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ryback 50 time wwe champ

big baboon ass e 50 time wwe chimp
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first for NJPW > PWG > LU > ROH > WWE > TNA
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>>898152
i don't think we've ever had this edition, nice work OP
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CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>898158
>tfw starting out LU with ultima lucha
>john morrison as the heel vs alberto del rio as the face
what a backwards land
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Describe your dick with a wrester's catchphrase

#Smallbutfierce
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Rollins return tomorrow confirmed by Da Meltz
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Post yfw Strongman Rains wins the RR tomorrow.
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I lost my chapstick
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>>898164
BRIE MOOOOOOODE
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>>898167
>that filename
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POST
YOUR
FUCKING
FACE
WHEN
OUR
LORD
AND
SAVIOUR
TRIPS
H
WINS THE
RR
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>>898164
>Can you smell what the rock is cookin?
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>>898175
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>>898175
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>>898180
How come they don't do RAW "SUPER SHOW"s anymore
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>>898164
You can't see it
;_;
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>>898164

#NoChanceInHell
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>>898175
Thanks based haitch.
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Reminder that the wrestling god, John Bradshaw Layfield will win the rumble.
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>>898164
SAWFT
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>>898164
#sawft
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>>898182

That meant they were three hours long. Now they're ALL goddamn three hours long.

Frankly, if they wanted to do a Super Show, they could give us a real treat and end this shit an hour sooner than normal.
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>>898164
>BALEEB DAT!
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JUST ONE
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>>898189
>>898188

swaftmind
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>claims to be the best wrestler ever
>literal walking botch machine with shit finishers
>injury prone
>only popular because he talks about much backstage info and politics
>claims to be straight edge but still looks like dog shit
>won't even drink or party with celebs despite looking like skinnyfat dog shit
>gyno

He never had any good matches. You see the difference between a guy like him and stone cold is, stone cold could have a great match with a jabroni. I'm glad he was fired.
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Anyone else remember Kizarny?
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>>898195
k
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>>898164
And if you aint down with that I got two words for ya
SUCK IT
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>>898196
was he the guy with the shit DDT as a finisher?
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>>898195
G.T.S is a good finisher. It's driving a knee right into somebody's face. Getting kneed in the face hurts, believe it or not.
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>>898164
#socialoutcast
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>>898164
You can look but you can't touch
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>>898192
GOAT promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUo90qq2NvE
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>>898203
>fireman carry just to knee someone
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>>898203
tfw Punk gave Beth Phoenix a G.T.S.

Truly the GOAT
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>>898175
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>>898207
It always looked weak as fuck too
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What are the odds of AJ winning his WWE debut tomorrow?
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>>898212
Like 1%
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I haven't done the Network trial thing yet. Will I get to watch Rumble free if I do it tomorrow?
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>>898207
More force if you fall into it as the knee goes shoots up, maybe. Punk made it look weak but in theory it's not a bad finisher.
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>>898212
There would be no point of him debuting if he doesnt
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>>898202
Yeah, and he spoke lizike this. Hyped up to hell then released after one match.
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GOAT finisher: RKO
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>>898216
He would make Roman look stronk.
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>>898215

Yes, Punk made it look weak because Punk was fucking weak from not enough eating and lifting, and too much jogging around like a poofter. Hideo does it better.

I, for one, want to see a Gorilla Press version of the GTS from someone like Rusev or Big E or some other HUEG rectangle of muscle.
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Trips and Eugene wins the Royal Rumble
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>>898216
I dunno. Just think how strong WWE and Roman would look it the Big Dog squashes Mr. TNA. It'd be even better than HHH beating Sting.
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>>898220
>Diamond cutter
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Why doesn't Sheamus do the high cross anymore?
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>>898225
>outlaw wrestling
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>>898226
i was wondering the same
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>I've been here since the Royal Rumble
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>post yfw jeff harvey enters the royal rumble doped out of his gourd
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>go to the WWE network
>Benoit matches still there
SURVIVE
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>>898234
Are Hull Cogan's matches still there?
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>>898234
Hulk Hogan still exists on their WWE Top 10 weeky lists
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>Watching 2014
>#1

