/wwe/ general #177 - that one ref you didn't know the name

Please have sex

>177
Did we go back in time?

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>>899088

No I'm just an idiot

>>899084

>Botching numbering a thread

Literally how is this possible? Can you put on socks?

Teddy Long was best Black Ref

>that time when there was a hardcore match at WrestleMania and Al Snow drove a golf cart with Teddy Long as his passenger into a bunch of boxes

>>899090
>he wears socks

18+

>>899084

Is that Becky in the background?

God damn, gem quads. She needs to not be wrestling in full goddamn pants.

>>899092

>He has mutant feet

Probably why you'll never have sex

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in4bliss

3 in the fucking morning i'm going to bed edition

>>899090

I have personally done it at least four times, and I'm not OP. My problem is I copy/paste the title out of laziness, and am too stupid to update the goddamn number.

I stopped even trying after a while.

Has there ever been a wrestler to get over SOLELY on his "look"? When was the last wrestler to get over solely on "look"?

Why does the WWE still have a mental block over "look" when a fat sack like Mick Foley was one of the most over men in history? Why does the WWE obsess about height when Rey Mysterio was over as fuck before Vince sabotaged him? Will these dumb fucks EVER learn their lesson?

>>899102
>Has there ever been a wrestler to get over SOLELY on his "look"?

Undertaker

>>899102
>these

It's Vince, always has been and will be till the day he dies.

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>>899102

Why will you never learn that the people you just mentioned weren't the top guys for a reason? Why do you think you have better insight to run a company that was already successful when you were still in the womb?

>>899109
The top guy is never the most over guy

The top guy right now is Roman, the most over guy is Bryan. Who do you think will make you more money? Its pretty fucking obvious

>>899109
> Appeal-to-authority

18+

>>899110
The problem is that the top guy is only as interesting as his antagonist and WWE has done a horrible job of building up foes for the top guy to go up against.

>>899110
>Who do you think will make you more money?

The guy who the crowd likes more?

> top guy is never the most over guy

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

>>899110
>Who do you think will make you more money?

Certainly not the guy who has had multiple concussions and gets injured after wrestlemania.

>>899110
18 fucking plus. The top guy has literally always been the most over guy until Cena, save for the odd transitional year.
>Hogan
>Warrior
>Bret
>Austin
>Rock

>>899120

>The top guy has literally always been the most over guy

>Hogan
>Bret

Oh Bretcuck you cheeky cuck. If Bret Hart was the most over guy at any single point in time, then Triple H was the most over guy in DX.

>>899105

Undertaker had more than just his look. Though he's probably the single best example of someone who got a LOT more over because of his look than he would have been without it.

Andre is about the only one I can think of.

>>899102

>IWC smarks who don't think having *the* look is important

>>899121
WhatIs: 1994?

18+

>>899126
That's why Tom Magee, Gary Strydom and Brakkus were so successful, right?

And nobody knows who Dusty Rhodes or Mick Foley are?

>>899127

>1994

Roddy Piper was more over than that Canadian cuck.

>Big Poppa Pump shown in "Who may return at RR 2016" video
Scott winning the Rumble CONFIRMED

>>899129
anti-Bret shitposting is the dumbest meme

>>899110
The top guy right now is Brock Lesnar, the most over guy is Brock Lesnar.

>>899132
>any opinion i disagree with is a shitposting meme

>>899132

Surely you mean the best factual statement

>>899126
>CM Punk

>>899136

Never a draw.

>>899127
Owen was more over and not giving him the title was a crime in itself.

>watching 08 RR
>Jimmy Snuka enters
>everyone selling his moves

kinda warms my heart knowing all the shit he's going through now

Also
>everyone stopping to watch Snuka & Piper duke it out
>Punk corpsing

Not sure if this particular Rumble is considered any good, but I've been enjoying it quite a bit despite the outcome

>>899132

>anti-Bret

If maybe you didn't sound like such a faggot with every post you made about Bret Hart, then people would take your worthless opinions a little bit seriously.

The man was only "over" in Canada. It's tantamount to saying Wade Barrett is over cause he gets cheered more than anyone else when RAW is in the UK.

>>899139
But that's wrong.

>>899143

How was he a draw?

>>899142
> everybody who isn't a shitter about Bret = some Swede

And this is why you're a moron. Stop being dumb.

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What does /wwe/ think of submission finishers?

>>899145

>Bretcuck
>A swede

Poor aspie. Trying to fit into /wwe/ and got himself all mixed up.

So I've always wondered one thing about the RR. Do they have it all predetermined on when and how a wrestler is eliminated or is it all shoot with the exception of the big-names?

