>Counting Canadians
>Fat Owens Fat over with anyone other than fat smarks like you

And if Tajiri is the threshold for Nakameme, then sure I can see that happening buddy.

>>899064
>implying the average mark's opinion matters
>proceeds to mark out over a WWE has-been

kek anon

>>899073
Yoko was a Samoan who just looked quite asian. Pretty sure English was his first language.

>>899086
> he doesn't know what "over" means

>>899104
Kayfabe you mong

>>898621
>we will never have bryan vs rollins main eventing wrestlemania
fuck this shit so fucking much senpai

>>898663
>DA BIG DOG
>not even that huge