Breaks my heart everytime
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Vince has asked you to write a love triangle storyline between Sheamus, Becky Lynch, and Finn Balor
How would you book it
Killing yourself, quitting or fire any of them isn't allowed
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>>898242
If I'm forced to with a gun to my head I'd book Becky as an irish catholic school girl and she becomes really slutty and naive.
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>>898196
Yeah, he contributed to MVP's losing streak face turn
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>>898242
sheamus cucks finn and has a live sex celebration with becky while his irish tourism titantron runs in the background

finn watches on, helpless, but seems to be more preoccupied with his lego set

a single tear drops from becky's eye
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>>898227
>DDP
>outlaw wrestling

You try too hard, friend.
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>>898242
Becky starts out with Sheamus, ditches him for Finn Balor's main roster debut because [spoiler]tater tots[/spoiler]
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>>898237
>>898238
Don't get me wrong, this makes it worth it MAGGLE
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>>898244
>Becky dressed as a slutty catholic school girl
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>>898219
Lol did he only get one match? I just remembered his promos and his shit finisher. Why was he released so quick?
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Would anyone else be kinda okay with it if Jerry Lawler died?
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>>898257

I prefer him over JBL desu
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>>898257
nah pham, that type of thinking tends to bite you in the ass later on
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>>898254
I think the higher ups were unimpressed with his performance and decided that he was a flop.
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>>898258
I hate both of them, can we just have Mauro, Booker T and then Byron can stay because he's just the neutral straight man
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>>898154
>it's like they don't want my money

They dont, they dont want filthy gaijin to witness their wrestling.
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>New betting odds just came out
>[spoiler]Triple H[/spoiler] is favored to win

P A N I C

[spoiler] I hope spoilers work on this board
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>>898268
hownew.ru
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>>898265

2 man commentary is better. Corey and Tom on NXT and Cole and Byron on WWE

I know Cole gets a lot of shit but most of it is that he seems to have an active dislike of JBL and he's being constantly micromanaged by Vince. Him and Byron during Beast in the East were great which makes me think the problem isn't Cole it's JBL and Vince
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>>898269
I've never even needed to spoil on here before. I was hoping NipMoot decided to change it
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>>898268
>panicking over the GOAT's imminent victory

Why though?
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>>898248
no it was pretty easy actually, thanks for the (You) senpai
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>>898271
Cole can provide good commentary, it's just he's forced to be a puppet on RAW
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>>898195
That guy had the best Lesnar match since he came back so no he is great at wrestling.
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>>898263
From one match? I would have guessed drugs.
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>>898212
None. He is a certified who so him winning the RR would do nothing to help the rarings.
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Daily reminder based Chicago Phil eats her ass
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>>898271
>Cole and Byron
No thank you
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>>898276

Yeah he's a company man. I wish they'd just give him a basic outline or something and let him do his own thing.

Heel Cole was pretty great too
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>>898257
I would not wish that to anyone, but i would be glad if he had speech inpediment.
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>>898282
Lucky bastard
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Guys, what if Cesaro, Neville, and some other foreign face team up and form a face version of the League of Nations?
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>>898288

Oh boy more fucking useless factions

No thanks
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>>898288
Dont think would work since they are an authority team to help oppose Roman.
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OFFICIAL TOP 5 REASONS ROH > WWE

5.) TV Shows are only an hour long so if they suck you don't feel like you've wasted your life watching them
4.) Higher Wrestling to Angle Bullshit ratio means shows don't suck nearly as often
3.) Cheeseburger
2.) Commentary doesn't suck total ass
1.) Taeler Hendrix the High Test Queen
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>>898288
>how you want your roster pham

>just stable my shit up
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>>898294
God damn her face looks fucked up
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So what happened to Los Matadores?
Buried?
House show buried?
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>>898297
Usos are healthy, no need for them anymore
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>>898241
>tfw I drew #1 in our gambling ring that year

thought I had an outside shot
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OFFICIAL TOP 5 REASONS ROH > WWE

5.) TV Shows are only an hour long so if they suck you don't feel like you've wasted your life watching them
4.) Higher Wrestling to Angle Bullshit ratio means shows don't suck nearly as often
3.) Cheeseburger
2.) Commentary doesn't suck total ass
1.) Taeler Hendrix the High Test Queen
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>>898164
235 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal
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>>898294
man surgery really messed up her face
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>>898212
>MAGGLE WHO IS THIS GUY
>SOMEONE REMOVE THIS GUY
>Roman spears him and throws him out of the ring 5 minutes later
>WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES KID
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>>898297
Aren't they getting a new gimmick?
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>>898296

I don't want to fuck her in the face.