>>899152
They go over all of it in a meeting
csrwrestling.com/korderas-being-a-royal-rumble-referee/

>It also makes no sense for Reigns to lay out HHH if he’s not coming back to win it, but you can toss logic out the window on game day.

Actual quote from Meltzer

So sick of this heeb and his communist booking philosophy

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>>899149

I think they're super fucking dumb in a world where MMA is popular

>>899149
I really like them, there's something awesome about the struggle between the two near the end of the match, probably why I like the Bret/Shawn Iron Man match so much.

>>899149
Should only ever be escaped via rope-break. A legitimate finishing hold shouldn't have someone utilising a bullshit reversal that exposes it's status as a work, no matter how easy it might be.

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>>899157
>guy isn't tapping out even though he's clearly in immense pain
>guess I'll just let him go then

>>899149

Unless they're done properly then they should
stop being done.

Paige, Cena, Becky, Charlotte, pretty much the entire roster.

>>899149
should be banned, pretty much the only reason as to why wwe has a reputation for being seen as gay

>>899144
MITB 2011
Top merch seller
PPV buys on the up during his 434 days

>>899157
Do you think the entire match should be a completely realistic simulation of a wrestling match or MMA fight? Where do the theatrics come in?

>>899159

Becky's isn't bad at all

>>899150
I give so little of a fuck about your memes bud.

>>899162

Not them but for me theatrics stop when the move looks fucking retarded which most submissions do.

It's like when I'm supposed to believe a move is more devastating because it's adjacent to a chair

>>899157
nah, if they can get an attack to the head to stun you should be able to get out of a submission

or be able to stand up through one

more I think about it your post is shit

>>899164

You care so little that you used them and ended up making a fool out of yourself eh?

>>899163

The setup looks awful. Now that I think of it, there's not a single person on the current roster who has a good submission.

>>899162
It's as >>899155 said.
Reversals or counters to what is supposedly your best hold are dumb in today's world. Case in point is anyone getting out of Del Rio's armbar once he has it locked in, when everyone knows full well in reality he'd have snapped your arm before you managed to say...roll and flip into a pin or whatever.
The theatrics can come in regards to the struggle to get the hold on, or trying to drag themselves to the rope. Depends on the circumstances of the hold.

>>899166
Any submission that allows you to get in a strike to the head or to stand is a shit one.

>tfw waking up on Royal Rumble day

Who /excited/ here?

>>899165
That's almost every move ever. So many moves consist of getting an opponent (usually willfully) into some arbitrarily complex position to deliver the same bump.

If wrestlers are to do as you say then every single move should be situational. For instance you do a piledriver because you happen to have wrestled the guy to that position with some resistance. You do a DDT because you struggled around and happened to find yourself holding your opponent in headlock.

Elbow drops, leg drops, aerial moves etc become completely obsolete since if the guy is spread out on the floor not moving, he's ready to be pinned (unless you do it instantly after knocking him down).

You can't possibly will someone to stand up by lightly tugging at their head, you can't even bounce the ropes since that gives your opponent way too much time to move out of the way.

See where I'm going with this? I just want to know what an ideal wrestling style looks like to you, since it seems you're willing to draw an arbitrary line somewhere.

>>899177

But that's totally different. The issue with submissions isn't getting into them, it's that they look fucking stupid and obviously don't actually hurt at all 99% of the time and are super easy to get out of.

At least when someone reverses a slam or whatever they have to do some acrobatic or strength shit whereas in a submission it's like "woopsy fuckin doodle i let go for no reason"

>>899176

Always get excited for the rumble. My fave event of the year, though I'm still expecting it to be a let down.

>>899179
There are plenty of submissions where they wrestle free using strength or technique.

>>899176
>>899176

Excited but I know it'll suck.

>>899149

There needs to be a rule backstage. You either tap out, grab the rope, or escape by a mental three count or you tap out. This "VALIANTLY STRUGGLE FOR 20 SECONDS" bullshit needs to end. How am I supposed to take a submission seriously if it takes so long to make someone tap out I feel they're taping out due to boredom?

>>899179

>At least when someone reverses a slam or whatever they have to do some acrobatic or strength shit whereas in a submission it's like "woopsy fuckin doodle i let go for no reason"

Yeah, people either need to actually escape or tap out. Escapes can be quasi-realistic. Like before Del Taco gets his arm bar 100% locked in the "victim" reaches over with his other arm to grab the arm being put in the arm bar, and defends against it that way.

Basically, get out of the hold BEFORE it's really set in.

>>899149
This submission discussion reminds me of the Bayley vs Sasha iron woman match

Why would Sasha tap out at 2 seconds left on the clock if she would have tied Bayley by just hanging in there for a couple extra seconds?

WWE goes full retard when it comes to submissions most of the time

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>>899189
>>899179
>>899177
Indeed

>>899121
> he thinks Bret wasnt the most over guy in his era
18+
The reason Vince first gave him the belt in 91 was because he received 5 times as much fan mail as the whole rest of the locker room put together, Hogan, Savage and Flair included and this carried on until Austin happened

>>899129
>>899140
>>899142
You arent even trying now
> only over in canada
You were either not born or didnt watch the product, post jaw now kiddo
America wasnt even his biggest fanbase and he was still the biggest draw and most over of his era there
18+

>>899191
Probably 'cause Bayley twisted her fingers backwards

whats up with that ref?

he get future endeavored?

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> there are people dumb enough to call Nakamura a vanilla midget

>>899199

yes

>>899199

Kurt is the king of midgets, he rides around on a scooter like the Dink

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>Roman in the ring looking strong
>the icon of ECW Tommy Dreamer comes out
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of WCW Sting comes out
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of ROH Daniel Bryan makes a surprise return
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of UFC undefeated UFC fighter CM Punk makes a surprise return
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of TNA Samoa Joe debuts of the main roster
>Roman eliminates him
>the icon of NJPW AJ Styles debuts
>Roman eliminates him and wins the Rumble to retain the title
>suddenly the icon of WWE Triple H leaves the commentary table and gives Roman a pedigree and tosses him out of the ring
>since Roman retained at the Rumble, at WrestleMania he will go one on one against the icon of the WWE Triple H

>>899195
>he was still the biggest draw

Him and Kevin Nash were the worst drawing champs of the 90s. This is a fact.

>>899213
Is this gonna be the new thing.

>>899214
Bret Hart was the worst drawing world champ in a decade that included:

> Warrior
> Slaughter
> Yokozuna
> Michaels
> Sid
> Undertaker

You'll forgive me if I have trouble believing you.

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>>899218

Yes

>>899126
You've got it the wrong way round, marks don't care about how handsome a wrestler is. Only smarks and Vince think "look" is important.

>>899223
>marks don't care about how handsome a wrestler is.

lol

Trivia time:

Which wrestler has held the big gold belt longer than everyone else?

>>899227
Goldberg?
Haitch?

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>tfw listened to SCCA on craft beer for an hour
>he name drops your favorite brewery multiple times

>>899230
>Caring about alcohol
>Drinking alcohol
Fucking degenerate

>>899230
Hipster faggot.
>>reddit

>>899229

>Goldberg

He's actually right near the bottom

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>>899230
> caring about any liquid jew that isnt whiskey
> having a favourite brewery

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>>899233
>>899237

>I subscribe to the straight edge lifestyle
>I guess you could also say I appreciate the career of CM Punk

>>899227
Trish Stratus

>>899240
> i do not read posts i reply to

>>899236
Well shit, who is it then?

>>899240
One of those two literally said he drinks whiskey

>>899227
Flair

>>899227
batista?

Give me a good pre AE rumble to watch that isnt the overrated 92 Flair shitfest lads

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This show is fucking gold

>>899227
Hogan

>>899227
Hogan by an advantage of about 500 days

>>899247
Not as good as based Smarkbusters

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>>899229
>>899244
>>899245
>>899248
>>899249

Hogan held it for 1000+ days when it was in WCW, Ric Flair is second with 501 days

When it came over to WWF/WWE, Triple H has the most combined day reigns. followed by Batista.

Next one:

Who did CM Punk wrestle in his last singles match for WWE? (I've asked this before)

>>899254
are you fucking retarded? royal rumble obviously you stupid fat cunt

>>899254
Billy Gunn

>>899256
lrn2read

>>899256
>last singles match

18+

>>899256

What's it like being retarded friend?

Trivia is gay

Post based as fuck criminally underrated themes that you have never seen get love in /wwe/
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vIFhXX12-PI

Why they gave the quebecois Rougeaus a theme called All American Boys is beyond me

>>899253
it gave me a good giggle tho and it was fascinating to see a ryback that isnt stupid

>>899257

Right!

Next one:

Only three wrestlers have had one day or less than one day reigns of the main title, who are they?

>>899268
Rey mysterio jr
Bob backland
Ted dibiase sr

>>899268
Rey Mysterio
Andre the Giant
Roman Reigns

>>899270
>>899271

Rey and Andre are right. Roman Reigns has been champ for longer than a day, I'm talking about someone in their entire career just holding the belt for 1 day and that's it.