Exclusively.
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based martial arts brand Sage and away NnjgU1Rk "Sister" isn't part of getting him over He isn't even a blue run since they were not overpriced, and if dirtsheets are correct he'll also be your thing, but i dont expect her to show us that you're talking about her because shes in total love with him and/or posted in this thread worries me that everyone has different tastes so there's almost always a Mania match between an average city
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>>898302

I hate when girls that look great without surgery still decide they need it
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>>898297
The fucking dudley boyz are relegated to superstars matches right now.

Matadores has no business in the tag team division atm
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If Austin Aries got to keep his name and AJ Styles doesn't I'm going to be seriously worked.
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Why is he so mad lately? Midlife crisis?
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>>898308
The Dudleyz don't really care, they said on Jericho's podcast that there purpose for coming back is like basically to help out the other wrestlers.

Their purpose is basically like Rhyno and Samoa Joe in NXT, just to put over young talent.
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Unless the entire jobber locker room of jobbers#SocialJobbers You didn't read the entire product is a great gimmick
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>>898310
What if its a work?
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Am I shadowbanned? I swear nobody has replied to me in forever now.
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>>898281
The mark 50 year old wrestling fan at my work knows AJ Styles is debuting and knew who he was.

He also thought the Hardys were coming back tomorrow. Bills not that bright.
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>>898309

I don't know too much about Aries but was in he in NJPW or something? what's with the lettering in the middle of the A?
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>>898310
>14-Time World Champion*
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>mfw this feels like /wooo/ before it went to fucking shit

what a feel
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>>898315
>shadowbanned
This isn't reddit
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>>898311
Ah, that I didn't know.

I still feel like there's better ways to use them, but I'm a huge dudley mark so that's probably a biased response.

I can see why they've been doing matches with Ascension a lot as of late now though
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>>898317
he has that tattooed on his arm
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>>898317
TNA and ROH world champ and in Japan he worked Dragon Gate.
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>>898310
Get fucking worked mark
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>>898317
It's a tattoo he has that happens to mean Aries
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>>898317
It's kanji that literally stands for aries
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>>898326
>>898327
Isn't it the moon rune for "ram" rather than literal aries? I don't think the Nip would have characters for literal translations of western zodiac signs.
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How much ass do you guys think Mean Gene has pulled?
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>>898329

Does he call his dick the Hotline
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>There was a dudley named BigDick Dudley

How did they get away with it
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>>898331
>ECW
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>>898331
>>898333
this desu.

Nobody was watching.
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>tfw no Emma
>shes dating Ryder now
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>>898335
Based Ryder giving her the woo woo woo everynight
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Stardust is Kane to Goldust's Taker.
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>Jerry “The King” Lawler announced on his twitter account that he will be on the WWE Royal Rumble pre-show panel. Announcers for the Royal Rumble will be Michael Cole, JBL and Byron Saxton.
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>>898337
Speaking of Goldust, what the fuck happened?

Come back at Survivor Series
do some jobbs
Then this feud with Breeze, then Breeze disappears.
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Went to the same high school as Emma. Ask me anything.
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>>898335
good for him
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>>898330
thats where drizzy got the idea for hotline bling.
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>>898331

>You know remember Big Dick Johnson
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>>898340
Why isnt she your girlfriend loser
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>>898328
It's one of the kanji used in Aries.
But the character itself *does* mean sheep/ram.
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>>898335

man, those early ryder youtube videos were god tier
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>3
>2
>1
>BRRRRRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux1BsjyqwV0
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>>898339

The same thing that always happened. Vince and the Creative Crew changed their minds for some absurd, probably completely made up reason because Vince has lost his marbles to senility and the Creative Crew are an overstaffed pack of ADD idiots.
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>>898335
>Zach Ryder now getting the literal #TasteOfTenille
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>3
>2
>1
>ERRRRRRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SiBFCNP1gE

SOMEONE CALL MAH MOMMA
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>>898351

>Ernest Miller
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>3
>2
>1
>BRRRT
>OOOOOOOOOOOOH CHAVO
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TNA has been uploading all those early TNA shows on youtube and its eerie how its so much like WCW with some of the same roster but the storylines are even more convoluted and contrived.
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>>898353
LUCHA UNDERGROUND HAS INVADED WWE MAGGLE!
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>>898338
Thank god
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Riddle me this, /wwe/: Suppose Roman Reigns *does* overcome the odds, and win this year's Royal Rumble, based on how he's been booked lately, do you think the crowd will take kindly to this decision, or will it be more like last year in Philadelphia?
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>>898187
Take my coat
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>>898338
>Byron Saxton
>Not Mauro
>mfw I thought Michael Cole was the worst announcer in WWE right now
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>>898358

he'll just get booed again, rr crowd is different than monday crowds, these people are 7 months behind, majority of them go to and watch only ppv's
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Hey guys. First time poster here. In trying to ask a serious question I need to know, how do people like me catch up on what's been happening or what's currently going on? Would I need to just jump into a program and hang on for dear life or what?
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Here is your winner and your NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2VbBJsKv70
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>>898364
Uh, just know that there's a samoan guy they're trying to push like Hulk Hogan, that's all you need to know
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>>898358
He'd get the shit boo'd out of him. That being said, it would be a perfect time for a heel turn that will never happen.
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>>898338
based b-sax
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>>898368
He doesn't even say anything
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>>898365
we can only hope bro.
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>>898366

Roman Reigns, right? I heard of him but didn't know he was Samoan.
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>>898365
As much as I love the guy, he needs to branch offfrom the wyatts.

What a great stable that's been ruined by absolute shit direction
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>>898367
It's a shame parents don't buy kids heel merch.

>>898369
He's there to give JBL a punching bag.
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>>898371
Yeah, he's the Rocks cousin, they mention it quite often.
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>>898354
Thats Russo booking for you.
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Christ Benoit -- Daniel Bryan
Kurt Angle -- Jack Swagger
Funaki -- Hideo Itami
Boogeyman -- Finn Balor
Steve Austin -- Dean Ambrose
NoD -- New Day
Brock Lesnar -- Kevin "Obese" Owens
Rikishi - Samoa Joe
RVD -- Neville
Bobby Lashley -- Apollo Crews

What happened? Who is responsible for this?
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>>898369
Well, aside from saying "Wow," edgy one-liners, and failed attempts to be witty.
Even Tom Phillips would be a better commentator.
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>>898374

Oh shit. That's kind of neat.
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>>898378
You guys think Tom has stuck it in Paige?
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>>898380
no, maybe a hj.
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>>898380
He's too busy trying to prevent Becky from spermjacking him to fug anyone.
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>>898380
Nah, he's a beta.
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>>898364
Here is a summary of the current feuds that will play at RR:

Roman Reigns will bury 29 other wrestlers to retain his championship.

Kevin Owens and Ambrose feuding over the IC title.

Kalisto vs Alberto del Rio for the US championship after ADR lost it to Kalisto and two days after he won it back. Its a tiebreaker match.

New Day vs Usos because no other credible tag teams (Literally zero build up).

The Wyatt family has been booked as the most dangerous faction right now that will likely play at RR.

Thats it i guess. Oh and aslo Stardust jobbing to Titus O Neil.

Thats it.
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Just re-watched the 2015 Rumble.
The reaction when Bryan got eliminated was priceless.
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>>898380
Easier question: Who *hasn't* stuck Paige?
5 bucks says even Darren Young's had his fair share (but immediately washed his dick for midnight anal with Dolph).
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>>898358
>Roman Reigns will bury 29 other wrestlers

Surviving ≠ burying
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>>898386
It'll be the same reaction when he gets eliminated again.
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>>898388
Darren x Finn OTP
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3,2,1 BEEP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1YqtfAnxRs

;_;
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>Roman enters #1
>Brock enters #2
>Neither wins due to fatigue

>Wyatts dominate for some time
>Attempted betrayals
>Sets up for Bray vs Luke at Wrestlemania

>Social Outcasts
>Slater throws Brock over
>Bo throws Reigns over
>Sandow eliminates all four
>Miz eliminates Sandow

>Undertaker enters #30

>Neville wins
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>>898392
You think him and Christian have made out before
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>>898386
Bryan and Vinnys 2015 Rumble review is amazing, much more entertaining than the PPV itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEiMgTKgxqw
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>>898164
I'm on antidepressants, so

>YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! no!
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>Haven't watched a single RAW after SS.
Feels good not being disappointed for 3 hours every Monday. How disappointing will the Rum Bowl be?
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>>898382
paige has probably given hjs to the entire roster
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>>898390
If they eliminate him so early this time Vince is confirmed for senile.