>>899271
>>899268
Actually it's 4, add Daniel Bryan to that list as well.

>>899272
Ah well, shit. Clarify friend.>>899272

>>899272
Rey, Andre & Kane

>>899237
>whiskey

So that's an unironic fedora then?

Gonna mark out when Josh comes in lads

>>899272
If Andre is right then so is DiBiase

>>899276
> not man enough to drink a mans drink

>>899282
Andre won it, but him passing to DiBiase was never officially recognised.

>>899275

Yeah Kane has only been WWE champ for one night in his entire career.

Next one. This one should be easy.

Triple H has been tag team champ only twice in his career with 2 different partners. Who and who?

>>899284
HBK and Stone Cold

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Sup guys, i'm 26 years old and from Krautland (Germany). And i want to ask .. where can i watch live or recorded wrestling matches and events ? I'm COMPLETLY NEW to Wrestling, the only time i watched it when the first SMACKDOWN title hits the Playstation and everyone i knew bought it and was hooked for Wrestling for about 8 Months.

The Things i know about the WWE are:

-The Rock was the WWE Poster Boy Once
-Now it's Meme Cena.
-The Undertaker was a Gravedigger Goth, A Hells Angel , Dead and Now he's a Gravedigger again ?
-Kane was badass with his mask and now he looks like Karl Pilkington on Roids.

so uhm, Where can i watch livestreams, When are they broadcastet and is there a illegal and free way to watch them ?

>>899282

You know they invented bourbon right?

>>899287
Pornhub

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ryback wwe champ headline wm32 walk down to ring with nikki bella

kevin obese owens headline preshow jobber match walk down to rring with koko the obese gorilla

What are things about wrestling you believed as a kid?
For some reason I used to believe that Lita and Jeff Hardy were sister and brother.

>>899285

These are too easy.

Next: Which wrestlemanias did Randy Savage main event in (bonus points if you include the opponents)?

>>899294
4 vs. DiBiase
5 vs Hogan

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So are they really going the 99' rumble route with Roman getting led to a beatdown backstage during the match and then coming back in an ambulance before Haitch or someone interferes and pulls him over the top?

>>899288
Who, based Elijah Craig?
What of him

Who's going to win tonight?

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>>899291
oh you're right.
THANKS MATE.

>>899293

Kane and Undertaker were real life brothers

>>899302

Triple H at #30. Wouldn't feel as such a surprise if Vicent Kennedy Mcmahon and his daughter didn't put Reigns at 1.

How many bongs till the Rumble?

>>899306

It already ended. Triple H won.

>>899305
You think last 4 will be something like Ramen, Bork, Trips and Bray?

>>899308

Brock eliminates Bray, who then gets his cronies to eliminate Brock, and then Triple H gets an assist from someone to throw out Reigns who by then has already gone through like 2 tables and eliminated 13 people all by himself.

>>899300
>>899288
Oh i get it, your favourite brewer is Elijah Craig, didnt realise they make beer too.
Just so happens that Elijah is my favourite distiller, im saving up for a 23 year

>>899307
18+

>>899311

lose weight

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>>899293
>Used to have Rikishi as my favorite wrestler as a kid
>I am Mexican and pretty fat so I think that was why (I thought Samoa was in Mexico)
>Used to always wonder why he would make an upwards pushing motion before the stinkface
>Decided it was because it loosened up his bowels and helped him have a shittier ass for the stinkface
>Started to do it every time I tried to have a shit
>One day did it too hard
>Pushed up and smashed my hand into the lightbulb
>Shattered, causing my hand to cut open and start bleeding
>didn't want to admit what I did
>sit in the dark for 30 minutes having a shit then wiping my ass with a bloody hand waiting for my mom to leave for work so I could replace the bulb and clean up
>nearly fainted
>took 2 hours to clean up the blood stains

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>>899313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJX4Y2PjrHs

Watching RR 15 right now, Bryan got such a huge fucking pop when he came in then after he's eliminated the crowd shits on the entire match for the rest of it.
Why the fuck would they have him out so quick. Fair enough they didn't want him to win but I just can't understand why they didn't have him be in it till at least the final 6 or 7.. Some fucked up booking right there family. So surprised when I first saw it and still am.

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>tonight's the night
>for disappointment

>>899321

The logic was that they didn't want him clashing with Reigns.

>>899321
I wonder if we'll see his return at the RR, if he doesn't come back now after being cleared by every doctor in the USA he'll never come back and he'll just be some NXT trainer for the rest of his life.

>>899309
seems about right

Cheers for spoiling it btw

>>899325

he has had 10 concussions

literally no chance

no chance in hell

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>swagger bomb

>>899213
You are as bad as the faggots who want Balor to be the next Taker. Kill yourself.

>3....2...1...buzzz
>ride of the Valkyries plays
>everyone favorite retarded midget goat makes his way into the ring
>Reigns immediately spears him
>picks him up
>the camera zooms in on his face as he winks to the camera and tosses that goat out of the ring

How would you react?

Who ya got in the rumblel bois?

I don't like memes.

WHENS DA RAMBLE?

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>>899384
>brock eliminates bray
>wyatts eliminate brock
>wyatt/brock mania
>hhh helps sheamus eliminate roman
>hhh/roman wm

OR
>and this is most likely

brock and roman eliminate each other like the cena/batista or bret/luger finish with the title again getting vacated setting up roman/brock fastlane championship and then h screwing roman for the title leading to their wm match. brock will fight bray for the title at mania. it books itself.

>>899398
>Bray winning against Brock Lesnar
>Bray maineventing Wrestlemania
>Sheamus as temporary champion again
>most likely

The only correct guess you have there is the Wyatts screwing Brock out of the Rumble

>Watching 1992 Royal Rumble
>That booking
>That storytelling (especially the subplot for Savage vs. Snake)
>That ending

Will this year's Royal Rumble be anywhere close?

>>899313
Wait, do you put your used toliet paper in the trash or the toliet?

>>899400
Nothing will beat the 92 rumble.

>>899399
>bray winning/maineventing
brocks gonna squash him for the title but H and Roman are maineventing mania brother

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>>899382

Josh will win.

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Who would you guys have be the dominant darkie/first (actually) black WWE Champ, Big E or Apollo?
Pic related is my choice. It may seem like a cut-and-dry decision between mic-work and ring-work but Big E isn't bad in-ring, not nearly Apollo's level but he's really good in his own right.
Meanwhile he outright slaughters Apollo in-terms of character, personality and general charisma.

>>899384
Roman, Bray, and Brock and left with one more person to come
3....2....1....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrSXcT-IzXE
Bray eliminates Brock during the entrance. Pissed, Brock comes back it and eliminates Bray. Heath gets in the ring and stares down Roman. HHH runs in and throws Roman out of the ring before he can do anything.

Your winner and new champion: Heath Slater

Do you think sunny will be wearing her hof ring while getting pounded by a fake hulk hogan shouting the word nigger?

>>899191
I hated that shit. Such a dumb moment in an otherwise good match.

>>899407

His matches with Rusev were the best of anyone that feuded with him.

>>899407
So obama isn't the first black president?

>>899407
Out of those two Big E, he's way better than Apollo.

Doubt either will even win the title though.

>>899409

Roman, Bray, Brock and Curtis Axel left with one more person to come
3...2...1...
BZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLazJKggCd0
OH MY HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO ELIMINATE THE GIANT
Big Show comes in and immediately eliminates Curtis Axel who lays at ringside
Bray and Brock go over the top rope trying to eliminate each other and brawl to the back to set up their match
Roman and Beeg brawl, before Roman eventually throws Beeg out for the "win"
As he celebrates, this music hits:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrSXcT-IzXE
It's Slater, Dallas and Rose.
Slater is waving a piece of paper.
"We have a signed letter from HHH confirming that Curtis was only eliminated from the 2015 Royal Rumble, and is still active in the 2016 Royal Rumble"
Axel runs up behind Reigns and shoves him over the rope
The rest of the Social Outcasts pull him over the other side for the win

Your winner and new WWEWHC under freebird rules: The Social Outcasts

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>>899419
>all factions use freebird rules now
No thanks.

I miss edge :/

>>899419
I'd love this. Curtis Axel is good.

I just hope they don't include a guy who could legitimately win the rumble. If they ever decided to actually put Goldberg in it just wouldn't be believable.

>>899430
>MAGGLE ITS GOLDBERG
>GOOOLLLLLDDDDDBBBEEERRRRGGGG
>MAGGLE ITS A SPEHR
>HE SPEHRED ROMAN MAGGLE
>OH MY LAWD SPEHR
>HE CUT ROMAN IN HALF MAGGLE

>>899430
yeah an over the hill wrestler being put over the rope sure is an immersion breaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BMjc7lUvWHg#t=199
Here is your drinking game for tonight if you want to be too drunk to be angry, or dead. Which the latter maybe required for the former depending on the results.