>>898392
No thanks I don't want to watch one of my all time favorites get paralyzed.
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>>898394
i would like to see that :3
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>#30
>3
>2
>1
>brrt
>LOOK IN MY EEEYES, WHAT DO YA SEE

How would you react?
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I predict the Wyatts are gonna pull a New Nexus shit and take over the ring for maybe a half an hour.
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>>898386
It was a pretty good reaction.
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Christ Benoit -- Daniel Bryan
Kurt Angle -- Jack Swagger
Funaki -- Hideo Itami
Boogeyman -- Finn Balor
Steve Austin -- Dean Ambrose
NoD -- New Day
Brock Lesnar -- Kevin "Obese" Owens
Rikishi - Samoa Joe
RVD -- Neville
Bobby Lashley -- Apollo Crews

What happened? Who is responsible for this?
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>>898401
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>>898401
Would whats his face from UFC even let a fighter make an appearance in WWE
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>>898395
>>898399
>>898403
I feel bad for whoever is in charge of putting together the Rumble tomorrow.
Whatever they book, the fans are going to hate it.
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>>898385
>>898366

Thanks for the help guys. When I said 'catch up' what I really meant was there's a lot of stuff I haven't seen so I'm not caught up on like current rosters and feuds and stuff like that. Like in years, but someone brought up Roman Reigns and how much they didn't like him at /co/ yesterday and I thought I would come by here and see what I could learn from people.
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>>898409
and those fans will tune in the night after and the weeks after that
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>>898409
UNLESS BASED FUCKING TRIPS WINS IT ALL
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>implying this won't be the biggest swerve wwe can do at the rumble
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>>898415
Zack is gonna wife up Emma, he doesn't need any belt 2bh
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>>898401

I'd shit myself and then start watching raw regularly every week
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>>898413
I don't know man, the "you'll watch it anyway" logic has slipped away, judging by the ratings.
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>>898401

>Some poor bastard out there believes this to be a possibility
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>>898417
This.

It's why Taker doesn't give a shit about whether or not he's booked to win or lose, he already won fucking life by snagging a prime waifu.
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>>898417
Is Zack tapping Emma? Damn.
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>>898417
Getting berried so hard he got sent to outlawXT was worth it in the end 2bh
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>>898420
There are people who honestly think every RAW there's a chance Cult of Personality will play
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>>898420

I will never stop believing it anon, the straight edge savior will return one day
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>>898386
> priceless

If anything I'd say it cost WWE quite a lot of money
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>>898417

can't wait for the JUST edits when they break up 2bh
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>>898420
>>898426
It's wishful thinking that Vince is desperate enough to try to win punk back.
He's bet the company on Roman and he's not backing down.
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Speaking of Zack
As a big mark for him
What the fuck was the he thinking with these tights
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>>898433
Cheap Heat.
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>>898319
But this general was much better on /sp/
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>>898425

>Got berried to NXT so he can berry his dick into Emma

Looks like a win-win situation
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>>898433
On Jericho's podcast he did it to stand out, but in the end he said he had no real idea what he was doing.
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>>898432
If anyone on this board sees Vince, please take one for the team and kill him so the WWE can be saved.
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>>898440
Vince would welcome Punk back with open arms, he is the one who gave him creative freedom after all. It's Trips that Punk wants to murder.
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>mfw Jawn wins the rumble with a bum shoulder
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>>898440
We'll still have his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
>>
I'M JUST ONE MAN
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>>898440

>Killing someone over mandrama

Please have sex
>>
ON THIS DAY I SEE CLEARLY EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE
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>implying it won't be Miz
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>>898442
need a roman edit
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>>898441
Vince was never fully behind Punk.
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So I heard HBK was in talks to do something at Wrestlemania what with it being in Texas. Does anyone know anything about that?
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>>898436
Diva posting and unrelated stuff doesn't make it better brother.
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>>898409
They could book a good Rumble match with a satisfying finish
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>>898451
Well certainly not a match considering his storybook retirement with Taker
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>>898395
Bryan sounds just like David Cross
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>after Sunday, Roman will not only be the holder of most eliminations in a single RR, he can potentially win it again for the 2nd year in a row and also break Rey's record for longest time spent in the RR
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>>898436
>But this general was much better on /sp/

t.someone who was never on /sp/
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>>898458
Reigns will be so fucking gassed before he even gets halfway to that record
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Taker's final match should be against Kane