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>>899398
>Bray getting a WWE title shot
>At Wrestlemania
>The most likely

>>899437
>drinking alcohol

>>899084
real question , who have the network? it is good?

>>899442
It is good. It's great value, you get so much content for just 10 bucks. Any hardcore WWE fan would do well to subscribe to it and relive the glory days.

>>899439
my nigga its perfect, who else is brock gonna face?
>already did taker
>everyone else is injured
>worse case for this scenario is sheamus

Stardust should win the rumble

CM PUNK SPOTTED IN FLORIDA AIRPORT

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LADS

>>899452
No its not. Hes got to get his first fight in ufc first.

>>899442
If you are a wrestling fan it is worth it for the vault alone

Good enough for me to willingly five them a tenner a month instead of just robbing it

>>899416
No he's a honkey.

>>899450
IF YA SMELLLL

>>899398
>Roman not being in the title match at Mania
>Bray and Lesnar not being an uppercard non-title feud to take space on their crippled roster

nah ur retarded
It's Roman vs Haitch for the title in the ME.

So the rumble winner doesn't main event Mania, right?

>>899452
That was a picture from last year

>>899463
Of course they do? The winner is the WHC.
Unless the Winner of the rumble loses between then, which would be retarded.

>>899463
Triple H is main eventing Wrestlemania with Roman Reigns after Triple H gets his second win

>>899436

And yet I'm sure you were one of the people who booed the entire '14 rumble after Bryan got eliminated.

>>899430
If Goldberg returned he'd be in the final four guaranteed

>>899467
hm...one superstar who is at his peak drawing potential versus someone who hasn't been on screen in near a decade....totally fair comparison.

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>>899461
>roman and lesnar double elimination finish
>vince comes out vacates the title yadayada
>fastlane! macmans try to screw reigns but fail
> wyatts fuck over lesnar i guess
>wyatts/brock mania and roman overcomes the odds once again yay
im im not a retard

Could this be the worst RR match? Could it somehow be worse than the last two?
Between the injured superstars, the talents no one cares about and thus we know will lose, Haitch forcing himself into the title picture for this feud which is stupid, just wrestle Roman if you want revenge. It doesn't have be for the title, it can just be to beat him up, that actually makes your possibility of winning exist because we all know Roman can't lose (or he'll lose only to get it back right away so we can pad his record out).
It's just a mess and no one is there to even give us false hope, unless AJ Style just waltzes in and knocks Roman over the rope.

>>899430
Besides, don't you guys want MORE people who could actually believably win the Rumble? Weren't you guys complaining about predictability

>>899471
It's moderately plausible that it'll be a double-vacation finish to set up a match at Fast Lane.
However that would end in one of two ways:
>It's Roman vs Lesnar, meaning Roman would go INTO Mania as defending Champ, not happening
>It's Roman vs Haitch, meaning Haitch would compete at Fast Lane, not happening

Sorry family. Hope you're ready for the King of Kings to chalk a W in the Rumbowl category.

>>899474
>it doesn't have to be for the title
But it kind of does unless you want Lesnar vs Rock for the title

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>>899437
>Drink every time someone says Rumble
>Ever False Elimination and Actual One
>Mention Both Feet and Top Rope
>Down entire drink for a surprise return.
Who the fuck would do this?

>>899450
Brock vs Bray will happen, just not for the title. It'll be Roman vs Haitch for the title.

They'll spend the next three months building the Wyatt's up, making Bray look like a monster. Just so he looks credible enough where beating him means something.

So basically like all of his feuds.

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>tfw gf coming over to watch the rumble
>tfw can't shitpost tonight
>tfw she's only coming to watch because she thinks Roman is hot

britfags, has wwe blocked paying by usa address/$? i used hola before, but it doesn't seem to work now.

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>>899481
>getting cucked by the big dog

>>899474
>Could this be the worst RR match? Could it somehow be worse than the last two?
I have faith that WWE can manage it.

>>899478
I honestly would rather have that then Haitch vs Roman for the title.
We don't CARE if it is because Roman is going to be the top guy for a long ass time, so we know he's going to win, and if Haitch does win, Roman is just going to get it back right away.
There is no tension because they've set Roman up and the new John Cena.

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>>899483
>Britfags pretend to be american to stay up till 4 am to watch american children's television
The state of you nigel

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>>899481
>missing out on shitposting to hear your bitch fawn over the large hound rameen rings

>>899489
fuck off frog poster.

>>899488
I think Reigns vs Triple H will be a good match
Hopefully WWE writes Reigns correctly again, similar to his Summer 2014 run, he was great then. Ambrose needs to get his shit together too.

>>899437

Blampied is getting hit in the balls then

>>899492
Fuck off snaggletooth

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>>899492
>Not liking frogs
You're in the wrong general m8, fuck off to 2gayos or go back to your anime board faggot

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>>899481
>getting cucked by bbygurl

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>>899481
>tfw can't watch the rumble because poor
>my gf would be down and would mark for people she recognizes
>Instead I'm maybe going to the hospital

>>899501
Royal Rumble and the Network is free this month
>hospital
Why

>>899501
its free for a month if you subscribe i think

>>899493
>I think Reigns vs Triple H will be a good match
I don't, because I already know the outcome. Roman has not once gotten a clean singles loss. Either since SHIELD broke up or period.
>Ambrose needs to get his shit together too.
Well he'd be on track if he wins the Last Man Standing match. Sadly I kind of want KO to win because he has done nothing of note since the massive momentum of the Cena feud.

WWE NETWORK IS LITERALLY FREE EVERY MONTH
IF YOU PAY FOR THE NETWORK, YOU ARE RETARDED

>>899503
>Royal Rumble and the Network is free this month
>>898805 is why

>Why
Possible issue with my lungs, and I don't even smoke

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>>899510
>10$

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>>899511
NEET 19yo
sorry m8

>>899515
Ask your mommy to buy it for you

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>>899515
10 fucking dollars m8?you're american aren't you? you can't come up with two fives? your girlfriend doesnt have 10 dollars? theres something your not tellin me

>>899520
>neet
>girlfriend

hahaha

>>899516
Maybe I will, I really want to watch if Roman loses

>>899520
I'm insecure about looking for jobs due to my health problems

What times does the preshow start lads?

>there are seriously people
>IN THIS THREAD
>that dont think daniel bryan is coming back tonight to set up Bryan vs. Reigns at Rustlemania
>the rock vs stone cold of our era

>>899531
not gonna happen. bryan will overshadow and out-pop him. see: fastlane.

>>899531
>Daniel Bryan
>wrestling in a WWE ring

>>899531
>Daniel Bryans music hits
>gets a concussion from the pop he gets


>>899529
6pm

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>>899531
>DBry wins the rumble
>Cena returns at Fastlane
>DBry vs Cena at Mania
>#ABellaInEveryCorner
fucking marking out

>>899542
EST?

>>899529
half an hour before the rumble, 12.30am

Due to Cena's absence, is turning Roman Authority Heel and sending Monster-Face Lesnar against the legions of cronies genuinely the ONLY way to make this Wrestlemania's Main Event somewhat decent?

>>899141

The 08 rumble is my all time favourite, I marked the fuckout for Cena desu.

>inb4 le 18 blus

>>899544
EST time it's 19.30

>>899544
Yes


Who looking forward to

>3
>2
>1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSefgWp3Jg

>>899531

>comparing either of those two to the two GREAT legends of the past

+18

GET OUT

Preshow is apparently one hour tonight, so it's 7pm actually

>>899309

>brock eliminated by family

Didn't think of that, well fuck me. Why are they doing Brock against those jobbers? Have brock against adr or rusev, that will be way better, fuck even do brock ramen II, that match was great.

>>899554
Wouldn't mind Orton coming back and winning it desu. Orton v Brock at Mania. At least it would unexpected.

I stopped watching between 2006 and 2011. Can anyone explain why Trent Barreta wasn't a huge star? He is by far the most handsome professional wrestler I have ever seen.

>>899527
sell a video game or two at gamestop

about 3 or 4 of the recent releases should round out to $10s and store credit in their calculations

>>899560
>brock against adr
Fuck no. ADR is shit tier. I'd rather see him German suplex Brown Strawman around.

I stopped watching between 2006 and 2011. Can somebody please explain why Trent Baretta wasn't a huge star? He had a great "look" - by far the most handsome wrestler I've ever seen.

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TAKEN AT ORLANDO AIRPORT 52 MINUTES AGO

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>899565
Pretty sure my most recently released game is 2K14

>>899571
But he was bashing the WWE recently

>>899566
they had a good house show match apparently.

>>899571

WHAT!!!!?????????

>>899574

>kayfabe 2.69

>>899505
>Roman has not once gotten a clean singles loss
Who should it be against then? And why does it have to happen right now?

>>899571
Who is that? Goldberg?

>>899571
Liar

Reverse image searched and saw articles from 2014. Way to get my fucking hopes up jerk :'(

>>899555
> how to spot an /asp/ie #103
They capitalize words and look like bellends in the meantine

> aspies getting b8d this EASILY
gtfo

>>899547
Not even.