It's
>A good story kayfabe wise
>Gives Kane a career highlight
>Taker a nice send-off
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>Roman coming through the crowd
>Gets attacked from behind
>Crawls back in the ring and eliminates the social jobbers
>Gets dragged out through the bottom rope
>Powerbombed onto a table by the league of nations
>Wyatts come out and powerbomb him through a second table
>He still crawls back in and eliminates everyone
>Triple H comes out at #30 and wins through
a fluke
>Loses the title but still ends up looking stronger than anyone ever has looked in the rumble
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>>898461
>gassed

That would imply that we will keep going and not get ganged up by the New Day, LON and the Wyatts

He'll duck out half of the match until Lesnar shows up and they brawl
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>>898462
This, or a passing of the torch to a younger spoopy gimmick wrestler.

Sadly that means Brayylmao right now.
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>>898461
its basically like a tag match he can take a breather when the ring is full.
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>>898462
Would be glad if both retired in the end.

Love them but i dont want their legacy to be tarnished.
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>>898462

Agreed but WWE won't do it.
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>>898461
>implying Ramen won't be sleeping for half the Rumble
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>>898469

>le gassed maymay

Back to woo
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Is there a photoshopped photo of edge with the new WWE championship
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>>898436
You miss the cp, and gore?
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>>898470
Are you actively ignoring what happened last year?
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>>898472
Dont forget scat.
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How is it possible to even be gassed in the rumble when you just take a bump and then rest hold for 10 minutes
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I wonder what ebin trick will Kofi come up with this year, also will there be an attempt to break any records? fastest elimination, or most eliminations

can Ramon Reigns do it? can he outdo himself?
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>>898470
Have sex please
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>>898478
I fucked last night
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>>898478

>Le gassed maymay

Back to woo redditer.
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>>898479
THIS GUY FUCKS
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>>898475
smarks taking any chance to take shots at roman.
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>>898480
It's not a meme when its real
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What are the odds that the Royal Rumble ends with a chorus of boos for the 3rd year running?
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>>898409
After what happened last year I hope they arent letting Jamie Noble produce the match again
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>>898459
You clearly weren't
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>>898486

very likely
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>>898486
100%
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>>898486
>all these smarks who keep saying that the Rumble will be booed
>banking on Full Sail autists to shit up the show
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>>898488

I and the other people who have said they didn't enjoy the gore,cp and scat posting clearly disagree, but it's okay, keep trying to fit online by lying you loser.
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>>898486
Reigns being in the match from the start just confirms nearly everything will get booed.
I don't know why Vince thinks fans have "accepted" him.
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>>898467
>Love them but i dont want their legacy to be tarnished.

...how many years ago are you posting this from?
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>>898493
We're going to be watching a mass burying of people like Brock Lesnar, nobody will be happy.

Did you see when Roman speared Brock on RAW? The boos came soaring back to Roman.
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>>898495
Fans have accepted him, only smarks don't
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>>898493
>Pretending the Rumble isn't a smark event
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>>898475
Batista managed to do it in like 10 minutes last time he won
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>>898497
They booed the LON and the Wyatts as well when they attacked Roman and Brock
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>>898486
Would be funny if it became a RR tradition.
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>>898501
That's because they're heels, but booing the face is uh, bad.
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>>898487
Noble wasn't really at fault, he just got marching orders to make Rogaine look really, really strong.

Just like how the Extreme Elimination Chamber was built around making Lashley a superhero
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>>898500

shit I remember that, he was red and sweating like a madman
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>>898498
> got booed the fuck out by a mark crowd against Owens

At BEST Reigns might get cheered when he's up against somebody the crowd doesn't like better.
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>>898496
Forgot to add even further.
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>>898504
>Vince had the nerve to say that PPV was "an excellent show with an excellent finish"

The man has been delusional for over a decade.
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>>898504
He was in charge of the 2014 Rumble and that was shit too
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Roman will be going against the GOAT Heel and heat machine Triple H, no way he isn't main event face over after this feud ends
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Guys, how do we make Roman look weak?
>>
Daily Reminder that Summerslam was bad and this will be to.
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>>898506
I'm still kind of confused as to why Roman got so many cheers when he won the title in Philly.
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>>898506
Pretty much every face gets split reactions when theyre facing Kevin Owens hes like the new CM Punk in that the crowds dont boo him because he says and does what he wants
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>>898509
The match itself was actually pretty good until #30 showed up and it became clear exactly what was happening
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>Tfw the reason IWC cucks hate on Roman is cause of the Cuck Man Punk podcast
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>>898516
HE'S A PRIZE FIGHTER MAGGLE!
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>>898518
that and because bitches want him.
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>>898510
He's already the main event face after John Cena

After Roman who is the other active main event ready babyface?
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>>898510
Cena didn't get cheered against HHH a decade ago, what makes you think Reigns has literally any chance?
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>>898515

Cause he's over you dumb smark.
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>>898518
The IWC was hating Reigns since June 2014 mate.
>>
Who or what is a super dragon?
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>>898516
>he says and does what he wants
Walking away? i would say running away but lel.
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>>898515
Couple of reasons:

> TV crowds are usually mark kids and their bored parents
> surprise title changes usually get pops
> nobody likes Sheamus
> every smark worth their salt bought tickets for ROH Final Battle that weekend instead
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Aces and Eights
>>
Roman is main eventing his third rumble in a row.
>Strong showing and last guy against batista
>won last year
>focal point of this year
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>>898518
This, don't know why Roman fans blame Daniel Bryan fans

Daniel Bryan didn't bury Roman, he even gave him a rub

CM Punk was just bitter at him and singled him out
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>>898526
This guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Dragon

and this is his meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMmTFt45eyI
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>>898525
>June 2014

They were hating him after the great matches against Evolution?
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>>898518
Joke's on you, 'cause I realised that Reigns was shite in late 2013
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>>898528
>> every smark worth their salt bought tickets for ROH Final Battle that weekend instead
can they not afford 2 tickets? and i thought ROH was affordable?
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>>898534
>Payback 2014
>good

Funny guy.
>>
If you guys haven't noticed, Roman is literally getting booked exactly like Stone Cold.
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>>898528
>muh TV crowds

Except they went to two smark cities after that and Roman got cheers and there were tons of smarks in Philly when he won
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>>898518
nah more so he doesn't meet their criteria for a face of the company
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>>898530
Which match did this webm come from?
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>>898376
>>898376

Damn, son. Nobody gave a shit twice.
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>>898537
> no concept of money

18+
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>>898277
>>898277
>little cuck man punk cucks actually think this
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>>898542
December 28th, it was Ambrose vs. LoN
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>>898542
Not a match. Happened on the most recent RAW in Brooklyn. Owens came out after Ambrose's match.
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>>898522
Nobody, but that's 'cause everybody has been geeked to make Reigns look the best via attrition
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>>898538

So you're saying the matches against Evolution sucked? Is this how disillusioned smarks are when they hate one man?
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>>898523
It didn't matter since HHH put him over which is basically the point
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>>898540
Are we talking about when his segment in Brooklyn got DAN-IEL BRY-AN and C-M PUNK chants?
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new
>>898554
>>898554
>>898554
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>>898550
Extreme Rules was a great match. I didn't say it wasn't mate.
But Payback was bland and dragged on for far too long.
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>>898545
$40 for roh $40 for raw= $80 not bad.
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>>898462
no it should be a good match where taker jobs to someone
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>>898550
I literally don't remember anything Reigns did in that match outside of getting his chest protector ripped off in that weird bodyshaming Passion of the Reigns bit
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>>898557
If you want shit seats.
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>>898546
That match was okay, Punk reversing the F5 and Kimura Lock are the highlight of Lesnar return after breaking the streak.
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>>898517
I thought it was pretty bad

>cm punk laying in the corner for an hour
>putting both usos in the match but having one get eliminated before the other one got in
>dolph ziggler coming out a big pop just to get eliminated a few minutes later
>kevin nash being a surprise entrant again and getting a shitty elimination a minute later
>great khali coming in and getting eliminated immediately
>el torito getting a spot
>jbl getting a spot
>rey coming in as number 30
>kane eliminating cm punk
>batista
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3
2
1
beep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItL3DRiJmgg
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>>898566
>IT'S FORMER NXT ROOKIE DERRICK BATEMAN!
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>>898553
and yet they cheered him when his music hit and then they cheered when vince got arrested
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>>898517

I didn't see it myself. What -did- happen?
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>>898561

What does that have to do with you hating him?
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>>898575
Err, nothing. I stopped liking Reigns in late 2013 when it became clear he was getting pushed the hardest despite being the least talented.

By far.
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>>898574
Bryan wasn't in the match

Fans got outraged
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