>>899573
walmart loves hiring disabled folk. tell them about your prognosis and you'll have a job at the end of the week.

on your current situation i would recommend you head out to a bar and kindly asking the patrons to switch the big screen to the rumble

>>899585
None near me and I can't drive

>>899585
Bars don't buy PPVs just for one guy. They'll put UFC or boxing on if the main event is sure to draw people.

Is Y2FAT the worst thing in wrestling currently?

Shit I'd almost prefer Ramen to tell us a story again.

>>899594
Ramen is better than Social Outcats

>>899594
>>899595
Meant to say Jericho is better

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>>899590
Buffalo wild wings maybe? they have alot of tvs up
>>899588
god damn nigger get your shit in order

>>899594
Nah Roman's probably worse, think relatively, can you imagine if Ramen did the rooty tooty booty shit?

>>899595
>>899597
SA >> Both of them

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>>899598
I would say I'm trying, but I'm not

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>>899594
>tfw will never Jerishill as GOAT as this ever again

https://youtu.be/d-qU4cANSec

>>899598
Putting a 60$ ppv on for one guy that can't even spend 10$ on the network, much less on wings, isn't a good idea.

>>899604
Who is this demon of semen?

HERE'S THE THING ROMAN

What is Haitch's best solo promo?

>>899609
Misslaurelle

>>899610
YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL ROMAN, NOT ME.

YOU ASK IF I CAN HANG WITH THE LIKES OF YOU? WELL YOU'RE FORGETTING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION ROMAN.

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO PLAY THE GAME?

>>899603
Hey. Listen to me. I didn't get my first job till i was 22. didn't start getting my lisence till i was 23. didn't kiss a gurl for real till i was 23. Never even pulled my foreskin all the way back till i was 19. nothing wrong with being a late bloomer.

>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV3AqncOJFM

How do you react

>>899084
im so glad you guys got kicked off /sp/

>>899620
>didn't kiss a gurl for real till i was 23
How do you kiss a girl not for real?

>>899624
*she was a hologram*

>>899622
>not trolling the whole crowd and using this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZiQYme_zsM

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>>899622

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>>899624

>tfw kinda hype for the rumble even though I know there is literally no good outcome possible
There's no escape, is there? I'll be watching even as the company slips below 2.0 in the ratings, like a beaten housewife who believes he still loves me deep down.

>>899633
>victoria's reaction at the end
kek

>>899633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1gXUXAB87k

>>899641
I mean, at least there's the possibility of a good US/Diva's Title match.

>>899647
>Mollah bumps better than most of the current WWE roster at 80 years old

>>899609
that's Y2J, baby!

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>>899649
>Divas
>good
I raugh

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>mfw Jerifat is on the actual WM card

So does anyone here still actually enjoy the product?

It's been at least year since I actually enjoyed any of the PPVs beyond one or two matches.

>>899641
as long as you stream, you don't give vince any money, honey

>>899656
Everything this year sucked, the only reason I watch is basically for those small glimmering pieces that standout, like that New Day match at TLC. I've become so used to being disappointed that all this shit booking doesn't even phase me anymore.

What kinda rumble you want, f a m?

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>mfw theyre calling it 1 vs All and not the Royal Rumble

>>899663
He's going to lose so they laid out the damage control weeks before the PPV.

>>899649
They're the two matches I'm particularly looking forward to, but they might get screwed over by time constraints depending on where they are in the card.

>>899667
>>899667
>>899667
new

>>899199

I hate when people post Nakamura before he got swag

>>899660
Roman Rumble

>>899656
Overall? I'm mixed. The main event scene is trash and the tag scene is stale as fuck, but I've been liking the mid card stuff e.g Del Rio/Kalisto and Owens/Ambrose. Hell, even the divas have been fun since December.

>>899199
He's 6'2, hell he's taller than Cena.

>>899407
Crews is the most likely choice. Guy can wrestle, has the clean shaven baby face look, not covered in tattoos etc. I doubt he will, simply because Vince doesn't push black guys that high. No one else on the current roster will. Sorry, Big E, Kofi, Woods, Titus, Truth etc will never hold the wwe title. If Crews doesn't do it, no one will within the next decade.

>>899419
That would be amazing, if Axel got to be eliminated twice. I would laugh so hard.

What time does the Rumble start?

Want to watch but want to watch my Panthers destroy Cards too.

surely Roman won't win tonight right?

.....right guys?

>>899726
>>899726
6pm est preshow 7pm start

>>899609
This

>>899737
7PM preshow 8PM EST you dungo.